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Kids are a constant source of entertainment. From unintentionally making dirty spelling mistakes to innocent drawings that look dirty - they truly never cease to make us laugh.
This time, Bored Panda has put together a list of dirty things that innocent kids have done. From baking a biscuit shaped like, let's put it this way, very "manly" shaped to checking out a mannequin's private parts - sometimes kids unintentionally do the most inappropriate things and we can't help but laugh. Keep on scrolling to check out the pics, feel free to add your own to the list, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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#1
Best Accidental Photobomb Ever
Moezarella 7 years ago
Reminds me of the time when I was in charge of a class of 2nd graders (I was a trainee teacher). One time, the kids were all over me and during the commotion, I swear one of them purportedly patted me on my breast (couldn't see who did it) and I was bewildered at the act.
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#2
At Disney, Daughter Said "Mom Take A Picture Of Me Giving Rafiki A Kiss"
John L 8 years ago
Priceless. Now you have something to use on her when she starts filling out and questions your intelligence. Just produce the picture and suddenly there will be silence. ;D
Kevin Donegan 8 years ago
This mom must have a phenomenal funny side ... she was probably snickering the whole time knowing she had something to blackmail her daughter when she became an adolescent.
Ayanna Cooper 4 years ago
My kid shoved all of this in her throat but she did not know that it was inappropriate IMG_202101...41631d.jpg 
Marios Louvaris 8 years ago
Awesome let's take a picture of my daughter doing this and post it online!
Kalene Ivey 8 years ago
First lesson should be about sanitation. Second lesson "don't ever kiss anyone's a** to get what you want!"
#3
Cum In Her It Is Fun
Daria B 8 years ago
This reminded me of when I was part-timing as a teacher in a small private English teaching institution for kids. We got lots of various books one day and I took one randomly from the box to check it out, and as soon as I opened it, the first sentence was "Is it fun to get wet?" Really, it was an innocent little book about water, but still....
#4
Found My Son Sitting Like This Today
Gail Broekhuizen 8 years ago
These were made for walkin. And that's just what they'll do, 'cause one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you....
Alyson Sylva 8 years ago
My son got a pair of boots like these at a yard sale with me. Older 'ladies' were hissing up to me with "why are you letting him do that??" I told them First, he's a little boy. Second, to him these are the most magical pirate boots on the planet. Who am I to disappoint that?
#5
My Nephew Made An "Egg Tower" To Take To School For Easter
Hanne Godiksen 8 years ago
Eggs as a symbol of fertility gets an extra dimension in this piece of art...
#6
My Little Brother Wanted To Be A Dinosaur For Halloween. I Think He's Doing It Right
Andrew Kurkovsky 7 years ago
if it was actually this way, dinosaurs wouldn't have been extinct
#7
Yum
Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
Hey, we have water fountains, so whats wrong with the idea of milk fountains?
#8
So My Daughter Made Pancakes And Experienced A Stray Splatter
John L 8 years ago
Now, this picture is the best of the group. After all, this is what its all about.;D
Tui Babbington 7 years ago
As mummy reaches over with her finger and wipes it up, and licks it..."What I should have done that night too"... just had too dude sorry!!..hahaaa
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#9
My 8 Week Old Son Always Stares At My Boobs After I Get Out Of The Shower. This Was His Expression This Morning
Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
When you're looking into the fridge for something to eat and can't decide
#10
My Girlfriends 6 Year Old Son Started Screaming "I Found The Golden Ticket!" Repeatedly As He Ran Up To Her Holding This
Jerie Ragsac 8 years ago
"golden ticket" is better than licking the inside because it's "ice cream"
#11
My Friend's Nephew Made This Birdhouse At Camp
John L 8 years ago
This is priceless, and should be kept around for the days when your nephew reaches that "Mother you're embarrassing me" stage. Then at his next birthday party,.................................;D
Casandra Nițescu 7 years ago
Why do everyone always want to embarass their kids like that? It's not funny, it's stupid. Thank god my parents know better.
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#12
My Son Found My "Fishing Rods"
Mary Lane 7 years ago
When my son was 2, he was playing very quietly. I found him in the bathroom having a puppet show with my used tampon applicators from the garbage under the sink. He had one on each finger and was singing and kissing them 😨😨😫
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Cathy Baker 8 years ago
I look at this and think, "Those are derne expensive! What a waste of money!"
Master Markus 8 years ago
Because they go in vaginas, I guess. Or maybe the titling can be considered slightly inaccurate.
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Genevieve Gates 8 years ago
this reminds me of my kid finding pads & thinking they were diapers for little mini babies.
