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It takes a lot of courage to put yourself out there and enter the dating scene. In this modern age, it can be even more challenging because potential partners will first judge you based on your virtual profile. If you’ve got photos of yourself holding fish or posing next to sports cars, you might have a hard time finding matches. And if you make it clear that you have a very specific type, you might even end up getting roasted on social media.

To find out what not to do when creating a dating profile, we visited “Dating Profiles That Make You Cringe” on Facebook. This group is dedicated to sharing screenshots of the funniest and most absurd profiles single people have come across while swiping. We hope you’ll enjoy scrolling through these pics that might persuade you to steer clear of dating apps, and keep reading to find a conversation with one of the group’s administrators.

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Aehs Mortimer Report

Marno C.
Community Member
3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's 'high-value' and then there's 'overpriced.'

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    Jade Wilson Report

    Hyacinth (Any pronouns)
    Community Member
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we really quickly talk about how his job is listed as 'Horse Annihilator' because HUH?

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    According to eHarmony, about 80 million Americans are currently using dating apps or websites. And one in ten couples in the U.S. found love after first meeting online. 20 years ago, there may have been some stigma associated with meeting your partner virtually, but nowadays, it’s completely normal. In fact, it can feel almost impossible to meet new people without the help of the internet! 

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    Despite how normalized dating apps have become, not everyone has figured out how to curate the perfect online profile. From blurry group photos where you can’t tell who to look at to profiles full of crude and discriminatory comments, there’s a reason why many people consider dating apps to be cesspools. And nobody knows that better than the members of Dating Profiles That Make You Cringe

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    Lisa Burton Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like he has fallen for transgender women in the past.

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    To find out more about this amusing community that has amassed an impressive 188K members, we reached out to the group’s administrator. They were kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and explain how the community came about in the first place.

    “This group was an inspiration from a previous group that got shut down,” the admin shared. “It's a reboot I've been hoping to keep alive to sensibilize people to their socially unacceptable profiles and expose the cringe this day and age's dating experience brings.”

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    Amy Bathbein Report

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro, first you have to think about how old you are.

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    Hazel Hasselhoff Report

    Ipetmykitteh
    Community Member
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m reminded of the Stephen L***h song, “You might be a N**i”

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    We also asked the administrator what the members of the group are like. “The community is pretty active,” they noted. “We do have a lot of headaches at times, but we keep things on track the best we can.”

    And it doesn't seem like the community will slow down any time soon. As of now, the group has seen over 860 new posts in the past month and gained over 3,800 new members in the past week.

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    anon Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bub, this is Tinder, you can post your manifest against women on your incel forum over there!

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    #11

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    Wendy Bythway Pontefract Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, why doesn't anyone want to be his friend? Such a mystery....

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    Lena Riggs Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pays all his bills, not for the babysitter, though.

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    Next, we wanted to know if they had any favorite posts that they had ever seen shared in the group. “I can't name a specific post that made me laugh the most,” the admin says. “But things that get submitted sometimes that would break community standards seem to be the best behind-the-scenes posts.”

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    Dorian DeSilva Report

    CloPotato
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes the old edgy "I'm so dark and twisted loool I'll hurt you because I only care about my own emotions". It's understandable to feel like this when you're 13, but then you have to work on yourself.

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    anon Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is feeling b******t and taking it out on the ladies!

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    As someone who has seen potentially thousands of dating profiles at this point, we asked the admin if they had any advice on how to create the perfect profile. 

    “I think the dos and don'ts would be: just being authentic but also keep in mind that people will judge no matter what,” they told Bored Panda. “I'd say just stay between the lines of socially acceptable things you'd say in public.”

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    #16

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    Kristen Hoffman Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read his bio first and thought "what's wrong, he sounds okay'? Should have skipped his photo reply and stay ignorant but happy.

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    Stefanie Kavanaugh Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, that's all that can be found on dating apps? Which of these are you then, Ralphie?

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    Jason Patrick Fisher, another administrator, also weighed in with some info about the group.

    “Having been brought in from running some volatile diet and lifestyle groups, I am constantly impressed by the content and the responses [in this community],” he shared. “Men, women, age, ideology... All regardless- as anyone can come in, join us, and have a nice time there celebrating everyone's differences, if they're open to it!”

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    Taylor Call Report

    Julie
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but i laughed. She is probably really finny

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    Pam Cooper Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sean, you're too old for that "ERMAGEDD, AHM SOOO CRAAAAZY" spiel.

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    Cole Grant Report

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well she's certainly narrowed down her choices.

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    “Occasionally, the profile subjects have even come in, only to find themselves enjoying the content and comments!” Jason revealed. “It's a pleasure to be part of it, trying to help curate such a nice spot in an otherwise dreary online world is quite refreshing, and if it helps the online dating community communicate more effectively... Even better!”

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    FriendlyChestnut4198 Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, we like what we like, but why are these wee boys incapable of expressing that in a polite, mature manner?

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    Finally, the administrator asks everyone to please like, follow, and share. “We also have backup groups. Look out for the tag under the group image with the watermark ‘Group made by Dating profiles that make you cringe’, and beware of fake groups run by bots. #KeepTheCringeAlive.”

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    PrettyLynx4336 Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calm down, boy. And maybe tidy up your flat.

