People Share The Worst Advice They’ve Ever Received #Badvice

10 minutes? he could have WALKED up the stairs dozens of times by then.

I hope his Dad recorded it! XD

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elevator, not escalator

But I bet your sinuses were nice and clear after!

*Facepalm* Your nose must have hurt big time. Just in case you don't know, put a little bit of "the green thing" into a separate small plate kinda thing, add soy sauce and mix them together. Then dip your sushi in it a little (not too much, it's too salty), and that is how we eat it in east Asia. Well, in Korea, at least. And indeed it tastes good.

Oh man... I died laughing. I pulled this on a friend once.

They thought I'd never had sushi so they told ME the green stuff was guacamole !!! Hahaha... must'a thought I was born yesterday

Happened to me! Anyone else?

Getting into Berghain ?

I felt really good about helping out an immigrent with directions, only to realize a few minutes later that I had sent him 1.5 kms in the wrong direction when the place he wanted to go was 50m away.

true! nobody'll mess with you in school after that. But nothing is saying about jail time

Nobody will mess with you... till your in jail. Then you will be messed with very often.

there is a special place in hell for such people

That's so mean. Poor child.

Now I'm wondering how the peel would taste......

I was told once as a kid that banana peals were poisonous and over ripe bananas would kill you.

Fiber is important!

Not bad at all :D

Perfect. I can really use. That, for many different occasions!

Clever! never though of that one. But... did it smell like cherry?

Glad you didn't drown.

Reminds me of that episode of "the Office" when Erin throws her disposable camera away after saying "its convenient to use these cameras, but it sucks you never get to see the pictures"

never Wonder how you could get the pictures?

the bacon grew or the pimple?

so did the pimple grew or the bacon?

😂

that actually works

Indeed. It was good advice!

That works tho

Interesting. I thought it was rude not opening it right away, in front of the one who gave you that present. Unless it's Christmas, of course, and it was a present given under the tree.

yes but one of the ingredients in vodka is potatoes and potatoes are good for you when you have a virus because they're easy to digest so it isn't ALL bad advice

Are you and your grandmother characters in Hey Arnold!?

Actually it worked on me. For a few hours at least.

clever

i see everyday people who had that advice

bc?

Better advice → cough loudly while releasing it, to cover the sound. It's kind of a lottery, though... If it smells, people will assume your mouth has problems...

Just point at someone else and look disgusted.

i didn't know bees had eye colors

Your father didn't like you very much, did he? ☹️

that was the surprise

Lol. That is almost right! I don't use anything I learned in school these days.