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Bold Bakery: Saying ‘F**k You’ Has Never Been Sweeter
Bold Bakery: Saying ‘F**k You’ Has Never Been Sweeter
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Bold Bakery: Saying ‘F**k You’ Has Never Been Sweeter

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Have you ever wanted to tell someone to go f**k themselves in the sweetest and nicest way possible? Sarah Brockett might be able to help you out with her amazing cookies, muffins and cakes, which label sweet and tasty treats with obscene messages and toilet humor.

Though it’s a branding concept, Brockett has everything figured out – she says the bakery is “the perfect place to have a pie created for your cheating husband, or your bratty pre-teen daughter.

If you don’t have a special person in your life who you hate with all your heart, that’s ok: “Plenty of our customers partake in ‘cake wars’, where they gift their friends with raunchy baked goods for no reason at all. Sometimes a little crude humor and chocolate cake is all you need to get by in life.

Read on for Sarah Brockett’s interview with Bored Panda!

More info: sarahbrockett.com | Behance (h/t: thisisnthappiness)

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    The idea came to me when I decided I wanted to combine two of my favorite things—typography, and baking,” Sarah Brockett told Bored Panda. “I’m a fairly sarcastic person, so I loved the idea of making the baked goods say something ridiculous, as opposed to your typical ‘Happy Birthday’ or ‘Congratulations’

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    I made all of the baked goods myself! All of them are vegan, too! They’re made out of your standard baking ingredients. Some of the items were preserved, in order to show them at the show in Grand Rapids. Some of them were eaten. They were delicious!

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    I have received very positive feedback from people wanting to order cakes. At this point in my life though, I simply do no the resources to make the bakery a reality. I would love to in the future, though

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    The Bold Bakery was my submission for my senior thesis at Grand Valley State University, where I earned my BFA in Graphic Design. The baked goods and branding for the Bold Bakery were on display for one night, at a venue in Grand Rapids, MI

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    There is a beast with heart of cold stone that dashes like lightning, shreds flesh from bone. // Bewitched by this beast, I fell to my knees. My mouth babbled madness and mumbled soft pleas. // I stared down the ravenous, gnashing dark maw of a cute cuddly kitten with yarn in its paw

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    Dovas

    Dovas

    Author, Community member

    There is a beast with heart of cold stone that dashes like lightning, shreds flesh from bone. // Bewitched by this beast, I fell to my knees. My mouth babbled madness and mumbled soft pleas. // I stared down the ravenous, gnashing dark maw of a cute cuddly kitten with yarn in its paw

    What do you think ?
    NadejdaPetrova
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they are F*****G great !!!

    Streganonna
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy these in a heartbeat!

    AmyJones
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hehehe i need these for school.... i'd give them all away to my graduating class...

    FondaLionessAmbrosia
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love getting these cakes! It's so kewl. I would laugh, probably cry because the concept is genious.

    KathrynMarvin
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to know how to hide words in pumpkin pie...

    MichaelaMužíková
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Words are dangerous poison. I don't like the idea of poisoned cakes and cookies though. It's a waste of good ingredients. :/

    Streganonna
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy these in a heartbeat!

    TurkuazNotalar
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    u wanna tell someone something ? why wasting money? I mean look at those cupcakes. I wouldn't send them someone i hate. i' keep'm for me lol

    LianaNewton
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this is deliciously brilliant.

    EvaDukes
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive seen stuff like this before in the UK. a few years back. very similar though. cakes with Cheating f****r. you're a twat. I hate you etc

    DarekŠkvarek
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was it in "2 broke girls", way before this =)

    Fluffy
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they look to good to give away i would buy one for my self

    FawnFrost
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's fn great... gonna have to make sure they taste as good as they sound!

    GracelleRhea
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice bunch...! I want to order one if I could

    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say it with poop! www.ipoopyou.com

    EricaEscapes
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can poop in one hand and trust in the other and you'll see which one weighs the most! The fact is ALL men are cheating scum. Every women should carry a rolling pin in one hand, and install this app on their husbands phone with the other. There is no longer any reason to "trust", you don't even need to spy on their smartphone now'days. Get married, get the truth, get a divorce and start a new life! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PCWYkQHTf8

    JasperLloyd
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the Eat S**t cake and reminded me of the Help

    MirandaWhitehead
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hell yes i would give it to someone i hate

    BethanHilsdon
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the hidden whore cake! Nice job

    Fatémé Ahmadi
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These M****r F****r cakes seem F***ing delicious....want it.

    NacoleRieger
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t here in my home state no less how did I not know about this bakery?!

    Beth22
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would help keep her in business for sure!

    Beth22
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all the complainers, here's a thought...DON'T BUY THEM THEN! This woman has every right to free enterprise. Jeez!

    Beth22
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the complainers, here's a thought, DON'T BUY THEM THEN! This woman has every right to free enterprise. Jeez!

    Mickey Curtis
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How 'bout a message that says FIND THE TOENAIL

    MickeyCurtis
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she should make one that says FIND THE TOENAIL on it! ;-)

    Ciperez19
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HILARIOUS!! They are the perfect gift to give to someone you HATE! Awesome!

