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Good design improves your life. Meanwhile, bad design makes your life much, much worse. Not only that, but it can actively ruin your day. Don’t believe us? No worries, we’re bringing the proof.

People vented about the minor everyday inconveniences that turn out to be major problems and actively make their day a lot worse. We’ve collected the most egregious examples that hurt to read, and you can find them below. Read on for their experiences that are all frustratingly relatable and make you wish that more designers knew what they were doing.

#1

A woman with curly hair laughs loudly, expressing a funny everyday inconvenience. I need some maxi pads that won't stick to my underwear but stick to my pubes so well I give myself an accidental Brazilian pulling it off.

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The_Nicest_Misanthrope
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1 month ago

Been there 🤣

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    #2

    A person seals a cardboard box with tape, highlighting an everyday inconvenience of packing. I would like a roll of tape that has a hard to find end but when I do find and pull it, it shreds into 8 separate parts and I waste at least 6” of tape pulling the shreds and cutting it even again.

    notetosarah , Kateryna Hliznitsova / Unsplash Report

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 month ago

    I used to be a chronic nailbiter for decades. Literally never had any nails at all as I'd bite/rip them down past the nailbed. Now imagine trying to find/peel up the edge of masking/packing tape when you have no nails at all and only your dumb blunt skin fingertips XD

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    #3

    Hands scooping flour into a bag next to a scale, representing the everyday inconvenience of precise measurements in baking. Could I please have some plain flour with a teaspoon's worth of flour caught up in the folds at the top, so that when you open it, it's like your personal miniature ticker-tape parade that you have to clean up.

    elizathomascomedy , Curated Lifestyle / Unsplash Report

    Chihuahua Mama
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    1 month ago

    Same with bags of sugar

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    Thanks to negativity bias, a small inconvenience, an unkind word, or a small hassle can derail your entire day. Something unpleasant but cosmically unimportant, like spilling coffee on your favorite shirt because of a poorly designed takeaway cup, stepping into a puddle, or getting some (hopefully constructive, not destructive) feedback from your boss, can make you ruminate. You start thinking that the day is already ruined, even if you can still turn it around with a bit of effort.

    Focusing on the negatives more than the positives is hardwired into us because this is what helped our ancestors survive. The bad news is that this makes us particularly sensitive to situations where things don’t go our way. So, poorly designed products, packaging, and services can impact our day quite a bit, even if we objectively realize that the actual inconvenience is minuscule.

    #4

    A partially peeled tamper-evident seal on a bottle, a funny description of everyday inconveniences. I just need something with this tab to piss me off.

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    perylousdemon
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    1 month ago

    Those tabs only work about 10% of the time, if that.

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    #5

    A funny description of an everyday inconvenience: a napkin dispenser that gives you either 60 napkins or a small corner of one. Omg, thank you for offering! I’ll take one of these napkin dispensers, please!

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    Rali Meyer
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    1 month ago

    and the staff, instead of filling them loosely stuffs a hundred in

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    #6

    A close-up of a picture frame with multiple price tags that are difficult to remove, a common everyday inconvenience. I want a picture frame. BUT ONLY if the price tag is smack in the middle, and leaves an impossible to remove, gooey residue on the glass when you peel it off.

    ktjd70 , radtastictaylor / Reddit Report

    Rose the Cook
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    1 month ago

    Eucalyptus Oil.

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    Ideally, we’d all be able to increase our resilience and change our mindset so that tiny everyday inconveniences do not, well, inconvenience us. There’s only so much time and energy that we have each day, and it shouldn’t be squandered on things that genuinely don’t matter. That’s easier said than done, though.

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    Reid Daitzman, Ph.D., emphasizes that “everyone, everywhere, every day experiences minor emotional turmoil.” Psychological irritants and setbacks can cause mental health issues if they happen over a long period of time and are intense enough.

    “Any minor irritant can push someone over the edge,” he writes in a post on Psychology Today. Petty annoyances can be the things that finally lead to a breakdown if you’re under chronic stress.

    #7

    A person in a red sweater dispensing hand soap, illustrating everyday inconveniences. Hand soap pump that won’t pop up but just instead turns in circles so you have to unscrew and use it as a popsicle stick style dispenser please. Thank you!

    rachaelleahklein , Anna Shvets / Pexels Report

    BrownEyedGrrrl
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    1 month ago

    ...and pumps on shampoo bottles. I hate them.

