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HAL-O • commented on 4 posts 2 years ago

'The Worst Of Tumblr': 50 Of The Funniest Posts People Found On This Unique Platform

being abstinent and being DISCERNING about who you have sex with are two separate things....

"How Do They Have Every Single Thing I Want": Employer Catches Job Applicant Using ChatGPT To Write A Cover Letter

Had to log in just to rant on this. I feel like I write a damn good cover letter and have qualifying experience for the jobs I apply for. Haven't gotten so much as a follow up call or interview for any full time jobs I've applied for in 3 months! A friend told me it's because companies use tech to sort through and look for key words, or else the hiring manager DOESN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOURS!!! So I applaud this person for using tech to beat tech. Will be trying in the future and I bet it works. I would double check for errors before sending though. But stop posting jobs if you are not actively hiring. And stop paying less than $40k...we can't survive on that anymore!

'The Worst Of Tumblr': 50 Of The Funniest Posts People Found On This Unique Platform

being abstinent and being DISCERNING about who you have sex with are two separate things....

"How Do They Have Every Single Thing I Want": Employer Catches Job Applicant Using ChatGPT To Write A Cover Letter

41 Cursed Images We Don’t Advise To Check Before Sleep

Vince: You know the black bits inside bananas? ...... Are they spiders eggs?

This Online Group Is All About Shaming Horridly Wrong Posts About The Female Anatomy (50 New Posts)

This entire statement is alarming in so many ways....

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HAL-O • upvoted an item 2 years ago

"How Do They Have Every Single Thing I Want": Employer Catches Job Applicant Using ChatGPT To Write A Cover Letter

SAME I'm not even getting called back for RETAIL JOBS they hire your average 16 year old for! If there's a hiring shortage , I don't see it! Freaking demeaning

HAL-O • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Christmas

My "Gothic" Themed Christmas Wraps (16 Pics)

HAL-O • commented on a post 4 years ago

30 Service Workers Share The Trashiest Tips They've Ever Gotten

I hope they got charged $6796.00

HAL-O • commented on 10 posts 5 years ago

Hilariously Relatable Struggles Every Girl Has To Deal With In 45 Comics By Yellow Pencil

I don't know why this works but if you go back and stand in the place you got the thought, it helps to remember. Works for me 99% of the time.

50 Photos Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

They've reached their highest purpose in this life.

Hilariously Relatable Struggles Every Girl Has To Deal With In 45 Comics By Yellow Pencil

I don't know why this works but if you go back and stand in the place you got the thought, it helps to remember. Works for me 99% of the time.

50 Photos Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

They've reached their highest purpose in this life.

Someone Decided To Gender-Swap Celebrities’ Photos And The Result Is Better Than Expected

She looks like a hot Gay man.

These 30 Tweets Are Teaching People To Speak In A British Accent And It's Ridiculously Spot On

Perfect

NASA Released 30 Amazing High-Def Photos Of The Largest Planet In Our Solar System—Jupiter

Thanks?

NASA Released 30 Amazing High-Def Photos Of The Largest Planet In Our Solar System—Jupiter

Why can't we see any stars in the background?

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HAL-O • upvoted 7 items 5 years ago

Someone Created Brutally Honest Horoscope Predictions That Are Beyond Hilarious

In the '90s I worked in an office where we used primitive computers, but we needed electric typewriters to type the addresses on envelopes. One day I had to change the little correction ribbon on my typewriter. I looked at my horoscope in the newspaper that evening, and part of it was, "You will be involved in typewriter repair."

30 People Who Were 'Today Years Old' When They Realized These Random Things

But what is wrong with that man's leg?

Someone Created Brutally Honest Horoscope Predictions That Are Beyond Hilarious

30 People Who Were 'Today Years Old' When They Realized These Random Things

But what is wrong with that man's leg?

30 People Who Were 'Today Years Old' When They Realized These Random Things

How old were you when you realized Bikini Bottom is under Bikini Atoll, where the US tested hundreds of nuclear weapons? Spongebob is a nuclear mutation

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They've Seen While On The Job (30 Pics)

These people are the reason there's instructions on shampoo bottles.

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HAL-O • commented on a post 8 years ago

47 Times Tattoo Owners Proudly Posted Their New Tattoos Online Just To Realize They Made A Mistake

Ferret

HAL-O • commented on 4 posts 9 years ago

Artist Felts 100 Cute Faces For 100 Straight Days

LOVE THIS ONE!

