“Plastic City Full Of Plastic People”: 30 Tourist Trap Cities To Reconsider Visiting
Interview With Expert
When thinking about where to travel, many folks stick to the defaults. While some places are undisputed classics, frequent travel has created a whole host of locations that exist just to fleece you.
Someone asked travelers to share “Which City is the worst tourist trap?” and people gave their “best to avoid” answers. We also got in touch with veteran traveler Sophie Collard to learn more. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites, and be sure to comment your own examples and experiences below.
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Dubai. It shouldn't exist past bedouin camps.
u/fellow_enthusiast:
Plastic city full of plastic people, built on a foundation of sand and oil.
A foundation of sand and oil 😂…… so unprocessed plastics (for oil not the sand ) 😂
Nassau Bahamas. It's the busiest cruise ship port in the world, and not for good reasons. It's a cheap place to stop that can accommodate the largest cruise ships, it's close to Florida, and fulfills the requirement of "at least one foreign stop" for US cruises to operate without following US labor laws.
I could forgive that if the port was actually nice. It's not. Traffic sucks, public transit is bad, and the area immediately surrounding the port has some of the most aggressive vendors you'll ever find.
It's all for the convenience of the cruise companies and none for the customer.
Don’t get me wrong. I love Disneyland. But it’s nothing but a moneymaking giant.
When I was a kid, we were not well off at all. I was able to visit Disneyland twice with my family (ages 7 and 12).
I think many kids’ families are priced out of enjoying Disneyland nowadays.
It seems steep even for middle class.
I've only been there once, when our highschool band went to a competition in Anaheim. We had the choice to either do a halftime show routine or march in a parade. We had a very unique way to turn corners(which I have never seen any other band do) so chose the parade. It was in Disneyland, right behind Mickey Mouse. The trip finished by all the bands doing a combined routine for the preshow and halftime show of the Freedom Bowl that year.
Bored Panda got in touch with veteran traveler Sophie Collard and she was kind enough to answer some of our questions. Firstly, we were curious to hear what travel tips she would have given her younger self.
“You always need fewer things than you think, just take the basics and remember everything that isn’t your keys, wallet, phone, and passport are easily replaceable. And even if you lose the less easily replaceable things, it’s not the end of the world. All dramas can be overcome,” she shared.
Cairo.
u/blizzard_of-oz:
Cairo native here can confirm. Every time I'm in downtown and see tourists I chuckle.
So what was it? Was it the camel dudes at the pyramids scamming you? Was it the pollution and dirty streets? Was it the stray animals being abused? Are you a woman that had the audacity to experience being a woman? Did a cop threaten to take you in for taking pics of places "you're not allowed" to? Are you a gay bro that got caught having steamy sex with the closeted cab driver at the hotel? Did you clumsily tell the falafel guy that you're Jewish?
Seriously though. People shouldn't visit here unless they're paying big bucks to a tourism agency, they know what they're doing, and they have ties with the police. Cairo's great if you pay enough to a good agency.
Clearwater Florida. Beaches that aren’t that great, dirty, dead downtown area and scientology took over the whole area.
Branson, MO.
It’s Vegas but for people who post “I do not give Facebook consent to print off my computer files” a lot.
Tons of overpriced shows that have been the exact same show with the exact same people for decades. Along with terrible buffets and restaurants that sell microwaved food but with a gimmick. Far more Trump/MAGA stores than any one town should probably have and a vaguely religious theme to everything in ways that are usually pretty out of place. (Though ironically, the Sight and Sound Theatre, that puts on religious plays, is probably one of the best things on the strip. Going to a show about a religious theme or story is definitely a much better experience than going to a go kart track that tells you to say the Pledge of Allegiance and then pray before you get in the cars or whatever.)
Visited many times and in fact I intend to go again. There’s a great state park nearby and there’s definitely some charm. But yeah the shoehorned/shallow patriotic-religious themes as a quick cash grab to senior citizens who will eat it up and pay extra because of it is a fascinating and strange thing to experience.
