My 20 Humorous Comics That Will Hopefully Add Some Laughter To Your Day (New Pics)

In extreme cases also apply liberal use of foul language.

"Could it be for the money?" "LOLZ. Nah."

"Saint Peter don't you call me, 'cause I can't go. I owe my soul to the company store..."

"It squeaked and squeaked and squeaked in pain and regret until silenced. Now, it squeaketh no more..."

A friend and I had this joke about a guy called Justin Case. I don't think any of us ever really 100% got our own joke, but we laughed at it and kept building on the joke.... Justin Case.

oh...

Cute.

When life gives you lemons, remind it that lemons aren't naturally occuring but actually are a crossbreed between a bitter orange and a citron - which means life never gave us lemons, we did it all by ourselves!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

It's the constricted diet.

Good to know I'm not alone in this. I literally was rubbing my food baby belly last night, standing in the pantry debating which "4th meal" food I was going to eat. *BURP!*

They needed a bush.

"...and now I will attempt to chop down this light pole with this leash and our combined forward momentum...GYARKGH! Nope, still can't do that!"

"You just lost the Game of Life, son. Now go cry in the corner like a REAL man!"

"I will now proceed to make 200 versions of this document, but none of them will include the "Cyan" cartridge, so they will all be useless to you!"

Shouldn't there be a third water cooler for them to gather 'round?

"Yum. I'm 'bout to eat this chopped up chicken cooked in the scrambled amniotic fluid and remains of her children. Death never tasted so good!"

Frog went a-courtin', Uh-huh,

Slide a piece of cardboard under it and take the spider outside and let it go. That is what I do.

What a rip-off...