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50 Funny And Painfully True Memes That Anyone Who’s “30 And Tired” Might Understand Perfectly (New Pics)
In an interview with Vogue, Emma Watson said she has made the decision to "self-partner" herself in her thirties. Indeed, after entering this decade, you stop obsessing about what friends, neighbors, colleagues, and relatives might think of you and start picking and choosing who you hang out with and what for, preserving your energy and time for yourself because, let's face it, accumulating responsibilities is exhausting.
Nothing illustrates this period of life more vividly than the Instagram account '30 And Tired.' Whether you aren't yet part of the club, already belong to it, or have moved on to other ones, scrolling through its hilariously honest memes should help you get a better understanding of this hectic era.
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#1
Speaking Of
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 3 years ago
Two old men were talking. The first one said, " It's terrible. I pee every morning around six, and have a bowel movement every morning around seven." The second one asks, "What's so terrible about that?" First guy answers, "I don't wake up until eight!"
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#2
Don’t Say These Things To Me
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 3 years ago
This. But then I'll just need to pee a bunch so best I stay sitting upright and re-watching The Labrynth with the late, great David Bowie for the 1213th time.
#3
Not My Bag, Not My Problem
#4
I Regret Nothing
#5
We’re All Pretty Cool Tho
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 3 years ago
Don't dress the same, fo sho. Work me has earrings, mascara and cute blazers. Home me has jam on her cheek and a mysterious stain on her sneakers.
#6
Just Gonna Set It To Delicate And Hope For The Best
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 3 years ago
This is why I don't buy anything that says those forbidden words.
#8
This Post Is Brought To You By My Wife
Mason Kronol 3 years ago
LOL I can so relate. My husband;s butt is glued to the couch until I'm in the kitchen and then suddenly he has an important story to tell me that he must make eye contact with me and grab some ice tea. GET OUT!
#9
Do Try To Keep Up
Chihuahua Mama 3 years ago
I'm very guilty of this. I frequently am informed that the 'other day' I'm referring to was over a year ago
#10
Being In Bed At 8pm Sounds Glorious
#11
Ah Yes…. That’s The Good Stuff
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 3 years ago
A true moment of zen. Bonus points if you've got a pet somewhere nearby, equally excited to be doing nothing.
#12
If I Hear A Song I Can’t Remember Might As Well Make It A Good 2-3 Hours
troufaki13 3 years ago
I hit pause, then go to google to search and then be on my phone for an hour before resuming the movie 🙄
#13
Oh Look It’s 11pm, Time For Bed
#14
Rise And Take It Easy While I Complete All My Tasks In A Timely Fashion
#15
My Precious
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 3 years ago
Happens in the blink of an eye. And that eye now requires devices to see properly.
#16
It’s Friday Friends
#17
I Still Expect An Invite Though
#18
Hello Old Friend
#19
How Dare Y… What The Fu… Imma Need A Minute
Taryn Bailey 3 years ago
Yup...... I got teased HORRIBLY for my f***y pack back in the day, and now they're all over the place
#20
That’s The Good Stuff
#21
Bro When Have I Ever Needed The Ingredients For A Remoulade?
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 3 years ago
Also, the me who cooks dinner on Monday isn't the same me cooking on Friday. Dinner? It's called a big heaping plate of figure it tf out.
#22
I Had My Realization That I’m Old When I Looked At A Pair Of Dr. Scholls Shoes And Thought “Damn Those Look Comfy As Hell”
#23
Oh Shit My Exam! Wait.. I’m 33.. I Haven’t Been In School For Over 10 Years
Taryn Bailey 3 years ago
Then you check, and you got so much freaking time, but your brain won't shut the eff back up so you can go back to sleep!
#24
Shhhhshshsh! Do You Hear That??
Shannon Hawks 3 years ago
i can just picture all the neighborhood kids getting shoved to the ground while adults are running to the corner
#25
Go Ahead. Read. What. It. Says
#26
I Don’t Have A Problem. You Have A Problem
#27
This Is My Personality Trait
#28
What’s Your Late Night Snack Of Choice? I’ve Been On A Mini Kitkat “Unwrapped” Bender For A Week And A Half With No End In Sight
#29
Don’t Forget To Drink Water Today
#30
Sh*t I’m In My Thirties And I’d Still Do This Over Being On My Phone
#31
I Remember When Movie Tickets Were $4.25
#32
First Question. How Good Are You With Directions By Landmarks?
troufaki13 3 years ago
I'm pretty sure I have something to do with some of the people that are on the missing person list 😬
#33
Pizza And I Just Have A Longer History
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 3 years ago
My baby spinach just got its drivers license and it judges me constantly. Pfft.
#34
She Is Coming
#35
Carnival Avocado Sounds Like Something Super Questionable But I’m Gonna Eat It Anyways
#36
Gives Us The Foods
#37
Why Didn’t I Think Of That?
#38
Me Staying Out Past 9
Dianellian 3 years ago
I can barely party like I did in my 40’s. (Shhh, close to 60 now) why do I feel like I’m still growing up?
#39
And Instead Of Infinity Stones, She Collected Pig Tails
#40
*snaps Picture*
Chihuahua Mama 3 years ago
I always joke that my dogs must work night shifts without my knowledge
#41
It’s Friday Everyone
#42
Me With Stovetop Knobs
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 3 years ago
This isn't getting old, this is OCD, friends. Getting old is "Eh, I've got insurance. It'll probably be fine."
#43
*pops Aleve* Im In My Prime
#44
2am, 8am, Noon, 2pm, 5pm? What’s The Difference Really?
