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Otto Katz • upvoted 2 items 21 hours ago

Medical Professionals Share Patient Conditions That Were A True Mystery

I genuinely read "chainsmoking" and didn't question it for some reason, like, "Okay, lady wants to go out having had some last cigarettes, okay"

Medical Professionals Share Patient Conditions That Were A True Mystery

Young people bounce off cars. Old people pull a muscle reaching for the cereal box.

Otto Katz • commented on 3 posts 21 hours ago

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

They missed the opportunity to cover the deck with tin foil

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

This is good thinking.

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

They missed the opportunity to cover the deck with tin foil

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

This is good thinking.

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

I can smell the house

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Otto Katz • upvoted 8 items 1 day ago

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

IIRC, this particular photo has been up for quite a while without parents noticing the switch.

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

We Bricks would agree with that...

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

IIRC, this particular photo has been up for quite a while without parents noticing the switch.

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

We Bricks would agree with that...

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

I would love to recreate one of my baby pictures, but I can no longer put my foot my face so I can suck on my big toe.

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

I can smell some despair ...

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

As a 5'5"/165 cm man, all I have to say to this is "Good."

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

My brother is cool as hell and used to go get tampons for me. He asked me if I wanted "grape, lemon, lime, or cool ranch" once and I've never known peace since.

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

https://www.wbur.org/endlessthread/2023/01/06/encore-llama-at-a-wedding

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

Yep, read that too. The groom painted help on the underside of his shoes. The officiating saw and indeed stopped the ceremony as he said he can't be sure that he was marrying on his own free will and wasn't forced to do so. The bride was highly annoyed, the groom tried to explain that it was a joke but the officiating suggested that it is highly improper to treat the holy union of getting married like that. So he refrained from continuing the ceremony and instead suggested further marriage classes.

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Otto Katz • upvoted 9 items 2 days ago

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

Same carpet, they must love it that many years later.

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

Yeah not all siblings are good and not all (want to) understand the difference between banter and hurting someone..

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

Same carpet, they must love it that many years later.

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

Yeah not all siblings are good and not all (want to) understand the difference between banter and hurting someone..

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

It's not stupid if it works.

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

Which one is your brother?

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

I read recently about one similar case where the priest/officiant stopped the wedding when he saw what was on the shoes. (Maybe wasn't shoes, but something like this).

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

Medieval cat

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

You are now the envy of everyone who has ever had a sibling.

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

I've always loved this one

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

I called in 'tired' once. Person answering the phone had an issue with it "Just write it down"..boss was cool as we'd gone 3 or 4 weeks straight.

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Otto Katz • upvoted an item 3 days ago

"Frick. That. Place": 45 Times Folks Realized They Might Be In A Cult

Oof. One of my favorite parts of my childhood was a summer camp I went to. It was religious, but not like, overly so, if that makes sense? We had bible studies and worship sessions but a lot of it was stuff that could be taken out of the religious context and was good for teens to know. I actually came out to some people for some of the first times there and people were really nice. I wish I could go back as a councilor. As for the religious part, I'm not really religious, I don't think. I very certainly disagree with most people who call themselves "Christian". But I always felt the most at peace at that camp. Maybe it was being in nature, maybe it was the kindness of the people. If there is a god out there, I felt closest to them then. I don't know. I miss it. I didn't get to go for what should have been my last year because I was in foster care.

Otto Katz • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago

50 Cursed Photos From History

Why did they mirror the picture? Wasn't it weird enough?

Mind-Blowing Pop Culture Photos That Few People Have Seen, Including Nancy Reagan Kissing Actor

Cher, not looking too impressed (again), but I think she is playing the role of a conservative republican.

Otto Katz • commented on a post 4 days ago

We Put Together 30 Pop Culture Questions - Any Score Above 22 Is Impressive

I stopped after #1. They ALL had a survellience system in place.

Otto Katz • commented on 7 posts 5 days ago

45 Film Crew Members Reveal Which Stars Were Absolute Nightmares On Set

I'm surprised by Tommy Lee Johns. But we know Tim Allen is MAGAt, so no surprise he's a k**b.

45 Film Crew Members Reveal Which Stars Were Absolute Nightmares On Set

https://mst3k.fandom.com/wiki/MST3K_1309_-_The_Million_Eyes_of_Sumuru

45 Film Crew Members Reveal Which Stars Were Absolute Nightmares On Set

I'm surprised by Tommy Lee Johns. But we know Tim Allen is MAGAt, so no surprise he's a k**b.

45 Film Crew Members Reveal Which Stars Were Absolute Nightmares On Set

https://mst3k.fandom.com/wiki/MST3K_1309_-_The_Million_Eyes_of_Sumuru

45 Film Crew Members Reveal Which Stars Were Absolute Nightmares On Set

Klaus Klinski in The Million Eyes of Sumuru, done by MST3K, link in comment below, was fantastic!

94 Hilariously Relatable Jokes And Thoughts About Anything And Everything (New Pics)

gurl, same

94 Hilariously Relatable Jokes And Thoughts About Anything And Everything (New Pics)

That's me!

30 Times Brides Should’ve Thought Twice Before Buying Their Wedding Dresses

Supergirl's having a REALLY good time at that wedding!

“My Friends Didn’t Believe Me”: 76 Internet Users Reveal Events From Their Lives That Seem Too Wild To Be True

The funny thing is, the comma use must be correct because it read correctly. I didn't even realize it was only once sentence until I read your comment!

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Otto Katz • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

30 Times Brides Should’ve Thought Twice Before Buying Their Wedding Dresses

Yup. The reception was going to the poll booths and voting for a dumpy orange fàscist bàstard.

