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'Premium Dad Jokes' is a Facebook page dedicated to the art of cheesy, pun-filled humor. With 735,000 followers, it regularly delivers concentrated doses of cringe that make you groan, but at the same time, the page’s lightheartedness can also put a smile on your face.

It's a perfect combo to get into the mood for the upcoming weekend. Some people might dismiss dad jokes as uncool or outdated, but their enduring popularity suggests that there is something endearing about them. So continue scrolling, and let's see if you can find it!

#1

Swearbirds! We Don't Know This Charity...but I'm Sure They Have At Least 1 Swearbird!

Text joke about a zoo business idea involving swearing parrots and a beer garden, referencing dad jokes humor.

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Libstak
Community Member
3 years ago

Yessssss

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    #2

    No More Going To The Dispensary Before Labeling Spices

    Spice jars labeled with dad jokes: "I Beg Ur Parsley," "Kinda A Big Dill," "Oregano Gangsta," and "It's Go Thyme."

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ground control to Major Ram ;)

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    Interestingly, dad jokes might actually be good for kids.

    Marc Hye-Knudsen, a researcher of humor and lab manager at Aarhus University’s Cognition and Behavior Laboratory in Denmark, wrote in the British Psychological Society's journal that they are important to help the little ones learn to accept that embarrassment.

    "At first blush, fathers’ more aggressive style of physical play and their teasing style of humor with their children might seem cruel, but that would be missing the point," Hye-Knudsen explained. "By continually pushing and challenging their children, fathers’ style of rough-and-tumble play supports their children’s physical and cognitive development in important ways while teaching them to regulate their behaviors and emotions."

    #3

    Ouch!

    Dad jokes snacks arranged humorously with labels: "Tender Balls," "Nutless Buddy," "No More Kids," "Unlimited Creme Pies."

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    Peppy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Your wife’s got some balls to make those jokes

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    #4

    Lol

    Texting about distinguishing real vs. fake Jordans with humorous logo comparison.

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Im crying here...

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    #5

    Great Idea!

    Funeral card with a funny message, "Let's Keep In Touch!" alongside a Ouija board image, reminiscent of dad jokes humor.

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
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    3 years ago

    I think I should do the same for my funeral, it would be fun

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    "Ideally, fathers’ rougher style of joking fulfills a similar function: by teasingly striking at their children’s egos and emotions without teetering over into bullying, fathers build their children’s resilience and train them to withstand minor attacks and bouts of negative emotion without getting worked up or acting out, teaching them impulse control and emotional regulation," the researcher said.

    In light of this, Hye-Knudsen thinks it is worth considering dad jokes as a pedagogical tool that may serve a beneficial function for the very children who roll their eyes at them. 

    #6

    Ouch

    Text meme with a dad joke about deodorant application mishap for humor.

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    JoTheLizard
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Whoa whoa whoa there sir

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    #7

    No Pain, No Gain

    Muscle anatomy diagram with a humorous dad joke about exercise and skin removal highlighted in a Facebook comment.

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    NickTheDuck
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    nobody: Colossal titan

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    #8

    Lucky

    Grown men riding big wheels at night on a street, humorously capturing the essence of dad jokes.

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    Billie Templeton
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is awesome

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    "Telling their children jokes that are so bad that they’re embarrassing, fathers may push their children’s limits for how much embarrassment they can handle," Hye-Knudsen said.

    "They show their children that embarrassment isn’t fatal. For a child who is approaching or has entered adolescence, which appears to be a sensitive period for sociocultural processing, this is an immensely valuable lesson. In this sense, dad jokes may have a positive ... effect, toughening up the kids who are begrudgingly exposed to them."

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    #9

    Makes Sense

    Text conversation ending with a dad joke sandwich image, humorously misunderstood request.

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    Olive Harper
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I doubt she could have made that "standwich" in less than a minute. Look at the time the text were sent

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    #10

    Genius!

    Cubicle humor: office space with a moose head, window mural, and miniature fireplace decor for a dad joke twist.

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    Widdershins66
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The "opened window" looks lovely and restful. Mindfulness? Only thing missing is a cozy bed 🛌😴

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    #11

    It's True

    Crow with humorous dad joke about crowbars, making a playful pun with a colorful background.

