I Drew 35 Cartoons That Are Too Relevant To Anyone Who Likes Alcohol, Sex And Being An Idiot

If we get pockets at all.

Phones are getting bigger yet women's pockets are getting smaller. Sort that s**t out!!!!

Women USED to have decent pockets, and those of us who are old enough to remember think fondly of those days. The best explanation I've heard for the wimpy girl pockets is that designers wanted to find a way to sell more totes and handbags, so they created the need while offering the "official" explanation that smaller pockets are "more slimming."

Yes! Pockets! I don't want to carry my c**p in a purse! I want pockets!!

Wait! This is a thing! Screw that...no wonder I'm always carrying my wife stuff.

Men's pockets are 3 meters?...Not even in the NBA!

They're designed that way to make women carry purses as opposed to simply putting s**t into your pockets. I hate pants shopping....

I never knew that men's trousers have pockets three metres deep !

*shops in the mens department* EVERYTHING IS MORE COMFORTABLE AND MUCH MORE PRACTICAL!!!!!!

Maybe because many girls cut the long pants and transform them into hot short pants?

This is one of my pet peeves!

I have some pants that don't have front pockets.

I have never understood the jeans pocket thing. Old Navy has great women's jeans... but the pockets are definitely like this drawing!

Sadly some women preferred fashion than comfort.

3m meters is pretty hyperbole but I get the concept.

Great excuse to make him pay----I have no pockets for my money

You definitely buy the wrong pants...

Women with male partners found a way around that - they just make him carry all her stuff in his pockets too ;-)

Doesn't the pocket size have something to do with the amount of material between the legs? That way it would make sense why men automatically get larger ones.

We need to scratch our balls.

Whatever. I don't want big pockets on my jeans. My man carries his phone, keys, knife, etc. in his jeans. I don't.

I must be a traitor to my own kind, but what do women need pockets for? Don't most women love to lug a handbag around? I carry a clutch, dont use pockets and I get on just fine?

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This is only inequality if your oppressive husband is buying your pants for you. If you buy your own pants, take responsibility for *your choice* to buy tight pants that have no room for pockets that would ruin the look. YOU chose fashion over utility. The fact that stores keep carrying pocket-less pants is because other women make the same choice. If I'm wrong, then create a damn line of women's pants with deep pockets. If you're right, you'll make a fortune.

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well we need somewhere to put the money we throw at you (;

Yup!!

Too funny!

When you have enough experience, you learn that you're going to wing it, and that (almost) everybody does! :)

What are dreamies and where can I buy some?

I hate this so much!

The smacking of a banana being eaten close-by in a quiet room is hands down the worst thing a human being can hear. Their mouth opening at all except for the entering of more banana should be legal grounds for murder.

What's so challenging about boiling rice?

Also a source of humorous videos of people under sedation after they've been removed.

Also snapping your fingers at the bartender.

Stage 4: text my ex

This ain't right. I'm 44 and have the same ammount of sex than in my 20's... none :(

Or unusually tall person.

Here's the progression of events: 1. Dinner Maker (DM) starts off telling Dinner Eaters (DE) that dinner is ready WHEN it's ready. DE tell DM "I'll be out in a few minutes." FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, DE finally come out to eat, and complain that the food is cold. 2. DM gives verbal updates: "Dinner will be ready in 10 minutes." DE fail to wrap up what they're doing, and are still 10 minutes late. Microwave Battle Royale ensues. 3. In an effort to get everyone fed in a timely manner, DM straight up lies about dinner being ready, people actually come out right away, complain to DM for the next 10 minutes that they're hungry, and attack the casserole dish like a pack of starving wolverines when it comes out of the oven. But hey, the food isn't cold! 4. DM cycles among scenarios 1-3 for the next several years until becoming inured to the surrounding DE pathos, finally says "screw it," and fixes her own plate and starts eating without 'em. The End :)

I say something, then 30 seconds later 'why did I say that I could've said this' and then never let it go

My Dad does similar with biscuits, he leaves just one.

So, fricking true

And there’s that guy on the floor who passed out from drinking

Or to rinse off sweat after a nasty hit and humid day, like today. XP

It's because you're still drunk when you wake up.

True, true

YES!!!! I love GIN!!!!

Hahaha

What is that right above his belt buckle?

Same here, no one else is ever on my phone, people just know not to touch 🤔

Damn I just developed a taste for Brandy, I am too young to die.

other *boy

Well then

True, true

Oh boy