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I Drew 35 Cartoons That Are Too Relevant To Anyone Who Likes Alcohol, Sex And Being An Idiot
I draw the stupid things that happen to me.
Most of the inspiration for them comes from me and my mates on a night out and fortunately for me, they are degenerates and are really easy to write about.
See below.
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When you have enough experience, you learn that you're going to wing it, and that (almost) everybody does! :)
Never have yet found an easy and right way to fold these fitted sheets. I've given up and bought standard flat sheets. At least these fold neatly and don't take up as much space in the linen closet.
Load More Replies...Especially with your cat on the sheet attempting to help you put the sheet on
It's really hard cos it doesn't always melt so your tryna spread and just end up making whole in the tost
Load More Replies...Nothing like attempting to put on bed sheets when the bed is against a wall
OMG, I was on the phone with my friend and she managed to fail at making rice. She managed to make porridge consistency rice. It was soooooooooo gross.
I tell you, getting a rice cooker is the best tool! Got one that is only 6 cups, and I’ll do rice, add proteins when it’s almost done with the rice, veggies, sauces, and then it’s like a one pot deal, but the rice is cooked perfectly! If you do Bed bath and beyond, use a coupon and you save bucks!
anyone that has an asian background already has a rice cooker literally a 5 year old could do it
Also a source of humorous videos of people under sedation after they've been removed.
This ain't right. I'm 44 and have the same ammount of sex than in my 20's... none :(
Here's the progression of events: 1. Dinner Maker (DM) starts off telling Dinner Eaters (DE) that dinner is ready WHEN it's ready. DE tell DM "I'll be out in a few minutes." FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, DE finally come out to eat, and complain that the food is cold. 2. DM gives verbal updates: "Dinner will be ready in 10 minutes." DE fail to wrap up what they're doing, and are still 10 minutes late. Microwave Battle Royale ensues. 3. In an effort to get everyone fed in a timely manner, DM straight up lies about dinner being ready, people actually come out right away, complain to DM for the next 10 minutes that they're hungry, and attack the casserole dish like a pack of starving wolverines when it comes out of the oven. But hey, the food isn't cold! 4. DM cycles among scenarios 1-3 for the next several years until becoming inured to the surrounding DE pathos, finally says "screw it," and fixes her own plate and starts eating without 'em. The End :)
I say something, then 30 seconds later 'why did I say that I could've said this' and then never let it go
Same here, no one else is ever on my phone, people just know not to touch 🤔