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Nothing makes human beings happier than a nice freshly cooked meal made with love and effort (skill optional). So no wonder so many of us are putting on the aprons and rocking our inner Gordon Ramsay back at home.

And while many succeed in cooking something that ends up on their Instagram feed, others are not so fortunate. So this post is about hope and failure, failure and hope: kitchen edition, where dreams of tasty bites get shattered by the reality check of burned, overcooked, weirdly shaped and very unappetizing (in)edible artifacts.

Scroll through some of the best of the worst ones below and be sure to check out our previous cooking fails here, here and here.

#1

Dumplings From The Hell's Gate

Dumplings From The Hell's Gate

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    #2

    My Crescent Rolls Came Out Looking Like Walruses That Just Can't Anymore

    My Crescent Rolls Came Out Looking Like Walruses That Just Can't Anymore

    chiquitamichi Report

    #3

    Here Is My Favorite Picture Of My Grandma. She Was Having A Hard Time With The Mixer

    Here Is My Favorite Picture Of My Grandma. She Was Having A Hard Time With The Mixer

    Bungalowbeast Report

    Previously, pie artist and baking and cooking pro Jessica Clark-Bojin shared a few great tips and tricks with Bored Panda to help all of us out in the kitchen and prevent massive disasters from happening. "Kitchen 'mistakes' can range from the catastrophic, 'I forgot the pot roast in the oven and now the kitchen is on fire' to the more benign, 'I accidentally put paprika in the cookies instead of cinnamon,' but in most instances, they stem from the same thing: distraction and a lack of preparation."

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    #4

    Turned My Back For A Minute And She Peed In 20 Cups Of Uncooked Rice

    Turned My Back For A Minute And She Peed In 20 Cups Of Uncooked Rice

    TheLoxFox Report

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I approve of the new brand of cat litter! Nice and smooth between my furry toes!"

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    #5

    This Was Way Cuter When I Pictured It In My Head

    This Was Way Cuter When I Pictured It In My Head

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    #6

    My Bff Just Melted Her Favorite Pot. I Didn’t Even Know That Was Possible

    My Bff Just Melted Her Favorite Pot. I Didn’t Even Know That Was Possible

    hibellagrace Report

    Desiree McKinnon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that once myself... once. Had water and potatoes in a favorite pot. Left it on boiling so long, all the water evaporated. I noticed when I smelled something strange. The potatoes were burned to the inside and the metal was melted just like in this pic. I think it's the soldering between the pot and the bottom piece they put on the pot for better cooking.

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    Jessica pointed out that anyone who wants to improve in the kitchen should start by taking some time to think about and picture in their mind all the steps before diving in and starting to bake or cook. That way, you can avoid slip-ups, blunders, and setting your entire kitchen aflame. "Make sure you have all the ingredients you need before you start baking. Work 'mis-en-place' and have all the bowls, spoons, tools, etc. cleaned and out on the counter ready for you. Measure out dry ingredients in advance, and (if called for) portion out wet ingredients to chill in the fridge. Clean up pots and pans while your mixture bakes," Jessica shared.

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    #7

    My Wife Likes To Keep Dog Food Beside Coffee Beans. Guess What I Did At 5:30 Am This Morning

    My Wife Likes To Keep Dog Food Beside Coffee Beans. Guess What I Did At 5:30 Am This Morning

    Chaosbutters87 Report

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh, nothing like the fresh aroma of percolating dog biscuits first thing in the morning

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    #8

    You Ever Mess Up Burgers So Bad That Even Your Grill Is Surprised?

    You Ever Mess Up Burgers So Bad That Even Your Grill Is Surprised?

    Bloodycrabs Report

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15 minutes ago, when they said "well done," they didn't mean this.

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    #9

    New Style Ribs. Introducing: Hell Done

    New Style Ribs. Introducing: Hell Done

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    #10

    The Way My Pasta Spilled

    The Way My Pasta Spilled

    Nvr2Much Report

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    #11

    Making Brownies Didn't Go As Planned

    Making Brownies Didn't Go As Planned

    55555 Report

    #12

    My Sister Tried Making Popcorn At Work Today... Didn't Go Very Well

    My Sister Tried Making Popcorn At Work Today... Didn't Go Very Well

    flooptyscoops Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be honest... she really wanted the fire fighters to come, didn't she??

