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49 Roasts That Are Hilarious Because People Were Talking About Themselves
There’s no harm in admitting it, but we’re all a little bit of a mess sometimes. Maybe you waved back at someone who wasn’t actually waving at you or confidently said “you too” when the waiter told you to enjoy your meal.
You know, the kind of everyday awkwardness that makes you want to disappear and start a new life in the woods.
Honestly, you’re not alone. These little slip-ups have happened to pretty much all of us at some point. And the best way to handle them… just laugh at yourself and move on.
And if you can’t, take a cue from these humble people on the internet who couldn’t help but sacrifice themselves for a good laugh. In their honor, Bored Panda has rounded up the best and funniest self-roasts that prove if you can’t avoid the awkwardness, you might as well own it.
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I Have Standards
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Not An Honorable Prey
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I Felt That
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That Reflection Is Brutal Sometimes
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Bro Took It Personally
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Hahahaha
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He Finished It So Fast
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Self Burn, Respect
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Law Of Attraction
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AI Taking Over
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Honestly? Same
Sue Denham 6 months ago
Nothing wrong with a little delusion now and then as long as we don't get carried away.
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Hotdog
#18
First Of All, There Isn't Even 1 Woman
UnclePanda 6 months ago
"Why would I want two women disappointed in me?" ~ Jeff Garland (I think)
#19
Don't Know If This Counts As An Overused Joke
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Why Is It Always This Guy
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This Man Needs Some Love
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Real
#23
Ngl, This Made Me Laugh
Binky Melnik 6 months ago
Neither does “covfefe,” but that doesn’t stop the orangutan in the White House.
#24
Well That's One Way To Put It
Stephanie Did It 6 months ago (edited)
At a time in history when answering the phone is the last thing most of us want to do.
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Can Confirm
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Mirrors Can Be Mean
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4 Months
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As Someone With A 30 Year Old Brother, Can Confirm
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Stumbled Across This Gem Earlier Tonight
Binky Melnik 6 months ago (edited)
Yeah. 😞 Most women have. 😞 It’s called “Get it over with” secks so we can get it over with and leave without causing drama or an argument. When we get home, that’s when the recriminations start. 😞
#31
Ngl Had Us In The First Half
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Gay Joke
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Even Moonpie Has Some Problems
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We Are All Sad Losers Now
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It's Still A Big Job
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Yikes
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Fricking True
WindySwede 6 months ago (edited)
As much as I despise tesla, they at least have a mode to keep pets cool 😺 edit 68°F = 20°C.
#41
People Will Still Buy It
#42
In The Wild
OutsiderDogMom 6 months ago
I sometimes forget my phone on mute and I'm terrified as maybe I've missed something important, but the situation is always the same: 0 calls, 0 messages.
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Feels Bad Man
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If It Works
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Binky Melnik 6 months ago
Man, these people are good! Their senses of humor are good enough that they SHOILD be attracting potential mates like crazy! I’ve a feeling they don’t exude confidence, though, and that’s a mate-killer. 😕
Mimi M 6 months ago
I dunno, I like insecure guys. I always say, 'self doubt in a man is a virtue'.
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The_Nicest_Misanthrope 6 months ago (edited)
I make jokes like this about myself, but my family thinks I'm being serious every time and answer me with pep talks... 😑
Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy 6 months ago
They offered me adult diapers at the psych today because I repeated what the cashier I flirt with told me
Binky Melnik 6 months ago
Hey, Dirty: You know what it tastes like when you go down on an old woman? Depends. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Load More Replies... Binky Melnik 6 months ago
Man, these people are good! Their senses of humor are good enough that they SHOILD be attracting potential mates like crazy! I’ve a feeling they don’t exude confidence, though, and that’s a mate-killer. 😕
Mimi M 6 months ago
I dunno, I like insecure guys. I always say, 'self doubt in a man is a virtue'.
Load More Replies... The_Nicest_Misanthrope 6 months ago (edited)
I make jokes like this about myself, but my family thinks I'm being serious every time and answer me with pep talks... 😑
Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy 6 months ago
They offered me adult diapers at the psych today because I repeated what the cashier I flirt with told me
Binky Melnik 6 months ago
Hey, Dirty: You know what it tastes like when you go down on an old woman? Depends. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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