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Bold Bakery: Saying ‘F**k You’ Has Never Been Sweeter
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Bold Bakery: Saying ‘F**k You’ Has Never Been Sweeter

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Have you ever wanted to tell someone to go f**k themselves in the sweetest and nicest way possible? Sarah Brockett might be able to help you out with her amazing cookies, muffins and cakes, which label sweet and tasty treats with obscene messages and toilet humor.

Though it’s a branding concept, Brockett has everything figured out – she says the bakery is “the perfect place to have a pie created for your cheating husband, or your bratty pre-teen daughter.

If you don’t have a special person in your life who you hate with all your heart, that’s ok: “Plenty of our customers partake in ‘cake wars’, where they gift their friends with raunchy baked goods for no reason at all. Sometimes a little crude humor and chocolate cake is all you need to get by in life.

Read on for Sarah Brockett’s interview with Bored Panda!

More info: sarahbrockett.com | Behance (h/t: thisisnthappiness)

The idea came to me when I decided I wanted to combine two of my favorite things—typography, and baking,” Sarah Brockett told Bored Panda. “I’m a fairly sarcastic person, so I loved the idea of making the baked goods say something ridiculous, as opposed to your typical ‘Happy Birthday’ or ‘Congratulations’

I made all of the baked goods myself! All of them are vegan, too! They’re made out of your standard baking ingredients. Some of the items were preserved, in order to show them at the show in Grand Rapids. Some of them were eaten. They were delicious!

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I have received very positive feedback from people wanting to order cakes. At this point in my life though, I simply do no the resources to make the bakery a reality. I would love to in the future, though

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The Bold Bakery was my submission for my senior thesis at Grand Valley State University, where I earned my BFA in Graphic Design. The baked goods and branding for the Bold Bakery were on display for one night, at a venue in Grand Rapids, MI

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AmyJones
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hehehe i need these for school.... i'd give them all away to my graduating class...

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FondaLionessAmbrosia
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would love getting these cakes! It's so kewl. I would laugh, probably cry because the concept is genious.

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MichaelaMužíková
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Words are dangerous poison. I don't like the idea of poisoned cakes and cookies though. It's a waste of good ingredients. :/

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TurkuazNotalar
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

u wanna tell someone something ? why wasting money? I mean look at those cupcakes. I wouldn't send them someone i hate. i' keep'm for me lol

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EvaDukes
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ive seen stuff like this before in the UK. a few years back. very similar though. cakes with Cheating f****r. you're a twat. I hate you etc

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Fluffy
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they look to good to give away i would buy one for my self

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FawnFrost
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's fn great... gonna have to make sure they taste as good as they sound!

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EricaEscapes
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can poop in one hand and trust in the other and you'll see which one weighs the most! The fact is ALL men are cheating scum. Every women should carry a rolling pin in one hand, and install this app on their husbands phone with the other. There is no longer any reason to "trust", you don't even need to spy on their smartphone now'days. Get married, get the truth, get a divorce and start a new life! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PCWYkQHTf8

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NacoleRieger
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

S**t here in my home state no less how did I not know about this bakery?!

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Beth22
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To all the complainers, here's a thought...DON'T BUY THEM THEN! This woman has every right to free enterprise. Jeez!

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Beth22
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To the complainers, here's a thought, DON'T BUY THEM THEN! This woman has every right to free enterprise. Jeez!

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MickeyCurtis
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think she should make one that says FIND THE TOENAIL on it! ;-)

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Ciperez19
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HILARIOUS!! They are the perfect gift to give to someone you HATE! Awesome!

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GlynisLailann
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a bakery here in Cape Town called Charley's Bakery. On their cakes boxes is written "Mucking Afazing Cakes"

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JulieClose
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes funny is just funny. Not everything in life needs to be scrutinized.

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cjscar
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hmmm.....worth a chuckle but not a lot more....hey there is a market for everything today ,,,,not a good idea for valentines day though

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ArturoGarcia
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F*****g awesome... I see some of these commenting douches need a piece of "eat s**t and die " pie

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DarylJackson
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why waste a good cake or pie. Send a card, with your personal message. You eat the cake.

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AmyJones
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hehehe i need these for school.... i'd give them all away to my graduating class...

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FondaLionessAmbrosia
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would love getting these cakes! It's so kewl. I would laugh, probably cry because the concept is genious.

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MichaelaMužíková
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Words are dangerous poison. I don't like the idea of poisoned cakes and cookies though. It's a waste of good ingredients. :/

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TurkuazNotalar
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

u wanna tell someone something ? why wasting money? I mean look at those cupcakes. I wouldn't send them someone i hate. i' keep'm for me lol

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EvaDukes
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ive seen stuff like this before in the UK. a few years back. very similar though. cakes with Cheating f****r. you're a twat. I hate you etc

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Fluffy
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they look to good to give away i would buy one for my self

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FawnFrost
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's fn great... gonna have to make sure they taste as good as they sound!

ericaescapes avatar
EricaEscapes
Community Member
8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can poop in one hand and trust in the other and you'll see which one weighs the most! The fact is ALL men are cheating scum. Every women should carry a rolling pin in one hand, and install this app on their husbands phone with the other. There is no longer any reason to "trust", you don't even need to spy on their smartphone now'days. Get married, get the truth, get a divorce and start a new life! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PCWYkQHTf8

nico_rieger avatar
NacoleRieger
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

S**t here in my home state no less how did I not know about this bakery?!

Beth22 avatar
Beth22
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To all the complainers, here's a thought...DON'T BUY THEM THEN! This woman has every right to free enterprise. Jeez!

Beth22 avatar
Beth22
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To the complainers, here's a thought, DON'T BUY THEM THEN! This woman has every right to free enterprise. Jeez!

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MickeyCurtis
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think she should make one that says FIND THE TOENAIL on it! ;-)

Ciperez19 avatar
Ciperez19
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HILARIOUS!! They are the perfect gift to give to someone you HATE! Awesome!

GlyniCT avatar
GlynisLailann
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a bakery here in Cape Town called Charley's Bakery. On their cakes boxes is written "Mucking Afazing Cakes"

julie_close_9 avatar
JulieClose
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes funny is just funny. Not everything in life needs to be scrutinized.

cjscar avatar
cjscar
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hmmm.....worth a chuckle but not a lot more....hey there is a market for everything today ,,,,not a good idea for valentines day though

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ArturoGarcia
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F*****g awesome... I see some of these commenting douches need a piece of "eat s**t and die " pie

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DarylJackson
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why waste a good cake or pie. Send a card, with your personal message. You eat the cake.

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