This sounds so effin bizarre that it actually might be an interesting place to see... although it might not be the friendliest place for a slightly brown, queer foreigner like me 😬
One common complaint about tourist traps is the additional costs put on travelers, so we wanted to hear Sophie’s opinion on paying a premium for comfort. “As an avid train traveler and supporter of sustainable travel, I would say trains allow you to see so much more than planes including the changes in landscape and language as you go. So the time is worth it.”
Pisa (Italy) - the one (pretty small) square with the famous tower is absolutely everything it has to offer, the rest is a fight through the 3:1 ratio of panhandler/peddler to tourist, with s****y cafés and a dirty town around. I really only drove through "by accident" and still wish i hadn't.
As an Italian I too found Pisa overrated. Milan has way more artistic beauty, and Florence...
Post-pandemic Vegas. $30 cocktails in a plastic cup.
I have never wished to go to Las Vegas, pandemic or not. A place just for pleasure and endless entertainment with huge buildings, lights and fountains in the middle of a desert... Sounds like a generic dystopian setting to me...
Any cruise port in the Caribbean.
u/rock-or-something:
This is why I hate cruises. You are given minimal time to really explore city you dock at.
You get off the boat and are immediately swarmed with people offering excursions.
Your time is spent doing one excursion, grabbing a bite, shopping, and back to the boat.
I went on a cruise with my family when I was in middle school, and felt so cool saying "I went to 3 different countries this summer" not mentioning that I was in each country for maybe 6-8 hours, learned nothing about the culture, and spent all of my time doing things with people who looked exactly like me and spoke the same language as me.
Here's the trick with cruises. You can see enough of the place to know if you want to go back. I've been to a lot of the Caribbean and some islands there isn't much to do. Some there's tons to do. The cruise is a very convenient way to island hop. Go back to the ones you really liked and stay longer.
“Also, door-to-door, trains to Paris from London, for example, are faster than flying (I’ve personally tested this). Often we don’t factor in the time and cost of transport to an airport and the waiting around. Plus, if you book in advance you can save a lot of money,” she shared with Bored Panda.
The "original" Starbucks in Pike Place Market in Seattle. A) It's not the original. B) It's unbelievably crowded all day, every day.
Technically it is the original. First location opened in 1971. That building was going to be demolished so they moved in 1976.
As much as I love the pure camp and cheesiness that is Niagara Falls, the answer is Niagara Falls.
u/CLOWNXXCUDDLES:
Cousin of mine had their honeymoon there. They suggested making it a day trip instead of the entire focus of the trip.
I spent about three hours at Niagara (Canadian side) and I felt that I had experienced absolutely everything that Niagara had to offer.
Waikiki in Honolulu. It's not is own city, but it's so much a tourist trap.
Nothing in there is "original", traditional, or real, even though everything claims to be. Even the sand on the beach isn't from there.
Everything is significantly more expensive and lower quality than just outside of it. Even things that are legitimately Hawaiian, like Poke aren't done right there. The poke served in Waikiki is California style and generally just c**p.
There's something to buy or spend money on at every turn. Shopping malls, little booths, street performers, memento shops, and a ABC stores (a convenience chain) literally everywhere. You can actually see several ABC stores at the same time from multiple places.
And it's easy to get into and difficult to get out. There's an actual moat. There's 2 roads that funnel you into Waikiki, and if you don't know where to go, the internal roads almost force you into a circle.
And the biggest thing with a tourist trap, it IS fun. If you get past the fact that you're going to spend a bunch of money and everything is for show, it's a fun place to visit.
And the last component: it works! The existence of Waikiki makes the level of tourism on O'ahu tolerable for the people who actually live there. Without Waikiki, they would be scattered all over the island and nowhere would be mostly local. But Waikiki sequestors the majority of them in one concentrated area allowing the majority of the islands inhabitants not have to deal with them.