    GlynisLailann
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a bakery here in Cape Town called Charley's Bakery. On their cakes boxes is written "Mucking Afazing Cakes"

    GracieSaad
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you make these for me on my birthday!?!?

    Pete Lanza
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EAT S**T & DIE never tasted so good.

    JulieClose
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes funny is just funny. Not everything in life needs to be scrutinized.

    cjscar
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmm.....worth a chuckle but not a lot more....hey there is a market for everything today ,,,,not a good idea for valentines day though

    PyroMannco
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good sweet idea for my ex :D

    ArturoGarcia
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*****g awesome... I see some of these commenting douches need a piece of "eat s**t and die " pie

    DingoElGringo
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll have to try that in our bakery. Is the idea patented?

    Tytär Evgenia
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would eat s**t and whore and butt a*s muffins!

    Liana Newton
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is deliciously brilliant!!

    DaniellaSforza
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For creepy people imbittered by life.

    DarylJackson
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why waste a good cake or pie. Send a card, with your personal message. You eat the cake.

    MargaridaBarata
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably don't mean it! Go away = stay ;)

    Emgeety
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they must been created by a woman! :-D

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    NadejdaPetrova
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they are F*****G great !!!

    Streganonna
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy these in a heartbeat!

    AmyJones
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hehehe i need these for school.... i'd give them all away to my graduating class...

    FondaLionessAmbrosia
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love getting these cakes! It's so kewl. I would laugh, probably cry because the concept is genious.

    KathrynMarvin
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to know how to hide words in pumpkin pie...

    MichaelaMužíková
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Words are dangerous poison. I don't like the idea of poisoned cakes and cookies though. It's a waste of good ingredients. :/

    Streganonna
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy these in a heartbeat!

    TurkuazNotalar
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    u wanna tell someone something ? why wasting money? I mean look at those cupcakes. I wouldn't send them someone i hate. i' keep'm for me lol

    LianaNewton
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this is deliciously brilliant.

    EvaDukes
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive seen stuff like this before in the UK. a few years back. very similar though. cakes with Cheating f****r. you're a twat. I hate you etc

    DarekŠkvarek
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was it in "2 broke girls", way before this =)

    Fluffy
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they look to good to give away i would buy one for my self

    FawnFrost
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's fn great... gonna have to make sure they taste as good as they sound!

    GracelleRhea
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice bunch...! I want to order one if I could

    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say it with poop! www.ipoopyou.com

    EricaEscapes
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can poop in one hand and trust in the other and you'll see which one weighs the most! The fact is ALL men are cheating scum. Every women should carry a rolling pin in one hand, and install this app on their husbands phone with the other. There is no longer any reason to "trust", you don't even need to spy on their smartphone now'days. Get married, get the truth, get a divorce and start a new life! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PCWYkQHTf8

    JasperLloyd
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the Eat S**t cake and reminded me of the Help

    MirandaWhitehead
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hell yes i would give it to someone i hate

    BethanHilsdon
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the hidden whore cake! Nice job

    Fatémé Ahmadi
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These M****r F****r cakes seem F***ing delicious....want it.

    NacoleRieger
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t here in my home state no less how did I not know about this bakery?!

    Beth22
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would help keep her in business for sure!

    Beth22
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all the complainers, here's a thought...DON'T BUY THEM THEN! This woman has every right to free enterprise. Jeez!

    Beth22
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the complainers, here's a thought, DON'T BUY THEM THEN! This woman has every right to free enterprise. Jeez!

    Mickey Curtis
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How 'bout a message that says FIND THE TOENAIL

    MickeyCurtis
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she should make one that says FIND THE TOENAIL on it! ;-)

    Ciperez19
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HILARIOUS!! They are the perfect gift to give to someone you HATE! Awesome!

    GlynisLailann
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a bakery here in Cape Town called Charley's Bakery. On their cakes boxes is written "Mucking Afazing Cakes"

    GracieSaad
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you make these for me on my birthday!?!?

    Pete Lanza
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EAT S**T & DIE never tasted so good.

    JulieClose
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes funny is just funny. Not everything in life needs to be scrutinized.

    cjscar
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmm.....worth a chuckle but not a lot more....hey there is a market for everything today ,,,,not a good idea for valentines day though

    PyroMannco
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good sweet idea for my ex :D

    ArturoGarcia
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*****g awesome... I see some of these commenting douches need a piece of "eat s**t and die " pie

    DingoElGringo
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll have to try that in our bakery. Is the idea patented?

    Tytär Evgenia
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would eat s**t and whore and butt a*s muffins!

    Liana Newton
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is deliciously brilliant!!

    DaniellaSforza
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For creepy people imbittered by life.

    DarylJackson
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why waste a good cake or pie. Send a card, with your personal message. You eat the cake.

    MargaridaBarata
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably don't mean it! Go away = stay ;)

    Emgeety
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they must been created by a woman! :-D

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