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Otto Katz • commented on 25 posts 43 minutes ago

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

I am working at bringing back knife rests! You can have them at your balls

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

But, I just bought a new shovel! Now what am I going to do with it!?

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Bleeding heavily?

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Otto Katz • upvoted 15 items 4 hours ago

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

Electic smart door lock FTW! I can check on my phone that my door is locked, and I can check as many times as my stupid brain wants me to. Yes brain, I did lock the door, look the app says so! Yes brain, I have refreshed the app to make sure as well.

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

Crowley: "[wincing] Oh, that has got to hurt. What was it he said that got everyone so upset?". Aziraphale: "Be kind to each other". Crowley: "Oh yeah. That'll do it".

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

Crowley: "[wincing] Oh, that has got to hurt. What was it he said that got everyone so upset?". Aziraphale: "Be kind to each other". Crowley: "Oh yeah. That'll do it".

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

My short term memory is gone. Telling myself "Bookmark this moment" helps sometimes. Like, I'll take my meds, turn around and wonder if I took my meds. I hate it. Brain fog they call it.

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

Everybody must get stoned. When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. It should be handed out like candy. There would be far fewer wars. What do you think the peace pipe was all about?

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

Trump drew this with crayons instead of a sharpie

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

I can't believe how many right wing people who cried all these years about liberals being easily offended snowflakes suddenly became enraged, unforgiving, and downright insane when someone at a football game decided to sing in Spanish.

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

Like Chris Stevens on Northern Exposure.

50 Ignorant Comments By Americans That Deserved Some Gentle European Roasting

Replying to Verena: no, the US did not stick to "all power to one." I don't expect people from other countries to know the intricacies of the American government system (which I believe is unique, since most other countries seem to have parliaments and prime ministers rather than congresses and presidents, and don't have elections on a constitutionally mandated schedule), but the three branches of the US govt. are designed to be a system of checks and balances on each other, so that the power is shared rather than concentrated in one individual or body. The system works -- except when people inexplicably vote a convicted felon into office, apparenly not realizing that if he has already been indicted for breaking the law 93 times, and convicted of 34 of them, he will continue to break laws because he thinks they don't apply to him, and the legislative body is full of his devoted flunkies who won't object to anything he does, legal or not.

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

Strong like bull!

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

So does the wife, like they are all on Mandrax.

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Looks like if Mimi from 'The Drew Carey Show' went Goth.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Some say it's a bad translation because the word for Virginis is almost spelled the same as Dates. Enjoy your bowl of fruit martyr!

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Google young Joe biden, he was a hottie!

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Come back, Joe! All is forgiven!

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

I feel like that hair was in pretty bad condition before the color.

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Otto Katz • submitted a new post 5 months ago

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I Am A Quilter, And Here Are My 40 Works

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Hey Pandas, For All You Quilters Out There Show Me What You Got (Closed)

Otto Katz • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Worst Restaurant Experience? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas! What's Your Worst Restaurant Story? (Closed)

Otto Katz • submitted a new post 4 years ago

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I Thought Hyronomus Bosch Could Use A Little Help...

Otto Katz • submitted 20 list additions 5 months ago

I Am A Quilter, And Here Are My 40 Works

Otto Katz • commented on 20 posts 43 minutes ago

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

It's by Von! He does all the celebrities!

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Seth Green, I had to look it up

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

I used to doodle this in 7th grade.

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

What happened to Matt Smith? Did he gain weight for a role?

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

He's wearing a hat. Made of fake hair.

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Oh, just clicked on the link, thread says it is, and that he is really a very nice person. this was good to read.

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

was this Carrot Top?

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

this is fElon, right?

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Hair from the 80s

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Too many caterpillar for the face

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

I LOVE his green eyes

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

That sunburn, though. He's gonna be hurting tomorrow

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

It's not a dread, it's a Polish plait or British plica

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

He got the Sharpie Special cut

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

I have 0 idea what the fw means in that sentence. It's getting a downvote.

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

2016. is when it all went to shǐt

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

I'm thinking of taking up pipe smoking. I won't, of course, but I think about it. One of those long white elegant pipes.

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

Drűgs

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

Is orange a bad color? I love orange, it's my son's favorite color

Otto Katz • upvoted 20 items 2 hours ago

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Hey Hey it's the Monkees! People say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing, to put anybody down. ....

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Google young Joe biden, he was a hottie!

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Come back, Joe! All is forgiven!

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

So does the wife, like they are all on Mandrax.

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Those girls look dead inside.

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Kids should not look so haggard at that age. The whole photo is creepy.

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Very SS

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

"Yeah...I want a hairstyle that'll make me look young, but, not like I'm tyrin to look young...."

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

I feel like that hair was in pretty bad condition before the color.

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Those bangs are every little girl in 50s USA. I swear.

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Nasty!

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

This is *Screaming* for someone to apply two Googly Eyes.

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Like you need a face.

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Looks like if Mimi from 'The Drew Carey Show' went Goth.

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Old story, customers mom kept cutting her hair behind the stylists back and then they both blamed stylist for the disaster they themselves caused. You keep putting this up without the background story wich is annoying tbh.

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

No, customers mom did this to her. Not the stylist.

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

That is a good looking dude, even with the fuzzy worm on his head.

Bro Looks Like A Lamb

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

It looks like the thyroid may be a source of concern. That's alarming.

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

They look like they attended the prom ironically.

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