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The Guests Were So Horrified By This Brides List Of Demands They Shared Them With The Internet
The Guests Were So Horrified By This Brides List Of Demands They Shared Them With The Internet
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The Guests Were So Horrified By This Brides List Of Demands They Shared Them With The Internet

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The word ‘bridezilla‘ gets bandied about a little too easily these days, but this bizarre list of rules and demands apparently shared by a prospective wedding guest takes the meaning of the word to a new level.

The wedding list, created by a wedding coordinator and thinly disguised as a ‘finally headcount,’ has drawn widespread derision for both the offensive nature of the demands and the semi-literate way that they were presented by the wedding planner. You would think that a professional in the world of marriage would be familiar with the word sequence ‘wedding ceremony‘ by now, but not this one apparently.

I think it’s fair to say that the final headcount may just have shrunk significantly after this dictatorial wedding plans diktat, as the ‘seramony’ hardly promises to be a barrel of laughs.

Scroll down to read the barely believable bridezilla story for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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    This list of wedding day demands was drawn up by a bridezilla in the truest sense of the word

     

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    A guest apparently shared the list, which they received from the wedding coordinator

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    Turd Ferguson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but I don't believe this ever happened. Just someone fabricating a ridiculous story in an effort to spark the next bridezilla story to go viral. Sometimes it seems like being outraged is our new national pastime.

    Damien T
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's for real, I know people that stush!

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    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "want be", "seramony"? Seriously, someone with this attention to language detail should not be coordinating a wedding. The actual list is too ridiculous to receive any attention.

    La Petite Morte
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling this is the bride herself pretending to be a wedding coordinator because have one is more posh.

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    Damien T
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So will there be security at the door unwrapping gifts and price checking them?

    Mae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Damien T My thoughts exactly. Or do you have to present the gift with the receipt xD

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    Whitney-Blair Beals
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd show up with cookies, a full face off perfected make up and my own wedding dress. Lmao then I'd look at the bride and be like Wud up biatch!?

    Wina Alkerchief
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why people is so obsessed with beautiful wedding when the most important thing is beautiful marriage?

    Madhu Mitha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seramony? Who typed out the message? A two year old?!

    bob
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think a two year old is that dumb.

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    Mr. Re-in-act-ment
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hair is too short. Should I shave it? Or just go with a unicorn ponytail on my forehead.

    Mary Spangler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A minimum amount for a gift? oh hell , lets go to the Goodwill or Salvation Army and see what we can find for this sweet a*s person. I would wear as close to white as I can or pull out my rattiest jeans and wear them .. *** its not the brides job to dictate anything other than what the poor brides maids that agree to stand up for her have to wear and maybe the groomsman /groom. Otherwise it is fair game and enjoy!

    Arran Walker
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is even real... the wedding planner is either terrible at writing, or the bride demanded that they display poorer grammar and spelling than her at all times. And how do you check to see if each gift is at least $75, open each one as the guests arrive? If I were to attend a wedding like this, I would arrive at least 45 min early, wear all black like it’s a funeral, dye my very long hair bright teal before putting it into a ponytail, wear very little makeup but tons of jewelry (list said nothing about jewelry), take the absolute worst photos of the bride I could to post with that hashtag, check in to fb when they say to but say something terrible or weird in the post, carry around posters with words directed at the bride, and present them with a lovely-looking gift filled with exactly 75 items from a dollar store.

    Petya
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like your way of thinking, this is master level trolling. Exactly what this bride deserves.

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    TheDivineMs.M
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a fun wedding...... not

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    upvoting just because of name "the Divine Ms M" is utterly the best

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    Turd Ferguson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but I don't believe this ever happened. Just someone fabricating a ridiculous story in an effort to spark the next bridezilla story to go viral. Sometimes it seems like being outraged is our new national pastime.

    Damien T
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's for real, I know people that stush!

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    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "want be", "seramony"? Seriously, someone with this attention to language detail should not be coordinating a wedding. The actual list is too ridiculous to receive any attention.

    La Petite Morte
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling this is the bride herself pretending to be a wedding coordinator because have one is more posh.

    Load More Replies...
    Damien T
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So will there be security at the door unwrapping gifts and price checking them?

    Mae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Damien T My thoughts exactly. Or do you have to present the gift with the receipt xD

    Load More Replies...
    Whitney-Blair Beals
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd show up with cookies, a full face off perfected make up and my own wedding dress. Lmao then I'd look at the bride and be like Wud up biatch!?

    Wina Alkerchief
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why people is so obsessed with beautiful wedding when the most important thing is beautiful marriage?

    Madhu Mitha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seramony? Who typed out the message? A two year old?!

    bob
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think a two year old is that dumb.

    Load More Replies...
    Mr. Re-in-act-ment
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hair is too short. Should I shave it? Or just go with a unicorn ponytail on my forehead.

    Mary Spangler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A minimum amount for a gift? oh hell , lets go to the Goodwill or Salvation Army and see what we can find for this sweet a*s person. I would wear as close to white as I can or pull out my rattiest jeans and wear them .. *** its not the brides job to dictate anything other than what the poor brides maids that agree to stand up for her have to wear and maybe the groomsman /groom. Otherwise it is fair game and enjoy!

    Arran Walker
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is even real... the wedding planner is either terrible at writing, or the bride demanded that they display poorer grammar and spelling than her at all times. And how do you check to see if each gift is at least $75, open each one as the guests arrive? If I were to attend a wedding like this, I would arrive at least 45 min early, wear all black like it’s a funeral, dye my very long hair bright teal before putting it into a ponytail, wear very little makeup but tons of jewelry (list said nothing about jewelry), take the absolute worst photos of the bride I could to post with that hashtag, check in to fb when they say to but say something terrible or weird in the post, carry around posters with words directed at the bride, and present them with a lovely-looking gift filled with exactly 75 items from a dollar store.

    Petya
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like your way of thinking, this is master level trolling. Exactly what this bride deserves.

    Load More Replies...
    TheDivineMs.M
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a fun wedding...... not

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    upvoting just because of name "the Divine Ms M" is utterly the best

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