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It takes a lot of courage to put yourself out there and enter the dating scene. In this modern age, it can be even more challenging because potential partners will first judge you based on your virtual profile. If you’ve got photos of yourself holding fish or posing next to sports cars, you might have a hard time finding matches. And if you make it clear that you have a very specific type, you might even end up getting roasted on social media.

To find out what not to do when creating a dating profile, we visited “Dating Profiles That Make You Cringe” on Facebook. This group is dedicated to sharing screenshots of the funniest and most absurd profiles single people have come across while swiping. We hope you’ll enjoy scrolling through these pics that might persuade you to steer clear of dating apps, and keep reading to find a conversation with one of the group’s administrators.

#1

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Aehs Mortimer Report

Marno C.
Community Member
7 months ago

There's 'high-value' and then there's 'overpriced.'

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    #2

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    Stephanie Angela Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
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    7 months ago

    More red flags than a parade in China.

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    #3

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    Jade Wilson Report

    Hyacinth (Any pronouns)
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Can we really quickly talk about how his job is listed as 'Horse Annihilator' because HUH?

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    #4

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    Lisa Burton Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
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    7 months ago

    Sounds like he has fallen for transgender women in the past.

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    #5

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    Annie Baade Report

    Ipetmykitteh
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Gross.

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    #6

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    PangyPenguin🐧 Report

    Slop Generator
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    I'm can fix all grammar and own on my own

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    #7

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    Shannon Murphy Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    #8

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    anon Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Bub, this is Tinder, you can post your manifest against women on your incel forum over there!

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    #9

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    Amy Bathbein Report

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Bro, first you have to think about how old you are.

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    #10

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    Hazel Hasselhoff Report

    Ipetmykitteh
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    I’m reminded of the Stephen L***h song, “You might be a N**i”

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    #11

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    Wendy Bythway Pontefract Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Yes, why doesn't anyone want to be his friend? Such a mystery....

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    #12

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    Lena Riggs Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Pays all his bills, not for the babysitter, though.

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    #13

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    Dorian DeSilva Report

    CloPotato
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    ah yes the old edgy "I'm so dark and twisted loool I'll hurt you because I only care about my own emotions". It's understandable to feel like this when you're 13, but then you have to work on yourself.

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    #14

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    anon Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    Someone is feeling b******t and taking it out on the ladies!

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    #15

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    anon Report

    C B Jones
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Gotta love the honesty.

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    #16

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    Kristen Hoffman Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    I read his bio first and thought "what's wrong, he sounds okay'? Should have skipped his photo reply and stay ignorant but happy.

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    #17

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    Elle Watson Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    What a catch!

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    #18

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    Stefanie Kavanaugh Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    So, that's all that can be found on dating apps? Which of these are you then, Ralphie?

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    #19

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    Taylor Call Report

    Julie
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Sorry but i laughed. She is probably really finny

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    #20

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    Pam Cooper Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Sean, you're too old for that "ERMAGEDD, AHM SOOO CRAAAAZY" spiel.

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    #21

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    Lauren Reining Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    You could throw it into the ocean?

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    #22

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    Elizabeth Queen Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    Psychic my a**e. Guessing psycho is closer.

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    #23

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    FriendlyChestnut4198 Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Okay, we like what we like, but why are these wee boys incapable of expressing that in a polite, mature manner?

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    #24

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    PrettyLynx4336 Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Calm down, boy. And maybe tidy up your flat.

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    #25

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    Melanie Lafreniere Report

    Ipetmykitteh
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    lol totally legit.

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    #26

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    Meg Lane Report

    Ipetmykitteh
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Aaaaaand I can’t. That’s all I can read of these.

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    #27

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    Ashley Williams Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    You want a hooker not a girlfriend.

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    #28

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    Kendell Nash Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    Mostly European ancestry? I think I know what mean. Say you are a racist without saying you are a racist.

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    #29

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    Heather Hill Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Then why are you here, Josh, if "modern dating" turns you off?

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    #30

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    Sarah Wall Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    So..... Why are you on a dating site?

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    #31

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    Emily Mahoney Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    "Chat GPT, make me sound thoughtful and deep"

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    #32

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    Cole Grant Report

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    Well she's certainly narrowed down her choices.

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    #33

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    Melissa Garmiño Report

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited)

    Glad he got his wingman in the photo

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    #34

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    Lora Jones Curl Report

    Louise B
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    I definitely believe David makes people scream. I just doubt it is in a good way.

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    #35

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    Melanie Lafreniere Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    That doesn't sound too bad? He tells us what is his f****h, and there are others who enjoy being the sub, what's wrong about that? Unless there's something in the wording that only someone who's in the scene would recognise as wrong.

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    #36

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    Caitlin Sarah Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Again, boy, you're too old to play the edgelord. Grow up, then come back and try again.

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    #37

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    Nicole Burbo Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    The bio is enough but the photo-reply....let's hope he gets run over by a bus soon.

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    #38

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    Sarah Bordeaux Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    Open minded you say??? Thanks for the laugh.

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    #39

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    Russell Lenier Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    Can I get some advice? Should I state my fetishes out right? N****e play and sploshing.

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    #40

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    Mari Cabezas Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Dear Christopher, correct grammar and spelling are not a sign of not being authentic. You can stop talking like a preteen chatroom.

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    #41

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    anon Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Oh fvck, that looks like a professional job photo but Shawn doesn't know how to silence the alarm for new messages on his phone. I'm worried.

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    #42

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    Melissa Houston Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    I bet the unicorn gets more interest.

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    #43

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    Deirdre Kiely Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago (edited)

    Are all Republican men as good as a catch as this one? I bet the women are lining up. To slap him.

