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Otto Katz
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This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.

restinb1tch reply
When I was walking home late one night, I got chased by something.
From afar, I thought it was a dog or a cat but as I got closer, something felt off. I hesitated but persists and told myself it's a cat. As I'm walking, I noticed it's also walking towards me. I stopped, it also stopped. I took two steps, it took two steps. If I took four, it took four. At this point, I'm freaking out, unsure of what to do cause I'm literally the only one in the streets. Without thinking, my body moved and I made a quick left. I ran so fast to my left that I jumped over a fence and into someone's backyard. I hid in the bushes until I heard it ran fast passed me. I stayed in the bushes for a while.
Till this day, idk how my body knew that it had to jump over a 6ft fence (I'm only 4'11) and that there was a bush behind it. It was so dark, barely any streetlights but for some reason, my body reacted quickly on its own as if it knew it was there. by the time I came to, I was in the bushes for probably 6-7 minutes. I still dont know what it was but all I know is that every time I think of that particular night, every single hair on my body stands up.

crystalpalomino reply
At the time no one believed me.
Driving across a mountain range between NV and CA, a huge wolf ran out into the high way in front of my car, turned and looked at me and ran into the forest. I have always loved wolves and couldnt believe my eyes as I had always been told there weren't any in that part of CA anymore...within 2 years I read an article saying they had reasons to believe there were some that had be hiding out and another year after that they had been tracked down.

imnottheoneipromise reply
Becoming obese with a BMI over 40. And being an alcoholic
Not anymore though! Down 76lbs with 14 more to go. Sober for 6.5 months! Thank the gods for medication.






