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Adding "And Then The Murders Began" To Famous Book Openings Is The Latest Internet Craze, And It's Hilarious
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. And then the murders began. (The holy bible)Adding "And Then The Murders Began" To Famous Book Openings Is The Latest Internet Craze, And It's Hilarious
All children, except one, grow up. And then the murders began. (Peter Pan, J. M. Barrie)and-murders-began-first-line-book
He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without taking a fish. And then the murders began. (The Old Man And The Sea, Ernest Hemingway)and-murders-began-first-line-book
Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, ‘and what is the use of a book,’ thought Alice ‘without pictures or conversations?’. And then the murders began. (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll)and-murders-began-first-line-book
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. And then the murders began. (The Hobbit, J. R. R. Tolkien)and-murders-began-first-line-book
Every Who down in Whoville liked Xmas a lot but the Grinch who lived just north of Whoville did not. And then the murders began. (How The Grinch Stole Christmas, Dr. Seuss)and-murders-began-first-line-book
The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. And then the murders began. (The Cat In The Hat, Dr. Seuss)and-murders-began-first-line-book
Five little puppies dug a hole under the fence and went for a walk in the wide, wide world. And then the murders began. (The Poky Little Puppy, Janette Sebring Lowrey)Show All 29 Upvotes
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