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Baristas can be true lifesavers—they make that delicious, sweet coffee that gets us through the day, they supply the masses with tasty shakes on a hot summer day, and basically provide a much-needed service that all of us have used at least once. But not all is good in barista land. For one, they belong to customer service, which comes with its own challenges that have long been documented. Another difficulty for baristas can be... their job as a whole.
A Twitter user who goes by human plushie (@INTERNETM1LF) started a viral thread where people posted the kind of ridiculous orders they've received from customers (and each one needs to be fulfilled—that's the service, after all). There's a whole plethora out there, and here are some of the more notable ones.
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The orders can range from absolutely bland, something akin to water with little to no flavor, to an essay length of requirements that the barista will have to figure out. And let's not forget, because the customer is always right, these drinks become a true challenge of willpower. Some even asked for a bee in a cup... Why? No one knows, but it's there.
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Mae Mosse 4 years ago
Nah they need it for a small severed body part like a finger, toe, ear, man’s bits etc
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Jessica Nametz 4 years ago
Not gonna lie, I like this idea... Crushed ice like that is awesome to chew on...
Batwench 4 years ago
Maybe someone had injured themselves and needed ice and this was the only place around.
Mary Peace 4 years ago
Would they really charge for ice in that situation?
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And these orders aren't generated at a single central point—you can find them in all the cafes and shops that offer drinks. The majority do come from Starbucks, but there's a Dunkin' Donuts in the list too. Basically, no barista is safe from the scourge of silly orders, for which we can only offer our sympathies.
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Natalie Bohrteller 4 years ago
I'm glad they decided not to take whip, that would have been too much.
We all probably have our favorite drinks, but these orders take it to the next level. And seeing how some of them are very excessive or just downright mocking, it's safe to say that customers sometimes go overboard. This also gives a glimpse into why so many baristas look overworked (or forget your name... they have mile-long orders to remember!)
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Isabella Rowe 4 years ago
" can I get an iced Berry lemonade just with no ice berry lemonade?" "you sure?" "positive" later " I have an iced Berry lemonade with no ice berry lemonade, for Kaila!" * all heads turn*
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qwertyuiop 4 years ago
I do not understand the obsession with Starbucks. The coffee is terrible!
Troux 4 years ago
I like Starbucks but I don't go there for coffee, I go there for coffee-flavored milkshakes. This thread suggests I'm not alone.
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Kirsten Kerkhof 4 years ago
I just wonder: how do people find out these mixes? So many pumps of this and so many of that. I just cannot figure that out ...
Moosy Girl 4 years ago
YEAH! That’s exactly what I was thinking, how do they come up with these? Are they ex employees who figured out a magic combo after hours? Do they have a syrup collection at home they experiment with to figure out a perfect pump to coffee ratio? Is it part of a math or science class somewhere? I didn’t even know you could ask for a specific amount of pumps of this or that.
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Tabernus 4 years ago
Do you have to pay for all the extra stuff?? or can you ask for 24 shots of something for free? (I don't do silly coffee)
MidNightWriter24 4 years ago
Yes. Yes you have to pay for the extra shots. But why would anyone order these monstrosities?
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JennyLaRue 4 years ago
I can't believe they have an ordering system that allows these options, asides from anything, adding so many extras to drinks has got to be losing money.
Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago
This is why I like my coffee black... no milk, sugar, flavor... just rich roast straight. I'd die of glucose poisoning just looking at these.
Sista of the moon 4 years ago
These are terrible but in high school and college i want to be a Starbucks barista now.
Mr. Derpy Dino 4 years ago
I once got a small cup filled with only caramel and crunch, no drink, but only because i needed it for my moms b-day cake.
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Signe Manat Hansen 4 years ago
Just so you know, not going to Starbucks doesn't make you interesting or a better person.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
I wouldn't even be able to order these things. Halfway through, I'd just forget what I was even doing there. Not to mention that I'd rather shoot sugar right into my veins instead of putting that stuff into my mouth. I like sweet things, sometimes, but this is just gross
Katinka Min 4 years ago
Are all these extra pumps free?? I've not been to a starbucks in ages, but in all other places you pay 50 cents for adding one syrup.
Franc Esca 4 years ago
Half of these are obviously people who just needed ingredients on the go
Just saying 4 years ago
You could feed a family of 5 for a week with most of these Maybe not the wasp.
Megumi Saikou 4 years ago
I'm starting to know why more than 40% of americans are obese. 20% is dumb, and the other 20% is just plain retarded and scary people.
RoseTheMad 4 years ago
Geez, you want some coffee with that sugar and syrup? If you don't want to taste the coffee and just want something sweet, get a damn milkshake.
ERIN W. 4 years ago
FORGIVE ME PLEASE! But I am at a loss as to why anyone would "junk up", put a WHOLE LOT of stuff into, their coffee if they went there to drink COFFEE?! Now mind you you'll still might get a "slight" coffee taste, after a truck load of things are put into it HOWEVER it just seems to me that it's "NO LONGER COFFEE"when one puts all these different things in it! I DON'T know I am not a coffee drinker in any way shape or form but I just think it would ruin/NOT enhance it's flavor?! Just wandering! And I DO know that everyone's taste(s) are different from each other's but I've been asking myself for a long while now, WHY?!
Ravens Mom 4 years ago
Now I feel so lame because I will just order a green iced tea with extra ice
Ivy la Sangrienta 4 years ago
This might as well be in cyrillic or something because I don't drink coffee and don't frequent starbucks and have no idea why these are bad but the don't look like coffee.