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    #8

    A pair of Woolworths Essentials soft grip scissors in red packaging, illustrating everyday inconveniences that most people cant avoid. can you actually make a return for me? i bought a pair of scissors but i need scissors to get them out of the package.

    honneemakesthings , Anonymous / Reddit Report

    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    1 month ago

    Last time I bought a pair of those I made them cut them open at the store where I purchased them.

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    #9

    I’ll take shredded cheese in a resealable package, but a bad resealable package where, when you rip it open, you rip off the resealable ziploc, too.

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    Starbug
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    1 month ago

    Every dámn time!!!!!!

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    According to Daitzman, you have to reevaluate your current situation and priorities if you’re overreacting to minor frustrations with rage.

    He suggests doing the following things when dealing with irritating and annoying experiences:

    1. Put things in perspective
    2. Accept what you can't control
    3. Realize all people make mistakes or overreact
    4. Jot down your primary triggers
    5. Shift mental focus to more positives
    6. If possible, address the situation. If not, move on
    7. Grin and bear it. Have a laugh
    8. Be patient
    9. Avoid people you know who might mess with your head
    10. Understand moods

    If everyday inconveniences continue to cause chaos in your life, it might be time to reach out for help. Get in touch with a therapist or sign up for an anger management course. Recognizing that you need help requires some humility, but you should not see this as a personal failure. It is an opportunity to improve your life.

    #10

    I’ll take one of those Nature Valley granola bars that splinters into a thousand sharp crumbs when you bite into it. I want to find crumbs in my bra tonight.

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    Robert Millar
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    1 month ago

    So do I.

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    #11

    A person holding a pill bottle and a glass of water, showing a common everyday inconvenience. I have a sprained wrist, can you grab me some Tylenol with the child safety cap that needs 2 hands to open.

    pinkpowerrangr , Jonathan Borba / Pexels Report

    Fred
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    1 month ago

    Tylenol is a brand name for paracetamol.

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    #12

    A TV remote surrounded by batteries, an everyday inconvenience when batteries run out. Really need something that requires the most obscure button battery. Please be sure the battery is not included.

    angie_suro , Terrance Barksdale / Pexels Report

    Robert Millar
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    1 month ago

    With a helpful picture of the most common battery.

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    We want to hear from you, Pandas!

    Which of these daily nuisances and bad design decisions did you vibe with the most? Which ones are likely to annoy you the most, and why?

    What everyday inconveniences did we miss that can genuinely ruin your day? Yours truly can’t stand it when cinema seat numbers are mislabeled and misplaced—it’s a tiny issue, but it leads to awkward encounters with other movie lovers.

    If it’s convenient for you, let us know what you think in the comments!

    #13

    I could use a small rock for my shoe. Not big enough for me to actually take my shoe off, but just small enough that I shake my foot around to get it to move to a spot that doesn’t hurt.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 month ago

    Oof! I don't know how OP could do it - if I feel even a smol pebble/bit of gravel in my shoe, I'm going to remove my shoe and shake it out, no matter where I am or what I'm doing!

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    #14

    Oh! I need a purse strap that slides off my shoulder constantly.

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    I'm.Just.A.Girl
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    1 month ago

    Please make sure it's at work too while my hands are full and a customer is approaching.

    #15

    Elderly man looking at phone with a frustrated expression, experiencing an everyday inconvenience. Can you get me a 500 pack of multi-factor authentications and 250 one time security codes?

    mdcappy , Helena Lopes / Pexels Report

    Rali Meyer
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    1 month ago

    sent to my "previously" erased iPhone 6

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    #16

    Can I have a bag of clementine oranges that look juicy but when you peel them they’re all just dry husks of orange pulp and a roll of paper towels with so much glue on the end that you shred like 3 layers just to get one? I think they’re down the aisle that is blocked by a herd of slow walkers. Be sure to get in line behind the old lady paying with a check!

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    Rali Meyer
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    1 month ago

    or, the old lady scratching through her purse endlessly: "I have the exact change", only to realize she's 5 cents short

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    #17

    Can I order a pack of strawberries that go mouldy the second you get home please?

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    perylousdemon
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    1 month ago

    Had this happen recently with raspberries and blackberries. I was not pleased.

