“Absolute Units”: 82 Times People Came Across Unbelievably Big Things And Just Had To Share (New Pics)
There's a saying, "Size doesn't matter." Well, some might argue it does when it's a hamburger we're talking about. Also, a parachute, because if it's small, then it's probably just a dramatic scarf. Size also matters when you're picking out a smartphone, as the most popular phone storage size in the U.S. is 256 GB, and 50% of iPhone buyers in 2022 opted for it.
Size also matters when some things are just goofily funny. A dog taller than a kitchen counter? Sure! A singular giant roll of toilet paper that should get a family of four through several weeks? Definitely funnier than a regular tiny, demure roll. So, to celebrate all things big, we're bringing you another compilation of pics from the larger-than-life community "Absolute Units."
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Of A Tree
Of A Wombat
Of A Horse
Of A Cat Glow Up
Of A Moose
Of An Onion
Of A Siberian Tiger
Of A Tail
Of A Czech Police Officer
Of A Cat
I'm so glad the cat was rescued. He lives to fat another day.
Of A Kangaroo
Of A Mouse
Of A Pregnant Goat
Of A Leader
Of A Dog
Of A Bee
Of A Geode
Of A Pig
Of A Cactus
Of A Bear
Maybe he's planning on hibernating for a few years instead of a few months?
Of Rock Formation In The Shape Of A Hedgehog
Of A Cop
Of A Fruit Bat
Of A Russian Politician And Former Heavyweight Boxing Champion, Nikolai Valuev
Of A Cosplay
Of A Calzone My Wife Made. 18lb Baby For Scale
Of A Man Called The Dutch Giant, Standing At 7.2 Ft (218cm)
Of A Snake?
Of A Kidney Stone
Of A Rat
If i'm remembering correctly, the large one has a thyroid issue and the small one was the runt of the litter.
Of A Polar Bear Named ‘Fat Albert’
Of A Drill Bit
Of A Seed
Of A Raccoon
Of A Mongolian Wrestler
Of A Squirrel
Of A Snowperson
Of European Folk Costume
Of An Alligator Snapping Turtle
Of A Centipede, Insectophobia Warning
Of An F1 Driver’s Neck
Of A Bull Shark
Of A Gator
Of A Frog
Of My Mom's Glasses (And She Still Drives)
Of A Clove Of Garlic
Of A Dining Table
Of A Tree
Of The Worlds Biggest Hovercraft - The Russian Zubr Class
Of A Burrito I Ordered
Of A Tiger
Of A River
This is showing the largest watershed in the United States, the Mississippi River Watershed, which drains 1.15 million square miles (2,981,076 square kilometers) from all or parts of 31 U.S. states and two Canadian provinces stretching from the Rockies to the Appalachians.
Of An Egg
Of Navy Seal
Of A Toilet Roll!
Of A Tall Woman
I knew a woman like this once. 6"8, and her boyfriend was a 6"7 crossdresser with no teeth. Really interesting couple.
Of A Lotr: Fellowship Of The Ring Movie Prop
Of My Home Grown Cucumber
Of A Snow-Covered Car
Ridiculous and dangerous. How idiotic do you have to be to think it's ok to drive like that.
Of A Submarine
Of A Icicle
Of A Rice Crispy Treat
Of A Bike Lock
Of Boat Engine By Ferruccio Lamborghini
Of A Nose.. Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time
Of An Amazon Leech
Of An NFL Center Next To His Mom
Of An Elephant
Of A Shot Put Champion; Mya Lesnar, Daughter Of Brock Lesnar
Of A Couch
Of An Open Pit Diamond Mine
Of A Budget
Of A Wallet
Of My Brothers Thumb
Of A Criminal (Ed Kemper)
Criminal?? Try serial killer and one of the most psychotic stories you'll ever read about. If I remember correctly his mother tried to unalive him as a baby because she thought he was evil and the story gets significantly worse from there. Only comparable serial killer life stories imo would be Ed Gein and the monster of the Andes. Interesting glimpses into the human psyche.
Of A Cornflake I Found
Of A Nail
Of A 50,000 Sq Ft Mansion Versus A 5,000 Sq Ft Mansion
Of Lady Gaga‘S Shoes
How awkward to walk in. They look like a recipe for break ing your neck!
Of A Sectional On Marketplace
I dread to think what is living in all those nooks and crannies.
