50 Times Women Shut Down Men With Humor So Sharp It Hurts

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on second thought....

on second thought....

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Indeed...

My dad taught me (yes, I'm a girl) to aim for centre of mass when it comes to men.

God, yes. I'm a 43yo (middle-aged, slower metabolism, lines on the face, perimenopause) who's given birth twice (stretch marks), had an appendectomy (scarring), has body hair, and an underactive thyroid (an even SLOWER metabolism, so overweight by roughly 25-30lbs). I LOOK like a 43yo who's given birth twice had an appendectomy, has body hair, and has an underactive thyroid (ok, truthfully, a dead one; decorative purposes only!). It's really, really, REALLY not my problem if you're not attracted to that 🤷

Same here. I thought I was "rude, disrespectful, ungrateful, too sensitive" etc. Turned out I was living in a tox1c family, with a highly misogynistic and abus1ve father.

Lol, just reading between the lines. Subtle, very subtle, lol.

Puts me in mind of Junior (RFK), what a fool he is. SMH!

That's not true! We also raise our voices when we're not getting enough attention!

Sounds like the OP already has all the virginity he needs...

😂😂😂omg that Coldplay incident is never ever gonna be forgotten is it 😂

Well, sometimes. Some guys only half a*s it so it’s so bad they don’t get called on to do it again. I think that’s called “strategic incompetence”, and it’s deliberate.

BUT YOU JUST HAD ONE LAST MONTH!

😂😂😂😂

I don't/never have understood this. Putting your hand on the back/waist of a Lady is a familiar gesture; as in something you'd do you your partner. I would NEVER do this to a Woman unless we are an item.

Like the military drafting 17 year olds

As a straight white male, I don't think I get celebrated enough. It's not like everything in society is and historically has been geared towards me. Jesus Christ, people.

I was living on the streets at 19 having married a as I found out once he put a ring on it a wife beater !, n I ran free one to many beatings ,the streets were far safer ! N yup I’m extremly embarrassed about it ,but at 19 what to we know 🤷‍♀️

",Sorry, I can't, since I'm too busy looking for grenades to catch!"

I find it a bit ironic that many of the men that use "gold digger" as an indult for women then proceed to watch shows about gold diggers in Alaska because that work is so hard, tough and manly...

Keep that line drawn 👍

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I never understood this. Telling someone to smile is idiotic. GIVE THEM A REASON TO SMILE....Then, they'll smile....DUH !

Woah, its me everyone! (jkjk)

It’s always the fugly guys who say this s**t too.

**Nearly everything you do/use was made by a man.** ...and none of those men were you, Brad.

We very much DO NOT LIKE TOXIC MEN !!!

and if they pull their own weight and love their spouse and do the cooking and cleaning they are seen as week...

Who are experienced and wise enough to see right through that desperation.

And that's why the bro code provides no real emotional support - it's not about shared vulnerability but about avoiding embarrassment. The former is genuinely altruistic while the latter is inherently selfish (if a fellow male allows himself to be embarrassed, that undermines my own position of control). It's the difference between solidarity among oppressed and solidarity among oppressors. And this is literally sickening - hence the decline in men's mental health now that women are becoming more independent - yet we grow angry at women for not helping us with our feelings, never men. And yes, I know that feminists have been saying that all along - albeit more eloquently. There's a reason the Cassandra of greek mythology was a woman...

But that means you're playfully teasing them, which makes it even more obvious you wanna sleep with them. Maybe you should try ignoring them... which means you're playing hard-to-get, an even more surefire sign you want to sleep with them! (Sigh) Women are so difficult to read...

Much too nice on the men. No mention of selfishness and entitlement - big factors.

Well If women have boundaries and dare to say no to men, they are called b*tches or Terfs.

He would need that emotional intelligence to realize that

While I agree with the overall point being made, why is "empty stomach" in there?

And "Oh boy".. When we've quantum leapt!

I believe we are all human beings being human.

She has two lives (at least) on the line, but he has neeeeds

Wrong. It should be "I'm sorry that you think I hurt you" instead of "yes i hurt you".

more than annoying

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And, you have to be self-confident to show you are more funny. So many people hide themselves.

It's so handy when you're the answer to your own question.

What about a man who thinks he knows more about your job than you? That'd make it a Hell House.

Jamaican women rarely get interrupted, because it is impossible to do so. Lol. We will talk over God if he tries to interrupt us and we talk louder.

"He has real golden retriever energy. It's wonderful". "STOP DEHUMANIZING HIM, B.I.T.C.H!"

😂

Some… I found a good one. I know a few more

Wow, "I don't acknowledge pretty girls" is a really weird flex.

But be sure to return the rented suit on time and in good shape.

They also don’t make salaries equal to men for the SAME work! So we’re way more choosy with how we spend our hardER earned money.

W*F is anyone calling anyone ugly? If you’re not interested, say no politely. Are we all just vindictive and entitled now?

Now that’s pure low life s c u m of the earth poor lass I hope she left him !,

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The Office... You mean the series created by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant?

They don't want drama they don't want consequences

Gordon down there commenting, but, big surprise, doesn't get it.

Yeah, I can tell she is an intellectual power house.

It's called "negging".

Same goes for so many people who skate by in life on nothing but their good looks. They forget that we all get old and will have to fall back on our intelligence, humor, wit, and personality to make us attractive. The rest of us have spent our entire lives developing those qualities, so the good lookers will end up lagging behind.

Men: I treated her like trash, cheated on her, and she still left!!! Nice guys really do finish last!

very mature and not gross or stupid

I guess it's that the people in Italy all spoke Latin once upon a time.

Ooops. Looks like I'm a devil in disguise as a very warm woman.

To be fair, I’m a woman and I’m not a fan because she’s in her late 30s now and still writes lyrics like a 14 year old. I’m sure she’s a nice person but I don’t believe liking or not liking her is some test of feminism or emotional intelligence.

Truly intelligent people know they don't know everything. I should know I'm a doctor and also, an idiot!