I live on a neighbor island in a district that doesn’t see tourists & is “local” to point we’ve “kapu” signs abound. Honolulu & Waikiki is a good place to go for a “weekend trip to the city” for shopping & nightlife. It serves its purpose & also keeps the tourists & tourism contained. I couldn’t imagine more than two days there, nor would I ever consider it an experience of Hawaiian or Polynesian culture, but it’s still very much “paradise” considering from where many of its visitors come.
Lastly, we wanted to know if she had any tips for visiting a new and less-known location. “Find out the local currency and learn at least a few words of the language in the destination you are traveling to. Check the weather so you know what clothes and shoes are most suitable. Write yourself an itinerary for the transport and accommodation beforehand if going to more than one place in a single trip. With the climate crisis affecting all of us, choosing destinations closer to home where possible, traveling overland, and supporting local businesses and responsible tourism options are essential.”
Gatlinburg, TN. It’s Las Vegas for church people.
u/Jbeaves44:
Thank you! Overpriced sh***y bars, overpriced sh***y food, no room to stop and think how I wound up here because there literal waves of people shambling to and from Dick’s last Resort. And the f***ing souvenir shops!? Enough mall ninja swords to supply the Terracotta Army. Never again.
Can confirm. Weirdly, some people love it for the whole kitsch thing.
South of the Border in South Carolina is prime tourist trap.
u/FalseWeeknd:
It’s a glorified truck stop.
I've been there, I'm not sure it's trying to hide the fact that it's a "glorified truck stop".
Temple Bar - Dublin
Why are you paying €10 for a s****y pint when Ireland has some of, if not the best pubs in the world everywhere.
Agra, India.
u/chazzy_cat:
Omg yes. I have enjoyed most of my travel in India but Agra was a dump. It's the Taj Mahal and literally nothing else worth seeing. Unless you are into roaming packs of feral monkeys, piles of trash everywhere, and overly-aggressive souvenir merchants. I would recommend Rajasthan instead.
The biggest tourist trap I've ever been to is Salem, Mass. Just witch/Halloween stuff everywhere and very few actual historical things to see.
And also most of the actual trials happened in Danvers, Mass. Modern day Salem has little to do with them.
Sedona, AZ is the worst tourist trap I can think of. Followed closely by Tombstone. Really any historic place in AZ is a tourist trap.
u/im4ruckus2:
Wondered if Sedona would make the list. I live here and in the Spring and Fall 45 minute traffic jams and the trails are packed and visitors park everywhere. The Uptown strip has tee shirts and tourist gifts and expensive food. But the summer and winter are great with far fewer tourists and fabulous dark skies and cool evenings. Lovely place to retire and hike. Views are impressive!!
Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. It's easy to get overwhelmed by all of the restaurants, resorts, and attractions. And those knickknack/swim suit places every block, there's 3 different names of franchises but they're identical and insanely overpriced. As a kid, it's magical but as an adult, it's so gimmicky.
One thing I do love about downtown Myrtle Beach is it has many mid century hotels still in business and still looking very mid century. It's worth driving through just to see them.
Nashville is literally one street. The rest is strip mall suburbia.
Key West. We stopped there on a cruise and my friends joked about how many T-shirt shops we could walk into.
u/Sunbeam-Minx:
Hey if you're 21 and want to drink your ass off and chase.. whatever, I guess it's great. With a one year old in stroller, biggest vacation mistake I ever made!
I mean, as a queer man over 40, it’s kinda a fun destination for us types. It’s a total tourist trap for those who aren’t there to mingle, often rather intimately, with gay men from all over the place. Like P’town & Palm Springs. Still, if it’s gay beach resort that you’re after, Puerto Vallarta, MX or Sitges Spain
I'm surprised I've only seen one mention of Wisconsin Dells. If doing touristy nonsense is something you enjoy, this place is a banger. Pirate themed mini-golf, two massive water parks themed on the bible and greek mythology, respectively, gimmicky dining options like a "lumberjack breakfast" and food delivery by train system, more sweets and novelty shops than you can count, a hybrid boat/bus tour, a couple escape rooms, an acade/waterpark/movietheater/african safari themed hotel, a deer petting zoo/reserve, and a fantasy themed timed scavenger hunt.
