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Some headlines really do write themselves. Every now and then, real-world events unfold so outlandishly that no comedy writer could ever script them. From people training wild animals to attack their exes to classic “Florida Man” antics that defy all human logic — local news reporters have documented some of modern history’s most surreal moments.

Bored Panda has gathered the most hilariously bizarre, jaw-dropping headlines ever written. Read them carefully, because the devil really is in the details.

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    Hilarious News Headlines about an anxious goat wearing a duck costume to calm down

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    Vexed Panda
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    That's it. I'll only watch the news while wearing a duck costume.

    Most of these headlines are pure comedy simply because humans do remarkably foolish things every single day. But if we are talking about unbelievable stories, we have to give a special shoutout to Florida.

    The Sunshine State has earned a massive reputation as the ultimate capital of weird behavior. We have all heard of the legendary “Florida Man” — a nickname for any local guy who ends up in the news after making a questionable life choice.

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    The reason why Florida generates bizarre news headlines all the time is because of the state’s strict freedom of information laws — journalists can look up police logs in real time and publish them instantly. Add in a huge, wildly diverse population living in hot weather, and you have the perfect recipe for non-stop, unbelievable news stories.

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    Reporter in a grape costume interviewing a boy in a banana suit for hilarious news headlines.

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    nottheactualphoto
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    6 hours ago

    Fruit of the Loom rides again.

    #5

    News anchor looking at a sketch identical to him, showing funny and unhinged news headlines.

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    Door Door
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    8 hours ago

    I like the news report about the pig with wheels attached to his back legs, Chris P Bacon, and the one where a model is carrying a watering can and difficult to walk in shoes

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    #6

    Unhinged News Headlines: Mugshot of Florida man who kidnapped a scientist to make his dog immortal

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    Marleina Hershberg
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    8 hours ago

    Dr. Wilhelm Rolf??

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    We find humor in these headlines because of a psychological phenomenon called Incongruity Resolution Theory.

    Put simply, our brains are hardwired prediction machines. Every second, your mind quietly expects the world to make sense and follow logical patterns. But when you glance at a screen and read something absurd — like “Tiny dog saves medium man from large moose” — your brain hits a sudden speed bump. Experts call this a “predictive error.”

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    Newspaper article about a drunk woman stealing a ferry and yelling Jack Sparrow, a funny unhinged news headline.

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    Rusty’scate
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    9 hours ago

    I can see the resemblance

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    #8

    Funny news headlines about a psychic arrested again who did not see it coming.

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    Ubik
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    6 hours ago

    😹

    #9

    A concert stage with lights as an unhinged news headline about elderly men escaping to a festival

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    Cee Cee
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    3 hours ago

    Good for them.

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    The punchline happens when two completely unrelated ideas collide. Your brain quickly solves the puzzle, spots the ridiculous contradiction, and snaps the weird picture into place.

    Spotting the contradiction feels good physically because, as soon as your brain resolves the absurdity, a special reward center called the ventral striatum fires off a quick dose of dopamine.

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    A small girl hugging a water heater she mistook for a robot, from unhinged news headlines.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    2 hours ago (edited)

    Sweet of her, and she also guarantees her safety if the robots stage an uprising. Just sayin'... XP

    #11

    Hilarious News Headlines: Mugshot of Florida man arrested for feeding bagels to a wild alligator

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    Toika Gao
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    8 hours ago

    He saw him later.

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    #12

    A social media post with a bizarre headline about a domestic dispute, illustrating crazy news stories

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    Rusty’scate
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    8 hours ago

    She looks pretty excited.

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    Another big reason we love these wild stories so much. Psychologists call it the Benign Violation Theory.

    According to research by psychologist A. Peter McGraw, humor happens in a very specific sweet spot. Something has to break the rules of normal life, but it also has to feel completely harmless. In short, it needs to be a “benign violation.”

    Studies show that most readers actively turn away from heavy, terrifying crime stories because they feel like a real threat. But when a headline pops up about a guy trying to rob a bank while dressed head-to-toe as a turnip, everything changes. The story still breaks normal social rules, but nobody is truly in danger. It gives your mind a quick hit of pure surprise and excitement without triggering any actual fear or worry.

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    A security camera photo illustrating an unhinged news headline about a robber stretching

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    Rusty’scate
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    9 hours ago

    Gotta stay limber if your going to be scheming

    #14

    A screenshot of a shocking news article about a dog, depicting weird news headlines

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    Rusty’scate
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    8 hours ago

    Karma

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    #15

    A news broadcast showing an arrested man mid-haircut, representing unhinged news headlines

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    Rusty’scate
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    9 hours ago

    Criminal

    Beyond just making us laugh, new research suggests that humor actually helps keep people informed.

    A study from the Annenberg School for Communication at the University of Pennsylvania and the School of Communication at Ohio State University looked at how our brains process funny news. The researchers discovered that when people watch news clips delivered with a humorous twist, two big things happen: they are far more likely to remember the facts, and they are much more likely to share those clips with friends.