#13
My Nephew Got Away From Me At The Thrift Store Today. I Found Him Like This
#14
Oops
#15
Girl Finds ‘Cock Ring’ On Aunty's Bedside Table, Wears It Like A Bracelet
Dallas Gabriel 8 years ago
you need to treat sex toys like guns with kids put them in a safe and hide the combination
Master Markus 8 years ago
If any kids are coming over, I am hiding the sex toys in the deepest, darkest place I can find. I didn't initially mean what you're thinking, but I'm not correcting myself now.
Amy Sandvig 8 years ago
The guy wears it on the base like a c*ck ring and the "bullet" vibrates for her bean. Never mind how I know this.
Pamula Furness 7 years ago
Does a reasonable job too, as apparently you can catch your breath whilst taking away hers! (So I saw it written on a label somewhere)
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My Friend's Kid Got Princess Boob At Every Meet And Greet
Caleb Tomisser 8 years ago
well, people think kids don't know any better, and they get away with it easier, even if they know what they're doing, and/or they're doing it on purpose
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Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
Well, in defense of the kid, she probably doesn't even know where to place her hand correctly. At that age you just don't know about those kind of rules or care, you care that you're standing next to a Disney Princess! :D
Susanne Pachtmann 8 years ago
Yes. I have noticed that to. Seems difficult for some kids to find out. But next to a princess being excited it's almost impossible!
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Ayanna Cooper 4 years ago
My kid is a may not watch any Princess movies any more cuz those princesses are hoe's lmfao
Nuniek Widiayani 8 years ago
I think she thought that the "bumps" is like the arm of a chair, where you lay your hands
Monster Rose 8 years ago
My brother did that at Disneyland too I think he just liked her dress tho.
Rachael Leventhal 7 years ago
By the looks on the princesses' faces, I think they're used to it.
#17
Things Gone Wild
#18
My Little Sister (6) Drew A Picture Of A Shark On My Dad's Head
#19
Found This Old Photo Of My Little Brother
OdangaUsagi 8 years ago
Like, what is happening? How did he get that blow up doll? Why is he crying over her? This one is amazing.
Kevin Donegan 8 years ago
It would be interesting to hear the explanation of this photo from the little brother.
#20
She Doesn't Understand Why She Can't Bring Her Jump Rope To School Tomorrow
Full Name 8 years ago
Nothing wrong with that. Your 5 yr old won't make the connection, and if they do, then they already know so it's not revealing anything.
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Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
Sorry, but what were the designers of this jump rope even thinking? They know darn well what they were doing.
#21
Neighbor Kid Getting A Little Too Handsy With My Daughter
Dominique Funchess 6 years ago
LMAO I DIED WHEN I SAW HER FACE AND THEN HER FINGER POINTING AT HIM AHAHA
#22
Inappropriate Donald Duck
John L 8 years ago
I wonder how long this children's Donald Duck mobile was allowed in public before it was removed and sold to collectors? This is a Great collector's item!
Bernadette Circle 8 years ago
It appears to be in somebody's home......already collected
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Václav Mašat 8 years ago
I bet someone accidentaly odered Donald the F**k and this is the result :D ... D and F are very close in keyboard :D
Staci Williams 8 years ago
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Bleed Limit 8 years ago
how weird, this is the picture I took a few years back at a local store here in my country, Indonesia... :D 2015-11-20...0e043d.jpg 
#23
So, My Son Won This Fishing Trophy
#24
My 9 Year Old Sister Came Out Of Her Room And Said That She Made "Cotton Candy" Out Of Balloons. It's Not Exactly Cotton Candy
John L 8 years ago
That looks like something Andy Warhol would have sculpted or put on canvas.
Luisa Vasconcelos 7 years ago
Ask some guys, I'm sure they will agree that this is cotton candy. 😉
Hamlets twin 8 years ago
That's pretty good work for a 9 year old. Forgetting the unfortunate outcome for a sec...
#25
My 4 Year Olds Biscuit Making! Nobody Ate It, It Just Didn't Seem Right
#26
And One Night While We Were Listening To Old School Rap He Drew Two Turn Tables. I Was Just Glad He Didn't Draw A Microphone Too
Shalon Wood 2 years ago
....yes, that was the point, which apparently flew right over your head.
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#27
We Went To A Family Day Out At The Local And There Were Face Painters There. He Asked For An Elephant And This Was What He Got
Kevin Donegan 8 years ago
This poor child will be traumatized by the photo when he becomes an adolescent.
