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I firmly believe that cooking is a form of art. A delicious one at that! However, there is a fine line between truly aesthetic dishes and food that is simply pretentiousness plopped on a plate. And sometimes… sometimes you just want a burger, you know? With normal buns instead of portobello mushroom caps and ketchup instead of 13 types of hand-made condiments spaced out on a drumset. There’s nothing wrong with simplicity. When done right.

However, a lot of chefs and restaurants believe that they’re more important than they really are and they try to show this through the food they serve. Finding the perfect balance between looks and taste isn’t for them, no sirree! Instead, they opt to create the most ‘dazzling’ dishes that end up overwhelming and confusing the customers.

The crème de la crème of pretentiousness ends up on the r/StupidFood subreddit that is dedicated to shaming the most arrogant food creations on Planet Earth. Have a taste of their best (or is that worst?) photos and remember to give the food that you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot spork a big ol’ upvote. Grab your silverware and let’s go!

I had a chat about the subreddit with Clackpot, the founder of r/StupidFood. I was also interested to find out more about aesthetics and pretentiousness in food, so I reached out to talented pie artist Jessica Clark-Bojin, the founder of 'The Pieous' project and author of 'Pies are Awesome.' Scroll down for Bored Panda's in-depth interviews with Clackpot, as well as with Jessica, who spoke about the importance of cooking to put a smile on someone else's face and why it's worth experimenting with food.

#1

When You Ask For Plain Rice

When You Ask For Plain Rice

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Andy Acceber
Community Member
5 years ago

Groan. #DadJoke

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    #2

    Delectable!

    Delectable!

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    Random Anon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Okay I'm going to be honest and say that looks the aftermath from the beer and green curry the previous night.

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    #3

    Zero Waste! You Know, Minus The Coffee Grounds You Just Wasted

    Zero Waste! You Know, Minus The Coffee Grounds You Just Wasted

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    At least she's honest

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    #4

    Soft Serve Coffee In A Donut Cone, With A Shot Of Espresso

    Soft Serve Coffee In A Donut Cone, With A Shot Of Espresso

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    Monkey Love
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So far this is the only intriguing one.

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    #5

    Butter Knife

    Butter Knife

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    After the s**t shaped chocolate above, this is pure bliss

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    #6

    But Which Side Is Gonna Pay For It?

    But Which Side Is Gonna Pay For It?

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    LOOOL I actually love this! 😂😂😂

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    #7

    Pizza-Pizza

    Pizza-Pizza

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I love it! MoRe pizza can only be a good thing.

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    #8

    Loooooooooooooool

    Loooooooooooooool

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    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That’s never hollandaise

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    #9

    Freaking Deconstructed Coffee

    Freaking Deconstructed Coffee

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    They forgot to complete the deconstruction and put the coffee beans separately and give you a grinder along with it. Amateurs.

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    #10

    Pickles Brined In Monster

    Pickles Brined In Monster

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I wouldn't have had to try them to know that (native speakers: was that sentence grammatically correct? I'm not sure)

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    #11

    Our Food Better

    Our Food Better

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    Dodo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    She looks amazing. The food looks like carcasses

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    #12

    A Handful Of Jam Served On A Plate At An Upscale Restaurant

    A Handful Of Jam Served On A Plate At An Upscale Restaurant

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I would send this back to the kitchen and demand an "upscale" apology.

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    #13

    Deconstructed Greek Salad

    Deconstructed Greek Salad

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Not that bad, just dump the onions and the other veg on the plate, add the oil and lemon and cheese and good to go

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    #14

    Spaghetti Sandwich

    Spaghetti Sandwich

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    Sori
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I had something like this and was shocked how yummy it was

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    #15

    Chicken Alfredo “Burrito”

    Chicken Alfredo “Burrito”

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I would eat it

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    #16

    "King's Hand"

    "King's Hand"

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well if it was filled with something sweet, not greek salad it might be a fun Halloween snack

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    #17

    Not Fried Chicken....ice Cream

    Not Fried Chicken....ice Cream

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    Heidi Hunt
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'd eat it. If you read what it actually is it sounds good and it has a chocolate bone in it 😋

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    #18

    Apple Pie From A Restaurant And Bakery Near Me. It’s Delicious, But Near Impossible To Eat

    Apple Pie From A Restaurant And Bakery Near Me. It’s Delicious, But Near Impossible To Eat

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Just flip the slice on its side and drizzle on more caramel or add ice cream.

