We Want To Predict What Your Coffee Order Is By Asking You 18 Questions

At last a quiz that gets me right. And Mr Auntriarch has just brought me my perfect coffee, bean to cup machine, Lavazza beans, plain black. Santé

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3 a.m. and now I want coffee. Dammmit.

Yeah, not even close.

Absolutely not "black coffee". Can't stand it. Has to have milk and sugar. Also I like a cappucino in the middle of the afternoon, because I'm not Italian!

What the actual? The third question asks how you feel about adding milk and sugar to coffee. man, that's some sophisticated algorithm.

I prefer tea

Black coffee. Correct. I might like cream once in a while? That's madness

So 18 questions, one of which asks if I like cream and sugar in my coffee. However did it figure out I like black coffee? AI IS TAKING OVER.

soda for sure. idk if sports drink but soda. or normal water

It's wrong. I'm a caramelatte man. But I do enjoy iced coffee too.

A coffee that has many ingredients in it that doesn't taste like coffee anymore, for example: a chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread frappuccino 😁 You are not a coffee fan per se, but you love the end result when it is mixed with other ingredients. -- my favorite, coffee with very little coffee!

Not that wrong? I got black coffee but honestly all I can drink is iced lattes with 2% milk... I have very peculiar tastes though :)

I was curious what it would say, given that I don't drink coffee (and never have; I grew up without it in the house so even the smell is disgusting to me - no judgement to anyone else). I had to take the closest lie on a bunch of questions that directly asked about my coffee habits and didn't allow a "none" (e.g. chains or indies, or the iced coffee question) and the quiz did surprisingly well. It predicted that I prefer coffee that has other things in it so you can't taste the coffee any more. I did have to laugh at this part though: "You are not a coffee fan per se, but you love the end result when it is mixed with other ingredients." (The truth being that putting coffee flavour in anything makes me hate it.)

Utterly and 100% incorrect. As for ‘I attempt to make proper coffee but it never turns out the same’, that’s way wide if the mark. Spent years around coffee machines, making proper coffee for hotel guests, bought a variety of machines and coffee making kit and I’m always satisfied with what I make. I’m a bit of a coffee nerd.

Nope. Black coffee? Yuck. Creamy and maybe a pinch of sugar if I feel like c**p.

Well, they guessed only half right for me. Says Latte, but flavored according to season. I do not like favored coffee. No pumpkin spice or ginger cookie taste for me.

They almost got me. I almost always get a caramel latte, nothing fancy to it. Usually iced if I want the caffeine, hot if I want it for pleasure. Quiz said latte but I switch the flavor to the season, which, meh sometimes. But it's almost always just caramel.

Iced latte with something added for me thx. The quiz was right

Not bad! It got me.

I think it broke! Q: 'Are you addicted to iced coffee or do you give it a break when it’s getting cold outside?' My Answer: 'I always drink hot coffee'. Q: Do you tend to change your coffee order depending on the season? My answer: 'Not Really'. So how did I get Result: 'in fall, a pumpkin spice latte; in winter, a ginger cookie flavored one; in spring, an iced latte; and in summer, an iced latte with different flavors each week: caramel, vanilla, coconut, almond, etc.' I like black coffee. Plain, simple and strong flavoured. I will concede, I do like a peppermint mocha on a hot day.

I don't drink coffee so "A coffee that has many ingredients in it that doesn't taste like coffee anymore, for example: a chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread frappuccino" sounds great to me sweet tooth ^-^

"We will guess how you like your coffee": Half dozen questions about how you like your coffee.

Apparently mine is black coffee. Well, sometimes but also regular coffee with coconut milk if I'm at home, cappuccino if I'm buying a take out coffee, black coffee at work as I usually don't have any milk.

Since I can't drink coffee (it gives me a migraine), I was curious what the result would be .... A coffee that has many ingredients in it that doesn't taste like coffee anymore, for example: a chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread frappuccino 😁 You are not a coffee fan per se, but you love the end result when it is mixed with other ingredients. ... Not a bad result

This test got me wrong, I take my coffee white, but test said I like black

I have a cafetière which I use to make a very strong mugful of black coffee. That's me done for the day, so your prediction was pretty good.

I don't need to do quiz to know how I like my coffee and that's not going to change depending on my personality. Enjoy your coffee everyone, have a great day!

Black, hand-filtered coffee all they way. No cream, no sugar, no americano (espresso with water) abomination. Also no cheap beans!