“They Are Screaming”: Wedding Speech Turns Into Divorce Bombshell, Leaves Woman Blindsided
Interview With ExpertNo wedding is perfect. Maybe the food is a little late, or maybe a few guests decide to violate the dress code, but there’s always something that goes against the couple’s wishes. However, most of the issues that arise aren’t dealbreakers. People can ride them out and still have a good time.
Real problems are rare, but occasionally, they do happen. Unexpected grand announcements are probably on every newlywed’s disaster list: an engagement can instantly overshadow your big day—or, worse yet, a divorce.
A wedding is a celebration for the entire family
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Unless some of its members decide to use the occasion to settle their differences with others
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The father of the bride is supposed to make her shine, not embarrassed
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We got in touch with Lisa Burton, a UK-based wedding planner and founder of The Bridal Consultant, and she told Bored Panda, “Traditionally the biggest role of the dad at the wedding is to calm the bride before she makes her entrance down the aisle. It’s a very emotional time, often fraught with nerves, so having her dad’s support is crucial in calming the bride so she can look glowing and relaxed, ready for her big moment.”
The post didn’t mention this integral part of the ceremony, so we can probably assume that it went well. It was during a toast that the man went rogue.
A YouGov survey reveals that speeches at wedding receptions are traditionally a male-dominated affair. Six in ten (62%) believe the best man should give a speech, as well as 51% for the groom and 48% for the father of the bride.
Interestingly, this view is just as widely held among women as men. Women were actually more likely than men to say they wanted the best man (63% vs. 61%), groom (54% vs. 47%), and father of the bride (51% vs. 44%) to speak—particularly the last two—quite possibly because men can imagine themselves having to give that speech and they don’t want to.
“A good speech shouldn’t be too long or too short. I suggest around 10 to 15 minutes,” Burton said. “For most, this will be their first time speaking in public, so a shorter speech doesn’t feel as overwhelming to write or perform. A long, drawn-out speech will have guests reaching for the wine or escaping on their phones.”
According to her, “A speech that includes good-natured humor is often well received and can be a real highlight of a wedding.” However, “jokes shouldn’t cause alarm or embarrassment, and the speech has to appeal to a wide range of ages and be respectful of family, who will be listening intently.”
“In my experience, a good speech stays with you long after the day. I still remember our best man’s speech at my wedding, over 21 years ago,” the wedding planner added.
Burton is not alone. According to one survey of 380 wedding guests, the overwhelming majority (54%) admitted the thing they remember the most from the event are the speeches, well ahead of music (21%) and the cake (4%).
I think it’s safe to say the dad’s ode to his divorce will also be remembered by those who heard it—but for all the wrong reasons.
As the story went viral, its author joined the discussion in the comments
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Your dad is so funny. Also, refreshing to read a well written post that was articulate and funny
This family drama is horrifying, but now I have a strange appetite for popcorn!
Sad situation for the newlyweds and the parents but sounds like the dad (aka James Bond 0070) had the best time ever.
This is the absolutely BEST-WRITTEN story ever! I actually laughed out loud. I’ve got a couple of weddings I’m attending this summer- I know this will be better than anything I’ll witness!
😂😂😂😂omfg , op your dad is awesome , im in uk to , n sat down eating Sunday dinner ,lol on my own kids working. , n im crying laughing here 😂😂😂dogs be like wtf mother 😂wish I had had a father like yours I gotta say that was likely just what he needed to bless him , I do feel sorry for the bride tho ,n your family sound like a nightmare lol but also a hell of a lotta fun , I’m 60 , n yup I wanna be like your father , 😂😂😂😂😂blessed be to you and him , , n what your uncle said to your dad 🤬was inhuman n vile !! I assume they nasty drunks ?
As long as no-one I really care about was close to events, I would have been in agony trying not to split my sides laughing.
Can confirm! This happened at my wedding but it was some friends of my husbands who said they were getting divorced (and not during a speech, thankfully!!) Apparently our joyous occasion was too much for the wife (who at the time was married to a guy and went on to marry a women, so I guess for the best?) Cringiest part was apparently he got pulled over for a Dui that night, don't know where she was, he tried calling my husband (!!?) to bail him out but phone was turned off (of course!!!) so we woke up to a bunch of VMs the next morning. I'm just grateful that my wedding drama wasn't MY drama ..
Load More Replies...It's confusing to those of us who grew up with ETA meaning Estimated Time of Arrival. Why can't they just write Edit or Update?