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    #44

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    Deedee Summer Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Having a f****h is fine but ewwww, boy, some of us have just eaten! And why is that all you have to tell about yourself?

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    #45

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    Sera Hair Olson Report

    Flat_Alien
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited)

    Writing whole bio about your last relationship may not be the best way to start 😂

    #46

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    Aehs Mortimer Report

    Tamra
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited)

    Gotta love the folks who put their f*tish front and center. Saves time, I guess.

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    #47

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    Laura Payson Wiggins Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Ewww, stinking racist.

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    #48

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    anon Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited)

    A true incel has spoken.

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    #49

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    Jenna Stewart Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Serious relationship = s.ex Yep, tracks.

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    #50

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    Hannah Rose Report

    CloPotato
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    ahhh the casual racism that pairs so well with hatred of women

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    #51

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    Jeanette Mowery Report

    Uninspired Mathematician
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    I think Rick is too embarrassed to ask for directions to a shady strip club.

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    #52

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    N Reed Miller Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    I'm at a loss. What makes them think they will find anyone that way?

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    #53

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    anon Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Bitter AND disturbed...and unfunny.

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    #54

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    bittykitty111 Report

    antoinette maldari
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Must of had some limpy beef sticks in the past. I wonder why? /s

    #55

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    anon Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    then pay for it, darling, remember that poverty is also a way to Christian purity!

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    #56

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    Michael Dp Report

    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    ? explain the setting pls. Dimitrious passed away as a kid?

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    #57

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    Rachel Németh Report

    CloPotato
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    I can moo if wanted?

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    #58

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    Tiffany Neiderhiser Report

    Tyranamar Suess
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Crazy eyes!

    #59

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    Claire Larson Report

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    And I'm not supposed to worry about my safety?

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    #60

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    Shelly Landreth Report

    CloPotato
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    There are websites dedicated to this f****h, he'd have more success there than on a dating app.

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    #61

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    Destiny Pivonka Report

    Captive
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    This must be a troll attempt

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    #62

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    Mari Cabezas Report

    Louise B
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Yeah, I have to take issue with some of this. For a start Travis does not sound humble at all. Quite the opposite if anything. What he does sound is a bit creepy 'good girl'🤢 Ew

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    #63

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    Staci Ingram Report

    Jessamyn Zolczynski
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Legally blind eh? I hope they were able to use speech to text for this and not some poor unsuspecting soul.

    #64

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    Hilary Dotson Report

    Julie
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    The pic 🤢🤢🤢

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    #65

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    Geory Albright Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    This one isn't that bad.

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    #66

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    PrincessPoppy13 Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Someone wrote all that with a side-eye on the cross on the wall "See how good I am, Jesus? See it? "

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    #67

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    Leanne Williamson Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    I mean...did I miss something? That he has an unusual job?

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    #68

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    Annie Baade Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Oh, so we can't be partners just to enjoy life together? That's news to me, but hey, surely there's nothing nefarious about Michael wanting woman who aren't happy with themselves....

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    #69

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    Matt Wright Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Laura, your kitchen is neither classy, nor sophisticated, and your trousers are ugly. What are you talking about?

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    #70

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    Natalie Shilling Report

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    I can't date someone who applies eyeshadow better than me

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    #71

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    GentleQuince5084 Report

    Flat_Alien
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Weird flex, bro

    #72

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    Patrick Doyle Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    🤮

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    #73

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    Ashley Williams Report

    Flat_Alien
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    I cannot understand this guy's train of thoughts. Maybe there is none?

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    #74

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    Sarai Harsha Report

    Flat_Alien
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    I play games - God of war, The last of Us, Hollow knight... So sad he does not like gamers 😂

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    #75

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    MagentaPear3059 Report

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    You know, these guys would get a lot further if they'd just lay off the s*x talk. I'm sure some women like it, but it's a lot like getting an unsolicited d**k pick. If you guys need s*x so bad, go buy it like every other guy. But if you want a friend, a LTR, or a wife, try to be a little classier. Nothing says bottom-of-the-pile like telling the world straight up anything about your little friend and your weird obsessions with s*x.

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    #76

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    ExcellentChestnut9056 Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    Ladies! Are toilets with a suspicious colouring in the bowl a good look? Asking for a friend.

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    #77

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    Melanie Lafreniere Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    I mean....kinda okay. Funny (if wrong, it's not dinosaurs that were turned into oil, but hey, we're good). A bit over-enthusiastically, but he's young.

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    #78

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    Geory Albright Report

    Liliana Spiro
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    So... go on a sugardaddy dating app/site

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    #79

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    anon Report

    CloPotato
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    idk if he's a closeted asexual or an outed a****t

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    #80

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    Nathan Strong Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    That sounds as if she just wants a housekeeper and chauffeur...

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    #81

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    SerenePomegranate4804 Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Genticly sounds like pleasuring an octopus

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    #82

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    SE Woods Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Texas. Of course Texas.

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    #83

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    Cynthia Gair Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    to answer that question: show less people like caecum here.

    #84

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    anon Report

    CloPotato
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    It doesn't sound bad? Not disrespectful, insulting, creepy, no delusions of grandeur or too graphic depictions of fetishes.

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    #85

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    anon Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    Yeah, that's okay. A bit immature, but he's only 22. Just...I really can't see any charm, dangerous or otherwise. But that might be just me.

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    #86

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    Emily Mahoney Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago

    Repeat.

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    #87

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    Michael Hames Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    7 months ago

    What's wrong about this? Yeah, "amuse me" is a bit shallow but apart from tha--- ohhhh, wait - not a CIS person, yeah, THAT IS BAD, amirite? FFS, "Michael Hames" who sent this in, get your fvcking terf ar.se out.

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