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Noodles • upvoted 32 items 6 years ago

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Woman Suggests That A Female Joker Would Be A Convincing Character, And Men Lose Their Minds

34 Things Most Men Fail To Grasp, Yet Every Woman Knows

and you are not entitled to just friendship. Friendship requires intimacy, and for us men, physical intimacy is just lower on the scale than emotional one. Deal with it - you will not always get what you want out of any given relationship.

Curiosities

Woman Suggests That A Female Joker Would Be A Convincing Character, And Men Lose Their Minds

Kids Keep Asking Mom For More Pocket-Money So She Creates Household Chore 'Jobs' And Makes Them Apply

So, if she did not give an allowance, would you assume the kids would think that it is always okay to work hard for no pay? Of course not. How about they can do chores for their allowance AND learn that they can help others without pay?? It IS possible to teach kids BOTH lessons, ya know.

Kids Keep Asking Mom For More Pocket-Money So She Creates Household Chore 'Jobs' And Makes Them Apply

That is a genuinely cool idea!! I like it! And it teaches the kids about the jobmarket at the same time! Smart mama!

Kids Keep Asking Mom For More Pocket-Money So She Creates Household Chore 'Jobs' And Makes Them Apply

I❤️❤️this mother’s way of bringing up her children. Smart!

Kids Keep Asking Mom For More Pocket-Money So She Creates Household Chore 'Jobs' And Makes Them Apply

This, is true teaching of real life skills in a real-world applicable setting, preparing your kids for what is to come. Well done!

Kids Keep Asking Mom For More Pocket-Money So She Creates Household Chore 'Jobs' And Makes Them Apply

Why would this make them unhappy? They may well enjoy the responsibility. Bringing a child into the world isn't just about making them happy anyway - it's also important to raise them to be decent, responsible people.

Kids Keep Asking Mom For More Pocket-Money So She Creates Household Chore 'Jobs' And Makes Them Apply

This is awesome! She's teaching her kids how to deal with the real world, manage money, and making her own life easier.

Kids Keep Asking Mom For More Pocket-Money So She Creates Household Chore 'Jobs' And Makes Them Apply

I think this is brilliant. They don’t teach things like this in schools and although it’s the whole teaching responsibility concept, it’s also giving them a taste of what it’s like in the real world. Bravo mom!

Kids Keep Asking Mom For More Pocket-Money So She Creates Household Chore 'Jobs' And Makes Them Apply

Yes, I would love to hear what they meant about people like them also.

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Noodles • commented on 8 posts 6 years ago

34 Things Most Men Fail To Grasp, Yet Every Woman Knows

It's the same mentality as the " no girls allowed" written on the tree house.

30 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It

Boom! There it is! I was waiting for scum to crawl out of the pond! Hahahahaha! So predictable.

34 Things Most Men Fail To Grasp, Yet Every Woman Knows

It's the same mentality as the " no girls allowed" written on the tree house.

30 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It

Boom! There it is! I was waiting for scum to crawl out of the pond! Hahahahaha! So predictable.

Kids Keep Asking Mom For More Pocket-Money So She Creates Household Chore 'Jobs' And Makes Them Apply

You're one of those spoiled, entitled brats aren't you?

Kids Keep Asking Mom For More Pocket-Money So She Creates Household Chore 'Jobs' And Makes Them Apply

Smh, you base one family's experience on the possible outcome of many.

Kids Keep Asking Mom For More Pocket-Money So She Creates Household Chore 'Jobs' And Makes Them Apply

It absolutely is Aria. There are so many snowflake parents teaching their kids that they deserve everything regardless of their effort.

Kids Keep Asking Mom For More Pocket-Money So She Creates Household Chore 'Jobs' And Makes Them Apply

Mewton Turd Paw , here are the things I love about your response. First of all you assume I have kids. Second of all, your the kind of person that thinks that using "big" words makes for an intelligent response. Clearly it doesn't. I speak more eloquently in simplicity than you do in drivel. Thirdly, thanks for quoting me, lmao, yeah I said it you a*s. Quoting someone's argument doesn't make it less right. Fourthly, my bad mental place is having a PhD in medical science that has allowed me to work my dream job. I don't think we'll kind a cure for your obvious disfunction. Lastly, you're not just a twat, you're an infected one.