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    #13

    You Did Your Best, Chef

    You Did Your Best, Chef

    CrystalProtocol Report

    Tee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You literally spilled the beans

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    #14

    So We Had Pizza And Tears For Dinner. So Much For That Shepherd's Pie

    So We Had Pizza And Tears For Dinner. So Much For That Shepherd's Pie

    MrsMolotov420 Report

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    #15

    See Those Eggs? They Are Supposed To Be In The Pies. I Made Two Hot Oily Chocolate Garbage Circles

    See Those Eggs? They Are Supposed To Be In The Pies. I Made Two Hot Oily Chocolate Garbage Circles

    themattcrumb Report

    ~hUmMuS vIbEs~
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Garbage circles! I laughed way too hard at this

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    #16

    I'm An Idiot And My Wife Won't Stop Laughing At Me

    I'm An Idiot And My Wife Won't Stop Laughing At Me

    Shaneblaster Report

    #17

    Having Currywurst In Your Trunk

    Having Currywurst In Your Trunk

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    #18

    My Attempt At Baking A Brownie Turned Out Like A Before And After Picture Of An Addiction

    My Attempt At Baking A Brownie Turned Out Like A Before And After Picture Of An Addiction

    pandyxxx Report

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to say, I've never seen an M&M scream before.

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    #19

    Yes, This Was Freshly Made Hot Sauce

    Yes, This Was Freshly Made Hot Sauce

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    #20

    My Wife Worked For An Hour On This Peach Crisp And Burst Into Tears Right Before My Parents Showed Up To Our House

    My Wife Worked For An Hour On This Peach Crisp And Burst Into Tears Right Before My Parents Showed Up To Our House

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    #21

    Finally Made A Good Lattice Crust Then I Went And Knocked My Cactus Onto It

    Finally Made A Good Lattice Crust Then I Went And Knocked My Cactus Onto It

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    #22

    My Dumbest Injury, I Was Flipping A Steak In A Curved Pan, Like Flat Bottom Wok, And All The Butter Splashed Out

    My Dumbest Injury, I Was Flipping A Steak In A Curved Pan, Like Flat Bottom Wok, And All The Butter Splashed Out

    Vicarious124 Report

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes...my sympathies to this person...that do look to be painful

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    #23

    Failed Baked Bread, May I Ask If I Underbaked It, Over Fermented It, Or Had Too Much Yeast? I Ate 3 Of Them In Anger

    Failed Baked Bread, May I Ask If I Underbaked It, Over Fermented It, Or Had Too Much Yeast? I Ate 3 Of Them In Anger

    tuxiaobai Report

    #24

    Accidentally Baked A Fly Into My Cookies

    Accidentally Baked A Fly Into My Cookies

    ComfyInDots Report

    #25

    Nightmare Lamb Cake

    Nightmare Lamb Cake

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    #26

    Prepared Cinnamon Toast Crunch In The Dark. It Was Cheeze Its

    Prepared Cinnamon Toast Crunch In The Dark. It Was Cheeze Its

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    #27

    I Was Very Excited To Try To Make French Omelette This Morning. It Was Going Well Until It Quickly Went From Omelette Au Fromage To Omelette Au Floormage

    I Was Very Excited To Try To Make French Omelette This Morning. It Was Going Well Until It Quickly Went From Omelette Au Fromage To Omelette Au Floormage

    laripop Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell the truth. You tried to flip it, didn’t you? Come on, you can tell me. You tried to flip it like some kind of professional chef, and totally f****d up. Am I right?

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    #28

    What's The Worst Thing To Find After You Took The Last Batch Of Cookies Out? The Real Cinnamon

    What's The Worst Thing To Find After You Took The Last Batch Of Cookies Out? The Real Cinnamon

    MhmCandii Report

    Ritchat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of person doesn't taste the cookie dough before baking? And like... every few minutes while cutting out the cookies? And won't snatch a freshly baked cookie from the first tray?

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    #29

    My Friend's Mother Thought That The Croissants Would Just Roll Themselves Up While Cooking

    My Friend's Mother Thought That The Croissants Would Just Roll Themselves Up While Cooking

    Papaspartan05 Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do the Jack Daniels bottles have anything to do with her thought processes?