I was going to ask if ETA meant something different than Estimated Time of Arrival.
Load More Replies...Except for the poor, dear, bridal couple, this is one of the funniest things I've recently read. I hope someday the couple can get a snicker out of it. I will treasure thinking of good old Dad delivering the theatrical kick to someone who so richly deserved it. Good thing most of our wedding guests were our Army buddies and possibly frightened to do anything to which I would object, figuring a satin gown with a 3 foot train wouldn't stop me from hurting them for spoiling the party. But then, they liked us.
Oh my fkn Gods 😮😮😮 Also though, this is the UK, we say spill the beans, I'm confused as to why she's using spill the tea which is not British and is I think American? 🤷🏻♀️
Well, I'm with your dad on the "looking at your phone when in someone else's company is rude" part. Bathroom breaks (or stepping away from the company to another room) sound like a good way to remain polite but still keep in touch. If you don't like someone turning away from your conversation to suddenly ignore you and start talking to someone else, that's exactly what you do when your phone usurps your attention from the person right in front of you. Go Dad! Manners still exist.
Why is there not an option in the poll for 'I would murder them and not a jury in the land would convict me for it'.
Basically the daughter said that the uncle told her dad that he was lucky his wife died so he could have fun and didn't have to spend a lot of money on solicitor's fees.
Load More Replies...Your dad is so funny. Also, refreshing to read a well written post that was articulate and funny
This family drama is horrifying, but now I have a strange appetite for popcorn!
Sad situation for the newlyweds and the parents but sounds like the dad (aka James Bond 0070) had the best time ever.
This is the absolutely BEST-WRITTEN story ever! I actually laughed out loud. I’ve got a couple of weddings I’m attending this summer- I know this will be better than anything I’ll witness!
😂😂😂😂omfg , op your dad is awesome , im in uk to , n sat down eating Sunday dinner ,lol on my own kids working. , n im crying laughing here 😂😂😂dogs be like wtf mother 😂wish I had had a father like yours I gotta say that was likely just what he needed to bless him , I do feel sorry for the bride tho ,n your family sound like a nightmare lol but also a hell of a lotta fun , I’m 60 , n yup I wanna be like your father , 😂😂😂😂😂blessed be to you and him , , n what your uncle said to your dad 🤬was inhuman n vile !! I assume they nasty drunks ?
As long as no-one I really care about was close to events, I would have been in agony trying not to split my sides laughing.
Can confirm! This happened at my wedding but it was some friends of my husbands who said they were getting divorced (and not during a speech, thankfully!!) Apparently our joyous occasion was too much for the wife (who at the time was married to a guy and went on to marry a women, so I guess for the best?) Cringiest part was apparently he got pulled over for a Dui that night, don't know where she was, he tried calling my husband (!!?) to bail him out but phone was turned off (of course!!!) so we woke up to a bunch of VMs the next morning. I'm just grateful that my wedding drama wasn't MY drama ..
Load More Replies...It's confusing to those of us who grew up with ETA meaning Estimated Time of Arrival. Why can't they just write Edit or Update?
I was going to ask if ETA meant something different than Estimated Time of Arrival.
Load More Replies...Except for the poor, dear, bridal couple, this is one of the funniest things I've recently read. I hope someday the couple can get a snicker out of it. I will treasure thinking of good old Dad delivering the theatrical kick to someone who so richly deserved it. Good thing most of our wedding guests were our Army buddies and possibly frightened to do anything to which I would object, figuring a satin gown with a 3 foot train wouldn't stop me from hurting them for spoiling the party. But then, they liked us.
Oh my fkn Gods 😮😮😮 Also though, this is the UK, we say spill the beans, I'm confused as to why she's using spill the tea which is not British and is I think American? 🤷🏻♀️
Well, I'm with your dad on the "looking at your phone when in someone else's company is rude" part. Bathroom breaks (or stepping away from the company to another room) sound like a good way to remain polite but still keep in touch. If you don't like someone turning away from your conversation to suddenly ignore you and start talking to someone else, that's exactly what you do when your phone usurps your attention from the person right in front of you. Go Dad! Manners still exist.
Why is there not an option in the poll for 'I would murder them and not a jury in the land would convict me for it'.
Basically the daughter said that the uncle told her dad that he was lucky his wife died so he could have fun and didn't have to spend a lot of money on solicitor's fees.
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