Heather Mullen 4 years ago
They should make them stand there and drink it, I think they do it for pics like this. No wonder Starbucks failed in Australia here we drink decent coffee.
Mimi777 4 years ago
I don't know what a lot of these terms mean. What does blonde mean ? What's the difference between the sauce, drizzle, and syrup? And other words I've never heard of. I typically get just a black coffee if i do go to Starbucks every once in a while but i really like the iced caramel macchiato when I have a sweet tooth.
Jackie Walters 4 years ago
My husband and I owned a coffee business. We had a customer ask for a mocha. She took one sip and said yuck this tastes like coffee!
Alexis draskinis 4 years ago
Im a sugar liking person & this post kinda made me vomit in my mouth a few times...
Bill Cipher 4 years ago
absolutely ridiculous (quick question what is splenda?) i've never had coffee
Tiggy Darling 4 years ago
Can't help but thinking that people are asking for 54 pumps of syrup then going back to their coffee shop and topping up their dispensers.
qwertyuiop 4 years ago
I do not understand the obsession with Starbucks. The coffee is terrible!
Troux 4 years ago
I like Starbucks but I don't go there for coffee, I go there for coffee-flavored milkshakes. This thread suggests I'm not alone.
Load More Replies... Kirsten Kerkhof 4 years ago
I just wonder: how do people find out these mixes? So many pumps of this and so many of that. I just cannot figure that out ...
Moosy Girl 4 years ago
YEAH! That’s exactly what I was thinking, how do they come up with these? Are they ex employees who figured out a magic combo after hours? Do they have a syrup collection at home they experiment with to figure out a perfect pump to coffee ratio? Is it part of a math or science class somewhere? I didn’t even know you could ask for a specific amount of pumps of this or that.
Load More Replies... Tabernus 4 years ago
Do you have to pay for all the extra stuff?? or can you ask for 24 shots of something for free? (I don't do silly coffee)
MidNightWriter24 4 years ago
Yes. Yes you have to pay for the extra shots. But why would anyone order these monstrosities?
Load More Replies... JennyLaRue 4 years ago
I can't believe they have an ordering system that allows these options, asides from anything, adding so many extras to drinks has got to be losing money.
Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago
This is why I like my coffee black... no milk, sugar, flavor... just rich roast straight. I'd die of glucose poisoning just looking at these.
Sista of the moon 4 years ago
These are terrible but in high school and college i want to be a Starbucks barista now.
Mr. Derpy Dino 4 years ago
I once got a small cup filled with only caramel and crunch, no drink, but only because i needed it for my moms b-day cake.
Load More Replies... Signe Manat Hansen 4 years ago
Just so you know, not going to Starbucks doesn't make you interesting or a better person.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
I wouldn't even be able to order these things. Halfway through, I'd just forget what I was even doing there. Not to mention that I'd rather shoot sugar right into my veins instead of putting that stuff into my mouth. I like sweet things, sometimes, but this is just gross
Katinka Min 4 years ago
Are all these extra pumps free?? I've not been to a starbucks in ages, but in all other places you pay 50 cents for adding one syrup.
Franc Esca 4 years ago
Half of these are obviously people who just needed ingredients on the go
Just saying 4 years ago
You could feed a family of 5 for a week with most of these Maybe not the wasp.
Megumi Saikou 4 years ago
I'm starting to know why more than 40% of americans are obese. 20% is dumb, and the other 20% is just plain retarded and scary people.
RoseTheMad 4 years ago
Geez, you want some coffee with that sugar and syrup? If you don't want to taste the coffee and just want something sweet, get a damn milkshake.
ERIN W. 4 years ago
FORGIVE ME PLEASE! But I am at a loss as to why anyone would "junk up", put a WHOLE LOT of stuff into, their coffee if they went there to drink COFFEE?! Now mind you you'll still might get a "slight" coffee taste, after a truck load of things are put into it HOWEVER it just seems to me that it's "NO LONGER COFFEE"when one puts all these different things in it! I DON'T know I am not a coffee drinker in any way shape or form but I just think it would ruin/NOT enhance it's flavor?! Just wandering! And I DO know that everyone's taste(s) are different from each other's but I've been asking myself for a long while now, WHY?!
Ravens Mom 4 years ago
Now I feel so lame because I will just order a green iced tea with extra ice
Ivy la Sangrienta 4 years ago
This might as well be in cyrillic or something because I don't drink coffee and don't frequent starbucks and have no idea why these are bad but the don't look like coffee.
Heather Mullen 4 years ago
They should make them stand there and drink it, I think they do it for pics like this. No wonder Starbucks failed in Australia here we drink decent coffee.
Mimi777 4 years ago
I don't know what a lot of these terms mean. What does blonde mean ? What's the difference between the sauce, drizzle, and syrup? And other words I've never heard of. I typically get just a black coffee if i do go to Starbucks every once in a while but i really like the iced caramel macchiato when I have a sweet tooth.
Jackie Walters 4 years ago
My husband and I owned a coffee business. We had a customer ask for a mocha. She took one sip and said yuck this tastes like coffee!
Alexis draskinis 4 years ago
Im a sugar liking person & this post kinda made me vomit in my mouth a few times...
Bill Cipher 4 years ago
absolutely ridiculous (quick question what is splenda?) i've never had coffee
Tiggy Darling 4 years ago
Can't help but thinking that people are asking for 54 pumps of syrup then going back to their coffee shop and topping up their dispensers.
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