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    Vivian Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Took me longer than it should have to get it lol

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    For this reason, Hye-Knudsen suggests that dad jokes are perfectly suited to our era. "In contemporary Western culture, which rewards individualism over traditional conformity, it’s a boon to be able to withstand the short-term embarrassment that comes from violating social norms in order to stand by one’s authentic self despite external social pressure."

    #12

    This Made Me Laugh Way Too Hard!

    Dad joke about taxes using M&M's to humorously explain them to a child.

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    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Unless he has a whole LOT of M&Ms. In which case, you give him other people's M&Ms.

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    #13

    Cute

    Building inspector dad joke about a child's imaginative floor being lava, highlighting humor in parenting.

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    NickTheDuck
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    better report to OSHA and market on OF as NSFW.

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    #14

    Yeah It Does!

    Text of a dad joke about grape soda tasting like purple.

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    ThatOmniCapybara(she/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Too true! I wonder... what do other colors taste like? edit: this comment got a LOT more replies and upvotes than I expected. I upvoted all your replies

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    #15

    The Worthy Will Know...this Is A Horse

    Hands holding two halves of a coconut shell, resembling classic dad joke humor.

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    Trevor Dalley
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hopalong Cassidy on the radio, early fifties!

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    "Dad jokes resemble the rough-and-tumble play that fathers have instinctively been moved to engage their children in since before the dawn of our species, without knowing the important function that such roughhousing plays in their children’s development," the researcher continued.

    "Among non-human primates, fathers also love playing rough with their offspring. While dad jokes are ideally suited to [contemporary life] and the distinctly modern father figure, the phenomenon thus builds on inclinations that go back literally millions of years."

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    #16

    Truth

    Woman choosing shampoo; man considering 6-in-1 shampoo in store. A typical dad joke comparison.

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    NickTheDuck
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    dont forget motor oil!

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    #17

    Zero

    A dad joke about cake and pie, playing on words with "sin" and "pi" for humorous effect.

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    MadamGreenIce
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    🤣

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    #18

    Truth

    Man in hospital bed with bandage and oxygen, illustrating a humorous take on dad jokes.

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    Widdershins66
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yup, 'Tis true x

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    #19

    But For Real

    Family gathered around a bedridden man reading a ticket, caption jokes about possible benefit fraud.

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    BEATRICE SIEGEL
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Wink face if your Dad has said this ;)

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    The term dad joke made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary in 2019 with the definition, “a wholesome joke of the type said to be told by fathers with a punchline that is often an obvious or predictable pun or play on words and usually judged to be endearingly corny or unfunny.”

    And thanks to pages like 'Premium Dad Jokes', the best ones will live on the internet for future generations as well.

    #20

    And Weigh The Same As A Duck!

    Apples floating in water with text above, and a medieval crowd below, capturing a dad joke theme.

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    Beetlejuice
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I see Monty Python, I upvote.

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    #21

    Great Idea

    Dad joke about OnlyFans and OSHA violations posted on social media.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The horror!

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    #22

    Those Kids Will Now Have To Watch The Die Hard Series Of Great Christmas Movies

    Funny dad joke about a cowboy game leading to an accidental phrase completion on Twitter.

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    my name
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The greatest Christmas movie of all time!

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    #23

    Lol

    A dad joke about showing hands to a dog like a blackjack dealer written on a yellow background.

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    kate h
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hahahahaha - I totally do this! And my dog understands!!!!

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    #24

    Awkward

    Modern cruise ship humorously compared to the sea, referencing dad jokes.

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    Zane Lumagrowl
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Did you know? The pool on the Titanic is still full of water after all this time!

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    #25

    Could Be Cookies. Could Be Sewing Supplies

    Dad joke about cookie tins in a store, featuring a humorous sign with a sale offer.

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    Minty mosasaurus
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It might hurt to eat the needles that I’m convinced are in there

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    #26

    Haha

    Three people react humorously to a misinterpretation about car racers in this dad joke.

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    Indecisive_Bee
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Oh- 😂

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    #27

    Haha

    Characters in desert scene exchange dad joke about Earth's water and carbonation.

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    Widdershins66
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Doh! Lol

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    #28

    Truth

    Car gear shift humor, highlighting the confusion between radio and gear controls as a dad joke.

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    Vivian Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The music is too lou- *crash*

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    #29

    Mocktopus

    Marine biology dad joke about octopus color-changing humor.

