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I Drew 35 Cartoons That Are Too Relevant To Anyone Who Likes Alcohol, Sex And Being An Idiot
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I draw the stupid things that happen to me.
Most of the inspiration for them comes from me and my mates on a night out and fortunately for me, they are degenerates and are really easy to write about.
See below.
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When you have enough experience, you learn that you're going to wing it, and that (almost) everybody does! :)
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Also a source of humorous videos of people under sedation after they've been removed.
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This ain't right. I'm 44 and have the same ammount of sex than in my 20's... none :(
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Here's the progression of events: 1. Dinner Maker (DM) starts off telling Dinner Eaters (DE) that dinner is ready WHEN it's ready. DE tell DM "I'll be out in a few minutes." FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, DE finally come out to eat, and complain that the food is cold. 2. DM gives verbal updates: "Dinner will be ready in 10 minutes." DE fail to wrap up what they're doing, and are still 10 minutes late. Microwave Battle Royale ensues. 3. In an effort to get everyone fed in a timely manner, DM straight up lies about dinner being ready, people actually come out right away, complain to DM for the next 10 minutes that they're hungry, and attack the casserole dish like a pack of starving wolverines when it comes out of the oven. But hey, the food isn't cold! 4. DM cycles among scenarios 1-3 for the next several years until becoming inured to the surrounding DE pathos, finally says "screw it," and fixes her own plate and starts eating without 'em. The End :)
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I say something, then 30 seconds later 'why did I say that I could've said this' and then never let it go
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Or to rinse off sweat after a nasty hit and humid day, like today. XP
What do you think ?
A few small smiles in a sea of big fat MEH.
A looooot of there are about drinking... I sense a pattern here :'D
Just a British thing :)
I think this girl needs to set some goals besides drinking and f'ing.
So you missed the self portrait HE did showing his penis?
A few small smiles in a sea of big fat MEH.
A looooot of there are about drinking... I sense a pattern here :'D
Just a British thing :)
I think this girl needs to set some goals besides drinking and f'ing.
So you missed the self portrait HE did showing his penis?