#45
Bro…
#46
I Know What I Must Do But I Don’t Know If I Have The Strength To Do It
Will Cable 3 years ago
It took a lot of energy to eat all the cake, so it is null and void......well that is what we should be telling ourselves
#47
Some Things Never Change
#48
And Now We Play The Waiting Game
#49
It Doesn’t Look Bad Does It?
#50
I Asked My Wife And This Is 100% Accurate.. Wait… What?
#51
It’s A Hell Of An Adventure Trying To Follow Me Though
#52
The Limit Does Not Exist
Nancy Marine 3 years ago
Can you ever have too many mimosas? And if there are different flavors? Oh, fuhgeddaboudit.
#53
New Response Loaded For Every “So What Are You Doing Now” Question At Any Family Gathering From Here On Out
#54
Everybody Just Shut….thefuckup
#55
I Wore My Nice Sweats
Vasana Phong 3 years ago
Yep, you know you’re old when when you take out your best clothes to go to the market
#56
So Long Souvenir California Coffee Mug. I Hardly Knew Ye For A Day
#57
Also Me: Hits Snooze 20 Times When My Alarm Goes Off At 6
#58
Can’t Have Too Many Blankets
#59
Bottom Left
#60
So. Many. Responsiberities
#61
Get Off Your Phone Ya Jackhole
#62
Full Circle
#63
Eh Maybe Sitting On Instagram For An Hour Or Two Will Help Me Remember
#64
This….. Is Wonderful
#65
I Needed This
#66
“What Was That!?” Nothing!
#67
Fuck It, I Don’t Got Anywhere To Be Tonight
Roan The Demon Kitty 3 years ago
I have lactose intolerance, as well as gallstone atm, so.. this is me because I have no self control. A few weeks ago I made scones, but made too much cream. so I just sat and ate the excess cream. ._. and the other day I made coffee with condensed milk... and then wonder why I get stomach ache so much :')
#69
Reflecting In Aisle 4
#70
Fun Fact: My Sister Made Me Listen To The Barbie Girl Song About 5 Times A Day For A Solid Month When She Got It On A Cassette Tape
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 3 years ago
My debit card looks like a cassette tape. I'm really old.
#72
Day Drinking Or Nothin
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
There is no way out of here. It will be dark soon. The Master does not approve!
#73
Got Damn My Dude You Gotta Give My Knees A Min
#74
It Is Not 10:01 You May Proceed With The Enthusiasm
Vasana Phong 3 years ago
My coworkers, every morning, like we do did this good morning thing every day
#75
Workin 9 To 5 Or Hardly Workin
#76
Im Just Resting My Eyes
#79
This Was A Terrible Idea
#80
Yeah Haha Yeah You Right You Right But That’s A No No Word Sweetie
#81
Being A Mallrat Is A Right Of Passage I Get It, I Was Once One Of You But Damnit All I Wanna Do Now Is Buy A New Pair Of Khakis In Peace
#82
People Just Be Peoplein
#83
Everything Is Terrible But This Coffee Is Amazing. I’m Having Trouble Controlling The Sound Of My Voice!
#84
It’s Lit Fam
#85
Yep. I Was Right
Vasana Phong 3 years ago
For me it’s when either the cat or dog wakes me up at 4ish, instead of going back to sleep I go on BP( like now) knowing damn well I have to get up at 6
#88
I’ll Take Eating In A Burger Chair Over A Regular Chair Any Day
#89
This Is A More Accurate Description For Me 8:00pm Sun-Tues: Cameron Wed-Thurs: Rooney Fri-7:00pm Sun: Ferris
David A Paterson 3 years ago
When you get even older. Relating to Steptoe. Relating to Alf Garnet.
#90
Keep Acting Up
Nancy Marine 3 years ago
Completely accurate. Also the equivalent of, "I'm telling Mom/Dad/the teacher."
#93
You Know What They Say.. Wine Before Liquor Never Been Sexier
#95
How Hard Could It Be?
#97
You Know What I Mean? Me: Uh.. Yyyyyess..?
#99
This And A Goofy Movie Pizza Are The Only Options
#101
Looks Like We Got Ourselves A Rumble
#102
And Now Your Brain All Day Today. You’re Welcome
The Problem With Censorship Is ******* 3 years ago
I had the single. It had zebra stripes. :-D
#103
This Is Terrible. I’m Glad Everyone’s Having A Good Time
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Hydro Keychain 3 years ago
30 and tired??? Just wait kiddos, you'll be here (50's and 60's) in the blink of an eye.
ConstantlyJon 3 years ago
Does anyone remember that moment in time around 2011 or so when FML.com was a thing and then all of the sudden there were a million knock offs like MLIA? Is that just me?
AnaBanana 3 years ago
OMG yes! I was just thinking about this the other day and wondering if those sites were still even around. I doubt most of those posts were even real.
Load More Replies... Will Cable 3 years ago
When you start buying radio controlled wall clocks because you can't be bothered to change them and hour during BST/GMT daylight saving etc change over.
Hydro Keychain 3 years ago
30 and tired??? Just wait kiddos, you'll be here (50's and 60's) in the blink of an eye.
ConstantlyJon 3 years ago
Does anyone remember that moment in time around 2011 or so when FML.com was a thing and then all of the sudden there were a million knock offs like MLIA? Is that just me?
AnaBanana 3 years ago
OMG yes! I was just thinking about this the other day and wondering if those sites were still even around. I doubt most of those posts were even real.
Load More Replies... Will Cable 3 years ago
When you start buying radio controlled wall clocks because you can't be bothered to change them and hour during BST/GMT daylight saving etc change over.
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