Pick-up lines are an undying form of art. They truly are! How else would you describe humanity's wish to fit the perfect first impression, a dash of mystique, and a whole lot of intrigue into just one or two mega-short sentences? See, it truly is art! And while on the trial and error path of concocting the best pick-up line there ever was, lots of things can go awry, and loads of bad pick-up lines see daylight. And this list is dedicated to exactly that - the worst pick-up lines ever. Read it as a scholarly article, learn these stupid pick-up lines, and never use them, even if your dear life depends on it!
Of course, some of these funny pick-up lines are so bad they are good, but if you're ever tempted to use them, wait until you've solidified your relationship and are pretty certain that the line and your S.O.’s sense of humor are thoroughly compatible. If unsure - proceed with something less precarious. The best thing to do with these terrible pick-up lines, though, would be to study the reasons why they are so bad and come up with something entirely different. That way, you'll know that your pick-up line is safe to use.
Ready to check out our blacklist of horrible pick-up lines? If so, scroll on down below and read them in their full glory. Be sure to rate the pick-up lines by their horribleness, and share this article with anyone who you think would have a thing or two to learn from them!
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You must be so tired after running through my mind all day.
NASA called. They said you’re out of this world.
You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot, and I want s’more.
Do you believe in love at first sight — or should I walk by again?
My favorite word is menu… It has me n u.
Excuse me. I think you dropped something. Nevermind, it’s just my jaw.
Are you a dictionary?
Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
Are you a time traveler?
Because I see you in my future!
You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!
Well, here I am. You have two more wishes.
Just so you know, I wrote a complaint to Spotify – you totally deserved this week’s hottest single.
When I text you good night later, what phone number should I use?
Are you a banana?
Because you are very appealing.
Uh-oh! If you’re down here, who’s running heaven?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U together.
The english keyboard did it for you, take a look if you don’t believe me :)
Can I borrow a kiss?
I promise I’ll give it back!
I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?
Are you my appendix?
I don’t know what you do or how you work, but I feel like I should take you out.
If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
So I'd be greasy under cooked poorly put together and overall undesirable. Just saying
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
Did it hurt?
When you fell from heaven?
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one.
And if you said that, you'd be right (get it? RIGHT? Like a right trian--you know what, I'll just show myself out)
Can you take off your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings?
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Are you certified in CPR?
Because you just took my breath away.
Are you Alexa?
Because you’re the answer to all my questions.
Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember. Your name was in the dictionary right next to the term “gorgeous”!
Do you have a Band-Aid?
Because I scraped my knee falling for you.
I have two percent battery left, and I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?
Do you like cheese?
If you get with me I’ll show you a gouda time.
If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!
God was really showing off when he made you!
Your middle name has to be Gillette, right?
Because you’re definitely the best a man can get!
Ma’am, I’m going to need you to step away from the bar–you’re melting all the ice.
I’ve got forks and I’ve got knives. All I need is a little spoon.
Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.
I seem to have lost my number — can I have yours?
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
'When we met, you were pretty and I was lonely.. Now I'm pretty lonely' - Lemony Snicket Reminded me of that for some reason, I love his quotes to Beatrice
I know it’s shocking, but I’m awful at flirting. What do you say to trying to pick me up instead?
Are you an orphanage?
Because I want to give you kids.
If you were words on a page, you would be the fine print.
Was your dad a boxer?
Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTEcumber!
I bet you didn’t know that you and the earth have something in common. You and the planet are both getting hotter each year!
Did we take a class together?
I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
You were right- most of these should've never seen the light of day XD
How about, ¨How did you get through airport security, because you´re the bomb¨
You were right- most of these should've never seen the light of day XD
How about, ¨How did you get through airport security, because you´re the bomb¨