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    #30

    We Had 6 Eggs Left. I Thought I Would Scramble Them For Breakfast. The 6th One I Cracked In The Bowl Was Completely Rotten

    We Had 6 Eggs Left. I Thought I Would Scramble Them For Breakfast. The 6th One I Cracked In The Bowl Was Completely Rotten

    flightlessbirdies Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am forever grateful that I cannot smell things on the internet

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    #31

    Pizza That Looks Like Lava

    Pizza That Looks Like Lava

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    #32

    Moved The Flour Away From The Kid So He Wouldn't Make A Mess... And I Knocked It Off The Counter With My Elbow

    Moved The Flour Away From The Kid So He Wouldn't Make A Mess... And I Knocked It Off The Counter With My Elbow

    SubrinaSky Report

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the kid would have done a neater job!

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    #33

    Ever Wondered What Happens When You Microwave A Frozen Uncooked Croissant? Wonder No More

    Ever Wondered What Happens When You Microwave A Frozen Uncooked Croissant? Wonder No More

    the_highway_skyline Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like the shed skin of some alien

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    #34

    Ramen: Microwave For 4 Minutes On High Power. Follow Me For More Great Recipes

    Ramen: Microwave For 4 Minutes On High Power. Follow Me For More Great Recipes

    Tardigrade7point0 Report

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't you supposed to add water or broth before you give it the four minutes of zap?

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    #35

    I Tried My Grandmother's Donut Recipe And I Have To Admit, It Kinda Stinks

    I Tried My Grandmother's Donut Recipe And I Have To Admit, It Kinda Stinks

    merrell0 Report

    #36

    My Friend Writes "Apparently I Bought A Bringing Bag Instead Of A Baking Bag"

    My Friend Writes "Apparently I Bought A Bringing Bag Instead Of A Baking Bag"

    jesseburns Report

    E
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No idea what a bringing bag is, is it supposed to be brining?

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    #37

    Spent 12 Hours Making "Cinnamon Swirl" Sourdough Bread

    Spent 12 Hours Making "Cinnamon Swirl" Sourdough Bread

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    #38

    I Did Not Look Closely Enough At That Label

    I Did Not Look Closely Enough At That Label

    IsThisDamnNameTaken Report

    #39

    My Fridge Just Decided To Freeze My Eggs. Have A Nice Day

    My Fridge Just Decided To Freeze My Eggs. Have A Nice Day

    roberto4444 Report

    #40

    My Roommate Made Soup

    My Roommate Made Soup

    sk-3y3_HIGH Report

    #41

    Craving Pizza But Convinced Myself To Get Groceries And Make A Healthy Dinner Instead. Why Do I Even Try?

    Craving Pizza But Convinced Myself To Get Groceries And Make A Healthy Dinner Instead. Why Do I Even Try?

    bramblejamslam Report

    #42

    My Sister Toasted Bread With Jelly In My Brand New Toaster. She's 31

    My Sister Toasted Bread With Jelly In My Brand New Toaster. She's 31

    dan9457 Report

    #43

    Spent 10 Minutes Looking For The Drip Tray For The Forman Grill, After I Turned It On

    Spent 10 Minutes Looking For The Drip Tray For The Forman Grill, After I Turned It On

    Kimritto Report

    #44

    Tried To Make A Cake. Not Sure What Went Wrong

    Tried To Make A Cake. Not Sure What Went Wrong

    CoconutRubbish667 Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It rose like a vampire instead of a cake. Hope this feedback helps..

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    #45

    This Medium Rare Sour Bread My Mom Made

    This Medium Rare Sour Bread My Mom Made

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    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i always tried to do something simlar with my muffins.. molten chocolate in the inside. it never worked out that well. what is her secret?

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    #46

    I Forgot That My Sister Baked Salmon And It Looked Like A Scorching Salmon, So I Just Took A Picture Of It, So It's A Memorial Service

    I Forgot That My Sister Baked Salmon And It Looked Like A Scorching Salmon, So I Just Took A Picture Of It, So It's A Memorial Service

    saltdsalt Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems that she forgot she was baking salmon too

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    #47

    Pizza Is Ready

    Pizza Is Ready

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    #48

    Forgot Apple Pie Was In The Oven

    Forgot Apple Pie Was In The Oven

    TrueLexatom Report

    #49

    Tomato Soup - It's On The Ceiling, Too

    Tomato Soup - It's On The Ceiling, Too

    bobberhom Report

    #50

    The Cake I Spent 1 Hour To Make. At Least I'm Sure It's Not Too Dry

    The Cake I Spent 1 Hour To Make. At Least I'm Sure It's Not Too Dry

    aerlindyl Report

    BigOrangeTractor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone that doesn't know, you can check a cake is cooked by pushing a metal skewer (or thin bladed knife, but a skewer obviously does less damage) into the middle. It should come out basically clean/lightly oiled - if it has cake mix on it you're not there yet. Make sure your oven's really well pre-heated, too...