Kids Keep Asking Mom For More Pocket-Money So She Creates Household Chore 'Jobs' And Makes Them Apply

You're a twat. It's better to have entitled little brats that have zero respect? Little monsters that drive drunk and say they didn't know better? Raise shallow humans who expect always to win with little to no effort? Dependent slobs that are still living with their parents a 37 and are sucking their parents retirement dry? Please don't have children.

Kids Keep Asking Mom For More Pocket-Money So She Creates Household Chore 'Jobs' And Makes Them Apply

Really? Fly away, you helicopter moron.

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Noodles • commented on 20 posts 6 years ago

34 Things Most Men Fail To Grasp, Yet Every Woman Knows

It's the same mentality as the " no girls allowed" written on the tree house.

30 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It

Boom! There it is! I was waiting for scum to crawl out of the pond! Hahahahaha! So predictable.

Kids Keep Asking Mom For More Pocket-Money So She Creates Household Chore 'Jobs' And Makes Them Apply

You're one of those spoiled, entitled brats aren't you?

Kids Keep Asking Mom For More Pocket-Money So She Creates Household Chore 'Jobs' And Makes Them Apply

Smh, you base one family's experience on the possible outcome of many.

Kids Keep Asking Mom For More Pocket-Money So She Creates Household Chore 'Jobs' And Makes Them Apply

It absolutely is Aria. There are so many snowflake parents teaching their kids that they deserve everything regardless of their effort.

Kids Keep Asking Mom For More Pocket-Money So She Creates Household Chore 'Jobs' And Makes Them Apply

Really? Fly away, you helicopter moron.

People Continue Posting Things That Annoy Them More Than They Should (45 New Pics)

Leave her

30 Times People Would've Rather Got Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters

This is common.

This Cosplayer Can Turn Herself Into Any Character (29 New Pics)

This is my opinion you f*****g idiots and your opinion, once said id up for debate. You two fragile little snowflakes.

This Cosplayer Can Turn Herself Into Any Character (29 New Pics)

Try doing something even remotely as good as this. It's so easy to criticize isn't you shithead?

This Cosplayer Can Turn Herself Into Any Character (29 New Pics)

Moron

30 Times People Shared Their Weirdest Secondhand Finds

Lymphodema

30 Times People Shared Their Weirdest Secondhand Finds

The eyes! My God, those eyes!!!

30 Times People Shared Their Weirdest Secondhand Finds

Lmao!!!

30 Times People Shared Their Weirdest Secondhand Finds

The teeth!

30 Times People Shared Their Weirdest Secondhand Finds

You really captured the snakes essence in the first pic. The derp snake face. Lol

30 Times People Shared Their Weirdest Secondhand Finds

Light my wick baby!

30 Times People Shared Their Weirdest Secondhand Finds

House guest uses the bathroom and exists with a giant smile on their face and says, ”Ive been constipated for weeks and have finally gone thanks to your toilets butterfly effect.”

Noodles • upvoted 20 items 6 years ago

34 Things Most Men Fail To Grasp, Yet Every Woman Knows

... and that doesn't mean "I was nice to you all week. You OWE me." - that does not make us feel secure, respected or loved. We don't OWE you for temporary niceness.

34 Things Most Men Fail To Grasp, Yet Every Woman Knows

YES, exactly. The "friend zone" does not exist, it's a pathetic excuse for demeaning women who just want friends. It makes my blood boil

34 Things Most Men Fail To Grasp, Yet Every Woman Knows

Also, the "he's just being polite" thing, can be seen often, but "she's just being polite"? Nooooo.... She's flirting, obviously, of course, what....

34 Things Most Men Fail To Grasp, Yet Every Woman Knows

The fact that the term friend zone even exists just shows that some men think they're entitled sex if they show women basic human decency

30 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It

You mate are a complete A*****E!

30 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It

And another psychopathic parent. Jesus, there's a lot of them out there!!

30 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It

Um, yes. Yes you are.

30 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It

Yes, b***h, you're the a*****e

30 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It

I don't know. He litteraly explained that he and his wife are raving mad, so it doesn't seem so strange that he's seeking confirmation on Reddit.

30 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It

Control freaks sometimes wonder why their adult children tend to avoid them.

30 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It

How does one muster courage to even ask Am I the A*****e in this situation? Have people completely lost all common sense?

30 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It

Yes you are the a*****e. Happiness trumps health EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.

30 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It

POS!!!

30 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It

Such as a fat-shamer and an idiot.

30 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It

Yes, yes you are an a*****e and many other not so nice words.

30 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It

"enforce" is a word that is not really compatible with raising responsibile humans.

30 Parents Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It

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