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The Guests Were So Horrified By This Brides List Of Demands They Shared Them With The Internet
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The Guests Were So Horrified By This Brides List Of Demands They Shared Them With The Internet

The word ‘bridezilla‘ gets bandied about a little too easily these days, but this bizarre list of rules and demands apparently shared by a prospective wedding guest takes the meaning of the word to a new level.

The wedding list, created by a wedding coordinator and thinly disguised as a ‘finally headcount,’ has drawn widespread derision for both the offensive nature of the demands and the semi-literate way that they were presented by the wedding planner. You would think that a professional in the world of marriage would be familiar with the word sequence ‘wedding ceremony‘ by now, but not this one apparently.

I think it’s fair to say that the final headcount may just have shrunk significantly after this dictatorial wedding plans diktat, as the ‘seramony’ hardly promises to be a barrel of laughs.

Scroll down to read the barely believable bridezilla story for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

This list of wedding day demands was drawn up by a bridezilla in the truest sense of the word

 

Image credits: JudahArt / iStock (not the actual photo)

A guest apparently shared the list, which they received from the wedding coordinator

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Turd Ferguson
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3 years ago

Sorry, but I don't believe this ever happened. Just someone fabricating a ridiculous story in an effort to spark the next bridezilla story to go viral. Sometimes it seems like being outraged is our new national pastime.

Damien T
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3 years ago

I think it's for real, I know people that stush!

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Mother Mary Helen
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3 years ago

I'd RSVP with a "no f*cking way I'll be attending"

Zenozenobee
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3 years ago

I can't decide if I' d send her your "no f*cking way I'll be attending", or if I'd go for Whitney-Blair Beals version and meticulously do all the "don't". Hopefully, I don't think I count someone like this in my family or friends.

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Hans
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3 years ago

"want be", "seramony"? Seriously, someone with this attention to language detail should not be coordinating a wedding. The actual list is too ridiculous to receive any attention.

La Petite Morte
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3 years ago

I have a feeling this is the bride herself pretending to be a wedding coordinator because have one is more posh.

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Turd Ferguson
Community Member
3 years ago

Sorry, but I don't believe this ever happened. Just someone fabricating a ridiculous story in an effort to spark the next bridezilla story to go viral. Sometimes it seems like being outraged is our new national pastime.

Damien T
Community Member
3 years ago

I think it's for real, I know people that stush!

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
3 years ago

I'd RSVP with a "no f*cking way I'll be attending"

Zenozenobee
Community Member
3 years ago

I can't decide if I' d send her your "no f*cking way I'll be attending", or if I'd go for Whitney-Blair Beals version and meticulously do all the "don't". Hopefully, I don't think I count someone like this in my family or friends.

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

"want be", "seramony"? Seriously, someone with this attention to language detail should not be coordinating a wedding. The actual list is too ridiculous to receive any attention.

La Petite Morte
Community Member
3 years ago

I have a feeling this is the bride herself pretending to be a wedding coordinator because have one is more posh.

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