“Yes, But”: 24 New Comics By This Artist That Expose The Weird Logic Of Modern Life

The phone has a more realistic view. The moon is about the width of one's thumb at arm's length, no bigger.

YES! Touchscreen controls in cars are so incredibly unwise and risky that they should NEVER have been invented, and should have been legally banned immediately!

Yay, my size!

Oh, this one hurts.

That's one more cashier than usual.

does anyone do this?

Stop inviting Uri Geller over for ice cream.

Hooligans gonna hooli

But he may have enjoyed the drive to and from the airport :)

This is my experience waiting for the Perseids every year for three years, never to have seen them.

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Eh. I'm an 80s kid. No premium mineral water tops garden hose water.

Ok, but the cold water dip guy would *also* be shivering uncontrollably if he just stood around dipping his feet in the water. It has to be a plunge, it's a deliberate *shock* to the system, not a soothing thing, and you need to take steps to get warm again immediately after (running right into a sauna, or bundling into warm clothing).

That's how you do it..else group chats are unbearable

Why would you drink it like that?

Even if yellow had their turn signal on, would you trust it?

Oh come on. The 200 feet warning is NEVER the first sign that was posted. If the traffic was that backed up, you start pushing your way over a mile before the exit!

My tub looks like that because the last owner put cow print on it.

As someone who doesn't like my nails long, but also uses them constantly for things like the person on the right, the "comfortable length" range is pretty narrow and requires annoyingly frequent maintenance.

yes, but the inside of mine is still smart...

So you look both ways to make *sure* no cars are coming, and then you jaywalk. It's only a problem if you live in a place with strict anti-jaywalking laws, and a lot of bored cops.

Well maybe if they weren't enormous chunks of clearly raw onion floating in an indeterminate liquid

The woman's behaviour is not that hypocritical, though, because these are very different situations. Except of course the first picture is also implying that he paid 100% of the house. Then it would be just absurd.

this is so they can see you...

ehhhh i feel this guy is pushing his yes/but