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Some people treat their cars like their most prized possessions. They wash them nearly every day, protect them from even the most minor scratches, and would never dare to bring food or beverages inside. And some people, on the other hand, are all about customizing their wheels. They’ll add steering wheel covers, decorations hanging from the rearview mirror, and plenty of stickers.

If you’re in the former group, you might be appalled by this list. But if you’re part of the latter community, you might fit right in here! We took a trip to the Bumper Stickers subreddit and gathered some of their most amusing posts. Enjoy scrolling through these silly pics, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you smile!

#1

Facts Are Facts

Bumper sticker on car criticizing billionaires as minority destroying country

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Roman Arendt
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5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And, as of today, one trillionaire. Congrats, Elon, I bet your kids are so proud! 🙄🙄🙄

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    #2

    Pitchfork Economics

    Political bumper sticker referencing 1939 Germany and 1789 France on a car

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    Bumper stickers can be found all over the world today. They’re the perfect souvenirs to bring home from a vacation, as they definitely won’t weigh down your suitcase. And if you use your car every day, they’ll be constant reminders of your exciting adventures. But do you know the history of bumper stickers?

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    According to Car Stickers, they first came onto the scene in 1940. Forrest P. Gill, a Kansas City, Missouri, native, used adhesive paper and fluorescent paint to create the very first bumper stickers, which he called “bumper strips.” Unsurprisingly, the tourism industry was the first to really embrace these cute little stickers. Apparently, resorts and attractions would even stick them on visitors' cars without asking!

    #4

    Embarrassed Does Not Even Begin To Describe It. Going On The Jeep Tomorrow!

    Bumper sticker asking are we great yet feeling embarrassed

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    Saj
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And so you should 🤷🏻‍♀️. Forget getting what you wish for, I think you should stàrt being careful what you vote for

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    #5

    I Like This One

    Political bumper sticker Make Lying Wrong Again with stylized G and tie

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    #6

    This Explains How The US Made TEMUsssolini Prez

    Bumper sticker saying everything is a conspiracy theory if you don't understand how things work

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    Another huge step for bumper stickers was the 1952 American presidential election. Dwight D. Eisenhower’s famous “I Like Ike” slogan revolutionized political campaigns, as it turned bumper stickers into a staple item for politicians. As you can see from this list, people are still extremely keen on placing political stickers on their vehicles

    As printing technology evolved in the 1950s, screen printing allowed companies to easily mass-produce their stickers. And by the time computers could be used to upload and print stickers in the 1990s, they really took off. Today, it seems like these stickers are everywhere. And as you can see from this list, you can put literally any message you want on your car! 

    #7

    D'oh!

    Bumper sticker comparing Elon Musk to Homer Simpson

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    Sian E
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homer: "'Nucular'. It's pronounced 'nucular'".

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    CarMax reports that a whopping 60% of car owners have put at least one sticker on their vehicle at one point or another. These might be simple messages like “Baby on board!” or funny, sarcastic lines like “No baby on board; okay to hit!” Many people will put stickers featuring places they’ve visited, where they went to university, where their kids go to school, what religion they follow, lyrics from their favorite band, the logo of their favorite sports team, and more. The possibilities are endless!  

    #10

    Is It A Bumper Sticker At The Time Of Conception Or Not Until It’s Placed On A Bumper?

    Bumper sticker asking God for protection from followers

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    #11

    Truer Words

    Colorful bumper sticker saying have the day you voted for on car trunk

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    Some people even argue that personal bumper stickers might turn a boring highway commute into an uplifting social interaction. Walter Goettlich, a doctoral student in sociology who has researched how social communication can emerge from bumper stickers, told KU News that these stickers are one of the only ways we can learn about the people around us when we’re isolated in our own vehicles. 

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    "Bumper stickers open up the possibility to try to imagine who it is that would have such a message on their car," he noted. "They can make you feel a certain way. Or you can see something and say, 'Oh, that's one of those people,' and other times just be flummoxed.”

    #13

    Makes It Easy To Find This Country’s Lowest Common Denominator

    Bumper sticker saying hatred is symbolized by a red hat on a truck

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    #14

    There Can Be Only One

    Highlander car with family sticker showing one figure holding fishing rod

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    #15

    Are You A Felon And Can’t Find A Job?

    Political bumper sticker joking about felons running for president

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll be successful for sure!

    Drivers also tend to make assumptions about other people on the road based on the bumper stickers they display. One person Goettlich interviewed said they would assume a person was arrogant if they had a New York Yankees sticker. Meanwhile, a Harley-Davidson sticker might make other drivers assume that a person is patriotic. Some bumper stickers can be polarizing too, especially if they display a polemical message.  

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    #16

    What Do You Think Of This Bumper Sticker Design?

    Bumper sticker saying hate never made America great with Statue of Liberty image

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    #17

    From Baltimore

    Car with multiple social justice and equality bumper stickers

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good old "hate them, it's all their fault" to rally the ignorant. Just choose a minority. The same recipe Hïtler used

    #18

    Back In Stock

    Bumper sticker stating the only immigrant wanted deported is Elon Musk

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because he's a South African immigrant!

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    As far as why people are so obsessed with branding their vehicles with stickers, Paul Harrison, Director of the MBA program at Deakin University, wrote a piece for The Conversation exploring this. He noted that some people use them to “clarify identity in a hostile political environment,” as they are considered “low-cost identity displays.” They’re cheaper than tattoos or fancy clothing, and they’re less risky than a dramatic haircut. Bumper stickers are an easy way to tell those around you something about yourself without needing to have a face-to-face interaction.  

