35 Funny And Relatable Memes To Kick Off 2025 With A Good Laugh (New Pics)

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There are some brilliant reaction videos on YouTube of Americans watching her stuff and they are DYING!! with laughter at her! She’s so funny. Diane Morgan is the real person behind this. She was great in Motherland.

GNU Terry Pratchett 🫡

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I prefer to do more than I should and feel like I've been slightly used, than do less than I feel I could and not help someone in need.

Mostly in high school. I observed guys that were a******s seemed to get the girls. Or else the girls were just to naïve to know who was good for them.

me too

Which is the perfect time to start being nice.

And I would bet good money that by next year they'll be harvesting their garlic from the supermarket again...

THIS!

Depends on where you live. Where I live it's fairly expensive, and I use a lot. But the main motivation for growing my own was not the price, it was the quality. It's hard (here) to buy decent garlic, everything is full of Chinese s*** (not a dig against a race or a country, just this particular produce), and even the better tasting garlic is not treated/dried properly, because that way it's quicker to sell and can charge more (weighs more). But it means that it spoils very fast. Store bought garlic is also mostly the "fall type" , because it has much lager cloves, but has less flavour and spoils fast, while the better quality "spring type" is hard to find.

My ex-SIL's neighborhood had chives running amok in the area's lawns. Every weekend, during lawn mowing weather, the waft of onions drifted over the neighborhood. 😄

Try mint! It's just as invasive and has the same zombie mentality, but it smells great.

Or you can look at it this way: with basically zero effort you can have free extra garlic everywhere. You can leave it where it pops up, hardly any crop will be bothered by it, and most will benefit from its proximity. If it's truly in the wrong spot, you can easily pop it out and replant it elsewhere (eg in the strawberry patch) in two minutes. As for hard to cultivate, we basically do nothing with ours, just pop it in the soil. If the summer is very dry, maybe water it a few times. We have lots of great, strong tasting garlic that lasts all season just hanging in the pantry.

Plant it in containers. Like mint

Found the vampire.

Glad it's not just me

No need to be embarrassed. Just reply like you would if you called someone back after being away for a day, or like you would reply to a physical letter that came in the physical mail.

One way to deal w that is to sit down after supper and read and return messages at one time.

Well summed up

Yes, plenty of people died, or the consequences were awful, because they couldn't contact people for help. It's better today.

Is it a read (reed -present tense) receipt or a read (red - past tense) receipt? My partner and I debate this frequently...

Just pick an emoji, send the same one every time you'd have said goodbye & hung up if it was a phone call. 😎, 👍, ✔️ - or any random happy face seems to work, and as long as you're consistent and don't respond to their ~end~ comment in return - people kind of get conditioned into knowing without really knowing it that when they see that emoji your end of the conversation is politely over...

This is my personal guideline: if it was a convo with breaks (5 minutes here, half an hour there, or more) then we are both clearly doing other things and either one of us may just stop replying at any time (even with questions unanswered) and no offense is meant or taken. Just means we got busy with something else and if the question was important, feel free to ask it again later & we can pick back up. BUT if the convo is taking place quickly and you have been texting more or less constantly for half an hour or more, then it is polite to let them know you intend to stop. "Alright, I gotta go!" or "My dog is giving me that time-to-walk look again" or "Welp, it's my bedtime" or whatever floats your boat - the point is that it lets them know you intend to stop replying.

I have one friend who always replies one more text no matter how obvious it seems that the plans are made and we've both agreed and there isn't anything more to say. Sometimes I try to see how many rounds of "OK", "Great", "Looking forward to it", "Good", "See you there", it would take before she'd quit, and I can honestly say I've never won that game so I still don't know.

I'm 38 years old and have never received a jury summons. When I started working for the state government we were told we'd probably get called more frequently (not sure how that would work actually, but that's what I was told) and still...

I've there three times. Was picked up for one federal case related to weapons charges. It made me realize how important everyone in the courthouse is.

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SAME.

People who can afford not to work everyday are NOT a jury of MY peers.

My dad was excited to be selected a few years ago, but they kept putting the cases off because of covid and eventually let everyone who had been selected off.

Really? Which country?