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As anybody who's been to Japan (or anybody who frequently visits Bored Panda) will know, there's no shortage of things to do in the Land of the Rising Sun. We're not just talking about eating, cosplaying, and visiting awesome temples, either. We're talking about perusing the clothes stores in search of funny t-shirts with the best (or more like worst) examples of English turned Engrish via comically bad translations. Hunting for translation fails is precisely what somebody who goes by the name of critcrawl did recently. As you can see from these hilariously funny translations, they weren't disappointed with the results! Dainty Protagonist has to be our favorite - a t-shirt slogan that truly hits home. Which of these t-shirt fails do you sympathize the most with? Let us know in the comments!

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Badly Translated English Shirt

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Captain Planet
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha I want this shirt and wear it to all the birthday's I go. XD

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    Jeremie Guerra
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this one is not really badly translated ^^

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wearing this surely qualifies as one of the d owns.

    Jana Spreemann
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I have to ask now, because I see your comments EVERYWHERERE: Do you get paid for this?

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    Neeraj Jha
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what exactly does your D own?

    Lina Kei
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the same as if we speak japanese :D

    Kelly Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's it. Now I'm never going to get a tattoo written in a different language especially with different characters!

    Jet
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    r/i had a stroke also r/engrish

    rick hctep (Rick45)
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they must have been pissed up when they wrote this.

    Tracy Moorhead
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think of the fun watching people trying to read your shirt!!

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like Drunk Me Dictation.

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they used the correct You're.

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a foreign friend who chats with me in this style....

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people need to stop using Google translate without check the result first

    Annemarie Elshout
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are the reforme ? Stricktly protestant church?

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    Jeremie Guerra
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah well, I always tought i'd have a square future, who knows!

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