“My Friends Didn’t Believe Me”: 76 Internet Users Reveal Events From Their Lives That Seem Too Wild To Be True

The funny thing is, the comma use must be correct because it read correctly. I didn't even realize it was only once sentence until I read your comment!

Otto Katz • submitted a new post 4 months ago

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I Am A Quilter, And Here Are My 40 Works

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Hey Pandas, For All You Quilters Out There Show Me What You Got (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Worst Restaurant Experience? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas! What's Your Worst Restaurant Story? (Closed)

Otto Katz • submitted a new post 4 years ago

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I Thought Hyronomus Bosch Could Use A Little Help...

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I Am A Quilter, And Here Are My 40 Works

Otto Katz • commented on 3 posts 21 hours ago

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

They missed the opportunity to cover the deck with tin foil

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

This is good thinking.

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

I can smell the house

Otto Katz • commented on 5 posts 3 days ago

"Frick. That. Place": 45 Times Folks Realized They Might Be In A Cult

Mormon

"Frick. That. Place": 45 Times Folks Realized They Might Be In A Cult

I don't think the georgia pictured is the georgia the post is talking about

"Frick. That. Place": 45 Times Folks Realized They Might Be In A Cult

to me, that is te definition of a cult. a group that tells you to abandon your family. JW, Scientology, Baptists. If you are told to choose family or 'church', it's a cult.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

For 35 years I took 'mental health days' and my boss was fine with it.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Is that where you just slip out the door? Or, do you just tell the host/hostess you're going to leave ahead of time, and then slip out the door.

Otto Katz • commented on a post 4 days ago

We Put Together 30 Pop Culture Questions - Any Score Above 22 Is Impressive

I stopped after #1. They ALL had a survellience system in place.

Otto Katz • commented on 9 posts 5 days ago

45 Film Crew Members Reveal Which Stars Were Absolute Nightmares On Set

I'm surprised by Tommy Lee Johns. But we know Tim Allen is MAGAt, so no surprise he's a k**b.

45 Film Crew Members Reveal Which Stars Were Absolute Nightmares On Set

https://mst3k.fandom.com/wiki/MST3K_1309_-_The_Million_Eyes_of_Sumuru

45 Film Crew Members Reveal Which Stars Were Absolute Nightmares On Set

Klaus Klinski in The Million Eyes of Sumuru, done by MST3K, link in comment below, was fantastic!

94 Hilariously Relatable Jokes And Thoughts About Anything And Everything (New Pics)

gurl, same

94 Hilariously Relatable Jokes And Thoughts About Anything And Everything (New Pics)

That's me!

30 Times Brides Should’ve Thought Twice Before Buying Their Wedding Dresses

Supergirl's having a REALLY good time at that wedding!

“My Friends Didn’t Believe Me”: 76 Internet Users Reveal Events From Their Lives That Seem Too Wild To Be True

The funny thing is, the comma use must be correct because it read correctly. I didn't even realize it was only once sentence until I read your comment!

“My Friends Didn’t Believe Me”: 76 Internet Users Reveal Events From Their Lives That Seem Too Wild To Be True

Why is this downvoted? we know this thank you isn't going to be seen by op, but, it's the same reaction I had. a thank you to the kind neighbor.

35 Americans Share The Good Things Happening In The U.S. That No One Talks About

My sister needs this one NOW.

Otto Katz • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

68 Times People Tried To Make Money On Craigslist, Only For Hilarity To Ensue (New Pics)

Someone stole a shopping cart, and instead of returning it, they are trying to sell it.

68 Times People Tried To Make Money On Craigslist, Only For Hilarity To Ensue (New Pics)

That. Thing. Looks. Nasty. All. By. Itself. It. Doesn't. Need. Any. More. Nasty. Remarks. From. Any. One. Else. !.

Otto Katz • upvoted 20 items 23 hours ago

Medical Professionals Share Patient Conditions That Were A True Mystery

Young people bounce off cars. Old people pull a muscle reaching for the cereal box.

Medical Professionals Share Patient Conditions That Were A True Mystery

I genuinely read "chainsmoking" and didn't question it for some reason, like, "Okay, lady wants to go out having had some last cigarettes, okay"

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

My brother is cool as hell and used to go get tampons for me. He asked me if I wanted "grape, lemon, lime, or cool ranch" once and I've never known peace since.

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

We Bricks would agree with that...

My Little Brother Worked At My Shop With Me Today, And I Convinced Him That Brick Mopping Is A Thing

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

Yeah not all siblings are good and not all (want to) understand the difference between banter and hurting someone..

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

I read recently about one similar case where the priest/officiant stopped the wedding when he saw what was on the shoes. (Maybe wasn't shoes, but something like this).

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

It's not stupid if it works.

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

Medieval cat

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

IIRC, this particular photo has been up for quite a while without parents noticing the switch.

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

I've always loved this one

My Parents Asked Me And My Brother To Build A Snowman For The Grandkids. Needless To Say They Were Not Happy With How It Turned Out

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

I would love to recreate one of my baby pictures, but I can no longer put my foot my face so I can suck on my big toe.

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

Same carpet, they must love it that many years later.

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

As a 5'5"/165 cm man, all I have to say to this is "Good."

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

You are now the envy of everyone who has ever had a sibling.

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

I can smell some despair ...

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

Which one is your brother?

“The Spawn Of Satan”: 68 Hilarious Siblings Who Refuse To Grow Up And It’s The Best Thing Ever

https://www.wbur.org/endlessthread/2023/01/06/encore-llama-at-a-wedding

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