‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: 40 Ridiculous Pieces Of Clothing That Got Shamed On This Group
It's 2024, and the capitalist overabundance of things doesn't seem like it will go away anytime soon. One of the best examples of this is fast fashion. It seems that no matter how much awareness and how many sustainable fashion bloggers are out there, they're still outweighed by the SHEIN haul girlies on YouTube and TikTok.
You might ask yourself: 'Why are brands like SHEIN, AliExpress, etc. still alive?' I'd say their only function is to fuel groups like this. The Facebook page "It's Called FaSHEIN Sweaty" dedicates its content to the terrible and hilarious finds from many fast fashion sites. "We are just here to shame clothes!" the page boldly announces. Well, someone has to do it because some of these entries would have benefited from a second opinion.
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Please Place Your Vajooter Completely Inside The Wedgie Strap
Me neither,. I lost it and woke someone up due to laughing at the funniest word I now need to use in a sentence!
Load More Replies...That's the first thing that popped into my mind! 😂
Load More Replies...Did they blur out her vajooter? Hah hah, I’m surprised the BoredPanda censorship mafia haven’t put a censor bar over this despite the mysterious case of the model’s missing vajooter.
755 Dollars For A Zip Tie?
I have some in my toolkit, now I know what to wear next time I go out for dinner. Easier to put on than normal bracelets as well.
Looks more like Balenciaga to me. They'd sell you a trashbag with a hole for your head for 4000 $
The difference is Balenciaga would try to sell you a plastic zip tie. These Ambush ones are made from brass
Load More Replies...Hell, I just came back from the hardware store with three packages of zip-ties. I must have about Million dollars' worth of product at these prices.
I use them for my plants in my garden. Think I’ll make some and take to the next craft fair. Is $250 too much?
For Those Who Are Dedicated To The All-Denim Life And Already Have The Canadian Tuxedo, The Joots, And So Much More, I Present:
Ok hear me out... nap pocket. Oh yes. No making the bed after a cozy afternoon nap, just crawl out and you're good to go.
Apparently, they used women's jeans for this. That pocket is only for show.
The fast fashion industry is one of the biggest markets worldwide. According to the Fast Fashion Global Market Report in 2023, the estimated value of the industry was a whopping $122.98 billion. Economists expect it to grow to $142.06 billion in 2024. When there's so much money involved, one has to think: how can this be sustainable?
A not-for-profit organization, Fashion Revolution, has published its Fashion Transparency Index ever since 2017. They're interested in how much information brands disclose about their business practices. The 2023 report points out that the progress towards sustainable fashion is still too slow.
28% of the world's largest clothing brands still fall under the organization's rating range of 0-10%. Some statistics are worth celebrating, too. For example, more and more major brands disclose their supplier lists. Fashion Revolution reports that the percentage is currently more than half – 52%.
When You Want That Extra Belly Button?
I know this is off topic but the ads on bp are getting ridiculous! I just had an ad pop up with the X to close it so tiny you couldn't click out of it without clicking out off it! I had to leave the page!
Try some adblockers, the ads are getting ridiculous
Load More Replies...It looks like someone took a photo of a woman wearing the shirt, printed it on a long-sleeved crop top, decided to sell it thinking "Yep that looks good"
I mean it looks bad, but the top is meant to clearly be a print of a woman's torso..
Damn, these beauty standards are just getting absolutely ridiculous now.
Why…
Please Help Me Understand
It looks like the kind of skin disease that would make Dr Pimple Popper flinch.
That's not distressed. That's traumatized with a generous helping of PTSD
However, there's a lot to still be sad about. Almost half (45%) of the major clothing brands disclose close to nothing about their practices. 80% don't report their production volumes, making it hard to determine global overproduction. And almost all (99%) brands don't disclose their commitment to reduce the number of new items they produce.
The main aspect of fast fashion that most people tend to focus on is that workers are usually getting less than the minimum wage. Fashion Revolution reports that only 1% of major fashion brands disclose how many workers get living wages.
What Is This?
What they don't show is that she parachuted down from a plane with them. This is right before landing.
