While it might not be your conventional fountain of wisdom, InspiRobot reliably delivers doses of humor, often catching people off with its amusing takes on 'inspiration'. 

So... inspirational? No. Funny? Often. I’ve used InspiRobot to create inspiration and advice for you to remember. Enjoy!

More info: inspirobot.me

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two-sided llama
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok so we make friends with that guy over there and convince him of the flat earth. Doom you flank from the left and surprise the group over there with JFK shot first. you two enter with guns and praise the second commandment. we then surprise attack that party over there with lizard Justin Bieber theory. we then hijack a plane and throw tinfoil hats out of the windows. we land the plane back at out base

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Mr.G86
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, if you're not careful. 🤣

Lotekguy
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Premium
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you don't think there are any morons in your circle of friends, then the moron is you.

Isaac Harvey
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*laughs nervously without friends*

Riley Quinn
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On my wall is the yellowing frame of a Monty comic strip when Robotman tells him: I’m leaving. As the Buddha once said, “if, as one lives, one does not find a companion who is better or equal, let one pursue the solitary course; there can be no fellowship with the fool.” Thanks Buddha for justifying my choices.

Rigor Moreno
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But that's life worth living! Unless crime minded morons of course...

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The best piece of funny wisdom I’ve stumbled upon in real life is the delightful notion that no matter where you find yourself, regardless of what you’ve achieved or failed to achieve in your life, irrespective of who you envision becoming, at the end of the day… it’s unequivocally night. This whimsical insight is one I hold quite close to my heart, cherishing its lighthearted simplicity.

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is actually kind of motivational.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is my new motto

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep my self wrapped in a skin casing.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be yourself... Everyone else is taken.

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world will be indifferent either way. The universe, even more so.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be myself in the privacy of my flat, but I'll be damned if that's how I present to the world.

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    Pedantic Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be an improvement for many.

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always amusing when trades union shop stewards insist that everyone should be on above average income.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should humble some people 🤣

    justanoldhag
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's too high of a goal for me.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be a US presidential slogan. Average would be such an improvement. No point setting the goal any higher.

    Newman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Set the bar in the middle. I like it.

    Newman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Average is my middle name.

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    Indeed, many Inspirobot quotes didn’t earn a spot on my list, falling short due to being either too inscrutable, mundane, or not quite aligning with family-friendly standards. However, among those overlooked gems, there’s a favorite of mine I haven’t previously shared. It’s a subtle quip that advises, ‘never doubt that you are not a good person’. At first glance, it presents as a beacon of positive affirmation, but a closer, more discerning look at the crafty double negative imparts it with an unexpected, amusing twist.

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    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, all dates should consummate with a wedgie and/or a swirly?

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true in way too many movies.

    TheAceofSpades
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think instantly of the toxic scene in the Notebook where the guy climbs the Ferris Wheel and threatens to let go if the woman that he likes doesn't say "yes" to date. So creepy.

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    Moo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so mean to the guy I like, and he's mean to me and we have a really good time :)

    ⊑⍜⌿⟒
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as an aroace who has had to deal with people trying to hit on me despite knowing im aroace, i agree

    David A Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A quote I saw once is: "the more romantic he is, the more bl**dy minded he is". It's true.

    Headless Nathaniel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm....I mean....I'm not gonna say it's wrong......

    ThePansexualPanda(She/Her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the human race is very strange, this kitty gets it.

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    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admittedly, I AM a bunch of meat wrapped in a skin casing...

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were covered with batter, and had a stick in your bum, you'd be perfect.

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    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot dogs have value, I have value. There for I am a hot dog.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never thought of it like that before 🤣

    David A Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the subtle balance between praise and insult. I've never before seen such a careful balance in so few words.

    Silence Hill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I thought I could sell my kidney. Not worth it I guess. 😔🤷‍♀️

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    But there’s more. I’m genuinely enchanted by the concept of fusing comedy and inspiration. This amalgamation is not only engaging but also inherently powerful. A smile, after all, is not merely a facial expression; it’s a potent catalyst for the release of endorphins, those wonderful chemicals that dissipate stress and cloak us in a sense of wellbeing, offering a more radiant and positive outlook on the remainder of the day.

