Coronavirus Jokes Are Everywhere And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

Corona might have one good outcome: people FINALLY learn to mute themselves in virtual meetings when not talking.

HAHA this needs to be up-voted a thousand times over!

Aww, that is sweet.

No point changing your mind coz you speak too much truth.

If they are indeed an 'essential business', then they should be taxed.

Doggo doing dad jokes.

same here sister!

HAHAHA!

They weren’t prepared >:-)

Come to Norway!

That is my kind of neighbor. Kind!

HAHAHA! I bet lots of cats feel the same way. My dog's are also starting to look a bit tired. Instead of sleeping all day as usual, they now have to follow my husband in case he's eating something or doing something interesting.

Cats are better behaved than some humans during this lock down.

OMG I said exactly this to my wife last week while we were in the store!

This!

brilliant!

Oh god, I have been so caught up with all this alone time that I haven't even though that there are introverts that live with other people.

I have been TRYING to sleep in now that I don’t have to get my son ready for school.

you know it's sad but truee

Anyone else actually want to try that. Put some water underneath and it’d be fun.

So realistic! 👏🏻

From the mouth of babes

Talking about you Chrissy Tegan and the Beckhams -_- tell us all again how you’re struggling to cope from inside your mansion with huge grounds and nannies and live in staff...

j-jesus...jesus i think your muted!

Well why wait !

I bet you took the gun because there's also yeast on the list.

Thanks, Trying it right away!

I’m the blowfish in the corner

I choked on a sweet the other day whilst sitting in the back garden. We live next door to a garage and shop and I swear the people queuing to get groceries were freaking out about the ill person in the house next door 😬 And I just wanted to shout I’M NOT INFECTED JUST AN IDIOT DON’T WORRY.

it is the truth...nobody wants to go outside until they have to

At least 3 times in 2 weeks we have had massive groups of people hanging out at the beach. Like seriously, these people are completely f****d in the head. What part of STAY THE F**K AT HOME do they not understand.

Thought the mask was his mouth for a moment, and man that was a creepy smile

That cat. 😄

Nap time and sleep time

IMMORTAL LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES! 😂😂😂

“Fur real” in the corner

That's not a pentagram.

hahhahahha

True. At the same time, happy to leave the house.

Goverment also: "Being essential and reasonable pay have nothing to do with each other."

Her boat is a floating gin palace that accomplishes nothing worthwhile , my boat will eventually become a home to all sorts of marine life.

I don't know if it's the being stuck at home or not, but that made me laugh too much

I have been binge watching Poldark.

paws off the table sir

Poor extraverts. It must be tough.

Pissing the night away. Pissing the niiiiiiight awaaaaaay....

Of course not, they are sat there rubbing their hands working out how they are going to make yet more money out of it!

Oops

I just taught a whole lesson on "Flowers for Algernon" to my students in my PJs

pfft basic

Its the same day over and over again till he learns a lesson.

Divorce Lawyers after qurantine

Hey, I know how you feel. I was beat in tic-tac-toe by a chicken

I'd quarantine any decorations with words on it. Don't advertise to me what I should be feeling in your house.

I believe that is last years Burning Man ;)

Best scene of this movie

Introverts would not.

Question:How exactly do they drink from that bottle?

Lately, the only corona reading i am doing is on boredpanda

That is so Homer :)

You wanted this dam picture taken so I am going to wear my Spongebob jammies, okay!

Dont say 18 months please...

Oh now I know why Polish goverment forbbids entering forests and parks.

until the money runs out.

...the same thing we do everyday, Pinkie.

"Actually" hahahahahaha!!

Then you have too much money. (Edit: I read "mini laptop for my dog".)