Why…
Nothing screams elegance more than plastic gems super glued to pants.
Not even pants. Bedazzled denim leg warmers. Or is that jeg warmers?
Load More Replies...Looks like something Paris Hilton would have worn to Burning Man back in 2006.
I know, right? Forget how stupid it looks, her toes don't even fit in the sandal part.
Load More Replies...A Completly Natural Unedited Female Figure
Lol, she clearly had half of her body transplanted . So, she's a size 4 (us) on top, and a size 28 at her hips and thighs, and has a teensy waist too.. Short of somehow jumping into a cartoon to shop, she must have a hard tiff finding clothes that fit.
Imagine dress shopping. She wears a lot of spandex I guess.
Load More Replies...Isn't that the one who complained the airplane seats are too small? Said it's not her fault her bottom is that big.
Isn't that the model chic who had been complaining about airplane seats and said it's not her fault she has a big butt and everyone is like, yeah. It is.
Kim Kardashian's 1st try at filtering/Photoshop didn't go well. (It could be Hugh Jass's daughter, Lar Jass)
Did you know that we can find hazardous chemicals in our clothes? Because they're so cheap, fast fashion items might be making us sick. There are all kinds of harmful chemicals in our clothes, like the hormone-disruptor BPA, lead, PFAS, and phthalates.
Some of these, like tributyl phosphate, dimethyl fumarate, and disperse dyes, can cause skin reactions and worsen asthma symptoms. What makes it hard to test is the secrecy of fast fashion companies. According to the 2023 Fashion Transparency Index, only 7% of brands publish their supplier wastewater results.
I Refuse To Accept That This Styling Choice Is Anything But A Commentary On How Deep The Pockets On Women's Jeans Could Be And How Small And Useless They Insist On Making Them Instead
I did low rise in my teens and 20's when I was super skinny. There is NO way that my old, fat a*s will ever do that trend again. Been there, done that, have the pictures and that is it.
I usually just buy boy's clothes. It works and during P.E., my phone doesn't fall out.
I Kinda Want It Lol
Lil Nas will be wearing this to the next awards show i would bet on it.
AliExpress Really Has Some Of The Best Items
Those pockets look as fake and useless as all female clothing pockets.
Load More Replies...🎶 These joots are made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do; one of these days these joots are gonna walk all over you... 🎶
Is it wrong that I would kind of like these if they were just a flat black?
Okay call me tasteless but I actually love these. Could I wear them? NO. But I love the look.
Who can afford pants for their own bottoms with additional cost of shoe pants? Hopefully not a one or the other wardrobe deal
Why do so many people buy fast fashion items? Because it's cheap and easily accessible. Some people even say that being a sustainable fashion lover is a privilege; not everyone can afford to buy only sustainable fashion items. However, some proponents of sustainability claim that this is a myth.
Ethical Brand Directory admits that sustainable fashion can often be pricier than its fast fashion counterparts. "Most of their clothes are substantially more expensive than a Primark alternative, but for good reasons: they guarantee an ethical and sustainable peace of mind for the buyer."
Super Realistic Shein…
Is there something in your pocket, or did you just shart at me?
Huh?
I'll raise you a WTEF. (what the everloving f*ck 😜)
Load More Replies...We are the jorg. Your denim uniqueness will be added to our collective. Resistance is futile.
I honestly thought it was one of those clickbait ads until I saw the comment.
Um... Where Are We Wearing This?
Or when you think you’re ready to apply for a pole related job.
Load More Replies...Comparatively I have no issues with this skirt. It's cute, sexy without showing too much.
Reminds me of those jeans in the 70s with transparent plastic windows instead of back pockets.
But there's also another side of the coin. Back in the day, when we didn't know what fast fashion was, our clothes were sturdier. With fast fashion came clothes that were bad in quality and not long-lasting. Then there's the plastic microfibre problem. Fast fashion brands use materials like polyester and nylon for their clothes. One washing machine load of these synthetics can release millions of microplastics into the world.
