70 Unbelievable Online Dating Screenshots Prove That Some People Have Zero Social Skills
Dating app matches have one job: make a good first impression. But somehow, plenty of people still fumble the bag before the chat even gets going.
To show you just how messy the digital romance scene really is, Bored Panda has collected the cringiest conversations and profile bios.
For example, atrocious icebreakers that instantly ruin the vibe — like dropping a wildly inappropriate pickup line in message one or asking for a long-term relationship in sentence two.
Then there are people who use fake profile pictures that trick nobody, or the ones who don’t care at all about being politically correct.
Scroll down for a painful dose of second-hand embarrassment, and a quick reminder that being single isn’t so bad after all.
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Yikes?
And They Say Men Can’t Hold Conversations
Matched With The First Boy I Ever Kissed, I Wasn’t Sure If He Would Remember
The Absolute Audacity...do People Actually Fall For This?
The Audacity…
Guess I’m Unhinged 🤷🏽♀️
Bullet Dodged
Took A Trip Down Memory Lane
I Hate That We're Strangers
But They Run Like Sheet
Attempting To Resist Posting Dating App Screenshots But I Need Y’all’s Opinion On This Because
She Has A 'Type' LOL They All Look The Same
I'm Ugly And I'm Proud
Everyone Is Cute
Lmao Just Cause I’m A Little Chunky
Her Profile Said She Had A Phd
I Like How He Went From No Hard Feelings To I’m Pushing The Age Limit 😂✌🏽
Sweet Darling
Matched With A Girl 4 Days Ago, We Haven’t Met, And She Gets Mad I Won’t Send Her Money
Guy On Tinder Sent Me Literal Dating Application
Such deep questions.... Which LotR movie is (in your opinion) the best one? What movie or TV character do you identify with the most? -100000 points if you say someone from Friends and I'll probably un-match you What is the blockchain? Any special skills? My special skill is not knowing what a blockchain is.
Fed Up Of Being Fetishised For Being A Redhead🙄
For The Greater Good
Jason Is Apparently The Expert In Dating
Wow This Is Actually Going Really We—
I Grew Up Not Believing
You keep saying you haven't watched The Princess Bride like you think that is a good thing. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Your Eyes
I Must Be Losing My Touch
Typical Dating App Mentality
Her Profile Pic Was A Selfie, Here’s Every Other Photo On Her Profile. What Do You Make Of It?
My Friend Matched With This Guy On A Dating App
Life Partner
Oscar
21? This kid's barely hit puberty. I'm betting his "tech company" involves designing Roblox games when he should be doing his homework.
Seems Like Someone Peaked In Middle School
Women In My Country Are Different Gravy
Blocked
Who the hell tested that? Not that I want to know. It is just such a garbage heading.
Another Win For The Men 🙃
Your Dad
I Hate It Here 😂
Hi I'm Here
It Was An Accident
Francesca Wya
If You Swipe Left
The Real Question
Which Red Flag Is The Reddest?
We Matched A While Ago, Talked A Little Then Stopped Messaging Each Other. I Made A New Tinder And Swiped Right On Him And He Swiped Right On Me. Apparently That’s Stalking
This Made Me Laugh 😂 I Liked And Commented And Seen Past The ‘Looks’ 🤷🏻♂️
Let's Play A Game Of What's The Worst Tinder Message You've Ever Received
Do You Indentify
Unsual Skills
Does Anyone Actually Send These Girls Money?
Won’t Pay Off From Me
Alright Boys, What Do I Do Here? 🤔
If she means being wined and dined, I can't think of anything more stilted and boring for a first date. Museum & hotdog's any day!
First Day On Bumble, Going Well
Matched With This Guy That Work IT In My Company So I Had To Shoot My Shot
Girls Always Want Deep Conversations But Never Respond When I Try To Start
Creeps Use Super Swipe
"I thought there was, but it appears I was mistaken. Sorry for wasting one on you."
That’s A New One
I've Been Thinking
Is That A 69
I Just Find This Very Unattractive ??
I Hate This App
Make It Make Sense
What The Hell The Sober Curious Even Mean?
It really means "I'll lie to you and tell you I'll stop drinking/being an alcoholic if you want me to say that/if you're not a drinker, but I don't actually mean it." Signed, a recovering áddict XD
Love How My Pictures Give Guys The Urge To Vote🤚🏼
Is Tinder Making Fake Profiles?
Confused Like 🤦♂️
I’m Starting To Think Tinder Isn’t For Me
Lies
Brudka
What. Referencing a m****r is not a good pick up line. I feel like this does not have to be said?
This is truly how bad it is. I'm gonna find my soulmate here on Bored Panda instead.
I went on a date on Saturday and I thought it went well. Next morning he sends me a good morning message both on Viber and Whatsapp. I decide to continue the conversation on Viber. We text a bit, he calls me and we talk for like 2 hours. Great! We made plans to meet Sunday night. Around 3pm he texts me on Whatsapp "that's ok, have a nice life. Take care". I was like, wth?? So I call him back to clarify things and he said that if I didn't want to see him again I could have said so and also it was rude not to answer to texts. I was super confused at that point because we TALKED FOR 2 HOURS on the phone! He said he was sorry, he got nervous because he liked me so much and also he hadn't slept a lot, hence the misunderstanding. I decided to believe him so I went on the second date. Needless to say it didn't end well! 😂😂😂
Ah, c’mon; we need to hear how it didn’t go well (so we can date vicariously through you 😉). But seriously, I’m sorry for the way it ended, as it initially sounded promising. 😕
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I went on a date on Saturday and I thought it went well. Next morning he sends me a good morning message both on Viber and Whatsapp. I decide to continue the conversation on Viber. We text a bit, he calls me and we talk for like 2 hours. Great! We made plans to meet Sunday night. Around 3pm he texts me on Whatsapp "that's ok, have a nice life. Take care". I was like, wth?? So I call him back to clarify things and he said that if I didn't want to see him again I could have said so and also it was rude not to answer to texts. I was super confused at that point because we TALKED FOR 2 HOURS on the phone! He said he was sorry, he got nervous because he liked me so much and also he hadn't slept a lot, hence the misunderstanding. I decided to believe him so I went on the second date. Needless to say it didn't end well! 😂😂😂
Ah, c’mon; we need to hear how it didn’t go well (so we can date vicariously through you 😉). But seriously, I’m sorry for the way it ended, as it initially sounded promising. 😕
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