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    Unhinged News Headlines detailing a woman chugging a bottle of cognac at airport security

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    Heffalump
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    7 hours ago

    I'm surprised she was allowed to fly in that state.

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    #17

    Police officers arresting a person dressed as a peanut, highlighting hilarious unhinged news headlines.

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    Rusty’scate
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    8 hours ago

    Good for them.

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    #18

    Hilarious news headlines featuring mugshots of teenagers charged with a crime.

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    It turns out comedy is deeply social. When participants watched funny news segments, brain scans showed elevated activity in areas responsible for social thinking — the exact regions that help us process what other people think and feel. In short, laughter naturally pushes us to connect with others.

    “Our findings show that humor stimulates activity in brain regions associated with social engagement, improves memory for political facts, and increases the tendency to share political information with others,” says lead author Jason Coronel, Assistant Professor of Communication at OSU. “This is significant because entertainment-based media has become an important source of political news, especially for young adults. Our results suggest that humor can increase knowledge about politics.”

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    Newspaper clipping with the absurd statement that China may hide submarines in the sea, a funny news headline.

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    Heffalump
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    7 hours ago

    That's just a ruse: actually they are hiding them all in Tibet, where no-one would think to look.

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    #20

    TV news screen transcript detailing a 911 call about an aggressive cat, a hilarious and unhinged news headline.

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    Rusty’scate
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    9 hours ago

    Someone forgot dinner time.

    #21

    A news headline about Florida police being called for a screaming parrot, representing unhinged news headlines.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    2 hours ago

    Seriously, Polly...???!!! XP

    In a world where the daily news cycle can often feel overwhelming, take a moment to laugh at life’s absurdities. They remind us that behind all the world's serious business, human life remains fundamentally weird, unpredictable, and endlessly funny.

    So treat this list as a small reset button for your day — because sometimes, the healthiest response to an intense world is simply to smile at how delightfully strange it can be.

    #22

    Unhinged news headlines mugshot of Florida man arrested for kidnapping people to play Yahtzee

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    Rusty’scate
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    9 hours ago

    It’s beaker!!!!

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    #23

    Hilarious news headlines showing Winnie the Pooh and a Yeti under a violent crime headline

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    Rusty’scate
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    8 hours ago

    They stole honey and Christmas

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    #25

    Unhinged News Headlines: Mugshot of crying Florida man who turned himself in for k*****g imaginary friend

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    StPaul9
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    7 hours ago

    He k****d his pink elephant and stopped the parade.

    #26

    A mugshot on a news report with a humorous headline, showcasing funny news headlines

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    Rusty’scate
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    8 hours ago

    😂

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    #27

    Hilarious news headlines including a social media post about a Florida man arrested over a kitten and strip club.

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    Lyone Fein
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    5 hours ago

    They didn't like his p.....y?

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    #28

    A crowded nightclub background showing an unhinged news headline about a DJ getting beaten up

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    Ubik
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    5 hours ago

    Obviously I don't approve, but I understand them 😅

    #29

    Unhinged News Headlines about a man suing McDonalds over a Happy Meal

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    Rusty’scate
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    9 hours ago

    I sued Red Bull because it didn’t give me wings.

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    #30

    Unhinged news headlines reporting a man who traded a baby for 15 Big Macs.

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    Heffalump
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    7 hours ago

    There's more meat on a baby.

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    #31

    Unhinged news headlines screenshot of DevonLive article about naked man who broke into student house

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    Rusty’scate
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    8 hours ago

    He wasn’t wrong

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    #32

    Hilarious news headlines about two men robbing a store with watermelon rind masks.

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    Nicky
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    #33

    A cute fluffy dog alongside a funny news headline about a violent offender captured.

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    Rusty’scate
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    8 hours ago

    He was h*****g everything

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    #37

    A dog standing by water representing an unhinged news headline about traveling 100 km to bite its owner

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    Jan Rosier
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    3 hours ago

    good boy !

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    #38

    A blue and yellow parrot on a wooden perch, featured in unhinged news headlines.

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    Queen Typo
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    I’d pay extra for that experience

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    #39

    A mugshot of a Florida man with a baseball cap, depicting one of many unhinged news headlines.

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    Rusty’scate
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    9 hours ago

    Should have went to Dunkin Donuts for bagels.

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    #40

    Hilarious News Headlines: Inmate with face tattoos eats a bible as his last meal on d***h row

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    Lady Eowyn
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    20 minutes ago

    It is fake, was originally posted to a satirical site.

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    #41

    Hilarious news headlines showing a prisoner who chose a cigarette over a last meal.

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    Vexed Panda
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    9 hours ago

    "What."

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    #42

    TV broadcast screen showing a quote from a stabbed man, an example of hilariously unhinged news headlines.

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    Rusty’scate
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    8 hours ago

    Great idea!

    #43

    Hilarious news headlines security camera screenshot of Florida man licking doorknob for three hours

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    Rusty’scate
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    9 hours ago

    The snozzberries tasted like doorknobs.