That's Horrendous, Tacky, And Awful
This looks like a bet. "We only have scraps left." "Bet you I can make that an outfit." "You're on."
Thank goodness for the clear plastic shoes…wouldn’t want to detract from the fine design elegance.
That looks like an amateur seamstress trying to make up for miscutting several pieces of fabric.
These Shein Creators Are Becoming Unhinged
Apologies If These Have Been Posted Already, But I Joined This Group With The Sole Purpose Of Making Others See These Hideous Pants Just As I Had To
Add a 0 to that and it might work. You need to be rich to be stupid enough to buy this...
Load More Replies...The fifteen-hundreds sent a message pigeon with the codpiece that belongs to these pants.
it gets worse, if you look on shein, the entire backside is missing.
Well, it all sounds bad, but what can we do about it? It's hard to know where to start when you're bombarded with sustainability pledges from H&M and Zara on one side and zero-waste influencers on the other. Should we renounce clothes altogether?
The Mindful Monday Method might be a good place to start. It's a technique by influencer, illustrator, journalist, and author of "Why Don’t I Have Anything To Wear?" Andrea Cheong.
Not The Mickey Kicks
If I can recall, shoes similar to this went viral around December last year. Correct me if I'm wrong, but were they oversized, yellow crocs/boots?
Do I Even Need To Say Anything Here?
This is kinda funny - I wouldn't be likely to wear it, being 58 years old & fat.... actually, I probably would wear I to be ridiculous and t offend prudes
Does it come in different skin tones or just caucasian?? I don't want my décolletage to be 3 shades lighter than the rest of my body.
On a different topic, I like the white one. But with a shirt undreneath
I like this one. It no more daring than other stuff out there. If you have the body for it, more power to you.
Wear to work when you have a supervisor that’s offended by cleavage. (Been there, own several tshirts)
Please Help Me Understand
They look like the plastic covers you used to buy in the 1980s for babies to wear over cloth nappies.
This case, seems so. But, there are very similar PVC panties that are meant to prevent leakage from diapers, and/or they're used as means of positioning and sealing those large twofeet long pads, basically a diaper's centerpiece without the outer layer and without anything holding them in place. In the late nineties, I had a girlfriend who actually used these, as intended, with not fetishery involved, because at that time, the adult diapers that were available wouldn't fit her right, but these and the pads did. They did look somewhat different - these don't look like they're sealed against the legs sufficiently, and they're see-through, while hers were just plain white, and cut more generous, therefore worked well so far. The sealings, seams, ... looked different, too - just a rubber band in a crinkly wraparound, pretty tight, and therefore, they worked. But, looked different. Less fetishish.
Load More Replies...Her method has five steps. First, you evaluate your wardrobe. You go through the clothes in your closet and decide which ones you don't like and why. It can be because of the fit, color, texture, or maybe even the retailer. This step might also help in figuring out a capsule wardrobe.
"Anytime you're leaving the house, take a photo in the mirror, save it on your phone, and once you've got about eight outfits, that is your capsule wardrobe. Count how many items you mix and match from what you already have," Cheong explained to Vogue.
Wtf
Is that one of those old school toilet seat covers? Please don't bring those back.
Why…
If I was younger and still went clubbing I would wear these.
Load More Replies...Not even photoshop, that looks like it was done with scissors and paste.
Load More Replies...Her hands are so scary no one is even talking about that dress/vest/jacket/tablecloth she’s wearing
Then, it's time to decide how much money you're willing to spend on clothes. Also, take into account how much you're spending right now and whether you're happy with the sum. Some people might decide only to buy second-hand, while others might opt for sustainable brands that offer pricier clothing. Cheong herself says she nowadays mostly buys vintage: "I think this is more meaningful."
Can you imagine how NOT to roll your ankle with those?
Load More Replies...That looks like a kid trying to wear two pairs of mom’s shoes at once. And looks like the wearer is headed for a neck brace.
"Do You Want To Wear Pants But Still Want To Get Chub Rub? Well, Have We Got The Pants For You!"
The sausages these would cause on anyone with any bodyfat... or actual skin
It's when the thighs rub together when you walk. It can cause redness and pain...