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    #18

    Young woman holding bananas and a tote bag at a market, avoiding everyday inconveniences. A bunch of green bananas please. The ones that go right to brown and spotted and skip yellow.

    foodgal1 , Diana Light / Unsplash Report

    Rali Meyer
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    1 month ago

    and "launches" those mini flies on day two

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    #19

    A person charges a smartphone with a low battery, an everyday inconvenience. A phone charger with a short in it that'll look like it's charging but actually flicker off whenever an ant farts nearby. Please.

    bootle.b , rawpixel.com / Magnific Report

    Rali Meyer
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    1 month ago

    or cable too short so that you cannot use the phone while it's charging

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    #20

    A person spills a drink on a white t-shirt, illustrating an everyday inconvenience. I’ll take a large, very hot coffee with a lid that doesn’t quite fit. I’m wearing a white shirt and late for work, so it’s important that I have this item asap.

    genericusername2.0 , Joshua Earle / Unsplash Report

    Rali Meyer
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    1 month ago

    same for hot dogs with mustard. Thanks, NO sauce please

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    #21

    An orange and white cat in a litter box with a kitten watching, highlighting a common pet owner's everyday inconvenience. Please grab a bag of cat litter that has a tiny hole in the corner so you leave a trail allllll the way through the store.

    latmilone2527 , Emrecan Dora / Unsplash Report

    Kelly Scott
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    1 month ago

    Or toss a $15 bag of birdseed into the back of your car, only to see the bag split open and birdseed fly everywhere.

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    #22

    I would like one of those “antibacterial wipes To Go” packages that, once opened, is immediately 12 sheets of dry cardboard.

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    A C
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    1 month ago

    don't forget superglue. open it, use a drop, close it. Next day it's toast.

    #23

    A man with a beard and glasses struggles with an inverted umbrella on a windy day, a common inconvenience. One umbrella turned inside out by the wind on a rainy day, please.

    biabrat , pressfoto / Magnific Report

    Abel
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    1 month ago

    I have a collection of broken umbrellas...

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    #24

    Could you get me a yoghurt but when I try to pull the lid off the tab breaks off? Please.

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    Rali Meyer
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    1 month ago

    and leaves that narrow "triangle" opening across with no access to the content

    #25

    One mosquito please. For the kitc…you know what, I want to treat myself. For the car!

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    1 month ago

    (Insert OP's name) was hospitalized yesterday after crashing into a street lamp. Witnesses say the driver was acting crazy, slamming at imaginary things on the window, dash and even the passenger door shortly before the crash.

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    #26

    Burnt toast pops out of a toaster, an everyday inconvenience for many. Some non-acetone nail polish remover and a toaster that flings the toast directly on the kitchen floor so you have to hover your hands above it to catch the toast, or a toaster that barely ejects the toast at all. Nothing in between, please.

    bluequiltedviolet , Joshua Earle / Unsplash Report

    Rose the Cook
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    1 month ago

    How about a toaster we bought recently that toasts a small square in the middle of the bread and leaves the edges around untoasted.

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    #27

    Can I get a loaf of bread but please make sure it’s squished because I need all my sandwiches to be rhombus shaped.

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    Rose the Cook
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    1 month ago

    Once worked in a nursing home where one resident would not eat bread or toast unless it was perfectly square. She kept a box of geometry instruments to measure before eating.

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    #28

    A Capri-Sun orange drink pouch with a blue cartoon face, a common everyday inconvenience. can you get me a caprisun that instantly explodes when you try to put the straw in.

    out.past.the.kuiper.belt , Anonymous / Reddit Report

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 month ago

    What is this person talking about? Everybody knows that Capri-Sun pouches aren't pierce-able by their straws XD

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    #29

    A woman in a red turtleneck sweater holds her head, frustrated by an everyday inconvenience. Can you get me a sweater that gets stuck on every doorknob?

    vallieannie , garetsvisual / Magnific Report

    Lady Gypsy Rain
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    1 month ago

    Or, you finally get a pocket in your clothes, but it’s designed just right to catch every k**b

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    #30

    A young woman unpacking groceries, illustrating an everyday inconvenience of getting home and sorting out items. No, thanks. I’ll send my male Instacart driver that brings me radishes instead of beets and 96 eggs from Costco.

    username_14344_ , Kevin Malik / Pexels Report

    Lady Gypsy Rain
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    1 month ago

    Or just about any order delivered by a man. We can choose women drivers for uber. When can we expect to be able to choose women shoppers?

