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50 Wives Expose Their Husbands’ Funniest Quirks, And Many Married Couples Will Probably Feel Very Seen
Marriage is many things. A legal contract, a romantic commitment, a shared mortgage, and apparently, an endless content stream of a grown man doing something so bizarre you have no choice but to get your phone out and document it for strangers on the internet.
Wives have been posting about their husbands online for years, and the content falls into a very consistent category. They aren’t complaints or crises. Usually it is just the daily accumulation of small, inexplicable, oddly endearing behaviour that comes with sharing your life with another person. It is funny because it is real, and it is real because every woman reading this just thought of something her own husband does. These are the best of them.
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#1
My Husband Gave Me His Xenomorph Action Figure. I Dressed It Up And Named It ‘Pookie.’
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#2
My Husband Leaves The Bodies Of Bugs Wherever He Squishes Them Because He Thinks It Will Keep The Other Bugs Away
#3
My Husband Insists This Is Normal
#5
My Husband Has His Pick Of Toothbrushes From An Unopened Pack And Chose The Same Color As Mine
#9
When My Husband Gets Mad At Me, He Puts Things Where I Can't Reach Them (I'm 5'3"). Then, He Hides My Step Ladder
#11
My Husband Eats Apple With A Spoon. Reddit, Please Give It To Him Straight
#13
How The Marketing On This Cereal Led My Husband To Believe There Would Be Cute Animals On The Individual Bags But…. Nope
#19
My Husband Used One Of My Dinosaur Stamps To Mail A Government Form. When I Confronted Him He Said He Wanted To Make The Life Of A Bureaucrat A Little Brighter
#23
I'm Sending My Husband To Work Tomorrow With Chocolate Chip Cheesecake Cookies. I Printed Off A Picture To Tape To The Top Of The Containers Lid. Yay Or Nay?
#27
My Husband Thought This Was A Fidgeting Toy
My husband thought my stitch counter was a fidget toy. When I found it like this I was like "honey did you touch this?" I need it cause I have a horrible memory and trouble counting stitches. He goes "Yeah why?"
"Because it's a stitch counter so I remember how many stitches I have" he smiles innocently "I'm sorry it had a clicky button that made the numbers go up" I just started laughing in disbelief. Thank God I remember what row I was on or I would be more than mildly infuriated lol.
#28
This Is How My Husband Opens The Bread If I Don’t Get To It First. Just Rips A Hole In The Bag And Leaves It Open Like This Too
#31
Husband Bought A Package Of Gummies From Our Local Dispensary. Got An Entire Package Of Silica Packets Instead
#34
On A Recent Trip, I Accidentally Packed One Of My Husband’s AirPods (And The Charger Case) As Well As My Own. He Sent Me This Screenshot
#49
My Husband Told Me Halfway Thru Dinner That The Restaurant Was Shut Down By The Health Department
I said I wanted a big salad for dinner so Husband picked a place and went to get it while I studied. He brought me the salad and went off to eat his food. Ten minutes later I’m about halfway into the salad, he texts me from the other room: “so the health department was at the restaurant when I got there. They just have been shut down, there is a health department sign about their water, said don’t drink it, hopefully our food is okay. Something about coliform I think it said?” Cool.
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