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    Meg Lane Report

    Ipetmykitteh
    Community Member
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaand I can’t. That’s all I can read of these.

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    #29

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    Kendell Nash Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mostly European ancestry? I think I know what mean. Say you are a racist without saying you are a racist.

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    Heather Hill Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then why are you here, Josh, if "modern dating" turns you off?

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    Emily Mahoney Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Chat GPT, make me sound thoughtful and deep"

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    #34

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    Lora Jones Curl Report

    Louise B
    Community Member
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely believe David makes people scream. I just doubt it is in a good way.

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    #35

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    Melanie Lafreniere Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't sound too bad? He tells us what is his f****h, and there are others who enjoy being the sub, what's wrong about that? Unless there's something in the wording that only someone who's in the scene would recognise as wrong.

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    Caitlin Sarah Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, boy, you're too old to play the edgelord. Grow up, then come back and try again.

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    Nicole Burbo Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bio is enough but the photo-reply....let's hope he gets run over by a bus soon.

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    #39

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    Russell Lenier Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I get some advice? Should I state my fetishes out right? N****e play and sploshing.

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    Mari Cabezas Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Christopher, correct grammar and spelling are not a sign of not being authentic. You can stop talking like a preteen chatroom.

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    anon Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh fvck, that looks like a professional job photo but Shawn doesn't know how to silence the alarm for new messages on his phone. I'm worried.

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    #43

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    Deirdre Kiely Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are all Republican men as good as a catch as this one? I bet the women are lining up. To slap him.

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    Deedee Summer Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a f****h is fine but ewwww, boy, some of us have just eaten! And why is that all you have to tell about yourself?

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    Sera Hair Olson Report

    Flat_Alien
    Community Member
    2 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Writing whole bio about your last relationship may not be the best way to start 😂

    #46

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    Aehs Mortimer Report

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love the folks who put their f*tish front and center. Saves time, I guess.

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    #50

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    Hannah Rose Report

    CloPotato
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahhh the casual racism that pairs so well with hatred of women

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    #51

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    Jeanette Mowery Report

    Uninspired Mathematician
    Community Member
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Rick is too embarrassed to ask for directions to a shady strip club.

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    N Reed Miller Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm at a loss. What makes them think they will find anyone that way?

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    #53

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    bittykitty111 Report

    antoinette maldari
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must of had some limpy beef sticks in the past. I wonder why? /s

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    anon Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then pay for it, darling, remember that poverty is also a way to Christian purity!

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    #55

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    Michael Dp Report

    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ? explain the setting pls. Dimitrious passed away as a kid?

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    #59

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    Shelly Landreth Report

    CloPotato
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are websites dedicated to this f****h, he'd have more success there than on a dating app.

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    Mari Cabezas Report

    Louise B
    Community Member
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I have to take issue with some of this. For a start Travis does not sound humble at all. Quite the opposite if anything. What he does sound is a bit creepy 'good girl'🤢 Ew

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    Melanie Lafreniere Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean....kinda okay. Funny (if wrong, it's not dinosaurs that were turned into oil, but hey, we're good). A bit over-enthusiastically, but he's young.

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    PrincessPoppy13 Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone wrote all that with a side-eye on the cross on the wall "See how good I am, Jesus? See it? "

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    Leanne Williamson Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...did I miss something? That he has an unusual job?

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    Annie Baade Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so we can't be partners just to enjoy life together? That's news to me, but hey, surely there's nothing nefarious about Michael wanting woman who aren't happy with themselves....

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    Matt Wright Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laura, your kitchen is neither classy, nor sophisticated, and your trousers are ugly. What are you talking about?

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    Natalie Shilling Report

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't date someone who applies eyeshadow better than me

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    Ashley Williams Report

    Flat_Alien
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot understand this guy's train of thoughts. Maybe there is none?

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    #75

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    Sarai Harsha Report

    Flat_Alien
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I play games - God of war, The last of Us, Hollow knight... So sad he does not like gamers 😂

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    #76

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    MagentaPear3059 Report

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, these guys would get a lot further if they'd just lay off the s*x talk. I'm sure some women like it, but it's a lot like getting an unsolicited d**k pick. If you guys need s*x so bad, go buy it like every other guy. But if you want a friend, a LTR, or a wife, try to be a little classier. Nothing says bottom-of-the-pile like telling the world straight up anything about your little friend and your weird obsessions with s*x.

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    #77

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    ExcellentChestnut9056 Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladies! Are toilets with a suspicious colouring in the bowl a good look? Asking for a friend.

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    #79

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    anon Report

    CloPotato
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk if he's a closeted asexual or an outed a****t

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    Nathan Strong Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds as if she just wants a housekeeper and chauffeur...

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    Cynthia Gair Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to answer that question: show less people like caecum here.

    #84

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    anon Report

    CloPotato
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't sound bad? Not disrespectful, insulting, creepy, no delusions of grandeur or too graphic depictions of fetishes.

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    #85

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    anon Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's okay. A bit immature, but he's only 22. Just...I really can't see any charm, dangerous or otherwise. But that might be just me.

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    Michael Hames Report

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong about this? Yeah, "amuse me" is a bit shallow but apart from tha--- ohhhh, wait - not a CIS person, yeah, THAT IS BAD, amirite? FFS, "Michael Hames" who sent this in, get your fvcking terf ar.se out.

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