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    #19

    Spam Turkey

    Spam Turkey

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    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is actually pretty cool

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    #20

    American

    American

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    We also have this abomination in Germany Ristorante...0Pasta.png Ristorante20Pasta.png

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    #21

    Toast Water

    Toast Water

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    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I can say with the utmost certainty that never in my life have I wanted my water to taste like a toast.

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    #22

    Beef Stroganoff Tacos

    Beef Stroganoff Tacos

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Would eat.

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    #23

    In A Post-Covid World We Will Need To Find A Use For All These Spare Hand Sanitiser Dispensers

    In A Post-Covid World We Will Need To Find A Use For All These Spare Hand Sanitiser Dispensers

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    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Someone thinks there will be a post covid world. LOL

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    #24

    Words Cannot Describe What I'm Feeling Right Now

    Words Cannot Describe What I'm Feeling Right Now

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Questions, so many questions. Why? How do you eat it? and most importantly: WHY?

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    #25

    Ordered Some Food Delivery From Oreganos Last Night. Some Funny Guy Was Bored At His Job Apparently

    Ordered Some Food Delivery From Oreganos Last Night. Some Funny Guy Was Bored At His Job Apparently

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    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Rude, but also funny?! I'd laugh if I got this... But it's very juvenile

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    #26

    Only Stuffed Crust. In A Circle

    Only Stuffed Crust. In A Circle

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yum! But lousy packaging.

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    #27

    Blue Gatorade Macaroni With Blue Gatorade Sauce

    Blue Gatorade Macaroni With Blue Gatorade Sauce

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    Marek Yanchurak
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You go to hell. Go to hell and you die.

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    #28

    Date Said Her Favorite Food Was Blue Cheese Pizza. I Guess I Misunderstood Where The Emphasis Was Supposed To Be

    Date Said Her Favorite Food Was Blue Cheese Pizza. I Guess I Misunderstood Where The Emphasis Was Supposed To Be

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Smurf pizza

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    #29

    My Boss At Pizza Hut Made This For Me...

    My Boss At Pizza Hut Made This For Me...

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    Dina Simoné
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Subtly passive-agressive

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    #30

    Some Restaurant Was Bragging About This Online

    Some Restaurant Was Bragging About This Online

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    plat du jour: garbage

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    #31

    First Time Buying At A Local Restaurant Called "Food And Love", Ordered A Four Cheese Pizza And This Is Why They Delivered

    First Time Buying At A Local Restaurant Called "Food And Love", Ordered A Four Cheese Pizza And This Is Why They Delivered

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    Dina Simoné
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This looks like covid feels

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    #32

    I .. Kind Of.. Want It

    I .. Kind Of.. Want It

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    How's are the kernels sticking to the hot dog

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    #33

    My Nostrils Are Getting Wasabi Burn Just Looking At This

    My Nostrils Are Getting Wasabi Burn Just Looking At This

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Only people who have lost their sense of taste and smell can eat that.

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    #34

    Frosting On A Burger For When You Want To Die Young

    Frosting On A Burger For When You Want To Die Young

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I remember when the unhealthiest thing I’d heard of was a deep fried mars bar.

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    #35

    This "Sandwich" With An Entire Roasted Bird And Covered In Cheese Sauce

    This "Sandwich" With An Entire Roasted Bird And Covered In Cheese Sauce

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Looks like a baby puked on it.

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    #36

    Wtf Texas

    Wtf Texas

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    Chich
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    Someone has to get texas into treatment

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    #37

    What We Ordered. What We Got

    What We Ordered. What We Got

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Got a tan

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    #38

    Unreal - This Is Pinnacle Stupid Food.

    Unreal - This Is Pinnacle Stupid Food.

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    Dina Simoné
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Was it cooked alive? I only eat my ice cream when it involves pain and regret.

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    #39

    Ketchup And Mayo Ice Cream

    Ketchup And Mayo Ice Cream

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Vomit

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    #40

    I Have Nothing To Say About This

    I Have Nothing To Say About This

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    Dina Simoné
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is disgusting on so many levels.