Pigeon Forge TN.
u/pingpongpsycho:
Pigeon Forge 50 years ago was nothing but a few pancake houses and the coolest campground with a little tubing river running through it. We camped there when I was young there. Great memories. Nothing like today.
There's a lot to do in Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg if you're okay having fun. I've compared it to Vegas without the hookers and gambling
Deadwood, SD. Everything was generic. The food was trash, the nature was monetized, hardly any long trails.
Wisconsin Dells, I see a lot of people posting Pigeon Forge/Gatlinburg, I've been to both and would hands down take those two over the Dells. Its out of date and super expensive. The person at Mt Olympus checking me in even warned me my wallet was f****d. There is fun to be had but over priced and out dated.
Eh, disagree. I find the Dells fine. I was a former wisconsinite and its fun to "get away" at times
Tombstone, AZ. Cheesy "museums" with third grade dioramas, expensive "saloons", and the goofiest recreation of the gunfight at ok corral done by ancient hippies. Laughable. Tourist. Trap.
Plymouth Rock. I’ve never been but it’s literally some random rock. And I’m pretty sure it’s not the actual one.
u/redsox113:
I grew up in Plymouth, and it’s just a rock and there is no actual one, they just threw a monument around a rock. That said it’s still a pretty nice coastal New England town with some museums and decent seafood.
If you're going to see the "actual rock" then yes, you'll be disappointed. If you're going to Plymouth Pawtuxet museum or any of the restaurants around then it's great
Intercourse Pennsylvania. It got famous off the name and then got turned into a tourist trap. There’s nothing to do there other than a little fake town and it’s not worth going out of your way for.
My mom grew up in Climax, CO and her 1st husband was from Intercourse, PA.
Egyptian here and I would say the pyramids.
u/beragis:
That’s exactly what an Egyptian I knew in College told me back in the 90’s when several of us mentioned wanting to see them eventually. He said if any of the s really do want to go stick to a reputable tour group.
I suspect it’s similar with Ancient Greece places, Herculeum and Pompey and the Pryamids in Mexico.
Pompeii is great if you also go to Naples to visit the archeology museum.
Gary, Indiana.
u/Uglyangel74:
Born, raised and worked in Gary. Been on a 40 year decline. Miller beach is ok. Rest is sad.
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Wow, so many obscure places in the US that majority of people never even heard of, let alone think of them as tourist destinations. Laughable.
We must be two of the five internet users that are not from the USA...
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Maybe it’s just be, but I never understood the appeal of Dubai. It just looks like a giant, manufactured cultural wasteland for very well to do people. It really has no deep history or its own cultural. It just makes me think of Vegas on a huge scale.
I‘m sure there is history there but it has been completely obliterated by obscene skyscrapers and endless roads for ridiculous d**k extensions
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I thought for sure Times Square would hit the list. Rest of NYC is pretty cool though especially the West Village
As a nyrker, avoid times square. Just stroll the rest of the streets, go to the parks, watch teh people, eat in local places. That's what nyrkers do.
Load More Replies... Wow, so many obscure places in the US that majority of people never even heard of, let alone think of them as tourist destinations. Laughable.
We must be two of the five internet users that are not from the USA...
Load More Replies... Maybe it’s just be, but I never understood the appeal of Dubai. It just looks like a giant, manufactured cultural wasteland for very well to do people. It really has no deep history or its own cultural. It just makes me think of Vegas on a huge scale.
I‘m sure there is history there but it has been completely obliterated by obscene skyscrapers and endless roads for ridiculous d**k extensions
Load More Replies... I thought for sure Times Square would hit the list. Rest of NYC is pretty cool though especially the West Village
As a nyrker, avoid times square. Just stroll the rest of the streets, go to the parks, watch teh people, eat in local places. That's what nyrkers do.
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