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    #51

    Call Me The Bread Weaner. I Mean, Winner

    Call Me The Bread Weaner. I Mean, Winner

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    Al Cook
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks nicely cooked otherwise. You may be missing your calling to set up an adult bakery!

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    #52

    He Fell Off The Tray In The Oven, But He Still Smiling

    He Fell Off The Tray In The Oven, But He Still Smiling

    Gooseknuckler Report

    ~hUmMuS vIbEs~
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They chose him to sacrifice to the oven overlord.

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    #53

    These Pretzels Taste Worse Than They Look

    These Pretzels Taste Worse Than They Look

    Harryssandwichco Report

    #54

    After Making My Own Bone Broth, Reducing Red Wine And Slow Cooking In The Oven For 5 Hours I Finally Got To Taste Beef Bourgognion This Christmas

    After Making My Own Bone Broth, Reducing Red Wine And Slow Cooking In The Oven For 5 Hours I Finally Got To Taste Beef Bourgognion This Christmas

    Max_farsteps Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beef Burnedgognion, for a more-like! (I'm so funny).

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    #55

    So How Is Your Morning Going?

    So How Is Your Morning Going?

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like an egg with your salt?

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    #56

    Cute Christmas Profiteroles... Looking Like Dog Poops

    Cute Christmas Profiteroles... Looking Like Dog Poops

    Alfachick Report

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fairness the ones on the left look like poops too, only more festive.

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    #57

    Guess I'll Order Out Tonight

    Guess I'll Order Out Tonight

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    #58

    Tried To Make Strawberry Mochi Without A Recipe And Now They Look Like Boiled Kirbys

    Tried To Make Strawberry Mochi Without A Recipe And Now They Look Like Boiled Kirbys

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    #59

    This Is What Happens When You Forget To Poke A Hole In Spaghetti Squash And Then Attempt To Cut It After It’s Baked. It Explodes In Your Face

    This Is What Happens When You Forget To Poke A Hole In Spaghetti Squash And Then Attempt To Cut It After It’s Baked. It Explodes In Your Face

    asherfergusson Report

    #60

    Today I Learned - Half-Cooked Eggs Can't Be Cooked Further In The Microwave

    Today I Learned - Half-Cooked Eggs Can't Be Cooked Further In The Microwave

    Bauvolk Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't put any type of actual egg in a microwave. Shell on, shell off, yolk, white. Unless they are mixed into something, they do tend to go boom when microwaved.

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    #61

    Boyfriend Cooked Fish Cakes And Sweet Potato Bites For A Perfect 11 Hours. Whole House Stinks Of Fish

    Boyfriend Cooked Fish Cakes And Sweet Potato Bites For A Perfect 11 Hours. Whole House Stinks Of Fish

    reddit.com Report

    Mii
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you not notice the smell for 11 hours...?

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    #62

    Buddy Sent Me This. Cast Iron Pan That Decided It Was Tired Of Their Stuff

    Buddy Sent Me This. Cast Iron Pan That Decided It Was Tired Of Their Stuff

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    #63

    Made Some Cookies. I Think I Nailed It

    Made Some Cookies. I Think I Nailed It

    think_of_spaghett Report

    #64

    Well That's Not The Soy Sauce

    Well That's Not The Soy Sauce

    sbibby66 Report

    #65

    Chicken And Broccoli Smothered In Melted Rubber Lid

    Chicken And Broccoli Smothered In Melted Rubber Lid

    Samuel_L_Hackson Report

    #66

    Well This Just Happened

    Well This Just Happened

    Dover21 Report

    #67

    I Just Made A Cheesecake And When I Wanted To Put It In The Fridge The Bottom Fell Out Of The Mold

    I Just Made A Cheesecake And When I Wanted To Put It In The Fridge The Bottom Fell Out Of The Mold

    ThunderlordNL Report

    #69

    I’ve Been Cooking For A Decade, But You’d Never Know It

    I’ve Been Cooking For A Decade, But You’d Never Know It

    LolitaRebelle Report

    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my bf is a chef. he once made coal out of sausages and bacon in our gas grill :D he looked so defeated :D

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    #70

    Forgot I Was Proofing Bread Dough In The Oven And Then Set The Oven To Preheat

    Forgot I Was Proofing Bread Dough In The Oven And Then Set The Oven To Preheat

    Boudrodog Report

    Audrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done that. Thankfully the bowl was metal... but I had covered the dough with a loose piece of plastic wrap.

