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alfonso • upvoted 39 items 3 years ago

Someone Asks "What Makes You Not Want To Have Kids?" And 30 People Deliver Sincere Answers

The caption of this one should be: "I Do Not Want Kids Because I do Not Really Understand Human Beings". A person who cannot understand how other humans can love their situation while complaining about it al the time does not have the basic understanding of human nature that is required to raise one. A legitimate reason not to have kids, but one that requires more self-reflection than many people have.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

And 75% of the explored ocean floor is designated 'classified'!

Someone Asks "What Makes You Not Want To Have Kids?" And 30 People Deliver Sincere Answers

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

And 75% of the explored ocean floor is designated 'classified'!

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

Yes, every state should be red

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

Of all the strange "crimes" that human beings have legislated out of nothing, "blasphemy" is the most amazing--with "obscenity" and "indecent exposure" fighting it out for second and third place. — Lazarus Long

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

You know, I frequently see users complain when temperatures are only presented in degrees F... but yet it's okay to present it in only C? let's be fair now...

Microsoft-Shuts-Down-Internet-Explorer-Reactions-Memes

"Ironically Funny And Wholesome": 50 Of The Best Wins From Guys Posted On This Twitter Page (New Pics)

That's so beautiful!

40 British Memes And Posts That Perfectly Describe The People Who Live There

Coca Cola from a glass bottle is the best if you had to

40 British Memes And Posts That Perfectly Describe The People Who Live There

All the tests, all the pressure to fail, all that bullying, all that teenage-stuff... nope, thank you

“Medical Workers Of Bored Panda, What’s The Weirdest Thing A Patient Has Ever Come In With?” (40 Stories)

Thou shall not kink shame

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

???? That's horrible!!! That's not a strategy, it's psychological abuse. Your mom is not a good person if she really did that to you!

People Share 37 Things You Should Never Do In Their Country

Just like introverts SHOULD be considered rude.

People Share 37 Things You Should Never Do In Their Country

Well, this logic won't get you far on this planet, will it? (Only because you don't understand the majority of languages doesn't mean they're not different from one another??)

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

A stay in the hospital after a caesarean will be a wonderful opportunity to watch the Tour the France and EK soccer on those wonderful hospital tv's. Lol the doc complained that he missed the match.

This Online Group Shares 50 Funny And Weird Vintage Ads And Most Of Them Hilariously Failed The Test Of Time

I tried to revive the use of the word "gay" to mean "happy" at my work, but it didn't take off. For the best, probably.

40 Hilarious Times People Ordered Something Online But It Wasn't What They Received (New Pics)

Take that shirt on in the worst part of your city: if you'll survive, you are strong!

This Online Group Shares 50 Funny And Weird Vintage Ads And Most Of Them Hilariously Failed The Test Of Time

Look at the size of that hardware!

This Online Group Shares 50 Funny And Weird Vintage Ads And Most Of Them Hilariously Failed The Test Of Time

Suicide by cop vibes.

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This May (35 Pics)

Limiting is better and teach self discipline with balance of outdoor/indoor play. Prevention doesn't teach those life skills.

Facebook Page Shares 50 Pictures Who Are Winning The Funny Sign Game

yeah, something about treating husbands like dumb useless children who don't care about spending time with their wives rubs me the wrong way. & the "leave him here all day to get s**t-face drunk" isn't good either. gross sign

Facebook Page Shares 50 Pictures Who Are Winning The Funny Sign Game

I don't think this is funny

Here Are 30 Reactions To Prince Louis' Behavior At The Queen's Jubilee

It's true. I know many parents in the U.S. at least would have spanked and yanked and screamed at him. That's how people hurt their kids.

40 Cringy And Embarrassing Ways Parents Let Others Know They're Expecting, As Shamed On This FB Page

Hey BoredPanda can we please stop with these shaming articles? They are cruel and flat out nasty. Please don't start going the route of Buzzfeed. You have good writers, editors, and artists on this site-- use them to your advantage! Most of these are just silly family inside jokes. (Yes, I do agree that some our flat out gross and cringey) I thought that this website used to promote "feel good listicles" and promote the artwork of new artists.

Facebook Page Shares 50 Pictures Who Are Winning The Funny Sign Game

Is this on the A404?

Here Are 30 Reactions To Prince Louis' Behavior At The Queen's Jubilee

Give me a break. Democrats don't give a flying s**t about kids. That's why the think abortion as birth control is fine.

40 Times Weddings Were So Tasteless, These People Just Had To Document It

You're out of your mind. Totally deserved

40 Times Weddings Were So Tasteless, These People Just Had To Document It

I would have loved to be at this wedding!

Funny-Weird-Sign-Pics

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This May (35 Pics)

Not crazy about that one... don't lie to your kids, people

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This May (35 Pics)

OOOOOOHHHHHHH

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This May (35 Pics)

To make it more convincing, have a white van nearby

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Hilarious-Parenting-Tweets-May

30 Disappointed Tourists Share Their Underwhelming Travel Experiences

I think people would be less disappointed if they'd properly research a destination instead of relying on instagram and assumptions.