    #44

    Hilarious news headlines showing newspaper about man posting letters in dog p*o box

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    Toujin C'Thlu
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    8 hours ago

    Poor guy

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    #45

    Hilarious news headlines about a 93-year-old Florida woman arrested for not paying rent.

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    Jack Smith
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    1 hour ago

    They arrest people for not paying rent in Florida? And take them where? Did Desantis reopen the debtor's prisons?

    #46

    Funny news headlines about an escaped Ohio Tickling Bandit, featuring an unusual mugshot image.

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    Toika Gao
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    1 hour ago

    What's the point in posting something if you're making it unreadable, BP??? Your staff should at least take the the time to filter the "offensive" material beforehand.

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    #47

    Unhinged news headline about a Florida man sent back to jail after a taxi ride, featuring a mugshot.

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    #48

    An unhinged news headline on television reading President Obama is going to get something to eat.

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    Rusty’scate
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    9 hours ago

    Update!: he ate.

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    #50

    Large boulder blocking a mountain highway, representing some of the most hilarious news headlines ever written.

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    crashthegreenhat
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    5 hours ago

    The US will use anything to avoid using the metric system

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    #51

    Hilarious News Headlines about a dog trained to bite people who eat pineapple pizza

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    James016
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    2 hours ago

    I sympathise, but not the best way to go about things

    #52

    An overweight penguin lying flat on the sand, featured in funny and unhinged news headlines.

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    Vexed Panda
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    9 hours ago

    Moves to mom's basement, goes online, blames women.

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    #53

    A mugshot of a smiling woman arrested for a bizarre crime, illustrating unhinged news headlines.

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    Toujin C'Thlu
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    8 hours ago

    This one's fake, I looked it up

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    #54

    Unhinged news headlines from Weekly World News claiming aliens worship Oprah.

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    Lyone Fein
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    5 hours ago

    This is just so beautiful.

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    #55

    Hilarious news headlines with an unfortunate placement of sheep photo over chemical weapons title

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    Cee Cee
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    3 hours ago

    In the wilds of Scotland tups were dyed so the shepherd could see them easier out on thr hills.

    #56

    Unhinged news headlines featuring Christian video game developers blaming Satan for their failures

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    Ubik
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    4 hours ago

    Hail Satan!😹

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    #57

    A very large, round black bear sitting outside as an unhinged news headline about Frank the Tank

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    crashthegreenhat
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    5 hours ago

    When a 500 lbs bear bear breaks into your house to eat pizza, you feed him pizza

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    #58

    Derry Court building from a news report, showcasing unhinged news headlines about a bizarre theft case.

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    Apatheist
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    2 hours ago

    Police are looking for leads...

    #60

    Mugshot of a man with glasses next to text about unhinged news headlines of eating 25 gallons of oil.

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    Heffalump
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    6 hours ago

    That's about 226lbs of cooking oil (104.5 kilos). That's ... unlikely.

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    #61

    Hilarious news headlines about Grok AI claiming it sticks to the evidence regarding Elon Musk.

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    Ubik
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    5 hours ago

    Even with biased algorithms, its "AI" is more insightful than its fanboys.

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    #62

    Unhinged news headlines broadcast on TV clarifying that coronavirus has nothing to do with Corona beer.

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    Heffalump
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    6 hours ago

    But just to be safe, drink one of any number of other, better, beers.

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    #63

    Hilarious news headlines reporting on a Florida woman arrested after virtual s*x with her boyfriend.

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    #64

    Unhinged news headlines showing the Queen next to a banner reading Hunt for Britain's Cruellest Criminal

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    #65

    Hilarious news headlines about a man sick of Xbox asking for jail instead of house arrest

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    #66

    A technology article with an unhinged news headline about hackers hijacking a car using a Nintendo controller.

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    #67

    A newspaper headline about a man in a bear costume harassing bears, a funny unhinged news headline.

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    Heffalump
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    7 hours ago

    I think we can just leave nature to take care of this one.

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    #68

    Unhinged news headline about boys being unprepared by the education system featuring a student with head down

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    Rusty’scate
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    9 hours ago

    This isn’t funny. It’s horrible.

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    #70

    Hilarious News Headlines: Mugshot of McDonald's employee accused of smuggling chicken nuggets

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    Rusty’scate
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    8 hours ago

    That’s some deep $hit.

    #71

    Unhinged news headlines about a voter who does not regret his choice despite his wife's ICE arrest.

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    #72

    Unhinged news headlines screen grab showing mugshot of wife who stabbed husband with squirrel

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    Rusty’scate
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    8 hours ago

    That’s not mathing

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    #73

    A famous satirical unhinged news headline about a tragedy in the United States with an emergency vehicle.

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    #74

    Smokey Bear balloon floating in a parade, showcasing unhinged news headlines that bring humor.

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    Elladine DesIsles
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    8 hours ago

    Hardly surprising. Both gay men and straight women are known for choosing bears.

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    #75

    A tall roller coaster track under a blue sky, representing shocking and unhinged news headlines.

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    Rusty’scate
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    8 hours ago

    🤢🤮

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