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    #71

    A Hot, Fresh Lasagna In My Favorite Dish

    A Hot, Fresh Lasagna In My Favorite Dish

    scissorfella Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would just go sit in the corner and have myself a little cry.

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    #72

    Melonpan?

    Melonpan?

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    #73

    I Poured Beef Broth Into The Crook Pot As The Last Ingredient For My Homemade Chili And Out Came Mold

    I Poured Beef Broth Into The Crook Pot As The Last Ingredient For My Homemade Chili And Out Came Mold

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    StephVA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always pour the stock in a clear measuring cup FIRST for this very reason

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    #74

    My Knife Broke When I Tried To Cut The Watermelon I Just Bought, Just To Find Out That It Went Bad

    My Knife Broke When I Tried To Cut The Watermelon I Just Bought, Just To Find Out That It Went Bad

    quangteo8998 Report

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the blade must be made out of chinesium, the weakest metal on Earth

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    #75

    Tried Cooking Dinner For The First Time After Weeks Of Takeout

    Tried Cooking Dinner For The First Time After Weeks Of Takeout

    lil-haystack Report

    Skull in Sky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is mostly because the lid is not the size of the pan. It got overheated and the glass was not made for that kind of temperatures. I'd suggest not using glass lids for frying at all.

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    #76

    When You Come Home And Your House Doesn’t Smell Like Pot Roast

    When You Come Home And Your House Doesn’t Smell Like Pot Roast

    HomerTigerBoo Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a friend who just could not cook. She tried to make a turkey at Thanksgiving when she was first married. She prepped it and put it in the oven, then went to greet her guests, who were bringing the other side dishes and all. Like a Thanksgiving pot luck. Several hours went by, and it was finally time to eat. Guests had been wondering why there was no smell of turkey baking, but were too polite to ask. My friend went to get the turkey out of the oven. That’s when she discovered she had put it in the oven but not turned the oven ON! Needless to say, it’s a mercy it was a pot luck. They had a side dish Thanksgiving that year, and her husband has cooked the turkey every Thanksgiving since. Luckily he’s good at it.

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    #77

    My Mom Broke Our Oven Cooking Chicken

    My Mom Broke Our Oven Cooking Chicken

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    #78

    Never Bake Cookies In A Crop Top

    Never Bake Cookies In A Crop Top

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    #79

    Eggs À La Poivre

    Eggs À La Poivre

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    #80

    I Wasn't Trying To Make A Glossy Iron Plate. I Tried To Make A Panque

    I Wasn't Trying To Make A Glossy Iron Plate. I Tried To Make A Panque

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really looks like cast iron. Is it a pancake?

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    #81

    Taking My Food To Bed Was A Bad Idea

    Taking My Food To Bed Was A Bad Idea

    gullzarr Report

    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 things my grandpa told me: never eat where you sleep and never sh*t where you eat (last one is a mathaphor for love at work)

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    #82

    My Pepper Grinder Broke This Morning

    My Pepper Grinder Broke This Morning

    scoobdrew Report

    Fxnglhl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would you like some egg with your pepper, sir/ma'am?

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    #83

    Got Over-Confident With My Cooking And Tried To Make Cookies

    Got Over-Confident With My Cooking And Tried To Make Cookies

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    #84

    Recipe: Place Pizza Rolls And French Fries In The Oven. Then Promptly Take A 3 Hour Nap

    Recipe: Place Pizza Rolls And French Fries In The Oven. Then Promptly Take A 3 Hour Nap

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Done that with eggs boiling. Sat down to read for the 20 or so minutes they needed, fell asleep for about an hour or so, woke up to a loud popping noise. Did you know eggs can explode if you let the water boil away?

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    #85

    Dinner Is Served (Yes, I Almost Burnt Down My House)

    Dinner Is Served (Yes, I Almost Burnt Down My House)

    reddit.com Report

    #86

    Tried To Make Spooky Mac And Cheese

    Tried To Make Spooky Mac And Cheese

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    #87

    I Saw A Recipe For Protein Powder Pancakes And Decided To Try Protein Waffles With A Waffle Maker I’ve Never Used Before

    I Saw A Recipe For Protein Powder Pancakes And Decided To Try Protein Waffles With A Waffle Maker I’ve Never Used Before

    SandyClamburger Report

    #88

    Melted Fork, Yummy

    Melted Fork, Yummy

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    #89

    Turned On The Wrong Burner And Cooked My Cell Phone, Case Looks Cool But The Camera Is Toast

    Turned On The Wrong Burner And Cooked My Cell Phone, Case Looks Cool But The Camera Is Toast

    brn0723 Report

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would you put a cell phone on the burner?

