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A Person on The Internet
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Hello. My workplace is weird. I love to tell stories.
A Person on The Internet • upvoted 21 items 2 years ago
Hey Pandas, Share Your Best Clever And Witty Pick-Up Lines For A Woman Who Wears A Gas Mask At Work.
Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Dream You Have Ever Had?
Here is some context. A few years ago, a rumor started that a person wearing a 1940s-era gas mask (who had never taken it off in front of someone else) had moved into our neighborhood and would set other people's belongings on fire every night. People tried locking their doors and windows, but the person would always find their way inside with no explanation. They would leave no traces of themself behind and was never seen unless it was dark. Their arrival was often foreshadowed by a chill in the air or people complaining of it being hard to breathe. There is a lot more to this myth that I will not get into too much detail here. Ask me anything about it. So in the dream, it was very late at night and I was outside running errands. Suddenly, I felt the air around me get colder. I tried to ignore it but it got worse. Then I noticed the masked arsonist's shadow in the distance. They were getting closer and closer to me. They unsheathed the firefighter's axe they carried with them everywhere and looked ready to kill me, but then they dropped the axe and asked me what my name was. The scariest part is that when I woke up, I realized that the arsonist was inside my house, staring at me, watching me sleep. They asked me, "Had a nice dream?" before leaving my house. I suspected that it was them who made me have the dream. Feel free to ask questions.
Hey Pandas, What Is The Best Way To "Roast" A Pyromaniac?
"You are the reason they build additional doors on buildings just so you don't claim another life."
Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest Or Funniest Thing You’ve Said In A Dream?
Once I had a dream about living, talking buckets. I had just gotten back from work only to realize that several of my buckets had come to life and were running away from me. One of the buckets told me to take my gas mask off (I wear one at work) and prove I was a human being, where I did. Before that, in the dream, my coworker told me to stop looking an the buckets, which I shouted, "FINE! I WILL LEAVE THE BUCKETS ALONE!"Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest Or Funniest Thing You’ve Said In A Dream?
I once screamed in a dream, 'MAY YOU PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT THE BUCKET, YOU MUMBLING SOULLESS MONSTER! IT'S TERRIFIED OF YOU! DON'T YOU SEE IT?". It was a dream where buckets came alive, and my coworker, who frequently wears a gas mask, tried to comprehend what was going on.Hey Pandas, Come Up With A Funny Song Title Idea Or A Band Name
Medic and Eight Other People Wearing Red.Hey Pandas, Give Me Your Most Embarrassing Stories
Once at work, I had just finished a task and tried to talk to one of my coworkers. He asked me where I had put the boxes, and I tried to tell him that I burned them and that I got rid of them at the same time. My gas mask was still on and after trying to say them at the same time, I just said BUCKET really loud. Everyone laughed.Hey Pandas, What Does Your Real Name Mean?
My name is Shelly which means "meadow's edge". My nickname, Pyro, has no definite origin, but they call me that because I really love fire.Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Near-Death Experiences
Once when my coworker was new, she almost set me on fire for some reason. It is still a mystery to this day as to why, but there are some theories floating around. The most popular one is that she is simply clinically insane, but there are some theories that are weirder.Hey Pandas, What's The Strangest Text You've Ever Received?
Me: Hello, how can I help you? Customer: Do you have any other stores in (name of city)? Me: Yes, we have one store there. Customer: I do not want to go there? Me: Why? Customer: There was this lady in a gas mask continuously talking to me about fire. Me: Oh, don't worry, she isn't gonna do anything to you. *she enters the chat* Other employee (the one who was talking about fire): Hello! Me: What are you doing here, (her name)? Other employee: I heard our customer needs help. Customer: Why were you talking to me about fire? Other employee: This is a gravel company. Customer: That doesn't justify you bringing a flamethrower! *she leaves the chat* Customer: That was creepy af. Me: Don't worry. I have your back. She's always like this, you know? Customer: Thanks.Hey Pandas, What's The Strangest Text You've Ever Received?
Me: Hello, how can I help you? Customer: Do you have any other stores in (name of city)? Me: Yes, we have one store there. Customer: I do not want to go there? Me: Why? Customer: There was this lady in a gas mask continuously talking to me about fire. Me: Oh, don't worry, she isn't gonna do anything to you. *she enters the chat* Other employee (the one who was talking about fire): Hello! Me: What are you doing here, (her name)? Other employee: I heard our customer needs help. Customer: Why were you talking to me about fire? Other employee: This is a gravel company. Customer: That doesn't justify you bringing a flamethrower! *she leaves the chat* Customer: That was creepy af. Me: Don't worry. I have your back. She's always like this, you know? Customer: Thanks.
Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Scary Thing That Has Ever Happened To You?
