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Stranger Kept Blocking This Guy's Parking Space With His Car, So He Used His Mechanic Skills To Hide It
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I am not allowed to get mad, If I yell, raise my voice, or even sound angry my cat pumpkin will get up from wherever she is and run over. She will then mew gently and grab at my arm with her paws while mewing. She pulls my hands to her head and rubs her head on me trying to get me to calm down. It works though so theres that.
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My dog (a husky) will make a gap in his food with his snout, then will yowl at the nearest human like he's hungry and there's no food in the bowl, until you pick his bowl up, shake the gap out and put it back down again. He will eat it then!Weird-Harmless-Pet-Animal-Habits
My oldest dog Oden likes to lock himself in our rooms and climb out the windows onto our roof. Take a look its hilariousWeird-Harmless-Pet-Animal-Habits
We have a Great Dane/greyhound mix named Keelah who, on occasion, absolutely must sniff my boyfriend's belly button. I've never seen a dog get so derpy about it before. She'll jump up and put her paws on his shoulder and stick her nose in his stomach until he gives in and pulls his shirt up so she can sniff. She's really, really weird.Weird-Harmless-Pet-Animal-Habits
My dog can't go anywhere without his toy. My girlfriend calls it his "girlfriend". If we go outside he will bring the little stuffed animal with him and drop it somewhere. If we tell him to "go find your girlfriend" he will search frantically for it until it's found.Weird-Harmless-Pet-Animal-Habits
Ah-ha, it's Carlisle time! Carlisle is my mentally retarded dog in a very literal sense; he has epilepsy and after seven years of seizures, there's not a lot going on in there. He was rescued from an extreme neglect/hoarding case and he is now a spoiled, completely mindless little gnome of stupid whimsy. He's also on about 45 mg phenobarb for the epilepsy every day, so he's also sort of high all the time. Some Carlisle stories: He was once scratching his face with his back leg, yawned, and got his foot caught in his mouth. He needed help getting it out. He once chased a rabbit, cornered it, forgot what he was doing, and then got attacked by the rabbit (which probably felt this was its very last defense). He now fears rabbits. I have a rabbit in the house. He will not go near her. He sometimes gets confused while drinking water and urinates in the water bowl. He sometimes gets caught in "loops" of compulsive behaviors. His most common looping behavior is digging. Unless you reorient him he will sit on his haunches and dig with his front legs pretty much for hours. Once he got his collar caught on a knob on the dresser and sat there getting slightly choked until I found him. (We had to remove the knobs from the dresser for his safety.) He has climbed onto the coffee table and shat into a flower pot (presumably because it had soil and he thought he was outside). We can no longer have indoor plants, not even if they're as small as a coffee can, because he will shit in them. He gets scared by the pictures of a dogs on the wall in an exam room at the vet's. We have to request rooms with diagrams. He goes to sleep if you put a blanket over him like a bird. He sometimes tears holes through sheets and then sticks his head through and just walks around with it like a robe. Every single sheet and blanket in the house has at least one Carlisle hole. If the other dog leaves the house he [howls] until the other dog returns. It's really pathetic, even for him. As for the non-Carlisle pets of my house, my rabbit and my cat are pair-bonded, which is pretty adorable. The cat likes to bat the rabbit's ears. The rabbit doesn't care. She just sort of blobs into a puddle of disapproval.
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