Artist Felts 100 Cute Faces For 100 Straight Days

single thing...

Artist Felts 100 Cute Faces For 100 Straight Days

LOVE THIS ONE!

Artist Felts 100 Cute Faces For 100 Straight Days

single thing...

Artist Felts 100 Cute Faces For 100 Straight Days

The single this that would make this are some beaded bubbles! Right?

113 Hilarious Comics That Perfectly Capture Life With Cats

She's friends with Wilma and Betty?

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HAL-O • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Christmas

My "Gothic" Themed Christmas Wraps (16 Pics)

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HAL-O • commented on 4 posts 2 years ago

'The Worst Of Tumblr': 50 Of The Funniest Posts People Found On This Unique Platform

being abstinent and being DISCERNING about who you have sex with are two separate things....

"How Do They Have Every Single Thing I Want": Employer Catches Job Applicant Using ChatGPT To Write A Cover Letter

41 Cursed Images We Don’t Advise To Check Before Sleep

Vince: You know the black bits inside bananas? ...... Are they spiders eggs?

This Online Group Is All About Shaming Horridly Wrong Posts About The Female Anatomy (50 New Posts)

This entire statement is alarming in so many ways....

HAL-O • commented on a post 4 years ago

30 Service Workers Share The Trashiest Tips They've Ever Gotten

I hope they got charged $6796.00

HAL-O • commented on 10 posts 5 years ago

Hilariously Relatable Struggles Every Girl Has To Deal With In 45 Comics By Yellow Pencil

I don't know why this works but if you go back and stand in the place you got the thought, it helps to remember. Works for me 99% of the time.

50 Photos Of People Having A Worse Day Than You

They've reached their highest purpose in this life.

Someone Decided To Gender-Swap Celebrities’ Photos And The Result Is Better Than Expected

She looks like a hot Gay man.

26 Celebrities That Have Visible Scars And The Stories Behind Them

I'm scar twins with her...and Harry Potter

30 Of The Most Bizarre Things Posted On "Thrift Store Art"

#65

30 Of The Most Bizarre Things Posted On "Thrift Store Art"

Casually awakening sexualities

Artist Creates Comics With Chilling Endings And Here's 30 Of The Creepiest Ones

Ghost kitten

These 30 Tweets Are Teaching People To Speak In A British Accent And It's Ridiculously Spot On

Perfect

NASA Released 30 Amazing High-Def Photos Of The Largest Planet In Our Solar System—Jupiter

Thanks?

NASA Released 30 Amazing High-Def Photos Of The Largest Planet In Our Solar System—Jupiter

Why can't we see any stars in the background?

HAL-O • commented on a post 8 years ago

47 Times Tattoo Owners Proudly Posted Their New Tattoos Online Just To Realize They Made A Mistake

Ferret

HAL-O • commented on 4 posts 9 years ago

Artist Felts 100 Cute Faces For 100 Straight Days

LOVE THIS ONE!

Artist Felts 100 Cute Faces For 100 Straight Days

single thing...

Artist Felts 100 Cute Faces For 100 Straight Days

The single this that would make this are some beaded bubbles! Right?

113 Hilarious Comics That Perfectly Capture Life With Cats

She's friends with Wilma and Betty?

HAL-O • upvoted an item 2 years ago

"How Do They Have Every Single Thing I Want": Employer Catches Job Applicant Using ChatGPT To Write A Cover Letter

SAME I'm not even getting called back for RETAIL JOBS they hire your average 16 year old for! If there's a hiring shortage , I don't see it! Freaking demeaning

HAL-O • upvoted 7 items 5 years ago

Someone Created Brutally Honest Horoscope Predictions That Are Beyond Hilarious

30 People Who Were 'Today Years Old' When They Realized These Random Things

But what is wrong with that man's leg?

30 People Who Were 'Today Years Old' When They Realized These Random Things

How old were you when you realized Bikini Bottom is under Bikini Atoll, where the US tested hundreds of nuclear weapons? Spongebob is a nuclear mutation

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They've Seen While On The Job (30 Pics)

These people are the reason there's instructions on shampoo bottles.

Festive Coquette

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