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David Paterson • commented on 8 posts 12 hours ago

75 Fascinating Vintage Products That Were The Jam Back In The Day, But Now Look Odd

"Respect" is just a euphemism for "fear". Always. Never fear a meltdown.

75 Fascinating Vintage Products That Were The Jam Back In The Day, But Now Look Odd

I have a beautiful little book on Taxidermy. Turn your dead fish into wind chimes, your dog into a TV remote holder. The book is called "get stuffed".

75 Fascinating Vintage Products That Were The Jam Back In The Day, But Now Look Odd

Cheaper ones of a similar style were popular in Japan after the Fukushima tsunami.

75 Fascinating Vintage Products That Were The Jam Back In The Day, But Now Look Odd

The precursor of "Philippino brides".

75 Fascinating Vintage Products That Were The Jam Back In The Day, But Now Look Odd

Better than magnesium sulfate. Which would work the same but tastes awful.

75 Fascinating Vintage Products That Were The Jam Back In The Day, But Now Look Odd

If your supermarket is within quad bike range, yes.

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David Paterson • upvoted 14 items 12 hours ago

75 Fascinating Vintage Products That Were The Jam Back In The Day, But Now Look Odd

"Respect" is just a euphemism for "fear". Always. Never fear a meltdown.

Midwest Is Not For Everyone As These 50 Hilariously Spot-On Memes Show

Strangely attractive

75 Fascinating Vintage Products That Were The Jam Back In The Day, But Now Look Odd

"Respect" is just a euphemism for "fear". Always. Never fear a meltdown.

Midwest Is Not For Everyone As These 50 Hilariously Spot-On Memes Show

Strangely attractive

75 Fascinating Vintage Products That Were The Jam Back In The Day, But Now Look Odd

I have a beautiful little book on Taxidermy. Turn your dead fish into wind chimes, your dog into a TV remote holder. The book is called "get stuffed".

Midwest Is Not For Everyone As These 50 Hilariously Spot-On Memes Show

67°F is 19½°C. I prefer it a degree or so warmer.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

When you know you're talking BS, it's easier not to be hurt when people disagree

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

I've worked every shift that ever existed. My circadian rhythms are Stravinskyesque. Musicians will get it

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

I always feel more like crawling under my desk and assuming the fetal position.

Funny, Memes

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Hey, we're supposed to get 2nd and 3rd opinions for our health and come to a decision. Getting advice from others is like reading movie reviews, but the ultimate decision is ours.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

You mumble, thank you, and run away.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Unfortunately that was every day…

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Oh, wow! Hey, thanks, cause that bit of sage wisdom never, ever occurred to me.

Funny, Memes

Midwest Is Not For Everyone As These 50 Hilariously Spot-On Memes Show

Curiosities

"Frick. That. Place": 45 Times Folks Realized They Might Be In A Cult

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David Paterson • upvoted 5 items 1 day ago

Couples, Relationships

20 Celebrity Couples Were Never Supposed To Last But They Did

Genius Country-Level Decisions That Made People Stop and Admire (New Pics)

Quite the opposite. Kangaroos love the introduced grasses from overseas. The native grasses are not nearly as nice. Grey kangaroos will abandon the forest to feed on lawns at dawn and dusk.

Couples, Relationships

20 Celebrity Couples Were Never Supposed To Last But They Did

Genius Country-Level Decisions That Made People Stop and Admire (New Pics)

Quite the opposite. Kangaroos love the introduced grasses from overseas. The native grasses are not nearly as nice. Grey kangaroos will abandon the forest to feed on lawns at dawn and dusk.

35 Americans Share The Good Things Happening In The U.S. That No One Talks About

If I may add one. Air pollution, water pollution and soil pollution levels are at an all-time low all across America and are still dropping.

50 Funny Memes To Remind You How Awesome Cats Are

And darnit, people like me!

Funny, Memes

50 Funny Memes To Remind You How Awesome Cats Are

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David Paterson • commented on 13 posts 1 day ago

Genius Country-Level Decisions That Made People Stop and Admire (New Pics)

Quite the opposite. Kangaroos love the introduced grasses from overseas. The native grasses are not nearly as nice. Grey kangaroos will abandon the forest to feed on lawns at dawn and dusk.

35 Americans Share The Good Things Happening In The U.S. That No One Talks About

If I may add one. Air pollution, water pollution and soil pollution levels are at an all-time low all across America and are still dropping.

Genius Country-Level Decisions That Made People Stop and Admire (New Pics)

Quite the opposite. Kangaroos love the introduced grasses from overseas. The native grasses are not nearly as nice. Grey kangaroos will abandon the forest to feed on lawns at dawn and dusk.

35 Americans Share The Good Things Happening In The U.S. That No One Talks About

If I may add one. Air pollution, water pollution and soil pollution levels are at an all-time low all across America and are still dropping.

35 Americans Share The Good Things Happening In The U.S. That No One Talks About

True!

50 Facts About Female Bodies That Women Wish They Had Learned About As Teens

Correction. "Were/are mainly tested on rats and therefore developed for rats". Not that it makes much difference.

50 Funny Memes To Remind You How Awesome Cats Are

I don't think it's overfeeding. I think it's metabolic.

39 Unhinged Things People Did In Public That Will Probably Make You Skip Lunch

Tim Brooke-Taylor from the Goodies?