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    Angela C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't forget it if I tried

    Red Lotus 🪷
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the people around me I am dead inside and it shows on my face too. But thanks for reminding me.

    Margaret H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There you go. Of all the people who understand me, AI understands me the best.

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I had this on a tee-shirt

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    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or have 3 kids, get divorced and move back into your childhood bedroom.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can live with that. It's only annoying if they lounge around not thinking of their future ie. getting a job or researching what careers best fit them.

    Echo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that already. What's step three?

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    This transformative effect mirrors the very essence and objective of inspirational quotes. Thus, in my eyes, melding the joyous laughter elicited by comedy with the profound motivation sparked by inspiration is not just beneficial; it’s a guarantee of a day imbued with positivity and joy.

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    Red Lotus 🪷
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes a whole host of people jealous... but who cares so as long as you're happy!

    Newman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact AI is that petty already makes me worrisome.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feedback loop. Their jealousy makes you happier, thereby making them more jealous, thereby making you even more happy ...

    Nancy T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best revenge is to live well and to be happy!

    Headless Nathaniel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean my ex hates that I'm happy so RIGHT ON AI

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    Sans Serif (Sans)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I adhere to this on any day ending in a "y"...

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good advice for the rest of the week too!

    Blyss Blyssylb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Long a$$ inhale-inhaling-inhaling "ohkaey"*

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * climbs on top of Eiffel Tower* okay, now what?

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The feline overlords are the greatest. I wasn't even required to say that. Really. I wasn't. Just ask my owners.

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my feline overlord is ruled by the council of guinea pigs. I'm at the bottom of the heap.

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    Ima Manimal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. Imagine Donald Trump naked. I’ll see myself out the door while you guys try to delete that mental image from your brains.

    SlytherPuff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i could press the up button 1,000,000 times....

    Mini grizzly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Especially after the morning coffee kicks in!

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she wants to live a glamorous life.

    Daria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But thankfully, there are cats 😸

    Angela C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No we are most certainly not

    Snakeloverforever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sort of true we are polluting our planet and MUUUCH MORE

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    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need a Fifth of whiskey for scale.

    Wonky Donkey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need a banana for... oh.. nevermind.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it has not prevalence, but, banana for scale for the win!

    Newman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've ate 26 bananas and don't feel anything. I think I might have a tolerance.

    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to put this on a shirt or motivational poster, complete with the banana

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    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a fabulous little kitty face! This should be an emoji.

    Newman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people need to hear this.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, I'm putting zero effort into it

    Thee8thsense
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitties like this cutie are absolutely necessary!

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are two ways this can be interpreted, at least for me.

    Rob(erta) Roy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way where you hurt your dad severely or the way you make him wake up from a coma or something?

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    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That can go both ways, either you put him there or because of you, he was able to get the medical help he needed.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You couldn't tell me while he was alive?

    Wired
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the face says everything

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you AI, I do. But should I?

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    words cannot describe how much I love this

    Red Lotus 🪷
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're all dying, just at different rates.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here comes a Rubik's Sphere. Oh wait, my bad. Here comes a Rubik's Disc.

    Headless Nathaniel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello hello hello how death with the lights out deaths less dangerous!

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    Red Lotus 🪷
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, the moon is closer. It's 384,400 km (238,855 miles) away, compared to the nearest star which is 4.24 light-years away. A light-year is 9.44 trillion km, or 5.88 trillion miles.

    Red Lotus 🪷
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you know that saying? Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars? The moon's diameter is around 3,475 km, so if you miss... A. You majorly f'd up and B. The nearest star is light years away... so good luck.

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    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This.. this is actually kind of what I needed to hear. No reason to over-achieve/reach for the impossible. Look around, enjoy the moment, relax, and I'll be happier than while burning out trying to achieve everything.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd miss anyway and wind up getting sucked into a black hole.

    Öz Deniz Boro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is relatively good. If you already see them you donot need to aim.

    Hiro Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please stop shooting into the air.

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    Jodi Rinker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do i want to print this and put it places?

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave up dogma for lent. Lent has lasted 24 years.

    Jes.the.Mess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Thought Police have gotten salty!

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, im a gouverment founded anarcist on bored panda. Oh, still? Noooooo!!!

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what they want you to think

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a weirdcore image and you cannot prove to me otherwise.