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    #90

    I Cooked Pasta After A Long Week, Attempted To Pour Some Oregano, And Part Of The Shaker Decided To Get Stuck In There

    I Cooked Pasta After A Long Week, Attempted To Pour Some Oregano, And Part Of The Shaker Decided To Get Stuck In There

    stupid-names-taken Report

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this with worcestershire... opened the cap and proceeded to shake about 5 oz of sauce into my food as the shaker cap came off with the lid.

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    #91

    2020 New Year's Eve Cheesecake

    2020 New Year's Eve Cheesecake

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    #92

    I Turned The Wrong Stove Burner On And Exploded My Made From Scratch Pumpkin Pie

    I Turned The Wrong Stove Burner On And Exploded My Made From Scratch Pumpkin Pie

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    #93

    Shout Out To The Baker Missing Their Nail. I Chewed On It Twice Thinking It Was A Clove Of Garlic Before I Made The Horrific Realization It Was A Fingernail

    Shout Out To The Baker Missing Their Nail. I Chewed On It Twice Thinking It Was A Clove Of Garlic Before I Made The Horrific Realization It Was A Fingernail

    It’s garlic and rosemary sourdough.

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    BananaStrings
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s disgusting. Agreed. But what’s really gross is how nasty that fingernail looks. How can anyone with nails like that be around food prep?

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    #94

    The Dinner My Husband Was Cooking For 3 Hours

    The Dinner My Husband Was Cooking For 3 Hours

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sure you don’t actually mean the LAST dinner your husband will ever cook?

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    #95

    My Younger Brother, Who Moves Out In 2 Weeks, Tried To Make A Pizza

    My Younger Brother, Who Moves Out In 2 Weeks, Tried To Make A Pizza

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    Monique Reed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not think he is quite ready to be on his own...

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    #96

    My Mom Burnt Some Pasta And Now There Are These Marks Stuck To The Bottom

    My Mom Burnt Some Pasta And Now There Are These Marks Stuck To The Bottom

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    #97

    No Caramel For My Ice Cream I Guess

    No Caramel For My Ice Cream I Guess

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    renee brack
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But on the upside - a low cost bug catcher.

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    #98

    Chocolate Chip Cookies

    Chocolate Chip Cookies

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Batter was way too runny. Toll House batter should be firm.

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    #99

    Forgot About My Dehydrated Lemons In The Oven And Proceeded To Preheat It For Some Chicken Tenders. Was Left With This

    Forgot About My Dehydrated Lemons In The Oven And Proceeded To Preheat It For Some Chicken Tenders. Was Left With This

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    #100

    Homemade Pizza For Dinner

    Homemade Pizza For Dinner

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now it’s homemade pizza for the dog’s dinner.

    #101

    Fell Asleep With The Pizza In The Oven

    Fell Asleep With The Pizza In The Oven

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    #102

    $50 Tri Tip From Seaside Market. I Forgot About It On The Grill... For Two Hours

    $50 Tri Tip From Seaside Market. I Forgot About It On The Grill... For Two Hours

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the f**k can one FORGET ABOUT A FIFTY DOLLAR STEAK ON THE GRILL for a solid 2 hours?

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    #103

    Broke A $300 Pasta Machine By Accidentally Dropping A Spoon Inside

    Broke A $300 Pasta Machine By Accidentally Dropping A Spoon Inside

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your SO said “THIS is why we can’t have nice things”!

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    #104

    A While Back, I Shared My Pitiful Attempt At Frozen Pizza. Today, I Present To You, My Friend's Pitiful Attempt At A Corn Dog

    A While Back, I Shared My Pitiful Attempt At Frozen Pizza. Today, I Present To You, My Friend's Pitiful Attempt At A Corn Dog

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both of which are your pitiful attempts at setting a timer.