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    #31

    A person wearing white gloves applying glue to a small object, illustrating everyday inconveniences. I’d love a tube of super glue that’s already dried out.

    gingerkristen , azerbaijan_stockers / Magnific Report

    Rali Meyer
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    1 month ago

    or that only glues skin together, but NOTHING else

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    #32

    A person puts mustard on a hot dog, an everyday inconvenience for preparing food. I long for a squeeze bottle of mustard that ejaculates mustard water if you forget to shake it like a banshee first. Please and thanks.

    wrath.of.con , Ron Lach / Pexels Report

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    I don't know why, but I have a visceral loathing for ketchup "water" and mustard "water" XD Though I will always remember and treasure the time when I was a kid and my dad decided to be clever with shaking the ketchup bottle, and instead he held it by the base and did a full "centrifugal" revolution/circle with his arm. Alas, the lid of the ketchup bottle was slightly loose, so on the upswing of his revolution, ketchup splattered the kitchen ceiling in a lovely artistic pattern.

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    #33

    A box of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese with instructions, highlighting an everyday inconvenience. Can you pick me up a box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese that absolutely will not “open here”?

    theautisticwitch777 , Powerface17 / Reddit Report

    Abel
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    1 month ago

    You have to use your teeth. It always works.

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    #34

    Woman loading groceries into car trunk, managing an everyday inconvenience. Can you get me a gallon of milk that falls over and leaks in the car on the way home and the only way to get rid of the smell is to sell the car.

    stacischut , Getty Images / Unsplash Report

    Rali Meyer
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    1 month ago

    or burn it! Spilled milk must be the worst. In addition to that hidden sardine

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    #35

    Yah, can you grab me a puddle of cat vomit that you step in when you wake up at 3am to go pee? It’s my favorite.

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    Philly Bob
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    1 month ago

    And the expired mouse they left beside it?

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    #36

    A smiling woman holding up half an avocado in a kitchen, a humorous take on everyday inconveniences. I’ll take some rock hard avocados that never ripen and I end up throwing them out two weeks later.

    ggcornwell , Yaroslav Shuraev / Pexels Report

    Rali Meyer
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    1 month ago

    place them next to bananas mentioned above!

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    #37

    Get me a sports bra with the removable bra pads plz.

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    Barbara Deskins
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    1 month ago

    the kind that change shape when washed and refuse to go where they belong

    #38

    Can I have a bottle soda that doesn't easily open, gets stuck in the only hissing position. Until it finally shreads the skin on your hand, then explodes all over the place?

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    Rali Meyer
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    1 month ago

    sugar free, diet coke, warm, now without any sparkle on a hot beach day

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    #39

    I’ll take a pack of the gum that loses flavor within 5 seconds, thanks!

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 month ago

    So... Fruit Stripe Gum? XD

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    #40

    Whatever you get me, just make sure it’s in a grocery bag that rips open while carrying it in my driveway.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    1 month ago

    That's why we take our own bags with us when we are grocery shopping in France. You know what to expect and it's your own fault if you didn't bring along the good bags.

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    #41

    Can you get me a chocolate bar that has the pieces already broken but not in the right place?

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    1 month ago

    I'm not proud when it comes to chocolate, and anyway it's in the package for such a tiny amount of time that I couldn't even tell you if it was ever intact in the first place. ;-)

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    #42

    Pls get me one of these phone chargers where if you bend it the wrong way once it’ll break.

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    #43

    Two people preparing hot dogs with ketchup, showcasing funny descriptions of everyday inconveniences. I got a 10 pack of hotdogs but only have 8 buns. Can you return the 2 extra hotdogs?

    nerd0divergentwrecks , Daisy Anderson / Pexels Report

    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    Unfortunately BP picked a photo where the hot dog and bun ratio are 1 to 1.

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    #44

    A man with dreadlocks, glasses, and tattoos in a kitchen, experiencing everyday inconveniences. I’ll take a pair of sweat pants with no pockets, thanks!

    imjusthalloween , Alen Kajtezovic / Unsplash Report

    Rali Meyer
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    1 month ago

    only to be found in the women's department!