Once I was sitting on a bench near a forest at night and I saw a figure that looked exactly like my coworker. The street lights weren't in the best condition and whenever they flickered, the figure/my coworker would move 10 steps closer. The following day, we shared it with everyone else at work.Show All 21 Upvotes
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Hey Pandas, Share Your Best Clever And Witty Pick-Up Lines For A Woman Who Wears A Gas Mask At Work.
Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Dream You Have Ever Had?
Here is some context. A few years ago, a rumor started that a person wearing a 1940s-era gas mask (who had never taken it off in front of someone else) had moved into our neighborhood and would set other people's belongings on fire every night. People tried locking their doors and windows, but the person would always find their way inside with no explanation. They would leave no traces of themself behind and was never seen unless it was dark. Their arrival was often foreshadowed by a chill in the air or people complaining of it being hard to breathe. There is a lot more to this myth that I will not get into too much detail here. Ask me anything about it. So in the dream, it was very late at night and I was outside running errands. Suddenly, I felt the air around me get colder. I tried to ignore it but it got worse. Then I noticed the masked arsonist's shadow in the distance. They were getting closer and closer to me. They unsheathed the firefighter's axe they carried with them everywhere and looked ready to kill me, but then they dropped the axe and asked me what my name was. The scariest part is that when I woke up, I realized that the arsonist was inside my house, staring at me, watching me sleep. They asked me, "Had a nice dream?" before leaving my house. I suspected that it was them who made me have the dream. Feel free to ask questions.Hey Pandas, What Is The Best Way To "Roast" A Pyromaniac?
"You are the reason they build additional doors on buildings just so you don't claim another life."Hey Pandas, What's The Strangest Text You've Ever Received?
Me: Hello, how can I help you? Customer: Do you have any other stores in (name of city)? Me: Yes, we have one store there. Customer: I do not want to go there? Me: Why? Customer: There was this lady in a gas mask continuously talking to me about fire. Me: Oh, don't worry, she isn't gonna do anything to you. *she enters the chat* Other employee (the one who was talking about fire): Hello! Me: What are you doing here, (her name)? Other employee: I heard our customer needs help. Customer: Why were you talking to me about fire? Other employee: This is a gravel company. Customer: That doesn't justify you bringing a flamethrower! *she leaves the chat* Customer: That was creepy af. Me: Don't worry. I have your back. She's always like this, you know? Customer: Thanks.Hey Pandas, Give Me Your Most Embarrassing Stories
Once at work, I had just finished a task and tried to talk to one of my coworkers. He asked me where I had put the boxes, and I tried to tell him that I burned them and that I got rid of them at the same time. My gas mask was still on and after trying to say them at the same time, I just said BUCKET really loud. Everyone laughed.Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest Or Funniest Thing You’ve Said In A Dream?
Once I had a dream about living, talking buckets. I had just gotten back from work only to realize that several of my buckets had come to life and were running away from me. One of the buckets told me to take my gas mask off (I wear one at work) and prove I was a human being, where I did. Before that, in the dream, my coworker told me to stop looking an the buckets, which I shouted, "FINE! I WILL LEAVE THE BUCKETS ALONE!"Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest Or Funniest Thing You’ve Said In A Dream?
I once screamed in a dream, 'MAY YOU PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT THE BUCKET, YOU MUMBLING SOULLESS MONSTER! IT'S TERRIFIED OF YOU! DON'T YOU SEE IT?". It was a dream where buckets came alive, and my coworker, who frequently wears a gas mask, tried to comprehend what was going on.Hey Pandas, What Does Your Real Name Mean?
My name is Shelly which means "meadow's edge". My nickname, Pyro, has no definite origin, but they call me that because I really love fire.Hey Pandas, Come Up With A Funny Song Title Idea Or A Band Name
Medic and Eight Other People Wearing Red.Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Near-Death Experiences
Once when my coworker was new, she almost set me on fire for some reason. It is still a mystery to this day as to why, but there are some theories floating around. The most popular one is that she is simply clinically insane, but there are some theories that are weirder.Hey Pandas, What's The Strangest Text You've Ever Received?
Me: Hello, how can I help you? Customer: Do you have any other stores in (name of city)? Me: Yes, we have one store there. Customer: I do not want to go there? Me: Why? Customer: There was this lady in a gas mask continuously talking to me about fire. Me: Oh, don't worry, she isn't gonna do anything to you. *she enters the chat* Other employee (the one who was talking about fire): Hello! Me: What are you doing here, (her name)? Other employee: I heard our customer needs help. Customer: Why were you talking to me about fire? Other employee: This is a gravel company. Customer: That doesn't justify you bringing a flamethrower! *she leaves the chat* Customer: That was creepy af. Me: Don't worry. I have your back. She's always like this, you know? Customer: Thanks.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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