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    #105

    Hmm, I Don't Remember Keeping Marshmallow Fluff In My Oven

    Hmm, I Don't Remember Keeping Marshmallow Fluff In My Oven

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    Francis
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    4 years ago

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    i know a lot of people store things in the oven (i don't). but why do you turn it on before you get everything out of there? i mean even if you don't have plastic in there.. it's a pain in the *ss to get everything out there AFTER you turned the oven on..

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    #106

    Thinking About Burritos All Day. Come Home From Work And Microwave My Last One. Completely Hollow

    Thinking About Burritos All Day. Come Home From Work And Microwave My Last One. Completely Hollow

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    #107

    My Pepper Shaker Broke Mid-Shake

    My Pepper Shaker Broke Mid-Shake

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a shame. That chicken and rice—-chicken a la king, maybe?—-looked really tasty.

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    #108

    Guess Which One I Accidentally Put On My Yogurt This Morning

    Guess Which One I Accidentally Put On My Yogurt This Morning

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    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea which one you would even want to put on yogurt?

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    #109

    Today On Cooking Catastrophes

    Today On Cooking Catastrophes

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Gotta make sure of how high a temperature the container can stand.

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    #110

    After A Busy Day Running Around With Kids Back To School And A Million Other Things To Arrange, Having No Breakfast And Barely Any Lunch, I Was Cooking Dinner And It Needed A Touch Of Salt

    After A Busy Day Running Around With Kids Back To School And A Million Other Things To Arrange, Having No Breakfast And Barely Any Lunch, I Was Cooking Dinner And It Needed A Touch Of Salt

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    #111

    Niece Is Trying Her Hand At Baking For The First Time. She Forgot To Add 2 Cups Of Flour To Her Chocolate Chip Cookies. This Was The Result

    Niece Is Trying Her Hand At Baking For The First Time. She Forgot To Add 2 Cups Of Flour To Her Chocolate Chip Cookies. This Was The Result

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    #112

    Thought I'd Make Some Pasta With The Last Of My Homemade Tomato Sauce From My Garden Last Summer. Guess I'd Better Think Again

    Thought I'd Make Some Pasta With The Last Of My Homemade Tomato Sauce From My Garden Last Summer. Guess I'd Better Think Again

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    John Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF? In over fifty years, I've never had a tempered glass lid shatter, but I've seen at least four of them in this post.

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    #113

    Preheated My Broiler To Make A Delicious Tomato Sausage Gnocchi. Totally Forgot That I Had Bread Dough Rising In The Oven

    Preheated My Broiler To Make A Delicious Tomato Sausage Gnocchi. Totally Forgot That I Had Bread Dough Rising In The Oven

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    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just googled broiler. It's the grill in a British cooker

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    #114

    My Left Airpod Fell In The Oven And I Didn’t Notice Until Well Baked 20 Minutes Afterwards

    My Left Airpod Fell In The Oven And I Didn’t Notice Until Well Baked 20 Minutes Afterwards

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    #115

    Decided I Wanted A Midnight Snack And Fell Asleep. Cooked At 415 For 10 Hours

    Decided I Wanted A Midnight Snack And Fell Asleep. Cooked At 415 For 10 Hours

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many people fall asleep while cooking??? What's wrong with you? Set a timer, keep standing next to your oven...whatever. Just don't lay down when you are hungry and tired. This could kill you and a few others.

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    #116

    8-Year-Old Remembered To Take The Foil Flavor Packet Out! She Forgot To Add Water

    8-Year-Old Remembered To Take The Foil Flavor Packet Out! She Forgot To Add Water

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    Isla Hendry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one step at a time, one step at a time...

    #117

    I Do Consider Cooking An Art Form

    I Do Consider Cooking An Art Form

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    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with this? I find it hard to buy for and cook only a single portion at a time. While I usually keep it in the fridge for the next day I sometimes make a big batch and portion freeze it.

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    #118

    Sweet Potato And Yams Lightly Baked With Marshmallows

    Sweet Potato And Yams Lightly Baked With Marshmallows

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    April Caron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, but I like burnt marshmallows. They taste caramelized. Am I the only one?

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    #119

    My Pizza Stone Cracked After 12 Years Of Use. Devastated

    My Pizza Stone Cracked After 12 Years Of Use. Devastated

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    #120

    I Just Wanted A Little Black Pepper On My Pizza. Stupid Plastic Grinder Top Malfunction

    I Just Wanted A Little Black Pepper On My Pizza. Stupid Plastic Grinder Top Malfunction

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make like Taylor and just shake it off. No sense wasting pizza.

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