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how there are 10 upvotes (including mine) and no one DARED challenge you…

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    ADHDFromHell (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think GLaDOS was the AI that made this one

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AI generated, picture featuring pawns, kind of psychotic motivational text. Yeah, must agree, probably Glados.

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    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this look like Sleater-Kinney's next record?

    Nic Exists
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GLADoS, go away (portal reference)

    Ruby White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I do judge people silently. you got me

    zeebii
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank you but I already know

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science."

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    Newman
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    With consent, of course.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better if you change the A to an E and make it feces

    Grace Noyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's rubbing what in whose face?!

    Sigh J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    carpe diem ac frica in populo facies

    Stardrop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aight imma go rub my A+ on a test i didnt study for into my bio gc some more

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    Menacing Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Popcorn, chocolate, and 4 hours of random youtube. Got it

    Red Lotus 🪷
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean 4 hours that will eventually turn into binging until 5 in the morning?

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    Speedgoat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unhealthy evenings make great stories.

    Ima Manimal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so waiting for permission to do that… Thanks

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza? check! Whisky? check! Cigs? check!

    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHA i actually like this one ;) like casually just say bye politely to someone with "Hey yeah see ya buddy have an unhealthy evening"

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That *IS* an intelligent design, considering that that stuff used to run down the middle of the street. I *Like* modern sanitation, thankyouverymuch!

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats with the sparklers and unsafe behavior!

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad idea around the methane in sewage.

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? AI needs to get on top of news from the UK for the last year!

    TDYM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes sense and is inspiring

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm enormous, but I seriously doubt I can still count as a girl at my age.

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By this logic, since I don't know any Icelandic people, I must be Icelandic.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, you can only say "Look at you! You got so big!" to children. Ex-girlfriends tend to get REALLY pissed off.

    Appalachian Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK this is the first one that legitimately made me laugh out loud

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    Moo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not for me... condescending a******s

    Unpickled Pickle
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 6th grade, there was this kid in my class who wanted to be brain surgeon, I joked that it was a good choice, cause you get to rob people legally.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do they call the person who graduates last in the class at medical school? Doctor.

    Newman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liberty and justice for doctors.

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    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I intend to die really old and enjoy the years when I can blurt out anything I want and people will say "Bless her heart, Gammy has finally gone senile".

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time my mother met my father's batshit grandmother, she said "oh, that poor old lady!" Dad said "oh, she's always been like that"

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    Daria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I intend to not die until I'm awesome, and thus live forever ✌️

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too late on both.

    Omima mimi miki
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i always say this - aging with wisdom is a gift - but any older then old is a curse

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    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I'm doing my part! iykyk

    Angela C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be a great album cover

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's true. No one mentioned all the responsibilities, such as paying taxes, voting, etc.

    H.J. carlson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when you see the candidates that the system comes up with!!

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    Jes.the.Mess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We know, AI. Aren't YOU supposed to be making it better? Or exterminating us all?

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    pp horrendous
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    special interest appreciation hype

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, this seems very contradictory considering those that have become space obsessed in the recent past.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those people are looking at completely different things.

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    Red Lotus 🪷
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there is no containment (whatever that's supposed to mean) the situation in the picture will be considerably more common.

    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what my cat Attila says when I try to put her in the CatCrate.

    Blyss Blyssylb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whaaa the Fu**? How?! Wait, I have questions ⁉️

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy this as a motivational, anarchist poster.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adaptation is compromise!

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    Ruby White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Weird screaming intensifies*

    @Halulu41
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I screamed to my computer for .exe s, i feel better now.

    Speedgoat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scream in a way that makes exes nervous.

    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh I’d love to hear a few of my exes scream alright..so that I’d know they were suffering as they deserved 😈

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    Newman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think my wife would approve.

    A girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband would frown on that. I'm not ready for dating at 60

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even after the wedding?

    Philly Bob Squires
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I meet a girl, she tells me that...

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean responsibility? Eh, that’s nothing new.

    David A Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the counter-argument to "there's one born every minute".

    KDav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they haven't been taking it up to this point, so why should they start now?

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like Saoirse Ronan, and I'm pretty sure there are quite a few men who would gladly take it from her. As long as it was freely given, of course.

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