The Guests Were So Horrified By This Brides List Of Demands They Shared Them With The Internet

"want be", "seramony"? Seriously, someone with this attention to language detail should not be coordinating a wedding. The actual list is too ridiculous to receive any attention.

I'd show up with cookies, a full face off perfected make up and my own wedding dress. Lmao then I'd look at the bride and be like Wud up biatch!?

Seramony? Who typed out the message? A two year old?!

A minimum amount for a gift? oh hell , lets go to the Goodwill or Salvation Army and see what we can find for this sweet a*s person. I would wear as close to white as I can or pull out my rattiest jeans and wear them .. *** its not the brides job to dictate anything other than what the poor brides maids that agree to stand up for her have to wear and maybe the groomsman /groom. Otherwise it is fair game and enjoy!

Sounds like a fun wedding...... not

I would just tell to her husband to cancel the wedding and find a better girlfriend.

Bring a tag on a present or a receipt? This cannot be real...

Sounds like someone with dyslexia wrote this list. What's 'fave'? I assume it means 'have' a face full of makeup? How full is full? Who is judging the makeup? I feel a 12 y.o. wrote this 'demand' list.

Newlyweds at marriage counsellor: Counsellor: Tell me what happened. Bride: Well, it all started when he wanted to be in the wedding photos .....

Seramony? 😂

More like list of reason why not to go to this wedding! Gosh!

I don't think this is real, either... Unless someone hacked the planner and/or bride to ruin her wedding day.

This looks and reads like it was written by a 14-year-old girl. If this did really happen, I'd contact the bride first and ask if it was a prank, and give her the opportunity to either find the perpetrator, or walk those demands back. If she persisted after that, guess I wouldn't be attending her wedding after all!

I'd be more willing to believe this happened if there were not spelling errors in every line.

With all seriousness... Good that she mentioned the white/cream/ivory dresses because, apparently, that's a f**king plague at almost every wedding I have ever been to... Specially with the grooms mothers :V

This coordinator needs to learn how to spell.

No bobs? That is so stupid! What does she want people with short hair to do?

"Seramony"? "You want be admited"? "no acceptance"? Who wrote this?

not real....

Dearest XXX, -I am thrilled to report that my wife & I will be most happy to comply to your request. We will be honored to take them further. -Please alert the bride that due to attendance mandates, we will be comply in the most appropriate manner. While everyone is cutting their hair or taming it into a ponytail, we will be wearing ours in the fashion customary to our hairstyles. -Also, makeup applied to our faces will not be confined to only 1 side. Since white, cream and ivory apply to our hair, skin and teeth, our presence may cause a bit awkward. -We will be most happy to not contact Facebook or record during the marriage of XXX and XXX. We will also refrain from using #XXX when posting pictures as the contents of our camera will consist of personal photos of our journey as we return to our cottage of residence. -Please have Remy toast without us and cover the gifting. -By the way, the joining of 2 people in matrimony is not a seramony but a ceremony. Sincerely, Dr. and Mrs. XXXX

Look at all the silly spelling mistakes. What's "seramony" and "you want be admitted in". It's a fake based on the article where the bride demanded $1500 from each of her guests and when all of them denied the bride canceled the wedding.

Rule #9 - Will the bride be providing the French Cognac? Rule #10 - I thought it was the thought that counted when it comes to gifting.

I'd call the bride and groom, since I probably know them if I'm invited. I'd ask them wtf? and then take it from there. If this really was how they wanted it, I'd say "No, I don't do loco.", wish them well and hang up. A bar somewhere would receive my money instead.

I definitely am not attending the seramony! And she isn't worth $75 or more in gifts. hahaha

Seramony?

The grammar and spelling mistakes... "real professional" wedding coordinator there.

Did everybody miss the $75.00 or over gift? I find beautiful items all the time for under $75.00!

I lost it at " seramony".

That would make me want to go and show up in bright red, and long, curly hair, and a five dollar gift. If she had sisters or a mother, they would’ve stopped this c**p. So, she must be alone except for the wedding coordinator!

"...seramony..."

Doing a "finally" headcount and "Seramony"? Are you f*****g kidding? The spelling in this letter was almost as horrifying as the contents. Seriously though if I got that letter about a friend's wedding I would totally show up with full drag queen makeup and my hair swinging down to my butt. I would talk to the bride every chance I got and do a toast with sprite...oh yeah that'd be great.

No one mentioned showing up with a gift valued at $75 or more! Do you have to bring your receipt? There is no way I would attend, but I sure would have a long reply! That or say I'll be there and then don't so it would cost her for my presence (as in cake servings and stuff).

How can I toast with Remy if I can't accept?

SERAMONY? NO ACCEPTANCE? How about ceremony and no exceptions for the non-illiterate?

Guess I wouldn’t be attending the “seramony” then...

Seems like someone had their 7 year old niece/nephew write the list and the niece/nephew got knocked out of spelling bee on their first word!

bull*cough*s**t

seramony

This was sent by the 'wedding coordinator' -- why assume it was the bride, it could have been the groom, or their parents. This is a good example of how fake news gets started

This list looks like it's written by a 10 year old who hasn't yet learnt how to spell. Even someone as gullible as me is having issues buying it...on completely unrelated note, her shoulders on the pic omg. Those moles/freckles just make her look so insanely cute and fragile somehow x_x

I like how he/she wrote 'seramony'

I really don't understand this "Bring gift xy from label ab for exactly €€" because huh? That's not a "gift" anymore. That's a demand. The sole definition of the word "gift" is to give away something you WANT another person to have. Not to be ordered to hand something over on the recipient's terms.