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    #45

    A pile of mismatched plastic food containers and lids, a funny description of an everyday inconvenience in kitchen organization. Can you pick up two square Tupperware lids and three round Tupperware bowls?

    coffeeandtodolists , Magda Ehlers / Pexels Report

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 month ago

    My mother (and probably everyone else's mother) has a kitchen drawer that is entirely devoted to Tupperware lids. That's all that's in the drawer. Tupperware lids. I guarantee you that 80% of the corresponding Tupperware containers are long since lost to the æther, but the lids remain. Alone. Forever.

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    #46

    A person struggles to put on a tight sock while sitting on a chair, a relatable everyday inconvenience. Can you get me a damp sock please? Just one, the other can be dry.

    hannahbanana.0420 , Marcus Aurelius / Pexels Report

    Abel
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    1 month ago

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    Is that an arm or a leg!?

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    #47

    Can I get a tv dinner that everything comes out both way too hot and frozen?

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    That takes me back to my childhood XD

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    #48

    Actually, can I come in with you? I need to use the restroom and I wanna come out with slightly damp shoes with suspect liquid.

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    Arthur Waite
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    1 month ago

    The sport-club I'm a member of has a saying: "We shall assume that the liquid on the floor of the Men's Room is Melted Snow."

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    #49

    Can I get a big tub of protein powder that’s packed to the gills with the scoop at the very bottom?

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    Kelly Scott
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    1 month ago

    The Rice-a-Roni with the seasonings packet at the bottom. Same with boxed Kraft mac and cheese.

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    #50

    I’m doing some baking today. Would you grab me some parchment paper? I’d prefer the kind with the serrated strip that doesn’t really cut the paper straight so I end up using a scissors anyway.

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    Demdumpin
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    1 month ago

    Same for cling film and tin foil

    #51

    Hands spilling a drink on the ground, a common everyday inconvenience. An iced coffee with just enough overflow that when I try to put the straw in it spills all over the lid please. With oatmilk.

    _cozyfigs , Kateryna Hliznitsova / Unsplash Report

    Kelly Scott
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    1 month ago

    A coke from McDonalds now that dribbles all over you when you tilt it to drink out of the straw.

    #52

    A dozen eggs where one is barely cracked and has leaked and now dried making it impossible to get the next 3 eggs out.

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    Rali Meyer
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    1 month ago

    yess, this! Try without breaking the others. "Mac, come have a treat"

    #53

    I'll take fountain Dr. Pepper that you have to wait in line for 8 minutes to purchase, then after you step out and take the first sip you realize it's actually root beer.

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    Lady Gypsy Rain
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    1 month ago

    Or flat

    #54

    Could I have a pair of damp hands and a jar to unscrew pls?

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    Rali Meyer
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    1 month ago

    or a damp thumb from working to unlock your phone

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    #55

    A bag of those delicious caramels each locked inside impenetrable plastic wrapping.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 month ago

    Reminds me of when I was a kid in elementary school - I was the class clown and in order to provide maximum weirdness for my classmates, I would eat Starburst candies... with the wrappers still on them. I would bite right through that waxed paper as if it were part of the candy itself. I was a strange child.

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    #56

    I'd like a bag of air with some chips in the bottom, thank you.

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    Lady Gypsy Rain
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    1 month ago

    But only if it’s fully crumbs

    #57

    If you could drive my car so that it has about five miles of gas left when I’m running late for work in the morning, that would be awesome.

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    Rali Meyer
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    1 month ago

    which never shows in the evening. The needle drops over night, when the car's lights are turned off. Like a sunflower which resets over night

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    #58

    Ooh! Grab me a single piece of string cheese with a “peel here” that cannot be peeled.

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    A C
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    1 month ago

    or the bag of candy that may take a weightlifter to open and pull apart the seam

    #59

    Can you get me a box of donuts that collapses and all the donuts fall out when you hand it to me? Thanks!!

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    Perseverantloser
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    1 month ago

    That will be 30 dollars

    #60

    I’ll take a lukewarm coffee and a suspiciously damp sandwich.

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    Rali Meyer
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    1 month ago

    McD since the February 1992 "coffee-scalding-skin-gate"?

    #61

    I want lightbulbs, wrapped in paper-thin cardboard and open at both ends. Make sure the cashier puts them at the BOTTOM of the bag, under the ten-pound dumbells you're buying for someone else.