35 Hilarious And Brilliant Realizations People Had In The Shower, As Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

9/11FlightCrew

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alfonso • commented on a post 3 years ago

35 Hilarious And Brilliant Realizations People Had In The Shower, As Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

9/11FlightCrew

alfonso • submitted a new post 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, Drink A Gallon Of Water, Hold It For As Long As Possible, And Tell Us What Happened!

alfonso • submitted 2 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is A Not So Fun Fact About Your Country?

Hey Pandas, AITA For Banning My Parents From My House? (Closed)

alfonso • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

35 Hilarious And Brilliant Realizations People Had In The Shower, As Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

9/11FlightCrew

50 Funny Comics Inspired By Little Observations Of Everyday People By Tim Thavirat

30 Unusual Maps That Might Change How You See The World, As Shared On This Instagram Account

If it “feels like” it that’s doesn’t mean that it is. Otherwise, it would be false data.

30 Unusual Maps That Might Change How You See The World, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Holy crap Sweden

30 Unusual Maps That Might Change How You See The World, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Someone really pressed Germany

30 Unusual Maps That Might Change How You See The World, As Shared On This Instagram Account

That’s nationalism, not patriotism. Someone needs to go to political science school…

30 Unusual Maps That Might Change How You See The World, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Sweden, on the other hand…

"Science Humour": 50 Funny Posts To Entertain Your Inner Nerd

Omg lol. To make it worse, they cum in the water and their partner drink it. So the cum is literally in the water.

"Science Humour": 50 Funny Posts To Entertain Your Inner Nerd

Bro your being to much of a donkey here.

"Science Humour": 50 Funny Posts To Entertain Your Inner Nerd

c***s are dumb

"Science Humour": 50 Funny Posts To Entertain Your Inner Nerd

In military time

"Science Humour": 50 Funny Posts To Entertain Your Inner Nerd

3rd season

"Science Humour": 50 Funny Posts To Entertain Your Inner Nerd

No it’s not shut up

Police Officers Describe 32 Things That Happened On Duty That Completely Shocked Them

No, bikerman was decapitated

Police Officers Describe 32 Things That Happened On Duty That Completely Shocked Them

It’s high school kids touching pelvises….

Unruly Children Cause Chaos At A Child-Free Wedding, Bride And Groom Bill Parents For Bringing Them, Drama Ensues

What the f**k is wrong with you? Everyone is a child and children are awesome (sometimes)! I bet you were the most disgusting child of all. Go to hell already, you’re wasting everyone’s oxygen, HalfFinnishedAustralian.

Unruly Children Cause Chaos At A Child-Free Wedding, Bride And Groom Bill Parents For Bringing Them, Drama Ensues

Wow. You should yell at your mom for that no matter how long ago that was. Using another human being, no matter how young they are, as a weapon and tormenting them to prove a point no one will pay attention to or care about.

50 Of The Funniest Protest Signs Ever

What the fu….how the hell do you know?

50 Of The Funniest Protest Signs Ever

Ever watched one of those true crime shows? Chances are, wife poisoned husband.

50 Of The Funniest Protest Signs Ever

Ha. He is pathetic. I put mine up on the first of november…

alfonso • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

Someone Asks "What Makes You Not Want To Have Kids?" And 30 People Deliver Sincere Answers

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

And 75% of the explored ocean floor is designated 'classified'!

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

Yes, every state should be red

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

You know, I frequently see users complain when temperatures are only presented in degrees F... but yet it's okay to present it in only C? let's be fair now...

40 Unusual And Fascinating Maps That Might Change Your Perspective On The World (New Pics)

40 Cringy And Embarrassing Ways Parents Let Others Know They're Expecting, As Shamed On This FB Page

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This May (35 Pics)

Limiting is better and teach self discipline with balance of outdoor/indoor play. Prevention doesn't teach those life skills.

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This May (35 Pics)

Not crazy about that one... don't lie to your kids, people

Hilarious-Parenting-Tweets-May

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This May (35 Pics)

To make it more convincing, have a white van nearby

It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This May (35 Pics)

OOOOOOHHHHHHH

Here Are 30 Reactions To Prince Louis' Behavior At The Queen's Jubilee

It's true. I know many parents in the U.S. at least would have spanked and yanked and screamed at him. That's how people hurt their kids.

Here Are 30 Reactions To Prince Louis' Behavior At The Queen's Jubilee

Give me a break. Democrats don't give a flying s**t about kids. That's why the think abortion as birth control is fine.

"My Kids Will Eat Whatever We're Eating!": People Are Sharing 30 'Parenting Fantasies' That Just Didn’t Work Out

???? That's horrible!!! That's not a strategy, it's psychological abuse. Your mom is not a good person if she really did that to you!

Microsoft-Shuts-Down-Internet-Explorer-Reactions-Memes

"Ironically Funny And Wholesome": 50 Of The Best Wins From Guys Posted On This Twitter Page (New Pics)

That's so beautiful!

Men-Sharing-Their-Wholesome-Wins

“Medical Workers Of Bored Panda, What’s The Weirdest Thing A Patient Has Ever Come In With?” (40 Stories)

Thou shall not kink shame

40 British Memes And Posts That Perfectly Describe The People Who Live There

Because you are dim enough to pish your life away watching loathe island

40 British Memes And Posts That Perfectly Describe The People Who Live There

Coca Cola from a glass bottle is the best if you had to

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