Build a wall and let the plates pay for it
Maybe you should sell ur house at the very expensive price and add a few words about ur antique bowls.or just open a life insurance for ur bowl..
Put on a horror movie on Netflix and face it towards the cupboard. The crockery will move back in horror. Job done !!
Whatever you do, make sure you record it and post it :)
These plates are fragile millenials. That cupboard is an Ivy league campus. Never open into reality - they need their SAFE SPACE
Wait for an earthquake and blame the earthquake.
Call Donald Trump to grab them.
Remove the pane of glass on the right, should give you enough access.. .