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Alice van Kempen • submitted a new post 3 months ago

Animals, Photography

My Dog And I Explore Abandoned Places, And Here's What We Found So Far (30 New Pics)

Alice van Kempen • upvoted an item 3 months ago

Animals, Photography

My Dog And I Explore Abandoned Places, And Here's What We Found So Far (30 New Pics)

Alice van Kempen • commented on 3 posts 2 years ago

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23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Well, it's not like we don't have time to drip dry

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Hahahaha

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Well, it's not like we don't have time to drip dry

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Hahahaha

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

The son is around 16 months old and there is a toilet brush in the bathroom at the hotel and nowhere to hide it out of sight, so I carefully and with lots of eww, gah, blah make him understand that under no circumstance is he to touch it. So far so good. You know that feeling when there is too! much! quiet! when you have a small child. I found him in the bathroom, happily being very, very good. He was cleaning the toilet. With the brush I brought for the sole purpose of cleaning his bottle...

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Good.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

ICU ward won't allow plants or flowers...

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Those people were full of crap to begin with.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

I couldn't be happier with my spouse.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Every crisis will bring out the very best in humanity in a lot of people, but it will also bring out the very worst in some.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Who cares? Is anybody coming for a visit anytime soon? By the time there'll be a vaccine it'll be all be spick 'n' span again.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

LOL!

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Buon appetito!

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

The sad and terrible side of this is that there are very many women who are now having to spend 24/7 with their abusive husbands or partners. Femicide should maybe be added to coronavirus deaths. This is worldwide. "Domestic abuse killings appear to double during UK's lockdown" (The Independent)

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

The photo is perfect.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

In all fairness, if there were no customers for cheap-cheaper-the cheapest products there would be no production of them. Hands up, everyone who has ever bought something through Wish!, or Amazon, or H&M, Zara, or any other of the so-called fast fashion brands! We can all vote with our wallets when we buy something, spending more money for good, lasting quality or buying the cheap stuff that wont last. Second-hand clothing is great. You know that it won't shrink/stretch/lose colour/lose shape in the first wash, and it is a very economical way to buy excellent quality.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

In the states this is already the case.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

hmmmm... i wonder why....

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

And I want that dresser.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

I think it means take your time!

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Creepy. Love it.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

I bet that room was beautiful before. Now it's hauntingly beautiful.

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30 Of The Best Shots From The 2020 BigPicture Natural World Photography Competition

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

My hair is now the longest it's been since I was a teenager.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Or invest in a bidet. Of course, then you still have to dry off your patooty.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

And when they hit adolescence, they will be the Quaran-Teens.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

How about your drop the spam?

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

I wonder how many marriages are going to be destroyed and how many will be saved by isolating together.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

He's just trying to sniff your crotch!

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

I don't recall a disaster movie that has an old projection room in it ;)

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Very wise indeed!

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

With comments from people whose phone was probably made in China!

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Gym memberships, one of the worlds biggest waste of money. Most people just don't bother to cancel cause they go a few times or just don't want the hassle of trying to cancel it.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Truth

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Awesome setting! Love this!

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Love the vintage shoes!

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Sorry, that's a bit gross having your dog pretend to be your gynecologist.

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Alice van Kempen • submitted a new post 3 months ago

Animals, Photography

My Dog And I Explore Abandoned Places, And Here's What We Found So Far (30 New Pics)

Alice van Kempen • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Dogs, Photography

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Alice van Kempen • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Animals

Meet Claire, My Bull Terrier Who Loves To Pose In Flower Fields

Alice van Kempen • submitted a new post 6 years ago

Animals, Photography

My Dog And I Explore Abandoned Places Across Europe

Alice van Kempen • submitted 20 list additions 2 years ago

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Alice van Kempen • commented on 4 posts 2 years ago

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

LOL

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

I will tell you as soon as my mum has passed the TV

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

My Dog And I Explore Abandoned Places, And Here's What We Found So Far (30 New Pics)

I wondered too but she never ever reacted to something. Maybe we scare the shit out of them ;-)

Alice van Kempen • commented on a post 3 years ago

My Dog And I Explore Abandoned Places, And Here's What We Found So Far (30 New Pics)

She did LOL, there's one such picture in my new book

Alice van Kempen • commented on 15 posts 6 years ago

Artist Becomes One With Animals By Replacing Her Eye With Theirs

Brilliant artwork !

My Dog And I Explore Abandoned Places Across Europe

Thanks Gary

My Dog And I Explore Abandoned Places Across Europe

Thank you

My Dog And I Explore Abandoned Places Across Europe

Thanks Tammy

My Dog And I Explore Abandoned Places Across Europe

Thank you Marjorie

My Dog And I Explore Abandoned Places Across Europe

Thanks Mary

My Dog And I Explore Abandoned Places Across Europe

I think they saw your comment and changed the title

My Dog And I Explore Abandoned Places Across Europe

Thanks Tamara

My Dog And I Explore Abandoned Places Across Europe

Thank you Krasimira

My Dog And I Explore Abandoned Places Across Europe

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My Dog And I Explore Abandoned Places Across Europe

Not to creepy but always glad she's with me

My Dog And I Explore Abandoned Places Across Europe

Thank you Theresa, very much appreciated.

My Dog And I Explore Abandoned Places Across Europe

Thanks Suzanne

My Dog And I Explore Abandoned Places Across Europe

Thanks Claire

My Dog And I Explore Abandoned Places Across Europe

Thanks Sonia

Alice van Kempen • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

He's just trying to sniff your crotch!

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Sorry, that's a bit gross having your dog pretend to be your gynecologist.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Hahahaha

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

that makes sense.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

My hair is now the longest it's been since I was a teenager.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

hmmmm... i wonder why....

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Creepy. Love it.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Ha! Love the dolls in the caskets, and the "widow's veil" on the dog! *Props* to the OP for all your props.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Don’t get this one either!! Is it because men have to wash their hands after watching Marilyn because they jerk off while watching her? Idk

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

I want that dresser

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

And I want that dresser.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

I think it means take your time!

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

I think that's what they mean too. If someone was washing Marilyn Monroe, they would most likely take a very long time and be extremely thorough!

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

I’m going to assume that it meant taking a bath is fun, and washing each other up is pleasurable.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

that dresser though...

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Noooo not the WC brush in his month, it's yellow so filthy

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Well, it's not like we don't have time to drip dry

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Or invest in a bidet. Of course, then you still have to dry off your patooty.

23 Funny Coronavirus Facts And Thoughts By My Bull Terrier Claire

Nooo! There's an end to Netflix? *Illusions shattered*

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