    #19

    I Love It When I See Stickers Such As These

    Bumper sticker on Tesla reading I drive this in shame now

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'I bought this before Elon went crazy'

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    #20

    Made Me LOL

    Car bumper sticker with political message about Uncle Sam and clam on a gray Nissan Versa

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    Roman Arendt
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, that's something! And with that wording, even some red-hatted hicks from the south might understand (unfortunately, they wouldn't take it to heart, but still).

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    #21

    Not Wrong

    Bumper sticker stating you arent a patriot youre in a cult

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    Saj
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that incorrectly at first...😳

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    Harrison notes that displaying a variety of bumper stickers can also be a form of peacocking. Sometimes, their intention is to inform or persuade others, but realistically, most of them are simply there to express identity. 

    “Bumper stickers rarely change behavior,” Harrison writes. “But they do something more subtle. They allow people to express, perform, and affirm identity. They act as signals to others, markers of tribe, values, humor, or defiance. They help us say this is who I am, or maybe, this is what I am not.”

    #22

    It Says It All...!

    Bumper sticker with American and Canadian flags and text about American birth and Canadian choice

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many want to be overseen by Carney..

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    #23

    Spotted Today

    Black car with sticker saying This is our country not your church

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 hour ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen...and which church precisely? Baptist? Methodist? Lutheran? Catholic?. Each view the others as heretics...yeah, THAT'LL go well..

    #24

    I Needed This Laugh

    Funny bumper sticker about tailgating and flashing lights on car

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    Are you enjoying this amusing list of bumper stickers, pandas? We hope that they’re inspiring you to put some personality onto your own car! And please remember to keep upvoting the ones that make you smile. Then, if you’d like to check out another article from Bored Panda featuring funny bumper stickers, look no further than right here!  

    #25

    This Caught My Eye Yesterday

    Bumper sticker with text about merging on car rear

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    #26

    Found At My Local Er

    Car covered in Golden Girls themed bumper stickers and decals

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    #27

    Good Question

    Bumper sticker questioning growing up listening to punk and hip hop yet becoming bootlicker

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    #28

    The First Bumper Sticker I'm Buying Fo My Car

    Bumper sticker comparing voting to driving with D and R choices

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    Roman Arendt
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever, but the D-part becomes more inaccurate with each day most of the Ds choose to remain silent but comfortable. 😐

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    #30

    Saw This In Dc

    Political bumper sticker reading we all lost with an American flag design on car trunk

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    #31

    Got This Just After The Election

    Bumper sticker warning about the Constitution being shredded quietly

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Along with other important files

    #32

    Started Selling These

    Graphic bumper sticker with a sword and broken crown saying no kings

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    #34

    I Made This One The Other Day

    Humorous sticker of Darth Vader Big Bird and stormtroopers about war plan chat

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    #35

    The Top Voted Comment Is Now A Real Bumper Sticker

    Bumper sticker stating America was beautiful with a heart-shaped American flag design

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had an older VFW member ask me why the American flag on the rear window of my truck is upside down. "My country is in distress, you may not agree..." "I absolutely DO agree"

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    #37

    Elon, The First Lady

    Sticker showing a man in pink suit with text about first lady

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boppy, not homophobic. Just a joke on how much Elon loves to suck Trump's díck so he can get what he wants.

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    #38

    No They Aren’t

    Bumper sticker on white vehicle stating corporations are not people

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    #39

    I Didn’t Vote For The Felon

    Don't blame me bumper sticker about voting for the felon

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    frufrus
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question is “did you even vote”? Not voting at all doesn’t mean you voted right

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    #40

    Salad On Board

    Funny bumper sticker on yellow car about being a proud parent of a bagged salad

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    #42

    A Few To Choose From Here

    Wild bumper stickers on a car including banned books and public library themes

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    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wouldst most definitestly like to live deliciously :)

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    #43

    New Bumper Sticker—too Risky Or Just Right?

    Text bumper sticker saying I used to drive a Tesla but it pulled to the right

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    #44

    Bumpa Sticka

    Bumper sticker on car bumper reading BUMPA STICKA

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    #45

    Austin, TX Keeping It Real

    SUV rear window bumper sticker protesting against Ted Cruz

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    #46

    I Like It

    Yellow bumper sticker on Subaru reading no one's treading on you sweetie with coiled snake

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    #47

    New Bumper Sticker

    Bumper sticker saying Elon Musk is a terrible president

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    #48

    Goodbye Elmo…

    Car bumper sticker saying I bought this after Elon went crazy

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    #49

    Never Thought I’d Put An American Flag On My Car, But Here We Are

    Red car with upside-down American flag bumper sticker

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    #50

    Can’t Wait To Put These On My Car

    Three colorful bumper stickers with humorous and tech-related phrases on a wooden table

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure about the Chapstick, but he WAS the kid on the bus who licked the windows.

    #51

    Not The Wittiest Sticker Ever, But The Sentiment Is Certainly Accurate

    Political bumper sticker criticizing callousness chaos and cruelty

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    #52

    I Saw This On Instagram

    Bumper sticker requesting patience because mom took Tylenol on car

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    #53

    Worst Bumper Sticker Ever?

    Boymom bumper sticker surrounded by sports balls

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    Roman Arendt
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of fixation on kids' primary reproductive organs by their own mother is NOT healthy for anyone involved. 🤢🤮

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