People Are Sharing The Things That Dads Do But Nobody Knows Why, And They’re Spot-On (30 Tweets)

They think sleep is for the weak and they don't wanna be weak OR they know falling asleep in front of a loved one is rude and they don't want to be rude to their loved one

It's satisfying. Try it.

for prevented them to stick to their skin

Because 'in their day' they didn't have to use no stinkin' GPS

They exhausted

This is the "at ease" pose that many servicemen are used to. He's relaxed but observant.

Because they do not want some fancy s**t. They ask what they need.

Well I'm not a dad but I do take grilling or any kind of meat cooking seriously. I mean the animal had to die so you can eat it, the least you can do to respect that, is being really focused on making it really delicious :D

Back pain, mostly

It hides our terrible handwriting.

I think I´m a Dad then... ^^

because silence is golden when you have kids.

Because most food dates are arbitrary

we mentally stop ageing around 18.

because we don't have purses.

Because Homer Simpson started it.

To make room for the desserts.

Why do kids always have to pee as soon as the car moves?

Dumb question. Answer - Easier to get out, easier to load/ unload the trunk when it isn't facing traffic, Dads don't see it as a special showy thing, just an obvious thing to do.

Do you have change in your purse?

Not just dads do this ...

Dad jokes are our God given right and we are going to use them.

The mirrors and seat clearly need to be adjusted, because the car is so badly parked they need to move it.

Put a jumper on, save the world/wallet

Is it an Irish Setter? I talk to Scottish Terriers in a Scottish accent.

They are showing self restraint, they know they will accidentally keep any pen they accept

Free

Never! Why do wife and kids always have theirs on silent and miss every message a dad sends?

Because they would look silly in a Hello Kitty shirt.

Secret for you...we hate texting. We are not 13 yr old girls. A 30 second phone conversation can take the place of 20 text messages and misunderstandings.

Cause you're not special

Because people with great sense of humor know what is funny. And also you probably make it too easy for him.

machete Don't text

So as not to throw away the dental prosthesis

Because they have unrealistic expectations that the person they are lecturing will actually learn from it

because the years of bitching and complaining from our wives and kids have made us deaf.

I thought they only wore New Balance

Well if Captain America does it then it's ok...

I have my ringtone set as high as possible coz I can’t hear it otherwise. I don’t have a smart phone though. I have a dumb phone with buttons.

Because it’s someone who actually listens to us.

My kid loves when throw him, swing him, wrestle him, etc. Find me a 3 year old,boy who wouldn't love that

Money. Higher AC = more money on electric bill

Milk = strong bones = raising strong children = proud

We hold a purse like a dead squirrel too, for much the same reasons.

Not all dads ... but that is the gum most kids ask for

Cheapest sneakers are white (for some reason) and is one of the best style to keep sand out., plus better for walking/foot support

To learn and/or annoy

LOL.. I do this.

Because.. moms are still expected to run around and do sh*t while sick while dads are allowed to "rest and take it easy"

YA BABY!!...Damn, now I want Arby's :(

Cold beer good, warm beer bad

we loved weird things

I hate it when I get text replies from my brother with K. He’s not even a dad.

She misspelt kids

Because that's exactly how directions work! North, South, East and West are not inventions of the crazed mind. They existed long before digital technology, and they'll exist long after you drop your phone two blocks from your house and suddenly realize you have no clue where you are and where to go from there.

We don't, but you wont do it yourself.

They accumulate with age.

Because it's impossible to be mad while you're listening to reggae. this is a fact. and when you have kids....reggae is life.

you can expend that to lot of culture around the world

They'd realized how easy it was to find their name on a gas station keychain

They' don't have purses to stick all the receipts in