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Ever had an awkward first date? Well, no matter how disastrous it was, it probably won't seem so bad once you've read this list of the best tweets on the worst first date questions compiled by Bored Panda.
While you may have had to endure some stilted chitchat or awkward conversation starters, at least you didn't have to experience what these people went through in the search for love. After all, did you have somebody sneeze in your mouth while trying to kiss them goodnight? No? That's what we thought. Yes, you might have had some first date tips turned sour, but nothing as atrocious as some of these first date conversations. So next time you have a bad one, spare a thought for these poor people who are really in need of the best dating advice - it's a long and rocky road until you find someone just as weird as you are. Once you've read these hilariously funny tweets, you'll probably want to stay home with your cat.
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Amanda Panda 10 years ago
Him: "you're such a good kisser" Her: "So are you, maybe we're related!"
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António Lima 10 years ago
I understand him, he was late right, so he was trying to reward her with fast food and fast sex
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António Lima 10 years ago
I think that nowadays no one uses letters to comunicate...she was what, checking you bank account?
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Amanda Panda 10 years ago
I'd of taken him to dollar tree, bought him a packet of tissues and lotion... he's gonna need THAT later! :)
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Amanda Panda 10 years ago
If you are a psychic, and you don't end a relationship by saying "I just don't see a future with you" you are just wasting everybody's time!
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Amanda Panda 10 years ago
Suuuuuuure "its not an STD... No, I BUUUURNED it on a radiator as a child" *eye roll*
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Tessa Bakker 10 years ago
What is wrong with that?? You could have joined her in the duets. .. ;)
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Michael Bluth 10 years ago
Just threw up in my mouth a little. At least you didn't try to wipe it off.
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Michael Bluth 10 years ago
A guy is knocked unconscious and it's the worst thing for you. Hmmm....
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Amanda Panda 10 years ago
HAHAHA this guy, and the dude that "burned his penis as a child on a radiator" need to meet each other and be friends.
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Danelle White 10 years ago
What's so bad about that? Have a sense of humor and laugh it off... lol
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Amanda Panda 10 years ago
I wonder if this is about the guy further up on the list, who's date turned out to be related to him -_-
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Luna Lapilli 10 years ago
Hey, there's a pretty cool one in Memphis- oh who am I kidding, it's bass pro, no matter what building its in.
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Angela Rodima 10 years ago
Blind date. Before date he already online commented about his height (he was short) and my height (I was taller-it didn't bother me) saying we would look perfect on our wedding picture. After we met he kept talking about heights his parents how short they were etc and later when after dinner he dropped me home I gave him kiss on cheek goodnight and left he texted me that I'm a teasing whore and I should never say anything about his height (I never did)
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Katherine McClure 10 years ago
Went out on a first date with a guy that was pissed at his ex girlfriend. He talked about how he was going to kill her. I made it home but I had to slam the door with his foot sticking through.
Amanda Panda 10 years ago
These were hilarious, and make even my worst date seem quite normal. I feel like most of these people were dating waaay too soon after a previous breakup
Judy Semmens 10 years ago
My worst never actually got as far as the first date. As soon as I agreed to one, he grabbed my tits (at 4:30 p.m. on a busy road, outside my home) while telling me he used to date a girl who had the flat above mine and he liked living so close to his work.
Katherine McClure 10 years ago
Went out on a first date with a guy that was pissed at his ex girlfriend. He talked about how he was going to kill her. I made it home but I had to slam the door with his foot sticking through.
Amanda Panda 10 years ago
These were hilarious, and make even my worst date seem quite normal. I feel like most of these people were dating waaay too soon after a previous breakup
Judy Semmens 10 years ago
My worst never actually got as far as the first date. As soon as I agreed to one, he grabbed my tits (at 4:30 p.m. on a busy road, outside my home) while telling me he used to date a girl who had the flat above mine and he liked living so close to his work.
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