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David Paterson • upvoted 31 items 4 hours ago

Fails, Funny

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50 Best Comics By Dan Piraro Showcasing Life, Society, And Human Quirks

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Fails, Funny

“A Combination No One Has Ever Wanted”: 66 Times Designers And Engineers Messed Up So Bad, They Got Shamed Online

50 Best Comics By Dan Piraro Showcasing Life, Society, And Human Quirks

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“The Divorce Effect”: 43 Before And After Photos From People Whose Divorce Was The Best Thing That Happened To Them

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85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees

Been in IT for about 15 years. Was not trained on most of what I do. Most has been training myself and trial by fire

83 Times Animals Showed Off Their Charm And Brightened People's Days

OMG!

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees

We had a saying in the AF Hospital. "The only thing different between the 4Cs and their patients is their badge."

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David Paterson • commented on 9 posts 9 hours ago

50 Best Comics By Dan Piraro Showcasing Life, Society, And Human Quirks

I didn't see this coming!

50 Best Comics By Dan Piraro Showcasing Life, Society, And Human Quirks

A date with death.

50 Best Comics By Dan Piraro Showcasing Life, Society, And Human Quirks

I didn't see this coming!

50 Best Comics By Dan Piraro Showcasing Life, Society, And Human Quirks

A date with death.

73 Wedding Photos That Are So Wrong They Became Legendary

Comedy gold.

73 Wedding Photos That Are So Wrong They Became Legendary

That's awful. I like it.

50 Ignorant Comments By Americans That Deserved Some Gentle European Roasting

I got into a lot of argument over whether Wales is a country. Or whether the UK is a country.

50 Ignorant Comments By Americans That Deserved Some Gentle European Roasting

I don't know about other British people, but I lived a year in London and the language you meet on the streets of London is definitely not English.

83 Times Animals Showed Off Their Charm And Brightened People's Days

Good quality genuine photos of the Vaquita are difficult to get.

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees

That helps. Anybody that has cured themselves is qualified to cure other people with the same problem.

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees

I discovered as a young engineer that "polishing plans" for a one-off project is a horrible waste of time. Field fixes do the job better, and very much faster.

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David Paterson • submitted a new post 3 weeks ago

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This Cartoonist Explores The Absurdly Thin Line Between Genius And Stupidity. An Interview With The Cartoonist. 11 Cartoons.

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David Paterson • commented on 9 posts 9 hours ago

50 Best Comics By Dan Piraro Showcasing Life, Society, And Human Quirks

I didn't see this coming!

50 Best Comics By Dan Piraro Showcasing Life, Society, And Human Quirks

A date with death.

73 Wedding Photos That Are So Wrong They Became Legendary

Comedy gold.

73 Wedding Photos That Are So Wrong They Became Legendary

That's awful. I like it.

50 Ignorant Comments By Americans That Deserved Some Gentle European Roasting

I got into a lot of argument over whether Wales is a country. Or whether the UK is a country.

50 Ignorant Comments By Americans That Deserved Some Gentle European Roasting

I don't know about other British people, but I lived a year in London and the language you meet on the streets of London is definitely not English.

83 Times Animals Showed Off Their Charm And Brightened People's Days

Good quality genuine photos of the Vaquita are difficult to get.

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees

That helps. Anybody that has cured themselves is qualified to cure other people with the same problem.

85 Facts And Secrets About Various Jobs, Shared By The Employees

I discovered as a young engineer that "polishing plans" for a one-off project is a horrible waste of time. Field fixes do the job better, and very much faster.

David Paterson • commented on 11 posts 1 day ago

“Seal Breaks Into New Zealand Home”: 61 Unhinged Incidents That Made It Into The News

Due to normal breeding practices, sheep bred for wool now weigh more than twice as much as they did 100 years ago.

“Seal Breaks Into New Zealand Home”: 61 Unhinged Incidents That Made It Into The News

The most recent cars do read road speed signs, sometimes incorrectly.

“Seal Breaks Into New Zealand Home”: 61 Unhinged Incidents That Made It Into The News

I've come across a couple of kleptomaniac nurses, but this is ridiculous.

“Seal Breaks Into New Zealand Home”: 61 Unhinged Incidents That Made It Into The News

The best argument against trusting Churchill with anything is reading his diaries.

This Photographer Captures Real-Life Visual Jokes On The Street (50 Pics)

Welcome to Australia.

34 Hilariously Clever One-Panel Comics By Mark Anderson (New Pics)

I bet this actually happened

34 Hilariously Clever One-Panel Comics By Mark Anderson (New Pics)

Nice one!

34 Hilariously Clever One-Panel Comics By Mark Anderson (New Pics)

The page turner is the most underappreciated concert performer.

34 Hilariously Clever One-Panel Comics By Mark Anderson (New Pics)

From Disney Fantasia - scary.

34 Hilariously Clever One-Panel Comics By Mark Anderson (New Pics)

This probably actually happened.

79 Hilariously Spot-On Therapy Memes

Believe it or not, that's good advice.

David Paterson • upvoted 20 items 11 hours ago

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50 Best Comics By Dan Piraro Showcasing Life, Society, And Human Quirks

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50 Best Comics By Dan Piraro Showcasing Life, Society, And Human Quirks

Very clever

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73 Wedding Photos That Are So Wrong They Became Legendary

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