Load More Replies...Her Hair Is Goals Also
The "I blame my kids for not knowing the things that my generation decided they didn't need to be taught" shirt.
I'm more concerned about the fact that this is considered "plus sized"
This is for a middle aged Karen who complains loudly about the youth
For when you want to pretend to be a boomer (can't think what occasion that might be though)
That's where the third step comes in: decide on your sustainability goal. Your decision can range from zero waste to even only buying sustainable luxury brands. Cheong says that it might be hard to define or stick to your goal, as social media might exert its influence.
"This has so much to do with what social media shows us and peer pressure. We have to be mindful [of] how we speak about consumption with each other, as opposed to always asking, 'What are you wearing? Did you buy anything new?'"
Not Photoshoped At All
Look at the grey color at the wrists and ankles and other places.
Load More Replies...Well, technically it's not photoshopped, because I think they used Paint not Photoshop!
It's definitely spray paint. She still has the overspray on her fingers and hands.
This looks like when you make a texture to put in unreal engine or blender or something.
Love Me A Jellyfish Cosplay
Is it horrible that I kinda like it? I would never wear it but it's not THAT BAD
Why…
That’ll disappear when she tries to walk in them, then her toes will be 2 inches over the sole gripping on like 10 tiny sloths.
Load More Replies...The last step is to think about the composition and quality of the clothes you buy. Doesn't matter if they come from a second-hand shop or a fast fashion retailer. Cheong helps people recognize what fabrics are better quality and worth buying on her social media. "How does this match up to the price? Are we being greenwashed? It saves people money while innately being more environmentally conscious," Cheong said.
I Usually Love Everything Betsey Johnson Does... But Really?
More like your qunerq necklace (only I can’t get the other letters to go backward).
Load More Replies...Is It Just Me, Or Has This Been Drawn On?
It's better than some other things here. I might actually wear it if the front was longer, or are those shorts in front
Roadkill Dress, Anyone?
Oddly, I kinda like it. It’s got great potential as a base of full on furry person suit!
Hmm, Give This Photo Editor An Award
Here I was, looking at the top and thinking "What's wrong with that? It's cute."), then I saw her arm. 😯
......... I Feel Like It Speaks For Itself
Not Shein, But Wtf
The enemy tends to get pretty confused when they can't tell what's your actual outline.
Oh!
I checked. It's solid. It's somewhat like a halter top with the neck strap as a hood and shoulder cutouts; except that most halter tops are sleeveless... Bit hard to describe but shein pretty much demands a login or blocks the page with a pop-up.
Load More Replies...Sew me, but a white shirt under that would make a really cool outfit
Girlberealnotperfectjustbeyourself
This Is Legit Scary
It’s feathers for fly tying. Making your own lures for fly fishing, not for people to wear.
Why…
for when you want to stand in front of a green screen and edit out your lower half
My Favorite Comment: "I've Got A Ten-Tear-Old Hat. Let Me Dunk It In My Tackle Box And See What Comes Up."
...I lean towards the Gothic and love me some distressed clothing, but that's a bit much.
"With today's cost of living, this is what we'll all be wearing this summer as we fight for cardboard boxes"
Wut
Why…
As a librarian, I do not like seeing people standing on books. And the best thing I can say about these shoes is that at least the heel is not shaped like a toothpick.
I agree that standing on books is a travesty. Just for a stupid picture?
Load More Replies...These Are Shoes. According To The Lister's Claim, They Help You Become Slimmer, Somehow
They probley tone legs because they have no heel and you be walking on ya toes all day
you buy them and have no money left for food. Also you are unable to walk to the fridge
Oh?
Even if they don't understand English, the shirt includes a cartoon character that they made black...wtaf.
Load More Replies...This gets a whole different vibe by having a white girl wear this shirt... and I don't like it.
Not to mention the character on the shirt is just Betty Boop with brown skin. They couldn't have used an actual dark-skinned character?
Load More Replies...Oh, Why ??
