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Nothing quite lands like the perfect insult. Even better when you are not the one it's aimed at and can simply sit back, completely uninvolved, and watch the comment section descend into something that is frankly more entertaining than whatever the original post was trying to accomplish.

The internet has produced many things of questionable value. The comment section insult, at its absolute peak, is not one of them. It is an art form. It requires timing, vocabulary, and confidence that comes from knowing you have said something so good that the reply is never going to recover. Bored Panda has gathered the finest examples from across the comment sections of the internet, so settle in. You are safe. None of these are aimed at you.

#1

A screenshot showing Reddit comments funnier than the original post about addressing someone by their husband's rank.

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Vexed Panda
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5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Military wives are insane sometimes. When i was in the Navy, I married a Marine. The Marine Corps wives club was wicked mad i wouldn't join. I told them I would if they could get my husband to join the Navy wives club. They got madder.

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    The art of the perfect insult has a longer and more distinguished history than the comment section might suggest. Shakespeare was, by most accounts, one of the finest insulters in the English language. "Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood" is a line from King Lear that no Twitter reply has yet managed to surpass, though several have tried.

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    Winston Churchill's alleged response to being told he was drunk — "and you, madam, are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober" — remains one of the most quoted comebacks in political history. The impulse to say something devastatingly accurate about another person is not a product of the internet, but the internet gave it a much larger audience and a like button.

    #4

    A tweet from dana bad about getting botox and a doctor's funny comment.

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    Mike F
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do young folks say these days, womp womp?

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    #5

    An image from a comment section funnier than the post, showing a meerkat helping an electrician dad with tools.

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    Mike F
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he gets into those hard to reach places.

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    A study published by Monk Prayogshala found that nearly 28% of surveyed individuals admitted to engaging in malicious online activity directed at strangers, and 12% admitted their comments were extreme enough to be removed by a moderator.

    Which means that at any given moment, roughly one in four people on the internet is either actively being unpleasant to a stranger or thinking about it. The comment sections in this collection are the other side of that statistic, the moments when the malicious impulse produced something so perfectly crafted that it transcended its own nastiness and became, against all odds, art.

    #7

    A tweet and reply meme about homelessness and cellphone ownership, with a funny comment section.

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    Panda Monium
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! Homeless people can even have cars… That they actually sleep in.

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    Psychologist Sebastien Montel points to online disinhibition as the engine behind all of this. Behind a screen, people feel anonymous, removed from consequences, and freed from the immediate social feedback that normally regulates behaviour. You cannot see someone's face when your comment lands. You cannot hear their voice.

    The empathy mechanisms that govern face-to-face interaction simply do not fire in the same way, which makes it significantly easier to say something devastating and significantly harder to feel bad about it afterward. The screen is not just a barrier. It is a permission slip for those bold enough to comment.

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    #11

    A collage of four Volkswagen Beetle cars in different colors, showing the comment section being funnier.

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    Reemerger
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    32 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Victim: Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Driver: Oopsie! Victim, looks up: Aaaaaaaw...

    #12

    A young boy in a suit looks disgruntled, next to a girl, depicting a funny comment section moment.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    37 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely going to have a major hangover tomorrow.

    So which app is home to the worst trolls? The toxicity is not evenly distributed across platforms, according to research by SimpleTexting. They asked users to rate the toxicity of major social media apps on a scale of one to ten, and Twitter leads at 7.82. It tracks, given that it is where most cancellation campaigns, divisive memes, and genuinely unhinged public arguments begin their lives.

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    Reddit follows at 7.63, boosted significantly by the anonymity that the platform offers and the absence of meaningful consequences for bad behaviour. Facebook sits alongside Reddit, bolstered by years of misinformation and boomers who just love to have the final say. YouTube, remarkably, was rated lowest of the major platforms at 5.38.

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    #13

    A funny comment section dialogue on Tumblr where someone asks how to become a jellyfish. The comment section is funnier.

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me upvote this one!! I laughed so loud I scared my cats.

    #14

    A comment section joke about a user's steak cooking skills. The comment asks if the steak was cooked under a heated argument.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, it looks absolutely perfect and delicious to me XD

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    Those stats make the insults in this collection a strange kind of miracle. They emerged from the most disinhibited, consequence-free, anonymity-enabled corners of the internet and somehow gave us something worth reading twice.

    The platform enabled the worst of human behaviour and accidentally, occasionally, facilitated some of its wittiest. The comment section giveth and the comment section taketh away, and sometimes what it giveth is genuinely, spectacularly funny.

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    #16

    Funny comment section image featuring a man with a distinct nose, sparking a humorous comment about it.

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    Reemerger
    Community Member
    27 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My girlfriend is from this planet. So I doubt it, Mr. Alienface.