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    #41

    Take It To The Vet, I Bet They Could Still Save It

    Take It To The Vet, I Bet They Could Still Save It

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    Random Anon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This person is a moron.

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    #42

    Freaking Nutella Biryani

    Freaking Nutella Biryani

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    Joonscrab
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Stop ruining our food too please 😭

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    #43

    Chefclub At It Again

    Chefclub At It Again

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah this doesn't look bad

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    #44

    Banana Water

    Banana Water

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    Ellen Turner
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Banana Milk, on the other hand (it's like strawberry Milk)

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    #45

    I Present To You, A Single Slice Of Bread Wrapped In Plastic

    I Present To You, A Single Slice Of Bread Wrapped In Plastic

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    Joanne O'Brien
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What a waste

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    #46

    My Craving For Steak Has Never Disappeared Faster

    My Craving For Steak Has Never Disappeared Faster

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    Marek Yanchurak
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm most horrified by the Kraft "cheese" slices.

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    #47

    Shrimp And Eggs!

    Shrimp And Eggs!

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    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Fail! FAIL! fAil!

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    #48

    I Am Weeping

    I Am Weeping

    Expensive_Strawberry Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Reminds me of one of those horrific Jello and mayo abominations from the 1970s that often contained processed meats

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    #49

    Homemade Nachos

    Homemade Nachos

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Oh god and you know straight out of the can that is cold faux cheese

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    #50

    Homemade Croque Madame But Didn’t Have Ham So Used A Pot Noodle Instead

    Homemade Croque Madame But Didn’t Have Ham So Used A Pot Noodle Instead

    Old-Blighty Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Looks like British Uni Student Food to me

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    #51

    Restaurant I Work At Has This Atrocity They Call 'Pancake Sushi'

    Restaurant I Work At Has This Atrocity They Call 'Pancake Sushi'

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    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The name is debatable, but the food looks awesome.

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    #52

    How Do Yall Like Your Pancakes Cooked? I Like Mine Medium Rare

    How Do Yall Like Your Pancakes Cooked? I Like Mine Medium Rare

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I eat mine raw.

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    #53

    Disneyland Is Advertising A Hot Dog Stuffed Inside A Dill Pickle That Is Fried And Served With A Side Of Peanut Butter

    Disneyland Is Advertising A Hot Dog Stuffed Inside A Dill Pickle That Is Fried And Served With A Side Of Peanut Butter

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    Marek Yanchurak
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Do we need further proof that Disney is pure evil?

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    #54

    New Years Day Roast For The Family- Pork Belly Tattooed With Squid Ink

    New Years Day Roast For The Family- Pork Belly Tattooed With Squid Ink

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    Otter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Never let the tattoo artist in the family do the cooking.

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    #55

    Pizza Hot From The Oven

    Pizza Hot From The Oven

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Watch the video! It makes it so much better! https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/lgw9gg/pizza_hot_from_the_oven/

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    #56

    Gotta Go Fast

    Gotta Go Fast

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No food should ever be that shade of blue.

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    #57

    Freaking Sushi Croissant

    Freaking Sushi Croissant

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And this is how you start a war

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    #58

    Maki Poutine

    Maki Poutine

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    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No.

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    #59

    Where Should I Put This Softshell Crab?

    Where Should I Put This Softshell Crab?

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Back to the food with eyes thing. But it is cute.

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    #60

    Chefclub Still Delivers The Best BS, Seemingly Unaffected By Our Troubled Times

    Chefclub Still Delivers The Best BS, Seemingly Unaffected By Our Troubled Times

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is the modern equivalent of those 1950s jelly dinners.

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    #61

    I Can Feel My Arteries Clogging

    I Can Feel My Arteries Clogging

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    Otter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Finally! A vegetarian horror food!

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    #62

    Salmon Challah “Bread”

    Salmon Challah “Bread”

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    he killed the poor fish twice

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    #63

    When You Invite Tesla Over For A Meal

    When You Invite Tesla Over For A Meal

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's not a meal, I wouldn't even consider it a snack.

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    #64

    Avocado Has Gone Too Far

    Avocado Has Gone Too Far

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Long as I get a knife and fork, I'm cool with this.