I admire this! Why are we making periods taboo? It's a statement. 👏👏
I'm all for making them not taboo but earrings are a step too far
Load More Replies...I'll give you mine when a take them off for my next shower
Load More Replies...Perfect with a WC brush brooche and a latex glove pendant. Normalizing bodily functions and making a fashion statement are not the same.
These would be good for a white elephant gift exchange! Everyone would be trying to trade them away.
Ooh, it's because we need to warn the menz that we are cranky because hormones 🙄 /s
I Love The Row, But What The Hell Is This? Hahaha
Her: "You said it was a foot and you have condoms" Him: "I wasn't lying"
Apparently It’s A Keychain? 😂
Well
Yeah, me too, I know they do some different designs but I haven't seen these before. They don't look great.
Load More Replies...Sagged Pants With Extra Steps
... what's it with that panties out all the time? I may sound a bit conservative here, and I may assure you, I'm not, still, regardless, but ... but ... but isn't it called "underwear" for a specific reason? Like, being worn UNDER something else? Too far a stretch, that?
I guess it's now women's time to show their pants. I mean, about time too....young men have had the monopoly for at least a decade 🙄
Load More Replies...Why…
looks like a pair of *puts on sunglasses* slippers! YYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
💀
If you have ever wondered if boobs can prune like fingers and toes do, this is the bra for you!
These aren't new Madonna wore them 30 years ago. Hers were cones though.
Dress...meh. Not My Style. But Hand Placement? Looks Itchy In A Spot That Doesn't Need To Be
Ah Yes, The Completely Natural, Unedited Female Form
ah like a trip to the beach for some saltwater taffy
Load More Replies...Her right hand is pretty creepy. Fat fingers with dirty claws. Don't you touch me with that hand!
Brting
Is A Dress An Oversized T-Shirt?
Oh No
that would just make too much sense if you want to wind up on a list like this
Load More Replies...I… I Have No Words. If You’re A Tad Spicy In The Noggin Like Me, You *know*. Lmao, Gotta Be Fashionable For Those Medically Necessary Vacations, I Guess
I get similar every time I'm in hospital, they don't want patients falling over.
That's weird, in German hospitals they're completely unknown. All you get is a bum-showing night dress and fishnet underpants where you're supposed to put book-sized sanitary pads in
Load More Replies...What's wrong with these? If you like to walk around at home on chilly days or for some yoga exercises?
The Shirt💀😂
Not Shein, But Oof 😭🥴
no, their pubic hair would get caught in one of those belts
Load More Replies...I once made a belt out of old watches. It was a waist of time...
I'm Not Sure What's Worse: The Portable Urinal, The Fake Butt, Or The Bulbous Swimsuit. The Bikini Bottoms Look Like Diapers
Did they photoshop her backwards on the bottom half? It looks like her butt is in the front!
I Don't Like This One... But I've Seen Some I Did Like, Just To Find They Did Zero To The Back. Like A Trim Or Something Only On The Front
it looks like something the grinch's girlfriend would wear
Why. Just Why. What Is It Covering? 💀
Its covering her.....wait there.....*scrolls to the top*......vajooter.
This not a belt bag, seems to be dealing with some identity issues...
I Have No Words 🤣
😍 I Don’t Want One Now
Y’all
This doesn't belong here, they're meant to protect your toes from pressure and friction inside a shoe
Ballet dancers use these inside their pointe shoes as well.
Load More Replies...Prevent your toes from getting blisters in fancy shoes. Just fog individual toes, where the shoe is kinda tight. Wonder if they work though? *for* ;)
I've ordered something almost like this after I got a blister from my new shoes. Hope they'll work!
Prevent from blisters or if you have a wound to protect that.
Load More Replies...There actually was an ad in here that I thought was one of the entries.
Load More Replies...Imagine that there are Chinese children who make these and what they must think Americans are like.
Another perfect example of 'just because you CAN doesn't mean you SHOULD.'
There actually was an ad in here that I thought was one of the entries.
Load More Replies...Imagine that there are Chinese children who make these and what they must think Americans are like.
Another perfect example of 'just because you CAN doesn't mean you SHOULD.'