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    magix (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Professor: get out

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    #30

    C'mon, People!

    God and angel discussing almond milk in a dad joke meme; puzzled expression from God below.

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    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    WELL WHO MADE IT SO THAT I COULDN'T PROPERLY DIGEST THE ANIMAL MILK, HUH?!

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    #31

    Truth

    Man displaying his arm with text joke about dad tattoo, highlighting dad jokes humor.

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    oh...? Oh ! Ooooooh :(

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    #32

    Haha

    Therapist tells a joke about the Backstreet Boys, and the patient screams in response; a classic dad joke.

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    magix (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    AINT NOTHIN BUT A HEARTBREAK

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    #33

    Omg

    A dad joke about a magician making tea disappear, from a Facebook page known for funny puns.

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    Olive Harper
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Took me a minute

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    #34

    Lol

    Sideways photo on wall looks like a humorous optical illusion, resembling a person flying with a child.

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    the engineer 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    mine

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    #35

    Then Later Find Out It Wasn't The Bolt You Needed To Loosen

    Humorous dad jokes about tool expectations and their outcomes in a series of images.

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    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Should've started with the WD40.

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    #36

    Just Wanted To Air It Out

    Car transporting a large greenhouse frame on top, exemplifying a classic dad joke scenario about saving on shipping costs.

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    Silvermidnight
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    *takes notes*

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    #37

    Indeed

    Woman humorously pouring cooking oil into a car, illustrating a classic dad joke.

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    Widdershins66
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The dude's incredulous stance lol

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    #38

    "They Still Have Some Life Left In 'Em!"

    Worn-out shirt and boxers humorously depict dad jokes on clothing expectations.

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    Joe Publique
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Also, turn them inside-out. Get another 2 days. :)

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    #39

    "Just To Make Sure It's There"

    Doctor delivering a dad joke about an X-Ray with a humorous twist, in a hospital setting.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Kinda tired of the blonde stereotype but still funny anyway

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    #40

    Yesss

    Dad joke on a Facebook page about pricey hamburgers, light fixture, metal stool, and restaurant interior with lit "EAT" sign.

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yep these type of eateries pop up, fail and shut down sooooo regularly

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    #41

    Yep!

    Yep!

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    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Love cats being "helpful"

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    #42

    Right... I Meant To Do That

    Right... I Meant To Do That

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    liam mckirdy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    that fells to intentional

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    #43

    Oh...that's Nice!

    Oh...that's Nice!

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    Cassie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    In small print at the bottom, it should say, "Some assembly required".

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    #44

    Hahahaha

    Hahahaha

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Nah man, see me? I'm a WILD cat. Come and go when I please. Yah, that kush job is cool, but are you free though? Like, truly free?

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    #45

    I’d Pay Good Money To Watch Two Rival Dads Square Off In The Mowing And BBQ Olympics

    I’d Pay Good Money To Watch Two Rival Dads Square Off In The Mowing And BBQ Olympics

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    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I've often said they need to make professional sports more challenging. Like, make the floor tilt up and down, or have trap doors that open suddenly over pits, or have lions jump out or something.

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    #46

    How Embarrassing

    How Embarrassing

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    Peppy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Splat the fluffy tailed rat

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    #47

    They Can Really Spread Out

    They Can Really Spread Out

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    everett
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    if its the size i liez

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    #48

    Boots With The Fur

    Boots With The Fur

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    Hello
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Boots with the fur

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    #49

    Logical

    Logical

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    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Personally, I bake my bacon. It doesn't splatter.

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    #50

    Perfect. No Notes

    Perfect. No Notes

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    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Looks like he got stabbed in the neck while taking a dump

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    #51

    Dually Noted!

    Dually Noted!

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    magix (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Barbarian and Druid

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    #52

    Fascinating

    Fascinating

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    giku T
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    sheldon vibes

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    #53

    This Is Me

    This Is Me

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    everett
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Same thing with my schoolwork

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    #54

    This Concludes Today's Geography Lesson

    This Concludes Today's Geography Lesson

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Couldn't understand so Islet a joint

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    #55

    I Actually Love Stupid Dogs. They Are Easier To Teach

    I Actually Love Stupid Dogs. They Are Easier To Teach

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    freakingbee (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    'cause dogs are cuter, duh

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    #56

    Seat's Taken!

    Seat's Taken!