#28
So Called "Taco Fish" Art Project My Daughter Brought Home
#29
My 5 Year Old Came Running Out Of School Waving This Around This Last Year. He Said It Was A Rocket
#30
You Can't Cum In Her
Olivia W 8 years ago
1st thing I will do when I have a kid... make sure they can spell come correctly
Rohan Moran 8 years ago
I think it's the word "Here" that seems to be the culprit
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#31
This Little Guy
rachel smith 8 years ago
I used to do this, not because i actually wanted to see it but because i wanted to know if they did that part
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#32
It's A Tortoise
#33
Found My Daughter's Barbies Like This
Kevin Donegan 8 years ago
50% of the time if you tossed two barbies on the floor they would land in a sexually suggestive pose. Nothing to see here ... move on.
#34
So I Took My Son, Age 2.5, To An Art Gallery Today
John L 8 years ago
Why are people so surprised when the little ones go to the lunch-box as the first thing? Not only that, but it sticks around for the rest of their lives.
Peter Iorns 8 years ago
... and I let him go around putting his fingers on everything while I took pictures.
JennInsane 8 years ago
Yep. I don't think that some kind of art is acceptable for children
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Michelle Pumpernickel 8 years ago
So... how about stopping the kid from touching the art instead of taking a photo? It is a condition of entry in every gallery.
#35
Came Home To Find Out My Little Sister Was Creative
Anja Henriksen 8 years ago
Very likely it's accidental, wrong spelled words sounding like something else, not rare
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Mr. Dynomite 7 years ago
she is just stating that she is an independant little girl . nothing wrong here...
Failynn black 7 years ago
accidental mistake, why do people always assume these were made with intention?
#36
My Little Sister Is An Artist
Olivia W 8 years ago
I can think of anything it's should ACTUALLY be. It looks too much like a d**k to not be a d**k (if that makes sense)
Hamlets twin 8 years ago
A lighthouse...maybe they just ran out of blue and had to use yellow
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#37
My Daughter A Few Years Back. "Mum, Look At My Icecream!!!" Yeah, Looks Delicious
#38
My Son Started Prep This Year , While Doing Puzzles He Started Trying To Make Words . He Puts This One Together And Asked Me What Word He Made?.. Umm
Christian Houle 7 years ago
it's simple, it is for '' IS EX '' as in he IS EX son of mine, lol
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Candice Artysiewicz 8 years ago
Article full of penis and vagina but #39 is hidden!!! Ridiculous
SiYuan 8 years ago
Posts with many downvotes are hidden. It has lots of downvotes, cuz it's not really obvious what is wrong with it.
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Shaina Shaffner 8 years ago
I've been staring at #39 for ten minutes trying to figure out what is so bad about it....
erna sully 8 years ago
it is okay to cosplay your god. it's a human creation after all. jesus is a human. lmao
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Sherlyn Rose Guyagon 8 years ago
I just can't think of any defensive explanation of #36... i dont think it's a kid's creation. For godamn sake, that thing has the hole at the tip and veins...AND VEINS?!
Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
So, I guess that when you are a parent you suddenly have a very dirty mind... Because half of these didn't even come close to dirty. Like the turn tables for example (and it's only one example, there are a lot more in this article).
Donna Dotson Swallow 8 years ago
All the pictures and gonna hide the only one that had the child dressed like Jesus..Something is wrong here ..All the sex stuff found in others but gonna hide that one picture ...So not cool
Candice Artysiewicz 8 years ago
Article full of penis and vagina but #39 is hidden!!! Ridiculous
SiYuan 8 years ago
Posts with many downvotes are hidden. It has lots of downvotes, cuz it's not really obvious what is wrong with it.
Load More Replies... Shaina Shaffner 8 years ago
I've been staring at #39 for ten minutes trying to figure out what is so bad about it....
erna sully 8 years ago
it is okay to cosplay your god. it's a human creation after all. jesus is a human. lmao
Load More Replies... Sherlyn Rose Guyagon 8 years ago
I just can't think of any defensive explanation of #36... i dont think it's a kid's creation. For godamn sake, that thing has the hole at the tip and veins...AND VEINS?!
Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago
So, I guess that when you are a parent you suddenly have a very dirty mind... Because half of these didn't even come close to dirty. Like the turn tables for example (and it's only one example, there are a lot more in this article).
Donna Dotson Swallow 8 years ago
All the pictures and gonna hide the only one that had the child dressed like Jesus..Something is wrong here ..All the sex stuff found in others but gonna hide that one picture ...So not cool
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