Everyone loves jokes, even if they are really corny. So we’ve decided to illustrate the first 1,000 funny/silly/clever short jokes we come across, usually 5 to 10 per day. We’re currently just over 400.

By all means submit one to us, and if we like it, we’ll illustrate it.

More info: amazon.com

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Angel
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2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG I actually burst out laughing to this one!!

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Hawk
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2 years ago

Smartass

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Alia Gail
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2 years ago

Ouch....

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Sel Bonda
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2 years ago

Simbling rivalaughry!

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Var Vas
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2 years ago

call him anything. he cant hear you

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Wanda Queen
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2 years ago

Awww. Poor irrelephant.

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Daria B
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2 years ago

Likewise, for Italian speakers.... "Qual'è il tempo più odiato dei pomodori?" ^_-

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omer the raven
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2 years ago

it is E

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Emma Magg
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2 years ago

What stays in the corner but travels all around the world? A stamp

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Tih Nicastro
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2 years ago

Say that to a ‘hairstylist’ and wait for the answer.... lol

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Suman Nissi
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2 years ago

Wow really nice..!

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Katie Rosario
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2 years ago

My 8 year old just destroyed this joke. She said, "A watch". uhhhhh......yes, yes you're correct, it is a watch.

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Bunnies are better!!
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2 years ago

this is why people look so sad too..

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Susan Forbes
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2 years ago

But the food was out of this world! I'll see myself out

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PyroarRanger
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2 years ago

Omg XD

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Cilantro The Fox
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2 years ago

Aww he got his ears back>~<

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Echo
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2 years ago

Good twist on the ol' I Scream joke.

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Emma Magg
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2 years ago

Why didn’t the skeleton climb the hill? He didn’t have the guts

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Madeline Shafer
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6 months ago

also when parents change genders

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Audrey Biloon
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7 months ago

Awww...wish no one would eat them...EVER!!

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Lyra Sis
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2 years ago

clever

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Nuniek Widiayani
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2 years ago

it was so depressing hehehe

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Neeraj Jha
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2 years ago

So he was a loner boner?

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Zoe Nikolakakis
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2 years ago

WoW just wow

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Taryn Wallace
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2 years ago

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no ideer !!!! ****BA DUM TSSSSS****

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ShayLynne Bronson
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1 year ago

i like that < D

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Shiva Dheva
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2 years ago

Dat face. LOL 😂

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Derron Grant Jr.
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2 years ago

it's smore than that I imagine

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Misterxpanda
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2 years ago

Aren't we all

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Artlover
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8 months ago

HAHAHAHAHA. don’t do drugs, kids

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Conar McKenzie
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2 months ago

Now I need to get the weed eater

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Judith Bartz
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2 years ago

Yes

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Hamlets twin
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2 years ago

'cause he was a registered six offender

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Celina
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2 years ago

Am I the only one who read this as pills?

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Dana Zuber
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2 years ago

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Dana Zuber
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2 years ago

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godavari doke
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2 years ago

Such a moo point

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Cordelia
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2 years ago

Lol

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Emma Magg
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2 years ago

How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away its chair

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Mad Haberdasheress
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2 years ago

In this case, wouldn't it be "where IN earth have you been?" :D

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Viviane Ellingson
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2 years ago

John: No, you aren't a Human!

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Echo
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2 years ago

Baa baa shop. Barber shop. A term used to describe a shop that cuts hair among other things.

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Sykz
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2 years ago

Or use COWGEBRA!

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Venera Krasniqi
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2 years ago

what did the ocean say to the other ocean? nothing they just waved

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Mistrz Varflock
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2 years ago

Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C#.

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Viviane Ellingson
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2 years ago

Dat is truuuuue

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Aubrey
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2 years ago

or the body 2

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Hailey B
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1 year ago

No

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Hailey B
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1 year ago

Haha very funny

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Celina
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2 years ago

Cats could never have bad jokes.

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Hailey B
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9 months ago

Parma JOHN

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Hailey B
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9 months ago

More like the Coronavirus

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Hailey B
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9 months ago

Croc doc

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Hailey B
Community Member
9 months ago

Pineapple stuffed with letters

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Hailey B
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9 months ago

A gorilla in the peachy squad

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Courtney Newcome
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2 years ago

Here's a joke for you: How do you know there is an elephant under your bed? Because your nose is touching the ceiling.

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Hailey B
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9 months ago

Nothing... there inanimate objects

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Emma Magg
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2 years ago

Why was the computer sneezing? It had a virus

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Hailey B
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9 months ago

Why was the ninja sneezing? It had the Kung Flu

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