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    Tom_Nook
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I can feel this photo.

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    #57

    Right?!

    Right?!

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    the engineer 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    im doing this next time i get pulled over

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    #58

    Haha

    Haha

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "We'd like a four bed detached house in the suburbs with a pool and 5 minutes from the shops, school and work. We've got £5.25p

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    #59

    Igloo

    Igloo

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    Silvermidnight
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is it bad that I like this?

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    #60

    Obo

    Obo

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    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I have 2 let sheep and they are silly enough to be game for this!

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    #61

    So Helpful

    So Helpful

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    Rosemary Janiak
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Awww

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    #62

    If It Don't Fit Don't Faucet

    If It Don't Fit Don't Faucet

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    NickTheDuck
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Scrat... NOOOOO

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    #63

    Perfect

    Perfect

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    Vivian Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    “Dont touch the thermostat” 🎶

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    #64

    Lol

    Lol

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    juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    but now his life's been cut into pieces!! and he's suffocating :((

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    #65

    Poor Gary

    Poor Gary

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What a slimey biitch

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    #66

    For Real

    For Real

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    Peppy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    He’s getting saucy

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    #67

    Lol

    Lol

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    #68

    I Had To Say This Out Loud To Really Appreciate It

    I Had To Say This Out Loud To Really Appreciate It

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I had to say 'Khakis' with an American accent to understand this.

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    #69

    And Maybe Get A Ride Back To The Station!

    And Maybe Get A Ride Back To The Station!

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    Wilf
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Don't F-16s carry air to ground missles though? Just saying...

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    #70

    Living Their Best Life

    Living Their Best Life

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    #71

    Hahahaha

    Hahahaha

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    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Someone else remembers So Fine! Underrated 80s comedy gem.

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    #72

    At Least He Knows What Lol - Lot's Of Love Is

    At Least He Knows What Lol - Lot's Of Love Is

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    giku T
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    if only one of u thought of using "quotation marks"..

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    #73

    *boop*

    *boop*

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    Jack Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Boop!

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    #74

    Nailed It!

    Nailed It!

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    Lathari
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The AI has escaped.

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    #75

    When The City Tries To Save Money And Orders From Wish

    When The City Tries To Save Money And Orders From Wish

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    Bananananana(He/Him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is it weired that I do this?

    #76

    We're Here To Serve

    We're Here To Serve

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    freakingbee (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    i need this!

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    #77

    Amen

    Amen

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    The voice of reason
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Amen from me too.

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    #78

    Lol

    Lol

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    tom tucker
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    the first planet express ship

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    #79

    Well... Not Anymore. Thanks Dawn!

    Well... Not Anymore. Thanks Dawn!

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    Bored&InSchool
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    YES WHO HAS A GREASY DUCK LIKE WHAT THE F|_|CK

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    #80

    Fact

    Fact

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    giku T
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    fabric softener math may be harder

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    #81

    The Irony

    The Irony

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    everett
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yes but no but yes but no

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    #82

    Hotdigity Dog!

    Hotdigity Dog!

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    Silvermidnight
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Banana for scale

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    #83

    Awkward

    Awkward

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    But they never had to go shopping with a cart with one wobbly wheel

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    #84

    Nice!

    Nice!

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Video and mono, only video no audio, only audio no video

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    #85

    "Hello, I'm Here To Talk To You About My Body's Extended Warranty"

    "Hello, I'm Here To Talk To You About My Body's Extended Warranty"

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
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    3 years ago

    Feel bad for the poor console, it looks terrified as well

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    #86

    Truth

    Truth

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    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    They might just mean it doesn't contain animal products like milk though (which is used in mashed potatoes where i come from)

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    #87

    Yuck

    Yuck

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Exactly

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    #88

    Why??

    Why??

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    everett
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Wee!

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    #89

    Facts

    Facts

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    Kitten Dog Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Same with me, only walking up a flight of stairs

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    #90

    Awkward

    Awkward

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    Veronica Vatter
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I firmly believe that Christmas in July is just when you manage to find all the presents you stuck in a "safe place"

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    #91

    Polka Hole

    Polka Hole

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    #92

    Genius

    Genius

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    everett
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    WHY

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    #93

    I Laughed Way Too Loud!

    I Laughed Way Too Loud!

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    Jack Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    😂 I love it!