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    Kelly Scott
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    1 month ago

    How about those super breakable tostadas that you baby all through the store, leave till last when checking out, only to see the cashier grab them like she's Conan the Barbarian (and for all I know, she might be), then throws them in the bag and for good measure, tosses in your bag of apples on top of them? I actually pulled them out and looked at all the broken pieces, then told the cashier she had a choice: wait till I went to get another package or she could send someone to get it for me and it better contain unbroken tostadas. She held up the line, let me go get them, and was a lot gentler when ringing them up and putting them in my bag the second time.

    #62

    1 ply toilet paper.

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    Ghostchaplain16
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    1 month ago

    ...with the perforations barely attached like hanging chads.

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    #63

    Can you accidentally get me a Coke Zero instead of a Coke? Thanks!

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 month ago

    It's the opposite for me XD I got used to drinking diet sodas years ago and now "regular" sodas taste foul and gross in a way I cannot even describe.

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    #64

    Yeah, how about a bag of crisps that bursts in every direction upon being opened.

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    A C
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    1 month ago

    where you must apply about 3000lbs of force to open

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    #65

    Can you get me a bag of salt & vinegar chips but make sure the vinegar taste is dang near non-existent.

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    A C
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    1 month ago

    haha or the opposite, where it's so vinegar there's no other taste left of potato

    #66

    I’ll take the bottles of detergent with the stupid spouts on them that won’t poor out all the remaining detergent and do absolutely nothing to prevent leaks/spills.

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    Ghostchaplain16
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    1 month ago

    No, no; please give me one of those large tubs of pods with the "press here and turn" child tops that take me 2.5 hours to open!

    #67

    Can you grab me a steamer bag of veggies that will leak all over the inside of my microwave? Thanks!

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    #68

    Just grab me a slushie, a lid that will never fit right, and the thinnest walled straw known to man.

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    Lene Leth Winterberg
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Or just an iced coffee with just one ice cube, a lid melted on one side, so it will catch me by surprise because it implodes spilling all over my brand new shoes, when I put the paper straw in it. I love having to take of my shoes in an airport toilet, so i can clean them and dry them under the dryer. I live for those kind of surprises! TXS!

    #69

    One razor that runs out of battery when half my leg is shaved please and thank you.

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    Demdumpin
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Or a disposable razor that goes blunt before you can finish shaving your face

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    #70

    1 wet dog please. Preferably one with A LOT of fur.

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    Ghostchaplain16
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    1 month ago

    ...who decides to shake the water off that long fur just as she passes me on my way to perform a wedding or funeral.

    #71

    Hey can you get me the big package of bacon? You know, the one that you use half and then have to put the other leaking half back in the fridge because it doesn’t close.

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    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    this is when "our" Tupperware comes into play. One has a container ("bakkie") the other has the lid

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    #72

    My kids need more bubble wands that they can immediately spill on the porch.

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    ILoveMySon
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    I mix water and dish detergent when they run out.

    #73

    A sandwich still wrapped in plastic, an everyday inconvenience, sits on a table. Can I get a cold sandwich with 3 layers of plastic wrap on it thanks.

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    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    And only a thin strip of meat on the edge because you know I really only wanted the bread, right?

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    #74

    Can you get me a pack of sharpies that don't have the lids? Oh and some empty dish soap that looks like there's enough to do a few dishes but it takes HOURS for it to drip to the top when you flip it over.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 month ago

    I like to draw, and as a lefty, I used to sometimes accidentally smudge my lineart when I would ink my pencil drawings. I started to use Sharpies to ink my drawings, because they dry instantly and they produce a lovely clean line. I remember the times when my boyfriend would borrow one of my "drawing Sharpies" for some reason or another, and he'd sometimes put it down after using it without capping it. I would glare burning deáth at him XD

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    #75

    Talenti Gelato that I desperately want to eat frozen but can’t open without hot water on the lid or a chainsaw.

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    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    and a hot wire cutter to serve

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    #76

    Add a side of a check engine light, we got a proper party.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 month ago

    My van's Check Engine light has been on for a while :/ I wasn't able to take it in to the shop for the last few weeks because my sister was on a 12-day European cruise and I needed to be able to drive to our office (family business.) She got back home yesterday, but on Thursday I'm starting a week-long catsitting job for some friends of my aunt's, so I need my van XD Guess the ol' girl is going to have to hang on for another week before I can get her into the shop. My engine is probably going to be a burnt crisp by then! XD

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    #77

    Can you get me fruit cups that automatically squirt in my face when I open them?

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    FC
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 month ago

    I think that’s the only kind they sell. Someone in the back room is laughing.

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