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    #65

    Worth The Watch, It Gets Worse

    Worth The Watch, It Gets Worse

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    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What's that yellow block? Face cheese? Fake butter?

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    #66

    When You Realize, Too Late, There's No Bread For Your Egg Sandwich. Lucky Yesterday's Ice Cream Sundae Remnants Were Here To Pick Up The Slack.

    When You Realize, Too Late, There's No Bread For Your Egg Sandwich. Lucky Yesterday's Ice Cream Sundae Remnants Were Here To Pick Up The Slack.

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well, those cones are flavorless enough to work.

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    #67

    How Am I Supposed To Eat This?

    How Am I Supposed To Eat This?

    mappornographer Report

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I love crispy cheese bits!!

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    #68

    You Lost Me At Grating Raw Chicken

    You Lost Me At Grating Raw Chicken

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    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wait…huh…what?

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    #69

    Spoonfuls Of Watery Fruit Soup For The Clinically Insane

    Spoonfuls Of Watery Fruit Soup For The Clinically Insane

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    E B
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It's coconut water and is surprisingly delicious and refreshing. Not too insane.

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    #70

    I Ordered A Hot Dog And Checked 'Extra Patty' Expecting A Second Dog. Instead... I Present The Hot Durger:

    I Ordered A Hot Dog And Checked 'Extra Patty' Expecting A Second Dog. Instead... I Present The Hot Durger:

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    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Why did you think patty meant anything else?

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    #71

    2014, When Lays Lost Their Minds.

    2014, When Lays Lost Their Minds.

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    Chich
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    Salty chips and chocolate really do go well together.

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    #72

    Chef Boyardon't

    Chef Boyardon't

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Maybe for a group of five-year-olds who I don't like.

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    #73

    Just Found This Sub. A Few Years Ago My Job Had A Potluck And Someone Left This. Pretzel Sticks W/Nutella In Flour Tortillas On A Bed Of Lettuce And Strawberries. Nobody Ate It And We Never Found Out Who Left It.

    Just Found This Sub. A Few Years Ago My Job Had A Potluck And Someone Left This. Pretzel Sticks W/Nutella In Flour Tortillas On A Bed Of Lettuce And Strawberries. Nobody Ate It And We Never Found Out Who Left It.

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    I would have tried one, doesn't sound as bad as some other stuff on here

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    #74

    Looking Good, Looking Goo- Nope They Ruined It

    Looking Good, Looking Goo- Nope They Ruined It

    Sketch_Crush Report

    J. F.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What is it with people drowning food in sauces?

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    #75

    It’s Literally Got A Whole Rib Bone Inside.

    It’s Literally Got A Whole Rib Bone Inside.

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    Losferatu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    There are easier ways to get a bone inside.

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    #76

    What The Hell Is This

    What The Hell Is This

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    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Unless they're magic mushrooms...

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    #77

    Oh F Off

    Oh F Off

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    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    My old man used to put butter on his crisps. Kind of explains the stroke he suffered in his 50s

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    #78

    How About No?

    How About No?

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    'People' - like two of your journalists?

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    #79

    Chicken Fried In Takis Blue Heat Chips. I Don't Know Why I Made This

    Chicken Fried In Takis Blue Heat Chips. I Don't Know Why I Made This

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    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I bet that glows in the dark.

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    #80

    Uncooked Manicotti

    Uncooked Manicotti

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Can we talk about the scissors

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    #81

    Mashed Potatriotos For Your 4th BBQ

    Mashed Potatriotos For Your 4th BBQ

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    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Looks like transtatoes actually (pink/blue/white motif)?

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    #82

    Back At It Again

    Back At It Again

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    Jeannie Nykula
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Bacon makes anything taste better.

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    #83

    Pepperoni Nigiri

    Pepperoni Nigiri

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Lol

    #84

    My Roommate Microwaved Some Raw Pasta And Ate It For Lunch Yesterday

    My Roommate Microwaved Some Raw Pasta And Ate It For Lunch Yesterday

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    Dina Simoné
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    He did not microwave it with water, which could have cooked the pasta. He has no plate. So, he just microwaved dry pasta.

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    #85

    Peak Stupidity From A Repeat Offender

    Peak Stupidity From A Repeat Offender

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I have no idea what is going on here

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