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    #94

    Yess

    Yess

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    NickTheDuck
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    and a -10 to mobility and +5 weight.

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    #95

    Lol

    Lol

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    Little L
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Sandles lol

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    #96

    Every Married Man!

    Every Married Man!

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    SendMeABrownie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Then you move onto the "anyway...Im late for that thing'

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    #97

    Lol

    Lol

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    everett
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    PAPER TOWEL NOW

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    #98

    Yep

    Yep

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
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    3 years ago

    Curse you, parabola!

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    #99

    Lol

    Lol

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    #100

    Legendary

    Legendary

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    Bored&InSchool
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I remember 2 days ago looking at page 504 of a text book and was having trouble getting it to stay the right way and joked "504 error, page not found."

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    #101

    He Knew

    He Knew

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    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

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    I feel like there's another issue if you can't survive two days without alcohol

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    #102

    This Makes Sense

    This Makes Sense

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    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Oh, how I wish my dad was still alive...he'd LOVE this.

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    #103

    Not For Sweet Rolls

    Not For Sweet Rolls

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    everett
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Bah Breadbug!

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    #104

    We Know What That Means

    We Know What That Means

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    giku T
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    divorce is coming

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    #105

    I'm Glad We've Got That Finally Figured Out

    I'm Glad We've Got That Finally Figured Out

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    Cassie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You can pee in the toilet and just not flush until the next poo.

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    #106

    So Much Worse

    So Much Worse

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    SendMeABrownie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I feel personally attacked by this 😂

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    #107

    Where Are The Fact Checkers When You Need Them. Misinformation!

    Where Are The Fact Checkers When You Need Them. Misinformation!

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    Stefan Schulte
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is the brake and the clutch...

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    #108

    Builds Character

    Builds Character

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    Scott J
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It's always the 10 mm that's missing.

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    #109

    Don't Scream. It Will Sense Weakness And Summon The Rest Of The Set

    Don't Scream. It Will Sense Weakness And Summon The Rest Of The Set

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    YTK
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    (Lego Death Star comes hurling at them)

    #110

    The Chalupa Was Good, But I Was Pretty Chilly With No Clothes

    The Chalupa Was Good, But I Was Pretty Chilly With No Clothes

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    freakingbee (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    come naked, try our chalupa ;)

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    #111

    Seriously

    Seriously

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    TK 421
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Does this African Grey specialize in dirty jokes about his little costume?

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    #112

    Yesss

    Yesss

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    Cassie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Nobody's pushing circus peanut candy as THE representation of the holiday. You gotta have push for push back.

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    #113

    No Cap

    No Cap

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    Tom_Nook
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You have to do that because if you clean the toilet you have to finish cleaning the whole bathroom.

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    #114

    Noooooo

    Noooooo

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    Adam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's why I throw it away as I am eating the end of the bag.... or first if the bag is small enough for me to eat it all

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    #115

    Oh Broth'er! Noodleless To Say, That Was A Souper Groaner!

    Oh Broth'er! Noodleless To Say, That Was A Souper Groaner!

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    Arthur Waite
    Community Member
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    3 years ago

    Or: 1000 kilos. You're welcome.

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    #116

    I C What You Did There

    I C What You Did There

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    Mat O'Dowd
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It's more complicated than that !!!! 8ni93hf9pr...749b11.jpg 8ni93hf9prv81-6414a0b749b11.jpg

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    #117

    Dogs Chase Cars, Men Watch Helicopters. It's Hardwired

    Dogs Chase Cars, Men Watch Helicopters. It's Hardwired

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    crowspectre (he/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    They buzz and they fly what am I supposed to do

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    #118

    A Little Mud Will Make It Look Beautiful

    A Little Mud Will Make It Look Beautiful

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    Joe Publique
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yeah, all it needs it a quick tape and skim. It'll be fine....

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    #119

    Lol

    Lol

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    Nick Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I've been to Sanford, this checks out.

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    #120

    Captchas Really Are Getting Hard

    Captchas Really Are Getting Hard

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    Himiko
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I think it's control the storm

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    #121

    Truth

    Truth

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    Widdershins66
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    ☺️

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    #122

    Hahahahaha

    Hahahahaha

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    #123

    Yep

    Yep

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    *many

    #124

    For Real!

    For Real!

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    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Dey tuk awr jooobbs !

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    #125

    Ooof

    Ooof

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