I Drew 35 Cartoons That Are Too Relevant To Anyone Who Likes Alcohol, Sex And Being An Idiot

When a woman finds a fashion designer or brand that puts decent pockets on skirts or pants we let EVERYONE know. Same with comfy bras that support.

Usually we don't get pockets at all, just fake ones that LOOK like a pocket is there but don't have a friggin pocket!

IYes! I need my damn pockets!

Combined with back-pockets that STILL won't fit a cell phone. There's no way to not carry a purse.

This is when clothing companies don't think about their costumers.

Haha, especially true in open space office - the yellow slice is even smaller then.

Depending on where you are, such as jogging, you can be marked as an easy prey, assumed to be unaware of your environment with earbuds in.

A girl in the office does just that.

Because I forget I have them in

hit the nail on the head

Or only pot

Born n raised in California....had this dream....but it was quickly squashed....was brain washed into thinking, everywhere real estate was this high and I needed to make 60$ an hour to by a house but then realized that a huge portion of the USA you can buy a house for a few thousand and making 15$ an hour is like making 60$ an hour when your not paying 80% of your pay on rent/mortgage...even making minimum wage you can own a house...Just gotta get out of the California mentality...I live in what they call the "hood" but can still leave my doors unlocked and valuables in the yard...

Nope, the biggest fear is no longer being useful. 😢 (Sorry, so serious)

Who says you have to? I'm quite sure I simply am who I am. If they don't like it, good. More for us.

I can relate. Whenever I visited my Brother (when the kids were little) my Sis-in-Law would always feed me veggies I did not like, knowing I would not dare complain in front of the little ones, because I was a responsible Adult. LOL

so true!

Having to be a responsible adult in front of my child.

Toys, dog beds....

Nope...just the tuna.

scratching post furniture

Of course it's a pie chart.

accurate

I've never figured it out- How does this happen? It's like those moving rocks in the desert. No one ever sees them move.

So true, its all bundled up&tied in knots

Nikola Tesla is rolling in his grave.

11:30 - headphones 11:31 - tangled headphones Never again - untangled headphones

Clinking their damn dish when they eat and chewing with their mouth open

Between racists and chewers should be the people who stomp-walk, instead of normal stepping. (Excluding any with medical reason)

THIS! Good grief, people! Pleasepleaseplease close your mouth when chewing. Although, t's even worse when you are in a grocery line, and the person behind you starts 'smackin' away'-and you are stuck...grrr...hearing every, single smack & chomp...

Its strange that we have places people eat together in public, but defecate in private. I mean THANK GOD, but the eating is pretty disturbing too. Maybe restaurants need booths with latched doors...and, though I am a man, I would rather eat in the women's section...seriously.

I can't do this any more.

How about folding fitted bed sheets? Oh, the horror!

Especially with your cat on the sheet attempting to help you put the sheet on

Nothing like attempting to put on bed sheets when the bed is against a wall

I did all three of those yesterday!

I think this person is talking about doing them all simultaneously.

Let's not forget growing the wrong way round on a really small lower jaw so that they need to be removed and having one with roots hooking the inferior dental artery, so that the surgery will last 6 hours due to the profuse bleeding, necessitate the intervention of three dental surgeons and end up with them having to cut the offending tooth to pieces in situ with dental saws... Needles to say, by the end the effect of the aesthetic was long gone and they wouldn't add more due to fears of anesthetic toxicity... It was an absolute joy, let me tell you. And to add insult to injury, it completely changed the profile of my jaw (necessitating new IDs) and to this day I can dislocate it really easily.