39 Unhinged Things People Did In Public That Will Probably Make You Skip Lunch

Restaurant music can be so loud and obnoxious. Yes I have asked an owner to turn it down for me. Yes, he did. A pity I can't also tell drunk patrons with screaming children to also turn it down.

50 Hilarious Memes That Prove That Eastern Europe Just Hits Differently (New Pics)

How much reality and how much stereotype? Perhaps it doesn't matter.

50 Hilarious Memes That Prove That Eastern Europe Just Hits Differently (New Pics)

Reading the last rites?

50 Hilarious Memes That Prove That Eastern Europe Just Hits Differently (New Pics)

This is awesome! In western countries this would be worth $10,000.

50 Hilarious Memes That Prove That Eastern Europe Just Hits Differently (New Pics)

Why don't we have this more often?

50 Hilarious Memes That Prove That Eastern Europe Just Hits Differently (New Pics)

Just good old fog. Now, if the sky was brown, or green ...

50 Cursed Photos From History

OK, the past is definitely weirder than the future.

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David Paterson • submitted a new post 2 weeks ago

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This Cartoonist Explores The Absurdly Thin Line Between Genius And Stupidity. An Interview With The Cartoonist. 11 Cartoons.

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David Paterson • commented on 8 posts 12 hours ago

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

I get it.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

I have a name for people who have got it all together. I call them "us wholes".

75 Fascinating Vintage Products That Were The Jam Back In The Day, But Now Look Odd

"Respect" is just a euphemism for "fear". Always. Never fear a meltdown.

75 Fascinating Vintage Products That Were The Jam Back In The Day, But Now Look Odd

I have a beautiful little book on Taxidermy. Turn your dead fish into wind chimes, your dog into a TV remote holder. The book is called "get stuffed".

75 Fascinating Vintage Products That Were The Jam Back In The Day, But Now Look Odd

Cheaper ones of a similar style were popular in Japan after the Fukushima tsunami.

75 Fascinating Vintage Products That Were The Jam Back In The Day, But Now Look Odd

The precursor of "Philippino brides".

75 Fascinating Vintage Products That Were The Jam Back In The Day, But Now Look Odd

Better than magnesium sulfate. Which would work the same but tastes awful.

75 Fascinating Vintage Products That Were The Jam Back In The Day, But Now Look Odd

If your supermarket is within quad bike range, yes.

David Paterson • commented on 12 posts 1 day ago

Genius Country-Level Decisions That Made People Stop and Admire (New Pics)

Quite the opposite. Kangaroos love the introduced grasses from overseas. The native grasses are not nearly as nice. Grey kangaroos will abandon the forest to feed on lawns at dawn and dusk.

35 Americans Share The Good Things Happening In The U.S. That No One Talks About

If I may add one. Air pollution, water pollution and soil pollution levels are at an all-time low all across America and are still dropping.

35 Americans Share The Good Things Happening In The U.S. That No One Talks About

True!

50 Facts About Female Bodies That Women Wish They Had Learned About As Teens

Correction. "Were/are mainly tested on rats and therefore developed for rats". Not that it makes much difference.

50 Funny Memes To Remind You How Awesome Cats Are

I don't think it's overfeeding. I think it's metabolic.

39 Unhinged Things People Did In Public That Will Probably Make You Skip Lunch

Tim Brooke-Taylor from the Goodies?

39 Unhinged Things People Did In Public That Will Probably Make You Skip Lunch

Restaurant music can be so loud and obnoxious. Yes I have asked an owner to turn it down for me. Yes, he did. A pity I can't also tell drunk patrons with screaming children to also turn it down.

50 Hilarious Memes That Prove That Eastern Europe Just Hits Differently (New Pics)

How much reality and how much stereotype? Perhaps it doesn't matter.

50 Hilarious Memes That Prove That Eastern Europe Just Hits Differently (New Pics)

Reading the last rites?

50 Hilarious Memes That Prove That Eastern Europe Just Hits Differently (New Pics)

This is awesome! In western countries this would be worth $10,000.

50 Hilarious Memes That Prove That Eastern Europe Just Hits Differently (New Pics)

Why don't we have this more often?

50 Hilarious Memes That Prove That Eastern Europe Just Hits Differently (New Pics)

Just good old fog. Now, if the sky was brown, or green ...

David Paterson • upvoted 20 items 13 hours ago

Funny, Memes

Midwest Is Not For Everyone As These 50 Hilariously Spot-On Memes Show

Strangely attractive

Midwest Is Not For Everyone As These 50 Hilariously Spot-On Memes Show

67°F is 19½°C. I prefer it a degree or so warmer.

Funny-Midwestern-Memes

Curiosities

"Frick. That. Place": 45 Times Folks Realized They Might Be In A Cult

Couples, Relationships

20 Celebrity Couples Were Never Supposed To Last But They Did

Denzel And Pauletta Washington

Martin And Janet Sheen

Rita Wilson And Tom Hanks

Alan Alda And Arlene Alda

Kurt Russell And Goldie Hawn

Michael Caine And Shakira Baksh

Ron And Cheryl Howard

Funny, Memes

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Hey, we're supposed to get 2nd and 3rd opinions for our health and come to a decision. Getting advice from others is like reading movie reviews, but the ultimate decision is ours.

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

I've worked every shift that ever existed. My circadian rhythms are Stravinskyesque. Musicians will get it

Curiosities

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

When you know you're talking BS, it's easier not to be hurt when people disagree

Curiosities

50 Hilarious Posts For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

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