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    #17

    Funny comment section screenshot: Two people discussing hating lazy people, with a witty retort. A funnier post.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paige probably posted that while laying on the couch and munching her 2nd bag of chips.

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    #22

    Mugshot of a person with unusual appearance and a funny comment section.

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    Leebo13
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another possible inspiration for a certain Aerosmith song.............

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    #25

    A YouTube video displaying a newspaper headline about Johnny Carson, with a funny comment section about Jay Leno's humor.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    26 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only know Leno from his appearance in a Simpsons episode. But then, who's Carson.

    #26

    Peter Dinklage tweet about being featured in a calendar for the shortest month, with a funny comment section.

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    Glix Drap
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    41 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But for September there is a picture of your dĨck.

    #27

    A painting of a girl that failed to raise self-esteem, with a funny comment section about it.

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ok though. You ended up working at a fun Office, eventually making great friends with your coworkers after a bumpy journey, and marrying the company's top salesman.

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    #28

    A man holding a My Sister sign on a Kiss Cam, with comments funnier than the actual post below, discussing the awkward moment.

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    Roman Arendt
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was a Wildcats game, it wouldn't be a problem. At all.

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    #29

    Funny comment section image with a tweet about dressing formally, generating a humorous comment.

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    24/7? You'd like us to SLEEP wearing that s**t? What are we, Dracula-style vampires?

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    #32

    A comment section with a witty reply that a pub is older than a country, highlighting funny comment sections.

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    Daisydaisy
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First Nations people in Australia 65,000 years - the world's oldest continuous civilisation. A rich culture of art, songs, stories, science, medicine, community and agriculture in spite of what the white supremacists try to tell you

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    #34

    A comment section user stating that a man in the video looks like the human version of Mark Zuckerberg, highlighting funny comments.

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    Glix Drap
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    35 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he have tiny T-Rex hands? (This is not original - I copied this from someone else but thought it was funny).

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    #37

    A tweet from Andrew Tate about women, with a funny comment section reply by Mike Majlak.

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    Mike F
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he IS wanted for råpe in a couple of countries.

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    #39

    A screenshot from YouTube showing a funny comment about a movie playing on an airplane. The comment section is funnier.

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    David Paterson
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    26 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After 10 hours sitting on an Airplane, I'd walk out on any movie.

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    #40

    A tweet about holding up a grocery line with an Apple Watch, featuring a funny comment from an elderly man.

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Then tell me, future boy, who's President of the United States in 1985?"

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    #45

    Funny comment section about someone offering their baby at a drive-thru.

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    Bonesko
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I knew this I'd offer to babysit my nieces more often

    #46

    A screenshot showing a funny comment about the English language and Alexander Hamilton. The comment section is funnier.

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He never said that. Or wrote it. Or rapped it. So, that's one less thing to worry about.

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    #47

    Kanye West in an interview with a funny comment section comparing listening to him to sorting by new on r/showerthoughts.

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    Mike F
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But (frightening thought here) reddit sometimes makes sense.

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    #51

    A split image of a woman before and before weight loss, with a funny comment section about the pictures.

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    Bonesko
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    4 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not related, but this reminded me of when I was in middle school and 2 kids running past me and yelling "run from the beached whale! Run!" Why? I get you're calling me fat, but why would you need to run from a beached whale? Shoulda said run from the cow. That'd make more sense at least.

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    #54

    A news article about conjoined twins who became teachers, with a witty comment below the post.

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    No Man
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read somewhere that they paid for TWO educations but only get ONE salary...

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    #64

    A screenshot of a tweet showing a woman smiling with a comment that was funnier than the actual post.

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    Vexed Panda
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the Final HOA Boss!

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    #68

    Funny comment section screenshot of a video, showing a witty observation about a man's appearance, funnier than the post.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, his online name IS "MoistCr1tikal", after all.

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    #69

    A screenshot of a Reddit thread with comments that are funnier than the initial post, featuring an incel core i9 joke.

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    David Paterson
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    17 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The politically correct term is woo-per-daughter.

    #71

    A man with long arms and a humorous comment section asking if he plays darts by just putting them in, from a video.

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    les
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma always told him he'd grow into her knitting

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    #74

    A screenshot of a tweet showing an archer at a competition with a comment that was funnier than the actual post.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joke is that the archer looks a bit like Eminem, apparently.

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    #77

    A humorous image of a car side mirror reflecting a cross, with a funny caption below. The comment section is funnier.

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    DrBronxx
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    4 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. I'm confused. Was Meatloaf wrong? Did he intentionally turn that expression around on his head? (I know this is beside the point of the picture, but basically my only exposure to this expression is in his song).

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    #78

    A funny comment on Twitter about a maximum age for Facebook users. The comment section is funnier.

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    Mike F
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    4 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly posted by the subject of the above post. Charlie is a fruitloop, he's the poster boy joke beliefs and bizarre theories.

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